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reesespeanutbutterfuck · 4 months

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imperfectionist (vinny hong x jo!reader)

jay jo's imperfectionist sister meets the flawful vinny hong.

part 5

part 4 | part 6

part warnings: fem!reader, cursing, mentions of blood, stab wounds & h*rassment (tw!), jo!reader (jay is reader's 1 year older brother, but they're in the same class), second person's pov (you, you're, your), reader is NOT yumi. wb main story SPOILERS, nothing much happening in here wait for future chs

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Suki, your roommate-slash-basketball-teammate, didn't let time pass not knowing what really happened to you. She went hysterical after she found your bloodied clothes soaked in the basin in your shared bathroom. You should have tossed it in the trash bin without washing.

She didn't let you live it down. Curse you for having someone with an inquisitive nature for a friend.

“What happened?!” You carefully took a turn to set foot in the living room, since Suki, after coming to your shared room straight from the airport, decided to go to the bathroom first thing after she entered. You forgot she was coming home.

“Those weren't splatters of dried blood, Suki. It's paint. You must be having jet lag, you should rest.”

“Even someone who's not a medical rookie will know dried blood when they see one.”

You sighed. You tried to fight her suspicious stare off, until you gave up and opened your mouth, “Got stabbed. In a closed alley.”

“What?! Why?! So that's why I can't contact you! Where's your phone?” Of course she would freak out. Anyone with a troublesome friend would.

“Don't tell my mom. I got harassed on my way here. It was self-defense. It happened quickly.”

Her brows furrowed with mixed emotions until she sighed, “How is your wound now? Can I see?” She held your arms lightly in an attempt to turn you to the other way to see your back, but you refused to.

You swatted her hands away. “You don't need to. It's a small one, just a tad bit deep.”

“I don't believe you. Why are you moving around now? Isn't the wound open? You shouldn't even be standing up right now! What if the stitches loosen?!” Suki was losing her mind at how lightly you take the situation for.

“I'm not stupid to walk around places with my back opened like a fucking wallet.”

“Wait, don't tell me you stitched it up by yourself?” her eyes worriedly widened, wondering how it was possible for you to reach your back. “We all have faith in your suturing skills, but we're not doctors! You should have it checked!”

“I–”

“We should go to a hospital—not where your parents work. Some other hospital, anywhere else. I can book a ride, or wait for me to get my car from home and I'll drive us there–”

She picked up her cardigan and keys and was ready to exit the door, uncaring about her own fatigue from her flight. You quickly held her by the shoulders to stop her.

“Hey, hey! It's fine, I'm fine. You're tired from your flight, Suki. You should rest. Besides, someone saw me and already brought me to the hospital.”

“Which hospital?”

“My parents' workplace.” You let go of her shoulders and turned the other way.

She gave you a meaningful look. “Must be someone with a death wish. Who was it?”

You side-eyed her and squinted your eyes.

“What?”

“You don't even agree to be brought to that hospital by me, or anyone. And you probably would have refused help if it meant you being brought there injured. So who was this person who had all the guts to bring you there?”

"Well, I met someone–”

“Someone?” her eyes twinkled in eagerness, as if you mentioning this someone stimulated something in her. And you knew that look too well. This girl. “'Met someone' as in...?”

“Suki.” you gave her a warning look. “He's just… someone. Somewhat interesting at first sight, but no more than that.”

You thought that would stop her, but how wrong you were. Her smile grew even bigger. “So it's a ‘he’? And here I always thought you weren't into men. Are you seeing someone without telling me?”

You rolled your eyes. “No.”

“Do tell me more.”

“Remember that red-haired grouch I stitched temporarily after duty that I told you about?”

You then told her about everything. Why, where, and how.

“My, what a coincidence! Hadn't I known you well, I would've said you were being brought together by destiny.”

“Get your head off your damn romance novels. It's the only way to push Jay to pursue what he’s really passionate about. If I don't push the grouch, I can't push Jay too. He'll be stuck in a loop of finding his purpose and quite possibly even suffer from an existential crisis forever.”

“You have a point.” Her eyes flicked to the side as she nodded her head in agreement. “So about the guy who brought you to the hospital, what are you with this grouch? You like him?”

“I already told you, No. He's insufferable, and his hair's like a tomato.” You recalled what he looked like. Yeah. Red hair and an attitude. A tomato.

“Tomato, huh? Odd, but okay.” She made a face and tried her best to contain a laugh. “What's his name? Do you have a picture of him?”

You turned to your bedroom, being extra careful while walking to not rip the stitches. The anesthesia was wearing off and you were starting to feel the pain off of your lower back. “I'll tell you some other time. I’m tired.”

Suki quickly noticed how you struggled to walk so she rushed beside you in an instant and held you. “I'll see him at some point. Not now, but I'll surely, finally see your newest obsession.”

You sighed. “Obsession, ha.”

“Stop being indenial. I know how obsessed you get with people.” You rolled your eyes for the nth time. You were not thinking of him that way. Never, even. He's just someone who needs the crew, and is needed by the crew.

Right?

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The weekends passed, you isolated yourself inside your apartment. With Suki only unloading her things inside your shared apartment before coming home to her family home here in Korea, you pretty much spent the rest of the weekend only by yourself.

Not to mention how the stitches fucking hurt when the anesthesia's effect subsided. You skipped classes for weeks while faking a flu—having Suki cover up for you, to give your discreet wound time to heal before you resumed class. Suki helped you clean it up since you legally cannot reach your back. Thankfully the stab wasn't that big enough to give you difficulties while cleaning, that's why you didn't need to go back to the hospital anymore.

Which leads you, one time when Suki was attending to your fresh stitches, you wondered how Vinny endured the pain while his wound was healing. Since his, it was actually more deep than yours and bigger from the outside. It must've pained him like shit. You wonder if it left a visible scar.

Oh, speaking of him, You asked Jay about the arrangement of the crew, and you found out… that surprisingly Vinny showed up to their first gathering and first practice as a team. As Hummingbird crew.

You felt blank. You didn't know what to feel. You didn't expect him to agree but at the same time you were hoping for him to join. You hugged your phone to your chest while staring at Jay's message the night you found out. He made his choice and decided to show himself.

Good for him. His bespectacled friend's efforts weren't put to waste.

The following Monday morning, your plate was immediately bombarded with council work when you went to the meeting room early to catch up. As the Vice President, there really isn't a single minute to spare. Especially when the new president—Jay's replacement only knows how to parade his title but fails horribly to fulfill his duties. The duties Jay used to manage efficiently during his reign.

The early stress made you yawn while marching through the hallway to make your way through the Principal's office to deliver paperworks for him to sign. When you arrived in front of the office, you were shocked to find a rare sight. Students were making a commotion outside the Principal's office.

What the hell is going on?

You pushed yourself forward past the students and knocked, earning a muffled "Come in!" from the Principal himself from inside the room. When you twisted the doorknob to step inside, you were once again welcomed by a sight you weren't expecting to see.

Would you look at that, The Hummingbird crew members all stood affront the Principal and Mr. Nam. You wondered why they're here? Jay hasn't told you anything.

“Sister-in-law! Perfect timing!” Shelly's face lightened up at the sight of your bored face.

Now everyone's attention and eyes were all on you. Your eyes accidentally looked for Vinny the first thing. And there he was, breaking his usual poker-face gaping his mouth and slightly widening his eyes at the surprise of seeing you.

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screaming in pain and pleasure cz why does vinny have to join snek crew but at the same time i kinda want to see him and joker team up ffff

#vinny hong #vinny hong x reader #jay jo x reader #jay jo #windbreaker

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lol-jackles · 2 months

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Your thoughts on Jared’s breakdown and how this affected the advertising of cons is interesting to me. Largely because there has been a huge increase in Jenmish cons this year - not just at CE but internationally. The Australian con just teased their 2025 event with a silhouette of a famous Jenmish photo and the phrase “something old, something new ”. Scotland comic con have misha and have said they are about to announce misha’s “handsome friend”. Are Jenmish about to do a project together they are promoting with cons?

I highly doubt that. The difference was Misha was already part of Robert Singer's contingency plan to continue Supernatural in case Jared prematurely left and Jensen is promoted to lead.

And do you really think Misha would keep quiet if he and Jensen have an upcoming project together? He would have splatter it all over his social media.

I've speculated that at the end of season 13, Jared told WB that he accepted an offer from CBS and will leave SPN after season 14. Misha must have thought his time finally has come so he negotiate to get back on the regular status and the higher salary that comes with it.

On September 10th, 2018, CW released the official SPN14 poster. While Jared is on the prized right-side position, nonetheless Misha was on equal scale and near identical face position as Jensen.

This was quickly followed by two “Mishacon” in September and October. Not long afterwards, WB and CBS came to an agreement to allow Jared to be on SPN for one more season to finish off the series for good.

March 22, 2019, during filming of the season 14’s finale, they officially announced that SPN’s 15th season will it’s last. Imagine Misha’s shock and dismay, emotionally I imagine it felt like a giant middle finger to him.

#mishal collins

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claryfrayed · 2 years

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a snippet from the last chapter of i’m gonna wade out past the shadows. the fic should be finished by the end of this week.

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” Will groaned. Because seriously. They had to be fucking kidding him.

El nodded, arms crossed. “Fucking kidding,” she agreed. Ignoring the scandalized look she earned from both Hopper and Steve.

Will was standing in the middle of the woods, peering down into a large hole in the ground, surrounded by grey grass and large, decaying trees. Behind him stood Lucas and Dustin, feet on the last edge between the healthy green grass and the rotted ground. A few feet away from the hole, lay a dead rabbit, ears half eaten by flies and maggots. He couldn’t see any more animals, despite being near a small stream. And the area around them was dead silent, as if they were in an entirely different world.

“I’ve seen this place before,” Will said, at last. He bent down and picked up a small, lopsided rock. He turned it over in his hand and noticed it had markings on the back of it. He could see three tally marks, scratched onto it by a branch most likely. A drop of dark red, like a teardrop or a blood splatter. He ran the pad of his index fingers over the tally marks, wondering.

Mike huddled close to him, pressing his side against Will’s, arms brushing as leaned over Will to steal a glance at the rock. His finger trailed over the tally marks, right in the spot Will’s had just been. Mike brushed his thumb against the dirt coating the rock, using his nail to clear it away. When he was done, Will could see two tiny initials in the right corner. He squinted and held it up in the light.

“WB,” Mike read aloud. He looked up at Will through his eyelashes, considering. He let go of the rock and placed his hand along Will’s forearm, wrapping his fingers around it, holding on loosely. “It looks like your handwriting.”

#i’m gonna wade out past the shadows #byler #byler fanfic #stranger things fanfic #will byers #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson #steve harrington #eleven #jane hopper #stranger things #post season 3 #ao3

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tobythesudriantram · 1 year

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sharting with fingle and mriends: shart (A.K.A. my excuse to make a shitpost) [CW: Quite a bit of swearing, death, dark humor and random sex jokes.]

*mingle wakes up at 6:09 AM on a thursday night on the 26th of January 2023 in the Pirate's Den RV Resort and Marina in the state of Colorado, United States... A.K.A. fancy people talk for "her house" and walks downstairs (even though she lives in a one-floor house i'm pretty sure) to go talk to her friends dingle and donk.*

mingle: hey guys its me mingle i just sharted in my pants

donk: shut the fuck up im listening to crazy frog

*mingle puts on some nerd glasses* mingle: uhhmhmh actually crazy frog isnt the name of the song its the name of the band 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

donk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *fucking explodes*

dingle: mingle i want to go outside to play with boyfriend but im dummy thicc so my fat ass and thighs get stuck in the doorway!!1!1

mingle: just fucking jump out the window lol its not going to hurt you

dingle: oh yay!!!! *he proceeds to jump out the window only to smash his head against the concrete and get concussed lol*

*mingle walks outside* mingle: holy crap lois dingle is fucking dead i think

*boyfriend appears* bf: beep bap bo boo bpe shart

mingle: hey boyfriend!11!1!!

bf: i just fukcing sharted

mingle: SAME BESTIE!!!1!1!1!

bf: beep bop boop hey you wanna fuck in the back of a hot topic or smth lol

mingle: ayyyyy yes!1!1!

eduardo: well well well

mingle: holy shit its eduardo from fnf!!1!!1

eduardo: bitch im from edwuud the fuck are you talkin bout

mingle: stfu you are from fnf now

eduardo: ok

bf: beep bop boop i found a gun *shoots eduardo*

eduardo: ACK BITCH YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED ME ack am dying...... tell jon..... his ass is flat....... *dies*

mingle: rip eduardo

bf: anyway uhhhh beep boop skdoop beep lets go have sex in the hot topic now lol

mingle: ok lol

dingle: GUYS I AM ALIVE AGAIN!!!!!

donk: i am too because yes

mingle: ayyyy guys your alive again!

dingle: you're*

mingle: dingle shut the fuck up

donk: lets go have a orgy at the back of the hot topic

dingle: and lets also go make crack

mingle: yes

bf: beep boop shart

azerbaijani spongebob:

Credits:

@friendlyfox34 - The OG Mingle and Friends (I'm sorry for this).

Edd Gould / The Eddsworld Crew - Eduardo.

JerryWannaRat/The Basement Show Team - The WB Splatter Tom sprite in the title card.

And, unfortunately, me - Bringing this nightmare into a reality.

(I'm genuinely sorry for this nightmare... But at the same time i'm sorta not lol).

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friendlyfox34 · 1 year

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So after a bunch of brainstorming, I thought up a concept for a whole entire FNF x LWM&F mod.

Monday Morning Minglin'

Week 1 - Pandora's Fox (Mingle and Friends week)

Boyfriend Vs. Mingle - Good Morning

Boyfriend Vs. Dingle and Donk - Best Buddies

Boyfriend Vs. Boyfriend (TBD) - Dude With The 'Tude

Boyfriend Vs. Mingle, Dingle, Donk and Boyfriend (TBD) - Mingle's Friendship Challenge

Week 2 - Chilling In The Back (Neighbors week)

Pico Vs. Fourbot - Going Four-th

Pico vs. Two Undyne - Back for Seconds

Pico Vs. X Sans - X-ecute

Pico Vs. Tony, Tin-E and Large Charge - Tiny or Tall

Pico vs. Fourbot, X Sans, Two Undyne, Tony, TIN-E and Large Charge - Metallic Madness

Week 3 - Gone (Creepypasta Week)

Wandou vs. Mingle - Where Is Everyone?

Wandou vs. Sad Mingle - Ditched

Wandou vs. Boozed Mingle - Escapism

Wandou and Donk vs. Angerholic Mingle - Angerholic

Wandou and Dingle vs. Depressed Mingle - Rock Bottom

Week 4 - M1N6L3-15-60N3 (Pibby Week)

Boyfriend vs. M1N6L3 - Sour Notes

Boyfriend and Pibby vs. D1N6L3 4ND D0NK - Best Friends Forever

Boyfriend, Pibby, Alloy Boy and Melira vs. M1N6L3, D1N6L3, D0NK, B0YFR13ND (TBD) 4ND F0UR807 - The Last Lesson

Week 5 - dimgel ges troled :( (Tails Gets Trolled Mingle Mix)

Edward vs. Dingle - Worthless Worm (Talentless Fox Mingle Mix)

Edward vs. Mingle - Apology Impossible (No Villains Mingle Mix)

Edward vs. Donk - Go Away Mohterfukcers (Die Batsards Mingle Mix)

Boozed Tony vs. Boozed Donk - Drunxcavator (High Shovel Mingle Mix)

Max vs. Angry Mingle - Punishment Day (Taste For Blood Mingle Mix)

Freeplay:

Boyfriend vs. Boyfriend (TBD) - Confronting Yourself Mingle Mix

mingle.jpeg vs. Garfield - Abuse Mingle Mix

Boyfriend (TBD) vs. Mingle 135, Soul Dingle, Soul Donk and Soul Fourbot and X Sans - Mingle is Missing! (Mario is Missing Mingle Mix)

Mingle vs. Donk vs. Dingle - Pasta Night Mingle Mix

Mingle vs. Spongebob Squarepants vs. Lola (Charl8e and Lola) vs. Doki - Cross-Channel Chaos (Cross-Console Clash Mingle Mix)

Mingle vs. Luan Loud - Besties (Buddies Mingle Mix)

Boyfriend vs. Mingle - Friendly (Good Morning Old)

Shart Mingle vs. Shart Donk, Shart Dingle, Shart Boyfriend, Eduardo and WB Splatter Tom - Shitpost

D-Side Boyfriend vs. Johnny - G'Day (Good Morning D-Sides)

Kaity/Female Boyfriend vs. Mark - Good Morning Mirrorverse Mix

Boyfriend vs. Mingle and Martha - Challeng-MINGLE (Challeng-EDD Mingle Mix)

Wow! I really like those ideas!

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shirtlesssammy · 5 years

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1x16: Shadow

Previously on Supernatural:

Sam and Dean are hard at work looking for their dad.

Now:

Down an empty city street, a lone woman walks into a dark, foggy alley. A sudden wind storm sweeps through the area and shadows dance across building walls. The woman starts running (and like, seriously, I don’t care how late at night this is, there’s no one else around??) and makes it back to her apartment, sets the alarm and locks the door. Whew, she’s safe, or at least that’s what the music is telling me. She then plays messages on her ANSWERING MACHINE. Lol, sometimes I laugh at how old this show is.

Anyway, a shadow creeps along the wall and SPLAT, we have a cold open victim after all.

One Week Later

Sam and Dean, professional cosplayers, are dressed as alarm system employees today. Dean is a tad incredulous they have to play dress-up (but secretly LOVES it, let’s admit it.)

He ribs Sam a little bit about a play he did in high school (Dean’s such a supportive brother to go watch that. Poor Sam can’t act himself out of an alternate universe where he IS an actor.) They enter the victim’s apartment. The landlord tells them their company sucks. The windows were locked, the door was bolted, and the alarm system was still on. Hmm. Everything was in order, but Meredith. She was in pieces all over the floor.

The brothers start looking around the apartment. Dean previously spoke with the police (and ofc he’d hit it off with a Sagittarius) and reveals that the victim was missing her heart. They speculate about what they’re dealing with until Dean sees a pattern in the blood splatter on the floor (My sweet, smart son). He starts laying tape to form the pattern. It forms a symbol that neither brother recognizes.

Later, at a bar, Dean is busy talking up the bartender when Sam wanders in with notes from the case. Dean checks in, and normally at this stage in the game I am eye-rolling hard at overcompensating Dean, but he is SO proud about getting the bartender’s number. (Like, why Dean? You’re an A+ charmer and you look like Jensen Ackles.)

Honestly, though, Dean was doing the job. He gathered a heck of a lot of info on Meredith. They have another victim but there doesn’t appear to be a connection, except with how they died.

Suddenly, Sam takes off. He finds his old travel buddy, Meg. WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE. (Also, <insert old WB joke here>) She yells at Dean for making Sam do things he doesn’t want to do. Look at Dean’s face when he looks at Sam! Guh. Then he pulls the classic Dean move and makes light of the comment and walks away to get a beer. AND then he looks back at Sam again as he’s walking away. This gives Sam and Meg some time to talk and Sam gets her digits.

Later, when Sam and Dean are leaving the bar, Dean asks about Meg. Sam doesn’t really know her and finds it weird to have run into her again. Dean wants to know more about the shit talk Sam was spreading about him but Sam is trying to talk about how weird it is to run into Meg again. He tasks Dean with learning more about Meg Masters and the symbol at the victim’s apartment. Sam is going to watch Meg, and Dean finds this infinitely funny.

Later, Dean calls Sam, who’s outside Meg’s apartment, to tell him that she checks out. He encourages Sam to ask her out. And at the end of the day, I can’t help but love Dean’s way of helping Sam. Maybe it’s not the most understanding but he really wants to help Sam move on and heal. Anyway, he also learned about the symbol. It’s a Zoroastrian demon sigil. Sam wonders how Dean learned all this, and Dean makes it clear that HE READS TOO.

For Science:

But Dean realizes that he’s not performing enough and tells Sam that he asked a friend of John’s. All the same, Dean says that from the info he (NOT CALEB) gathered, the demon has to be summoned and that means someone is controlling it. Anyway, Dean gets gross and Sam hangs up on him. Then Sam gets gross and watches Meg change through her window.

Meg leaves her apartment and Sam follows her to an old warehouse. Once inside, he finds that she’s set up a nice little summoning altar. She talks to someone/thing in a chalice. She’ll await their arrival.

Sam sneaks out of the elevator shaft he was hiding in. He sees the altar and is literally like, “What the hell?”

“Dude, I gotta talk to you,” is how these two giant nerds simultaneously greet each other back at the hotel.

Sam fills Dean in on Meg. She’s the one who’s been summoning the daeva. Dean reveals his own new intel. His police contact got him the victims’ files: they’re both originally from Lawrence, Kansas. Dean calls their dad and tells them they might be close to the thing that killed their mom. (“That’s where everything started.” Crying noise. Crying noise.) Before they head out to the warehouse, Sam dumps a big bag of weapons on the bed.

Sam is like me packing for a trip at 2 a.m. Uh, idk, maybe I’ll need this? Better pack it just in case. Holy water, ritual books, and just about every weapon he can think of. “I’m not sure what to expect, so I guess we should just expect everything?” I feel you, Sammy.

Then the boys talk about how NOT nervous they are - how totally chill they feel about possibly confronting the thing that killed their mom. If they succeed, Sam would go back to school. Dean, though? He’s in the life for good. “There’s always gonna be somethin’ to hunt.” Sam asks Dean if there’s anything he wants for himself (crying intensifies) and Dean bursts out that he doesn’t want Sam to bail on him again. “You and me and dad. I want us to be together again.” Oh, Dean Bean.

On that fun note, let’s go kick some ass! Sam and Dean climb back up the warehouse elevator shaft. Meg stands on one side of the room facing a wall and muttering incantations (as one does). They creep into the room while she chants and take up defensive positions. Without even turning around, she calls them out. “Hiding’s a bit childish, don’t you think?” (Meg, the proper word to tell them to stop hiding is olly-olly-oxen-free.) She tells them that she was waiting for them. It WAS a trap! She commands the daeva to attack.

The daeva slices the hell out of Sam’s face and hurls the boys across the room, knocking them out. They wake up a little while later, trussed up to beams.

Sam tries to unravel why Meg targeted the two victims. It turns out their deaths were meaningless; killing people from Lawrence was simply bait for her Winchester trap. Dean tries to cut through the villain monologue and find out why they’re still alive, but Meg tells him that the trap she set isn’t for them…it’s for their dad. “He has one weakness,” Meg says. “He lets his guard down around his boys. Lets his emotions cloud his judgment.” BOOM. Cue the feelings.

Meg lets her snarky demon flag fly around Sam. She taunts him about watching her, wanting her. Meg starts to kiss Sam (gross gross yuck gross) until she hears a snick of a blade as Dean tries to break free. She tosses away Dean’s knife and goes back to Sam, who head butts her, revealing his own released hands.

On Dean’s direction, Sam topples the altar, freeing the daeva. The daeva goes after Meg, dragging her to the window and tossing her to the ground below.

Back at their hotel, they open the door to find a mysterious shadow. It’s their dad! It’s Hugchester time.

Dean apologizes for not spotting the trap and John tells them that a) he knew it was a trap so no worries and b) he was in town as well. HEY John, thanks for warning your kids. John reveals that he’s working on a way to kill the yellow-eyed demon for good. But he’s (tosses hair back dramatically) got to do it ALONE.

It’s Hugchester time AGAIN, when suddenly John gets hurled across the room. The daeva’s back in Daeva’s Revenge: Part Two: The Wreckoning. The daeva proceeds to wreck the hotel room, and toss Dean and Sam around as well. Outside, Meg approaches with a daeva sigil necklace. It’s looking bad for our heroes, when Sam lights a flare to chase away the shadows (including the daeva).

They all stumble from the room, bruised and bloodied, and make their way to the Impala.

They’re about to head out together when Dean tells them that John can’t go with them. Meg was right - John’s vulnerable when he’s around his sons. Sam begs John not to leave but John’s already got both feet out the proverbial door. They give each other the worst sort of goodbye hug - a manly pat on the shoulder, and then John takes off in his truck.

Meg watches them leave town. It’s not over, boys. Not by a long shot.

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Only the Shadow Quotes:

You think credit card fraud is easy?

I came, I saw, I conquered. Oh, and I met what’s-his-name, something Michael Murray at a bar.

Maybe you’re thinkin’ a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?

What’s the significance of Lawrence?

What if this whole thing was over tonight? Man, I’d sleep for a month. Go back to school—be a person again.

Things will never be the way they were before.

Dad’s vulnerable when he’s with us. He’s stronger without us around.

Alright, you little pervert

You don’t have the corner on paper chasing around here.

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lordsofmedrengard · 5 years

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Re-reading the WB Trilogy

And this was when I remembered that these guys weren’t your ADB-style Snarky Demon CSM:

‘Which one here speaks for you?’ asked Marduk. The cultists looked around at each other, and finally one man stood and stepped through the other cultists to approach.

‘I do, lord,’ said the man, his head held high.

Marduk raised his bolt pistol and shot the man in the face. Pieces of skull, brain matter and blood splattered over the remaining kneeling cultists.

‘Lower your eyes when looking upon your betters, dogs, or I shall ask Burias-Drak’shal here to remove them,’ Marduk snarled.

‘Now, who here speaks for you?’ he repeated.

A shaven-headed woman in beige robes stepped forwards, her gaze lowered. ‘I do, my lord,’ she said in a shaking voice.

‘What is the fourth tenant of the Book of Lorgar, dog?’ asked Marduk dangerously, fingering the trigger of his bolt pistol.

The woman stood in silence for a moment, and Marduk raised the pistol to her head.

‘Give up yourself to the Great Gods in body and of soul,’ she said quickly. ‘Discard all that does not benefit their Greatness. The First thing to be discarded is the Name. Your Self is nothing to the Gods, and your Name shall be as nothing to You. Only once you have reached Enlightenment shall you Reclaim you Name, and your Self. Thus spoke Great Lorgar, and thus it was to Be.’

Marduk kept the pistol raised to her head. ‘What is your name?’

‘I have no name, my lord,’ the woman replied instantly.

‘If you have no name, what then shall I call you?’

The woman faltered for a moment, biting her lip hard, acutely aware of the bolt pistol held a centimetre from her forehead.

‘Dog,’ she whispered finally.

‘Louder,’ said Marduk.

‘Dog,’ said the woman. ‘My name to you, lord, is dog.’

‘Very good,’ said Marduk, lowering his pistol. ‘You are all dogs, to me, and to all of my noble kind. But perhaps one day, with faith and prayer and action, you will rise in my esteem.

‘Arise, dogs. Gather your arms, and prove yourselves. Walk before your betters. Joyfully take the bullets of our enemies, so that not a scratch need mar the holy armour of the warriors of Lorgar. Such is a noble sacrifice. Lead forth, dogs.’

#Marduk #Word Bearers #space marines #chaos space marines #40k #30k #horus heresy #warhammer #warhammer 40k #chaos #astartes #adeptus astartes #legiones astartes #anthony reynolds #dark apostle #dark creed #dark disciple

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