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Admiiinnn do you write for platonic sagau?

Me wanna request my son (Razor) ue.

Because most of the fics I've read is just the creator falling on Mondstadt but never other places! I want them to fall on Wolvendom and maybe meet the wolf boy 🐨

I imagine he doesn't know/able to describe what he's feeling (not understanding human emotions and stuff because he grows up with wolves and all). But he really likes this feeling of peace and feeling like he belongs! So he'll stay with this random person that just dropped out of nowhere, and teach them how to survive in the wild too!

Unlike the overly-obsessed-head-over-heels acolytes, I think Razor will be like a worrywart bestfriend. You're his lupical now! It's his duty to protect other lupicals!

Days with him will literally be so fluffy ueueueu imagine we teach him how to cook things besides meat and puppy-paw hash browns (and teach him how to season them too! Good food always relies on taste after all). He'll just be like a little sibling that saw a very cool trick for the first time.

Aaaaa I wanna braid his long hair with flowers ue...

a request. A REQUEST. FIRST GENUINE REQUEST!! WOO!!!

AND A PLATONIC ONE?? 🥺 FOR THE BOY??🥺🥺THE MOST BOY IN ALL OF GENSHIN IMPACT???!!💖💖💖 YOU 🤝 ME = OUR LOVE FOR LIL ELECTRO FERAL PUPPY BOY

U get a whole slice of cake for that one. 🤲🍰💜

DUDE i totally thought abt (idk if u read it but its floatin around here smwhere,,) including Razor in the first Sagau idea post i made about Blunt Language reader vs. Teyvat's flowery language

TYSM FOR THE REQUEST!! I WILL DO MY BEST FOR THE BOY 💜✨️🐺

This gif encompasses everything i feel abt razor

Almost a part 2? But more like Bennett ft. Razor

Welp, you could've landed somewhere worse.

Like, accidentally-activated-Andrius-challenge worse.

You vowed to urself that if u ever got isekaied, or magicked away, or whatever else, u would not be those stupid protagonists who acted like they didnt know where they were

Or didnt adjust quickly to their new surroundings, esp if theyre life depended on it

U got this, u know exactly where u are rn. >:)

...

..Well, maybe not the exact location, but Wolvendom was pretty hard to mistake for anything else

The moon is full, and it looks to be about midnight or so,

A wolf howls.

...a little too close for comfort...

But hey, the lamp grass irl was so cute and pretty omg! <3

And it lit the ground nicely when u were nearby :) what a helpful aesthetic plant, so cool

Seeing a hilichurl camp further away, u slowly backed off into the woods away from the path u landed on (woke up on? Its unclear)

And up onto a small flat cliff thingy, filled with small lamp grass

U figured u werent getting anywhere tonight, i mean u rlly can't see jackshit rn, unlike in Genshin where the moon was almost as bright as the sun 💀

So ur just sittin on ur ass, wondering how tf ur gonna build a wolf-proof shelter when a bush shuffles nearby

...On ur little platform, how did u not hear whatever it was before now??

Too late now, bc u saw smth silver, and welp

U knew there were wolves, (its wolvendom)

But since u never saw any in game u kinda assumed they were like Earth wolves and were unlikely to get near a human like u-

Turns out u were probably wrong- the silver flashes in the bush- u get up and brace urself to run screaming and begging on ur knees for Andrius to take u in like-

...?

...Razor?? 😐😑😐

...

RAZOR!! :D!!!

It's the Best Boy™️!!!!!

The bestest boy ever sticks his head out of the bush

!!!??? His head tilts like a puppy in confusion ur heart💘

"...Lupical??" He says in the most confused ass tone youve ever heard

🥺

"Oh! Yes! Hello," you introduce yourself, "Can you help me? I got kinda lost here, but I don't really have a home to go back to,,"

Razor stands out of the bush, shaking his head back and forth like a dog, his hair nearly whips u in the face lmao

You: "AHH- uh- so, do u know somewhere I can go??"

Razor: "Mhm. Here. Razor like you, feel like Lupical. Stay?"

He asks, his eyes bright and shiny (not the puppy dog eyes)

Well, u figure if he can literally be raised by wolves and still be alive, so can u

(U figure itd be hard to convince Diluc to let u stay w/ him, and u dont have money for an inn in Mondstadt.. u dont even kno abt Springvale... wolf woods it is)

Plus, maybe u can help him out a bit! (it always did irritate u in game that nobody rlly checked on him/helped him live better >:/ )

"Oh! Y-yeah! That sounds great, are u sure ur family's- uh- other Lupical, r ok w/ that?" U hella dont wanna have to wrestle other wolves just for some raw food bc yall gotta share 💀

"Yes, come, I teach!" :D

___

AND SO BEGINS UR ADVENTURES WITH RAZOR

Bbyboy got ur heart in a vice gripe lol

Turns out he lives in a cave, that wasn't rlly available in game

His bed is just kinda,, moss and leaves, maybe one fur pelt

So obv u start gettin chests and get money to buy him better stuff!

Plus monsters drop money too (the slimes just bring u money?? W/o u having to defeat them?? Whos paying all these monsters anyway, where do they get this money-)

Also bc i HATE that u r just a regular ass human in other SAGAUs, imma keep it canon and say u can still upgrade Vision Users/Allogenes + all the regular game mechanics besides time manipulation, including quest log and inventory (bc that still exists here fuck regular sagau BS)

(bc how would u prove ur the Creator otherwise? How would u live up to that if u didnt have powers?? Isnt that the whole point of why they think ur the Creator???!! Did I miss smth here-??)

So ofc u give the boy the comfiest bed of pillows and furs and handmade quilts (Springvale's very talented and friendly turns out :)

And new clothes!! :D new outfits pop up on his character screen!! (It just kinda,, hovers like a hologram screen in front of him when u click a button u see hovering over his chest at all times)

U also teach him how to comb his hair.

(J. F. C. I dont even wanna think. abt how bad it is, a kid raised by wolves, in the woods w/ little human contact?? ill leave that to ur imagination)

He really loves the lamp grass flowercrowns u make him :) <3

Also yes.

We have to talk about it.

U got him soap.

And perfume. (That are still scented but not enough that he hates it thank fuck-)

Razor seems like he'd react to everything with either worry for ur safety (BEST BOY EVER) bc sm stuff u do is unfamiliar to him,

OR just like u said anon, like a little sibling u showed a magic trick to for the first time <3333

Like?? U can?? Use salt?? Pepper??? On food??? That u have cooked???!!!

Omg, his grubby little hands snatch that shit outta ur pan so quick 😭😭

He's literally scarfs down anything u make him

Oh god the wolves.

If u thought Razor loved ur food, the Lupical pack is on a whole different level.

They're such sweet doggos bc ur technically Lupical now too (Razor gave u a tooth necklace like his :] )

!!! PUPPY PILES !!! 🤲🐺💖💜✨️✨️✨️

And theyre never violent, even their play fighting is pretty tame

But the food.

Ur seasoned. New recipe. Food.

The first time u made a new dish with salt alone

It was a fucking free for all. (including Razor😭)

So now u have a schedule of who gets what when (as insisted and aided by Andrius himself, it got so out of hand,, paw??)

Congratz u got a pack of little siblings now, w/even the "will be bribed w/any food u give them" feature too

Razor loves u sm, he feels so safe around u!!

He usually cant articulate it, but u can tell by how he clings to ur arm whenever yall go into human towns so he wont lose u,

Or how he'll offer u some of his portion of food always (even if u made it)

and he's happy to do all these new things w/ u !!

(i sure as fuck know id get bored af if i was just,, in the woods,, all day everyday,,, not even a book to read,,,)

So needless to say he joins u for nearly everything u do

Esp monster hunting/grinding for his artifacts + weapon + stuff

Razor sees it as his job to look out for Lupical, esp if his favorite (besides Andrius) has to leave pack territory

Also yes, u DID meet The Andrius.

He was. So much. Bigger. Than you. Expected.

The game doesn't do him justice.

He's literally the size of a fucking school bus.

Also, apparently Razor didnt rlly know what u were, mostly bc he just feels ur comfort and safety, no words needed

But Andrius does, and he immediately explains how Teyvat sees u and even does a wolfy bow with his head lowered onto his front paws (ahdkala Andrius pls ur a gOD GET UP)

He's also surprisingly helpful and nice to u, very polite big doggo, a good leader (alpha??)

Lisa is hella grateful for u and all the help/care u give the bestest boy ever

(even tho u did give her the stink eye at first bc,, why didnt she teach him how to take care of himself? And even if he didnt want to join human society at least make sure he's in liveable conditions?? Hes not even an adult???)

But at least she also agrees he's the bestest boy ever, she always brags about how quickly he learns language (both writing reading and speaking) to anyone she knows

Which did endear u to her a little more (plus she apologized for not looking out for him more, or at least asking someone else to/check up on him)

U kinda think she (and the rest of Mondstadt) dont really realize ur some kind of Creator god,

Mostly bc u dont really stay in Mondstadt long, just to get essentials and see what it looked like in person (smtimes to visit Bennett and Fischl :D )

(U mostly only know that bc Andrius claims its so, hes very insistent too)

But ur spending most ur days with Razor anyway so it doesnt matter to you two whether ppl know what u can do

Razor was practicing his writing one time (bc u also help him out at home/Wolvendom when Lisa isnt)

And he carved "Razor loves Lupical and [You]" into a tree near yalls cave

:')

🎵 JESSSSUSSS CHRISSSSTTT THIS IS TOO LONGGG

BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE EDITINNGGGGG🎵

I didnt know where to end it i got sucked in dont LOOK at me-)

Uh anyway i hope this was adequate!! Sorry this was ungodly long!! I will limit myself in the future 🥲

Tysm again for the request and if u read this far LMAO!!

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius ♒️ 💧🌌🌘

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starglimmersfw · 2 years

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Wishful Thinker

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Fischl/Eury, Eury/Nimrod (background), Bennett/Razor (background)

Summary:

i don't want to feel this way forever... a dead letter [text] marked return to sender..

A breakup text, brief comfort, and life moving on, as it does.

“Heya Fish.” Bennett only used his childhood nickname for her when she needed cheering up. His voice was gentle, and she could imagine the soft smile on his face.

She sniffled and rubbed at her eyes. “Hey.” She grabbed a tissue and rolled over.

“How’re you fee-” his face contorted into a deep yawn. Forest surveys forced him to get up at 4am and he was not an early riser. Fischl watched the waistband of his tattered cargo pants slowly dip down his hips, his shirt hem rising as he grabbed onto the top of her door jam to really stretch. “Feeling. Are you okay?”

She let out a shaky sigh, feeling the familiar sting behind her eyes. She grabbed another tissue, trying to think of a way to play it off, but it only overwhelmed her, and then the tears were flowing all over again.

“Aw no. M’sorry Amy.” He sat down next to her and pulled her into a tight hug. He smelled like pine needles and dirt, but also something that was just Bennett, and there were few things more comforting. She leaned against him, sobbing until she could calm down enough to speak.

“I-I-I just, how am I, what does that even mean I’m ‘too high maintenance?’” She wailed before burying her face in her hands.

Her...girlfriend? Exclusive friend with benefits? Whatever their relationship was, Eury hadn’t been replying to her texts for a few days. Fischl thought it was strange that Eury’s sleazy ex Nimrod had been liking her recent social media posts. Then this morning, she practically ran away from her across the quad and Fischl couldn’t just ignore it anymore.

All those nights she and Fischl had hung out, Eury barely keeping herself together after her breakup, seeking comfort from movies, pizza, and cheap, terrible wine. And then there was that night. An impromptu ice cream sundae party turned into cold, sticky kisses, with ice cream slowly melting into puddles on the counter as they found something sweeter in each other.

A few dates here and there, more evenings hanging out in the library on campus or just the living room, many turning into hushed nights, where the sheets tangled around them. She had started to really like Eury, she was sweet and so funny. But the replies to her texts had gotten more sporadic and then just stopped. Until today.

Eury💖

F: why are you avoiding me?

E: i don’t think we should see each other anymore

The silence had been bad, but the cold declaration via text was so much worse. She nearly dropped her phone, needing to read and re-read the reply as if she had imagined it the first time. Still numb, she sank to the floor, phone in hand.

❌❌Don’t Pick Up! (Eury)❌❌

F: why are you avoiding me?

E: i don’t think we should see each other anymore

F: if you’re going to be a coward and dump me by text, at least have the decency to tell me why

🐺Lupical🐺

F: just a heads up. eury dumped me. by text. so that’s how my morning is going

🎶”If I go, it's not impossible

(the time it takes, the time it takes to let go)

But possible is probably wrong

So let go”🎶

She dragged herself to her bedroom and flopped onto the bed, just in time. The numbness faded and the first swell of intense sadness hit her, and once the tears started she couldn’t get them to stop. And now she was crying all over again, but at least she wasn’t alone.

The mattress shifted on her other side and she could feel Razor wrap his arms around her. Both men held her in comforting silence, not even complaining when her nose ran all over their clothes. To be fair, Razor was still in his vet clinic scrubs and Bennet’s clothes were a mess to begin with. She took a deep breath, feeling calmer, and blew her nose.

“Benny, did you get forest muck on my bed?” Her voice was quiet, but she hoped it sounded like she was just teasing him.

“Ah, sorry!” He jumped up, lanky arms swinging wide, knocking over Fischl’s lamp and pulling her charging phone onto the floor. “Oh jeez!”

Razor stood up, a welcome counterbalance to his boyfriend’s frenetic clumsiness. In a single, easy movement, he righted the lamp and untangled Fischl’s phone, sliding it back on the bed next to her before grabbing Bennett by the shoulders.

“Come on.” He gently pushed him out the door.

“Hold on, hold on!” Bennett ducked under Razor’s arm and kneeled in front of Fischl. “Hey. Hey!” He held onto her face, directing her to look at him. “Did you know cecilia flowers are almost impossible to cultivate?” She gave him a confused look. “In nature, they’re tough, and only thrive on windy cliffs, but if you try to grow them, it’s really difficult! Sometimes the best things are tough and take more work, but it’s always worth it.” He stood up and kissed her forehead.

“You’re gonna make me cry! Again!” She was smiling all the same.

“Let’s go.”

“Yeah you’re right. But you should probably shower, you smell like wet dog!”

Razor sighed. “You smell like dirt.”

“Haha fair! Okay, okay, I’ll shower too.”

“Need help?”

“I think I’m-oh!” His response was muffled by Razor clarifying exactly what his help would entail.

She rolled her eyes at their affection. She could never begrudge them, but she wasn’t sure she had the emotional fortitude for it right now. Shutting her door, she thumbed through her playlists until she found something ambient and soft. All that crying exhausted her, and if she wanted to get through her shift later, she needed a nap.

- - -

“Amyyyyyyyy!” Hu Tao’s voice could be heard across the Hot Topic, even with the music blasting. She ran from behind the counter and jumped onto Fischl in a full body hug. “I heard about Eury, what the hell?”

🎶“And all I need to know

Is that I'm something you'll be missing”🎶

Fischl sighed. She knew she was going to have to talk about it eventually but she wasn’t sure was ready. Thankfully a customer chose that exact moment to ask for help and Hu Tao bounced off to see what they needed.

She dropped her bag and coat in the back room, clocked in and tugged her lanyard on. She headed out into the store, only to jump out of her skin when Kuki snuck up next to her.

“Hey. You okay?”

“Kuki, how are you so quiet?”

“Store’s loud. You’re distracted.”

“Point taken. I’m,” she thought about it for a moment, “I’m here. I’m fine.”

“Fair. Next week’s schedule is up in the back.” She noticed a girl with mint green hair struggling to get a Pokemon sweatshirt that was just a little too high for her. Reaching to grab the garment hook, she spoke more quietly, “I think Xinyan was looking for extra shifts if you needed a night off.”

“Thanks. I’ll ask her.”

In spite of Hu Tao’s nosiness, thanks to the usual Friday crowds, they barely had time to talk. Fischl took over the front of the store so Kuki could take her break. She turned from the display she was straightening up to greet the next customer and stopped.

The woman was glancing around, determined, but a little bit lost, an expression the employees had dubbed “looking for a giftcard.” Fischl tried to remember what to say, but between the black jeans and snug white t-shirt hugging the muscles in the woman’s arms, she was finding it hard to focus.

She ran her hand through her pale blue hair, somehow making the asymmetrical cut look even better. “Hey. I checked online and you all sell things with different Sanrio characters on them.” She smiled, “it’s not for me, but it’s my assistant’s birthday and she collects the ones with bunnies.”

Hu Tao breezed by, gently nudging Fischl. “I think we just got some new Sanrio stuff in, why don’t you show her, Amy.”

“Of course,” she blushed at the contact, breaking her out of her daze. “It’s over on this display, follow me.”

“Thanks, lead the way Amy.” Hearing her name made her blush harder, and she prayed that the moody store lighting hid it. They stopped at the Sanrio products and she pulled out a few My Melody and Kuromi pieces.

“Do you know which one she likes more?”

The woman regarded both characters with the utmost seriousness. “Well, she’s got a figure of this one on her desk, she looks rather mischievous don’t you think?” She held up the Kuromi mug and grinned at Fischl.

“I suppose so. What about My Melody?” She held up shorts with the pink bunny on them. “She’s popular as well.”

“You know, for all that Amber, my assistant, likes Kuromi?” She looked to Fischl for confirmation, and continued when she nodded. “My Melody suits her more. Don’t you think she looks sweet and considerate?”

Hearing this woman talk about her assistant with that much kindness hit her in the most tender places. While she wasn’t surprised at how badly she wanted that for herself, she was surprised to find she wanted it from the woman standing in front of her. Anguish clawed at her stomach, and she took a deep breath, pushing down the heartache, refusing to acknowledge any feeling except the need to make it through the night in one piece.

“She does. I think that’s why they get paired together, it’s a fun contrast isn’t it?”

The woman regarded her for a moment, brows furrowed and something like concern in her eyes, but only nodded. “It is! You know, I think this mug is a good idea, you wouldn’t happen to have them as a matched set would you?”

Fischl scanned the display before dropping down to check the shelves. “I think we might have more down here. It’s nice that you’re being so thoughtful.”

“Well she’s the best assistant I’ve ever had. And I mean, I’m not just getting her the mugs, I just thought it would be good to have a fun gift to leave on her desk. There’s going to be lunch and cake and,” she crouched down next to Fischl and gave her a conspiratorial wink, “don’t tell her, but I’m going to give her the afternoon off.”

Fischl laughed in spite of her gloom, “your secret’s safe with me.”

“Thank goodness!”

“I think I see one back here, whoa!” Fischl lost her balance and fell forward slightly, only to have strong hands catch her. Both she and the blue-haired woman froze, staring at each other, neither of them quite sure what to do.

“You okay?”

“Y-yeah. I’m fine. Thanks, I’m sorry.”

“The apology is mine to give, I’m sorry for making you nearly hurt yourself for a mug. A very cute mug, but it’s only a mug all the same.” She stood up and held out her hand, helping Fischl to her feet.

“Thanks. Did you need help finding anything else?”

The woman considered her with an inscrutable smile on her face. “I think this will do it for tonight.”

They made their way to the register and Fischl began to ring her up. The woman’s thick, black credit card felt unusually weighty in her hand but she didn’t think much of it. She handed it back with her receipt and the bagged merchandise.

“Thanks for shopping at Hot Topic Miss Lawrence-”

“Only people who hate me call me Miss Lawrence. Call me Eula.”

“Eula.” There was a certain elegance to it, much nicer than ‘Amy.’ “Well, thanks for shopping with us Eula, have a good night!”

“You too, thanks for the help Amy.”

She gave a little wave over her shoulder as she left the store, and Fischl found herself leaning on the counter, breathless for absolutely no reason at all.

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