#what a dumbass (affectionate)

[voot-floop]

He’s a tv man or whatever

#vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vark #whateverrr drew the guy #Also his ass looks better in an actual suit and tie wtf #dumbass reall got that oversized bow tie just to be as close to alastor as possible lol #square head dumbass #hope he dies or something idk (disgust) (affectionate) (hate) #can’t believe I made fanart ought #tho idt vark will be a cute pet anymore in the show #what a shame #art

[kazanskyed]

he was a poem he was fucking illiterate

#icemav #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #my stupid idiot boy #dumbass (affectionate) #what up im jared #im 19 #i never fucking learned how to read

[spikes-got-anger-issues]

I love that Chase hadn't grasped that Douglas was alluding to him having to turn into Spike when talking about him having to get really aggressive and physical in order to take down Spikette. He was fully psyching himself up by growling, clenching his teeth, and hitting the table before being informed Douglas was actually talking about Spike

#what a dumbass (affectionate) alksjdfhsl #and for some reason I find it funny that Billy is sitting on the pole of the table and not actually crouching down #disney lab rats #lab rats #lab rats bionic island #chase davenport #spike davenport

[tazernatic]

kazuki's crimes against common sense, now in color

#my guy what DID you think would happen #he hadnt realized that detail yet #buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #dumbass (affectionate) #my art #artists on tumblr #hop draws #platonic kazurei

[whyismangososour]

anyways I think my favorite steddie trope is when there’s any moment where steve is quiet and eddie gets so confused and stressed because he just has no clue what steve is thinking at all times despite the fact that canonically joe keery makes sure that every emotion steve feels is made PAINFULLY clear on his face at all times during the show and it’s pretty safe to assume that doesn’t change in fan works it’s just that eddie’s brain stops functioning properly around him

#both characters are so emotionally intelligent and observant #and to some extent they both wear their hearts on their sleeves #albeit in very different ways but #I just love the idea that steve is eddie’s biggest fucking blind spot ever #he practically has mind reading powers for every human being ever #but the second eddie tries to figure steve out his own brain just goes 404 Error #this is even after they theoretically start dating btw #yes steve canonically has done the same thing around eddie but that’s because he hasn’t gotten to know him yet #once he’s gotten to know eddie and gotten used to how open he is about his emotions #steve will have a much better grasp on reading him #meanwhile eddie will still be like ”man we’ve been dating for years and I still have no clue what the fuck he’s thinking” #because eddie is a dumbass (affectionate) #stranger things #steddie

[duckapus]

Squid Memes Squidbeak Splatoon (part 2)

Part 1 Here

More Harbor because he gave me Brain Worms

Born and Raised in Littol Beeg Bluff (yes the same Littol Beeg Bluff from "The Ballad of Dusty Grumpton" in the Factory Reset AU. I'm allowed to re-use my own ideas if I damn well please)

Comes from a blended family, and his stepmom and younger siblings (twin boy and girl around eight) are actually Koopa Troopas of all things.

The only playable Agent to both know and like his parents

Seriously Habor's moms are fucking awesome. Everybody in the NSS loves Harbor's moms

About 80% Humboldt Squid (aka Jumbo Flying Squid), which is why he's so fucking tall. It also means that he's really fast in swim form, to the point that he could probably outswim someone who'd filled all the slots on a piece of gear with Swim Speed Up without any Swim Speed Up investment of his own. (this is inspired by Lucky, another, very different version of Agent 4 made by EikaPrime on Ao3)

Eight

Yes she just goes by Eight. She was a little self-conscious about it at first but then she found out about SMG4 and the other SM64 Blooper Youtubers and no longer gives a shit

If she remembers her old name yet she's not mentioned it

Obviously doesn't remember her parents, but given the Domes are the kind of place where you can Start Training to Become an Advanced Military Hardware Engineer and Elite Soldier at Fucking Nine Years Old, I imagine she wouldn't have many memories of them even without the Amnesia

Contrary to popular fanon, my version of Eight doesn't have a scar from the Test Failed Bomb. This is because Respawn Pads (as long as they're fully functional) completely erase whatever the fatal injury was, leaving no trace apart from maybe some phantom pains if it was particularly nasty

She does, however, have plenty of scars from all the other shit she went through in that hellhole

Managed to complete every single test before she escaped

My version of Eight is a single year younger than Marina canonically is when they meet so I'm not going the Off the Hook Adoption route for this one (maybe in another AU with a more lose interpretation of Canon, but given this AU is specifically meant to adhere to Splatoon Canon as much as possible we're out'a luck this time), though she does still become very close friends with them

She's got Craig literally right there for any potential adoption attempts anyway

Very rarely speaks, but is expressive enough that most people can tell what she means anyway (you know Ferb? It's the exact same thing as what Ferb does)

Doesn't have a weapon preference. She's comfortable with any weapon she gets her hands on

Except Splatanas

She fucking hates Splatanas and everything they stand for

Configuring Frye's Palette in the Memverse was legitimately harder than dealing with her own Palette's stupid "Hacks or Chips, you can't have both" Gimmick Bullshit

Andi Finn

Has no fucking idea who her parents were and does not care

Actual supergenius who could probably build a functioning replica of Grizz's rocket out of scrap metal from just her memory of fighting on top of it. Never learned how to read before the NSS got ahold of her because she lived alone in the desert

Swears more than Bob

Can't remember where she learned Salmonid from

Somehow even the homeless kid has better hygiene than Paige

Made up her last name on the spot when she was signing up for a Turfing License (if you're wondering how she managed to sign up for a Turfing License when she couldn't read; With Great Difficulty)

Figures she probably isn't a full Inkling given her weird beartrap beak but doesn't give enough of a shit to take a DNA test about it

Yet

Paige dragged her home to their apartment almost immediately after the final battle against Mr. Grizz and she never left. It's not an official adoption but that's only because Paige is a bit oblivious to their own feelings on the matter and Andi doesn't know that paperwork is supposed to be involved

Almost exclusively calls Paige "Cap" even when they're out of uniform. I mean, she can't very well call them "Mom" or "Dad" since they're nonbinary, now can she? Paige has no idea that's what she means by it and just thinks it's a nickname because Andi gives everybody nicknames. Usually as insults

It took her 333 tries to get through "Splitting Crosshairs" (I legitimately Cannot beat that stupid kettle no matter how hard I try and want her to share my frustration but also want all four agents to have 100%ed their respective adventures so I'm just having it take her a comically long time to do)

Mains Explosher because it's the closest she can get to a Turf-Legal grenade launcher (for now...)

The Eternal Hunger, Devourer of the Bear

Is fine with people using Crabcake instead

Uses It/Its exclusively

Officially designated Agent 5 I will die on that hill

Was "The Eternal Hunger, Stabber of Ankles" before going through Return of the Mammalians

Will stab anyone who points out that it didn't actually eat Mr. Gizz, he just exploded

Extremely eloquent, but most people can't speak Salmonid so it just sounds like it's making the same gurgley noises as every other Smallfry

Once looked Marie dead in the eyes and said "No one will ever believe you" in perfect Inklish while they were alone. Has never said anything else in anything other than Salmonid where someone can hear it

Andi and Crabcake fucking hated each-other for the first third of their adventure before bonding over kicking Frye's ass and now they're inseparable

Actually gets its own uniform after everything's said and done. It consists of a little high-rez safety vest (like the one on Paige's field uniform), an earpiece (suction-cupped in place since it doesn't have external ears) in the same style as Andi's headset, and a clean black-with-thin-yellow-racing-stripes-on-the-sides pants...wrap...thing

It also got a new switchblade from Sheldon (the old one got lost in the space battle after it turned into Hugefry) with the same kind of black-with-blue-LEDs aesthetic as Paige's gear and a blade made of Sardinium

Also thinks that it and Andi are already adopted by Paige but that's for Salmonid Culture Reasons instead of Not Having an Education Reasons

Got separated from its swarm during a Run a few months before Return of the Mammalians. It wasn't too fussed about it and figured it could handle itself in the desert for a while and then either reunite with that swarm if it ran into them or join a new one if it happened to come across one. Because Salmonid Culture

Considers the NSS its current swarm

#i wish squid memes were real au #octo expansion #side order #return of the mammalians #new squidbeak splatoon #agent 4 #harbor current #agent 8 #eight splatoon #neo agent 3 #andi finn #little buddy #agent 5 #crabcake the smallfry #freaks(affectionate). all of them #paige is kind of a dumbass when it comes to their own emotions #andi may not know how paperwork works YET but given they're now part of a goverment agency they'll unfortunately learn pretty quick #not sure what (if anything) i'll have harbor's dad be like #but i'm leaning towards “great guy who's unfortunately currently Fucking Dead” #i like the oth adopts eight fanon as much as the next guy (as seen in one or two of my oth-related posts) but it just doesn't work here

[brainrotcharacters]

OPLA FANFIC WRITERS 👹 GET THE FUCK OVER HERE 👹

hi 👋😊 if I was hypothetically involved in creating an x oc fanfic, who'd thrive more with a sunshine character partner?

#opla fanfic #one piece fanfic #one piece live action fanfic #one piece wip #zoro x oc #sanji x oc #I'm not taking this poll seriously tbh I still do what I want because it's my wip #I just want to make sure the fandom is still alive on Tumblr #I want character analysis under the tag but I'm not hoping too much #we're focusing on the opla portrayals #let me infodump how a sunshine character can attract and be attracted by opla sanji #let me 40-slide PowerPoint presentation you all on how a sunshine character can attract and be attracted by opla zoro #Without being Luffy because we all saw how he won those boys over #with dumbass sunshine vibes (affectionately) #I love the way Sanji and Zoro love Luffy #zolusan

[citnamora]

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #creek trolls #trolls creek #creek #inspired by arguments I've seen + conflicting opinions surrounding this guy and his accent. like. we just can't decide what it is LMAO #so ofc I made a poll about it!! creek freaks (affectionate) gimme your thoughts!!! I adore this dumbass hippy <3 #feel free to reblog with your thoughts because personally I think he's australian or both australian and british because it's funny #I imagine this was a hot topic of debate before his betrayal and he chose to just never give a definitive answer on it

[beauregardlionett]

fjord: turns the bag of holding inside out to remove all the contents nott and jester: how did you do that??? fjord: i have deep arcane abilities

#cr #critical role #c2e30 #fjord #beaureblogs #m9 rewatch #what a fucking dumbass (affectionate) i love him so much #that common fucking sense die that aabria used in misfits and magic? that's just fjord like 40% of the time #the other 60% he does not possess the brain cell and runs on travis' adhd energy #i love fjord

[taffingspy]

#as much as i love azzanadra and enjoy making my wg somewhat friends with him#imagine having to actually answer to azzanadra as your boss or higher up#he has the potential to be fucking horrifyingly unhinged even though hes like rational most of the time#i should make a bigger post abt this but i love it omg hes fucking scary

IKR??? admittedly im not exploring that side of him in Friends; the comic is based on the city of senntisten quest, and focuses more on how weak azzy can be when left to his own devices (+ how in totg nabor didnt seem too bothered about being sealed up at first, so the initial event probably wasnt so bad). he's way more naïve than we give him credit for and i feel like a good part of that is because he is, without a doubt, the strongest of the mahjarrat. so... he doesnt really need to be as cunning. and when he is, lbr, he's kinda not that good at it (azzy's quest)

on the flipside, earlier depictions of azzy definitely have him a lot more uuuuuuuh i do have a different theory based around Azzanadra's memory from the mahjarrat memories miniquest, wherein Nabor figured out what was going on in the memory, tried calling Azzy out on it, and was eventually sealed for that the drawback with that theory is that, while it was probably plausible at the time, RS has at least tried to do a bit better in terms of approaches to mental health, and this theory can really fall down in that regard

but yeah! there's definitely at least two different approaches to azzy that's happened over the years, and it's really neat to dissect them both

#spy's talky things #latter quests really soften him up #which i genuinely dont mind given that we dont really see softer mahjarrat very often #but like. he's still a formidable threat. he's not soft in the way kharshai is #he's soft in the way a dumbass (affectionate) is #and i love that #mahjarrat are usually so strong they dont need to stop and think about their actions #so while we have a few who have (kharshai & wahi especially) #azzy stands out as one who really hasnt at all (while also not being explicitly malicious about it compared to say zemo) #so he kinda flounders without zaros explictly telling him what to do #he's not stupid. just naive #speaking of horrifying bosses one of these days i'll finally get around to drawing the nabor short comic wherein he is. terrifying. #azzanadra can be terrifying but it's clear from the letter nabor sends to him. nabbie either doesnt know or doesnt care #he's fairly candid (which admittedly means nothing because he's also candid towards /sliske/)

[whitemagedelta]

Me listening to a new podcast: Who is this asshole they just introduced?! Who does he think he is?!

Me, 12 episodes later: Oh no I love him

#Angelo Volta #what? He's a tragic sexyvoiced victim of capitalism in love with the dumbass (affectionate) protag #I never stood a chance #night shift podcast #this show is getting pretty damn good

[chaotic-tired-bastard]

This is how that scene went, right?

Bonus Panel:

#These dumbasses (affectionate) #What would their ship name be??? #Shining Rags? Shining Talon of Vengeance Drawn in Westward Rags? #Lol I love how all the Fae names are 4+ words long #Shining Talon of Vengance Drawn in Westward Strike #Shining Talon #Rags #Master of One #lol ignore how bad my art is pls #My Art

[cosmoshunger]

HEY. help me. can you describe aftg to me with as little spoilers as possible

The main character is a boy on the run called Neil Josten. He gets an offer to join a famous collegiate sports team called the Palmetto State Foxes and he can’t resist accepting even though he knows the fame will be dangerous for him. (The sport in question is a made-up sport called exy. It’s explained just enough that you can follow along the matches and get excited about strategy, but since the sport kind of takes a back seat to the other stuff going on, it doesn’t spend too much time going through rules and stuff.) The Foxes are infamous because they’re a kind of rehabilitation team - the coach recruits players from difficult backgrounds to give them a second chance through exy. Because of this the characters are all damaged people who do shitty things, and as they delve into the backstories of various team members MANY TRIGGER WARNINGS APPLY. In the vaguest way so as not to spoil anything, the main conflict is that the world of exy has…a lot of connections to Neil’s life before he went on the run, which puts him even more at risk.

Essentially it’s this messy combination of sports and thriller and messed up found family that somehow works just enough to keep you really invested. It’s not perfect and it has more than its fair share of problematic elements, so you kind of have to go into it with as few expectations as possible and just sort of go along with it until it clicks. Boy is it fun though.

#I’m not sure whether you wanted me to describe it because you’re thinking of picking it up #or whether you’ve already read it and/or needed a summary for some other reason #so I’ve written this on the basis that you haven’t read it #lmk if this wasn’t what you needed!! #always happy to talk about these weirdo dumbass books (affectionate) #also i cannot emphasise enough the importance of checking the trigger warnings beforehand #there are lists on tumblr that are as spoiler-free as trigger warnings can be

[lexa-griffins]

Clarke: You're always right on time

Lexa: Of course. If I don't come in 30 minutes or less, we waive the delivery fee

Clarke: 😳😳😳

Lexa: besides, coming for you is always a treat

Clarke: wha- what?

Lexa: coming to deliver your package, its always nice!

Clarke: Oh! Thanks!

Lexa: and your package is always massive! Makes the mind wander you know?

Clarke: 👁👄👁 *woman why must you say stuff like that to me* eh 😅 yeah 😅

Lexa: ☺️☺️ well, enjoy! Hopefully I'll be coming again soon! Knowing you, I probably will!

Clarke: sorry?

Lexa: i sayd hopefully ill be coming /by/ again soon!

Clarke: *sweet baby jesus help*

#letter opened #akskdoskd what a dumbass (affectionate) #au: delivery girl lexa

[re-decorate]

also he forgot not today as well 😭

#what a dumbass (affectionate) #txt

[bennydwight]

How excited are you to see TGAMM tackle the concept of periods and don’t you think it’s inevitable that soccer moms will cry on the bird app about it like they did with Turning Red and Baymax?

I am DISPROPORTIONATELY JAZZED for the period episode!! When I read the plot outlines, that one made me physically wiggle with glee. Disney is awful and pandering with a lot of representation (i.e, the repeating First Ever Gay Disney Character), but so far it's still one-upping all other production companies with normalizing periods. A thing I've noticed in TGAMM particularly is how they note a lot of issues in a way that impacts the characters while also being casual and non-preachy about it. Like, already there are episodes that organically bring attention to student loan debt, light pollution, and the inflation of medical care. I'm very excited to see how the writers make the concept about Molly and her friends, rather than making the period itself the star of the episode.

Soccer moms can cry all they want on the bird app, that's why I won't touch that junk with a ten-foot pole. Refusing to talk to your kid about periods won't stop them from getting it, Karen 🤷‍♀️

(And tbh, the way I'm treating season one, it won't matter if they all scream 'DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH IT' because I'll be watching it enough on repeat to count for at least six people. No views lost here, baby)

#tgamm #the ghost and molly mcgee #asks #anon #thank you for the ask! #tgamm season 2 #it also strikes me as hilarious that molly's going to get her first period and Sharon sent PETE AND SCRATCH to pick out pads #like pete has a bunch of siblings and a wife so he should at least have a general idea #but scratch has NO clue #sorry sharon what possessed you to think either of those two dumbasses could make a pad run #they're 100% going to come back with panty liners #idiots (affectionate)