#we simp for each other~

[muslimintp-1999-girl]

Loid finally being like ok Yor's strength is not normal but also not being intimidated by it like some insecure man and actually finding it swoonworthy and giving her genuine reassuring words of how Anya is able to be so carefree and happy coz of Yor and praising her in his head and being like THAT ONE ARM ALONE COULD BRING WORLD PEACE

This ep really decided to the raise the already high bar for men wow 😭

#spy x family #in this house we love a simp #and we love couples being equally in love with each other #twiyor

[heylittleriotact]

My husband thinks he’s super clever when he refers to Astarion as my “vampire boyfriend” but he’s been really into What We Do in the Shadows lately and he was going on and on before bed last night about how great Laszlo is, so I just looked at him pointedly and said, “Sounds like I’m not the only one with a vampire boyfriend” 👀

And he didn’t deny it.

#we were made for each other #simping for vampires = true love? #astarion #astarion brainrot #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits

[watatsumiis]

you know when you see pics of older people from when they were in their early adult-hood years and and turns out they were BANGIN’ hot. like they-definitely-had-a-line-of-lovers type of sexy. Pierro.

YOURE SO SO REAL FOR THIS LIKE GENUINELY. Like. Pierro is that brand of old man crunchy where like.. he aged like a fine wine most certainly, but its so easy to tell that he looked like a greek god in his youth - chiseled jawline, striking eyes, that easy confidence that comes from a life of having pretty privilege thrust upon you from pretty much the moment you came out--

Like.. i feel like he wouldve looked like the grunge aesthetic young adult they slap on the front of album covers where he looks sunken and tired but in a totally dashing way, with wind-tousled hair (honestly i never even thought of his original hair colour until now. i just imagine it white/grey because thats SO him. i could see it being brown, maybe blond?) and eye bags that look like they were dabbed on delicately with eyeshadow and a brush.

but even with all of that i do also just see him looking like he was just straight up carved from marble with his broad shoulders and the confident way he stands. Like he was drop dead gorgeous, the folks of khaenri'ah swooned over him, most everyone assumed he would go on to become a knight simply because of the whole 'dashing knight in armour' stereotype.

He's the sort of guy you see playing someones grandpa in a film and you're like "wait hes so hot though. now i wanna see what he looked like when he was younger" and then you get mad because HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO GORGEOUS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES HUH. HOW IS THAT FAIR.

I feel like his looks are not really something he openly acknowledges or even really realises - I guess this ties in to my oddly specific Pierro headcanons ((gives that old man a million mental illnesses and refuses to elaborate)) but i imagine he gets really really caught up in the minor details and just sort of passively sees himself as very just .. 'whatever', despite just how many people have always told him how handsome and beautiful he is.

Like, of course he'll thank them for the compliment but in his head he has like 90 rebuttals and genuinely convinces himself that theyre just saying it to be nice/polite/to get in his good graces/whatever. man has imposter syndrome out the wazoo .

I think he definitely aged very finely and gracefully, all things considered, but his obsessive fear of aging physically makes him feel like he hasnt. but to me . old man pierro is the most gorgeous . perfect.

#you know.. people always told me i was beautiful... but i never really FELT like it. #not until i met you. #asks #(trying so hard not to be an old man simp on main) #ALSO a tsarierro idea uhh something something type beat @ the tsaritsa . #like idk exactly how you imagine the narrative but i think theres something really special and unique about them both finding each other at #a later stage in their lives. and instead of mourning their youths and the times they couldve had together. they enjoy every moment they #have in the present. and keep moving forward. (and very importantly age fucking gorgeously. power couple.) #i feel like pierro is a big baby about the whole “we didnt meet until so late” but tsaritsa is a “we met when we were meant to. im glad tha #we have each other now" truther. #tsarierro #pierro #pierro headcanons #general barks #general howls #my writing #the tsaritsa

[thatsadguymochi]

I have been playing Tokyo Debunkers and this Jiro guy doesn't seem to like me very much yet (I AM MADLY IN LOVE)

#I am in the (Unofficial) server for the game and it seems everyone hates the creators of the game but we all love each other and the game #my buatufil boys... they want to kill me with rocks and other unconventional weapons... #*dreamy sigh* #I feel odd rn since I have never genuinely simped over characters like this #it might be because there is actual horror in this game and I love that? #or I just like guys who are trying to kill me? #who knows #tokyo debunker #Tokyo debunker fanart #Tokyo debunker Jiro

[no-truce-with-the-heroes]

togachako AU where toga attends UA and ochako starts crushing on her senpai the moment she sees her "perfect smile"

#togachako #toga himiko #uraraka ochako #it's 3am and i must togachako #no but seriously i just realized as far as we know himiko only became interested in ochako when she noticed that ochako had a crush #well ok she might've liked ochako anyway since saito is izuku's clone and ochako looks like izuku so she clearly has a type #but she didn't have that much interest at first #on the other hand #ochako apparently thought himiko's smile was perfect??? all along????? to her himiko is the cutest in the world???? #in a world where ochako and himiko met each other as normal girls ochako would've been the one with a huge crush this is my truth #flirty-but-oblivious senpai himiko with hopeless-simp kouhai ochako <3

[torgawl]

if you call himmel pathetic i'm throwing hands at you. himmel showed the purest form of love for frieren and you guys think that's pathetic? what's pathetic is not respect other people's feelings or boundaries and acting like people owe you anything just because you like them. himmel was happy to have a friendship with frieren within her own conditions just because he genuinely enjoyed her as part of his life. he was happy to wait for her for his entire life is he had to but he also never stopped living for himself. that's fucking beautiful. loving someone so much you are able to let them go, not wanting to change who they are or impose anything on them? unconditionally, nonetheless? that's the point of life.

#either platonically or romantically having people genuinely appreciate you and having genuine connections with people is what makes life #worth living #frieren is a beautiful show about loss grief and how people change you just by being present in your life how they add to your life how #your true friends inspire you and how we keep each other's memories alive how love is timeless despite the finality of our human condition #and you tell me himmel is pathetic? #what a joke #i'm biting himmel haters like an enraged chihuahua #infection you with the power of love so you understand that loving makes the world more beautiful #besides frieren not understanding her own feelings at the time she always cared for himmel and the others as well #she just took more time to learn how to reciprocate and demonstrate the importance they had for her #because she isn't humans which is normal #a big part of life for everyone is having regrets and wishing it wasn't too late #frieren explores that perfectly #the friendships in that story are so pure and well nurtured #it's a shame internet culture rotted your brains so much that you think there's something inherently wrong with having unrequited feelings #and being okay with it #it's a shame you reduce such a genuinely good character who proved his will was above anything mystical to a 'simp' #anyways. himmel stays winning. #he put a ring on it too like imagine thinking he's losing when frieren is having dead wife flashbacks of him the entire show

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

i can't believe i come back momentarily from the dead and it's with more cancerous memes. Two versions bc god had other plans, none which included not having both of these.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #where my juni enjoyers at #did i ever mention i was the qpr ishjun guy i probably should've hung that up in a sign as a warning in advance #i don't f around with these bros they're my little guys they're the scunkledoodles #they're everything and i'll actually fight you on them if i see something egregious or slanderous of them #they're my children they're my little DSM-5 case studies they're my little sillies i keep in the petri dish #whether they beat each other up or talk crap is up to sleepacross tho they my only hope #the fp got me acting up i'm on the delulu cocaina i need to be shot #shot down or shot dead pick one just PLEASE end my suffering #WHO IS THE CELL 3 MENTOR JUST END MY SUFFERING INSTEAD OF HOLDING CELL 3 CRUMBS OVER MY HEAD #AND IF ONLY JUNI IS OVERSEEING THEM OR THEY'RE GOING IN UNSUPERVISED I'LL EXPLODE #STRAIGHT UP. #SHOOT ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH #sighs #i could've been simping over that one panel of sayeon like everyone else #not the mirror one or the sayjin flirting kismesis ass vacillating btw #you guys should fp just try it i swear you won't regret it #use the magical powers..... #share the burden......... #i as your personal demon that makes rounds around your head approve of this please #consider throwing some coins or 28 for even more brainrot i'm like dying in a corner and WILL die in a corner waiting for tuesday #also i have testing next week too i think hj is just cursed like that #we love to see it though

[lapetitechatonne]

me and my girlfriend @gilbirda are very cute, and it gives me such joy to see the little opposite pic crews we accidentally made 💕 plus a meme by @gremlin-bot because when they’re right, they’re right

anyways i love her, that’s all 💕

link to the pic crew hehe 🤗

#kate rambles #she’s literally my everything and you can see why #we compliment each other so well #and she’s so fucking funny and dorky and adorable #she’s always encouraging me to do what makes me happy and she’s made such an impact on my life #it’s simping hours around here bois #but when isn’t it #i’m always simping for my goth girlfriend #she deserves it #alexa play you don’t know your beautiful #because she’s fucking gorgeous and has no idea #i could rant about her for hours #like how fucking smart she is???? HER BRAIN OMG #ITS SO SEXYYYYY #she’s so smart. literally so smart. #you don’t understand #the degrees she has??? so hard to get #and she is creative at the same time???? 🥵 #her brain is just like so hot bro #ANYWAYS #i love her #this has been a psa from your local love struck fool

[justalildumpling]

sometimes im like about to text my online moots being like “yo u wanna go out friday night” and realise…

ah. right.

#when we live worlds away from each other😔 #girl let me just party with them JUST ONCE PLS GOD #or just to have a nice night in to simp over some korean men im not picky😁 #dumpling's thoughts 🐳

[cowardstiel]

i think it should be mandatory that everyone watch The Social Dilemma at least once every six months

#dear everyone saying that tumblr doesn't have an algorithm: yes it does oh my GOD. #i see people say this so often irt twitter and reddit migration #just because tumblr has a different feed system to facebook/inta/twitter doesn't mean the only things you see are exactly what you want #free of influence or coercion #simplest example is tumblr suggesting users and tags for u to follow. what do you think is informing its suggestions? #how does it know which blogs are similar? it's not by fucking chance #please i know we all clown on what a mess this website is and how poorly it delivers ads but let's not forget that that's a choice they mak #if tumblr wanted to deliver ads in the way other social media sites do they could. but it's part of the image they've created for themselve #hence why they feel they can offer a paid subscription to remove ads that has an off switch so u can still see their weird crazy zany ads #because they know how much we love to clown on their shit ads. they know users will screenshot and share ads if they're weird enough #and they want you to. they're not so incompetent that they can't get us classy ads lol. this is their brand. let's not forget that! #anyway this is all triggered by me sending someone (hi bunni <3) a post of misha collin's sfx make up in gotham knights that popped up as a #recommended post despite me never having watched it or searched for it etc. what triggered that post appearing was me searching/tagging spn #a couple times recently. and of course misha collins and spn are frequently cross tagged. anyway since then i have been bombarded with that #godforsaken show constantly on my dash #sorry to gotham knights enjoyers i get the appeal and i am a dc simp but it's just not for me ig #if u read all this i love u im kissing you sloppystyle and or giving u a firm and warm handshake and or a friendly nod like we're walking #past each other on a beautiful day <3 #my post

[kouhaiofcolor]

"Toxic femininity isn't real men are way worse that terminology is misogynistic—"

Girl be serious. That IS the toxicity. That shit right there.😅

#like i just hate that we cant be real ab that #i agree its fuck men — but when we blatantly disregard how we even fuck ourselves & each other over as women #i cant simp like that #we could definitely do better by young girls #we could definitely be putting more condusive ideas in their head ab their self worth #& the things they should value within themselves #its not just men that fuck women over #regardless of who can or cant be real ab it women do have a lack of accountability around this #getting old pretending like we havent created spaces for our own objectification #toxic femininity #double standards #mine.txt

[doux-amer]

Revenant is soooo mid which is disappointing because I was looking forward to it due to the actors and writer (this isn’t a flop like Jirisan, which I gave up on after 2–3 episodes, but it’s not really good). BUT. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m suffering from “poor little meow meow middle-aged man” deficiency and Professor Yeom Haesang suffers so much. I can’t believe I was like “Oh...okay” about his casting because I’m planting my palms against his windows, peering at him in his little cage and being fed because he’s had the worst life ever and it keeps getting worse. HAESANG *____*<3

#why are we not talking about him more on reddit/twitter/tumblr and why are there not enough gifs and pics of him breaking down #or looking slutty in his all black ensembles complete with a turtleneck #watch as this man's life continues to deteriorate! ep. 7 and 8 provided such rich sustenance for me #a simp for ajusshideul who are miserable #he's so small and sad and he can't catch a break #yeah okay hongsae is great too and he's a cutie but LOOK AT THIS 40-YEAR-OLD MAN! #technically i wouldn't even count that as MIDDLE age middle-aged but his actor is 46 so whatever #in all seriousness revenant exasperates me a little because you can see how it can be good #especially because there's a frame of reference to base that hypothesis on: signal. lol. #signal wasn't without its flaws but the characters and relationships actually had development and the main partnerships were intense #and the tension was high throughout #revenant is the same thing every episode pretty much #the first three episodes were pretty to really good and i loved the setup #and you have kim taeri hong kyung and oh jungsae and they're great actors #but the directing and writing aren't serving them well and you can see the drop in quality from the beginning to now tbh #there's only so much they can do if they're not being given enough from both #though the little bits that are good are the reason i'm sticking around to the end lol. that and haesang i'm going to be real #like haesang and sanyoung's relationship needed to be parallel soohyun and haeyoung's in a way in terms of how much #they grow to rely on each other and care for each other but we don't really get that

[noahtally-famous]

that moment when you’ve so many rewrite/canon divergence au ideas for various td seasons bc each season in that damn show had its cons as well as pros, and it’ll be fun to pick out the characterizations and the ‘what ifs’

#except for roti for some reason i cant think of a rewrite idea for that one rn #maybe bc i havent reached it in my rewatching spree #but no i've got my dashawan au pi rewrite that follows what happened if dave and shawn had kissed instead of the skave near kiss in ep4 #(im so excited for that one ngl bc we get dashawn plus the sky and dave brotp which is exactly how i prefer sky and dave) #plus dave characterization other than being a simp smh (the man deserves at least that) #i can ramble abt this one for ages ill prob make a separate post for it hmmm #anyway moving on #tdi potential rewrite (or tda) involving duntrent and gwourtney after a gwent and duncney breakup (no love triangle!!) #all stars rewrite with noah (and several others) joining the cast plus potential alenoah?? #(it'll be interesting to picture how noah and alejandro interact after noah's wt elimination lmao) #speaking of #currently rewatching wt and thinking of an alenoah au rewrite if heather actually did get eliminated in ep8 and ep13 was a fake elimination #or smth #idk yet i just got the idea ahaha #so yeah. a potential rewrite idea for each one except rr and roti #though im only working on pi's au rewrite rn #and i like the wt alenoah au but slipper slopes has given me high standards for wt aus lmaooo but i def wanna at least plan it out #i can ramble abt all these stg but i shall not for the sake of y'alls sanity lmao (or what's left of it fhjdkfh /j) #total drama #tdi #tda #tdas #tdroti #tdwt #tdpi #noahtally-famous #kit speaks #kit stuff #if i see hate abt anything in here i will not hesitate to smack a bitch (virtually) btw so dont even #(i've seen how nasty this fandom can get and lemme tell you it took a lot in me to decide to post this)

[fabuloustrash05]

Ya’ll can call 2012 Raph a simp for Mona Lisa all you want, but we also have to acknowledge that Mona Lisa is a major simp for Raph as well.

Do you not remember the push up scene???

#my girls got it bad #their both simps for each other #and that’s okay #we love them still #random thoughts #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt raphael #tmnt raph #tmnt mona lisa #tmnt ramona #raph x mona lisa

[mazojo]

omg guys Ryusei is just like me bro

#i ghost wrote this actually !!! So true Chifuyu also saved me he is just like me frrr #we get each other in a way NONE of you can as a matter of fact. besties fr fr #i want a whole manga dedicated to Ryusei. not even a spinoff I just want a manga of him doing nothing and I can eat that up #Chifuyu being your simp is our full time job and we are dedicated !!!! #ryusei #chifuyu #tokyo revengers #manga

[bat-the-misfit]

"disappointment" is when you show a drawing of the main male character of the book you're writing to your mother and she says he's "kinda ugly" as if he had the responsability of being handsome for being the Main Male Character (tm)

#mom it's Tadeu we're talking about #after everything i told you about Tadeu do you really think he'd be Tipically Handsome (tm)? #also this is weird bc some people might actually think he's attractive bc beauty is relative #i personally don't imagine him as a dude i'd simp for #even then what if my book gets a series (lol) and the actor who plays him is handsome while still being perfect for he role??? what if??? #actually if you look at his board on my pinterest you will see the dudes i put there that remind me of him #are actually very cute in my view and they still look like Tadeu even if Tadeu's not “that cute” for me #so who knows dude??? what even is beauty??? why do people need to be “beautiful”???? #i think my mom forgot who's her child lmao #i LOVE taking everything that society made typical and popular and putting my own twist on it #and funnily she knows about this #like come on it's a book about time travel and no one time travels on it lol #the main character is a girl that has a boy best friend and they don't fall in love with each other #the old lady who serves as a mentor in a literary sense is actually an angry bitch and not your typical Wise Mentor (tm) like Gandalf #while other books' mentors are saying philosofical shit about life the mentor of my book is holding herself to punch the charas on the face #but really why do people need to be beautiful? can't we just BE people??? #also just bc i like men that doesn't mean all my male characters are supposed to be attractive to me #to me my characters are my children not my boyfriends #UUUUUGH MOM WHY MOM #I'M SO ANGRY LOL RESPECT MY SON TADEU HE DESERVES THE WORLD #LEAVE HIM AND HIS UGLY HAIRSTYLE IN PEACE #tio morcego tá pistola