#what a poor boy. what a poor poor dude.

[nymfaia]

the only reason i never picked up jullus as a muse or wrote about him is because i'm a coward

#6.0 spoilers #but my god. his line still haunts me #'if i had prayed to your gods would they have saved me' #is rent free in my head. bc god(s) know i have had that same heavy weight too. #what a poor boy. what a poor poor dude. #hope we get to see him grow and grapple with his ptsd frankly. it could be good representation if done well

[tetrilys]

YO WTF NOBLE SIX DIES????? THAT WAS MY HELMET AT THE BEGINNING?????  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I AM UNWELL!!!!!!!

#downloaded halo mcc and have been positively GLUED #halo reach #had no idea halo was this good dudes #slept on this for years #like star trek meets cod #(don't come at me im sorry if that comparison offends halo veterans) #can't wait to replay now that i know what i'm doing #poor noble six #smol boy #just a little guy #halo reach spoilers #lmao it's old but hey spoilers #i went in blind #and it was awesome #and earth shattering #gonna go weep #noble six #halo #baby boy baby

[gamie99]

Cameramen in wheelchairs

I love them so fucking much

#skibidi toilet #cameramen are so accommodating #even the big guy has a giant-ass wheelchair #but yeah these poor boys dude #tHE ONE ON THE LEFT IN THE FIRST PIC. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM 😭😭😭 #i would kill for him #i will kill for ALL of them #RAAAAHHH I LOVE BG CHARACTERS #dafuq you magnificent bastard

[mocc-tok-flip-flop]

The submas brainworm is only getting stronger, so I have drafted a whole-ass comic for a new AU idea! One where Chandelure gets to take center stage and become the main character she was always meant to be~

The gist of the AU is that Chandelure has a ghostly soul-bond with Ingo, which essentially means that his soul is under her protection and he sorta registers as a ghost to other pokemon. Basically protects him from other ghosts trying to put their sticky paws on her trainer and also gives the two of them a bit of an empathetic connection. Not quite telepathy, but able to transmit complex feelings and lets them check how badly they're hurt.

Naturally, this means that when Giratina (who was honestly just trying to play around. They were given the tedious task of just opening rifts and looking through all those peep holes made them curious. So when they saw a soul that had a beautiful ghost bond, they became fascinated) snags Ingo and drags him through, Chandelure immediately feels when Giratina's power accidentally tries to overwhelm Ingo's soul and she absolutely loses her shit. Through psychically screaming and using her protective aura to try and bash Giratina, the distortion god acts like a dog that's done something they shouldn't and tries to hide the evidence of their messing around (Ingo getting fucked up via soul and getting not too gently dropped off a mountain).

I have more ideas, especially relating to how Emmet is taking his brother's ace losing her mind and how her actions affect the investigation, but if I keep going down these tracks I'm going to end up with another 90k WIP fic like i did with Naruto. (Though if people wanna see the AU written out...👀... I could absolutely be convinced. I'm very weak...)

#Whew...that's a lot of text for a silly WIP #but I honestly haven't drawn a comic in like 4 years so I'm actually kind of excited to finish this piece #not sure if I will do more...maybe if people have questions better answered through drawing... #poor Giratina. dude was just lonely #I kinda wanna have Chandelure have a Mystery Dungeon adventure to round up pokemon to rip through time and space with her #And of course she can't really communicate with Emmet #So his world is falling apart around him and his brother's beloved pokemon's insanity makes it seem like he's dead #oops...Chandelure please inform your trainer-in-law before the police arrest him on grounds of suspicion #aaaaand I went crazy in the tags too #oh submas boys...look what you've done to me... #submas #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #pokemon #my art #art wip #giratina #are there other submas/pokemon tags? I have only recently gotten into the fandom here on tumblr #Once I have a name for this AU I'll tag it

[optimisticlucio]

WAR DEVIL BOTTOM SURGERY

#chainsaw man spoilers #csm 166 #chainsaw man #WHAT TEH FUCK #WHAT IS GOING ON #DUDE #DENJI MY BOY #DENJI YOU POOR POOR FUCKER #BUT #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #chainsaw man part 2 #chainsaw man part 2 spoilers

[sparingiscaring]

anyways show of hands who takes Edward's fun little Quirks (the speed, the strength, the unused to casual movement thing, the Voice Pitching) as him being experimented on in his Orphanage Background?

Cause. I 100% think That Man had a whole lotta weird stuff happen to him there, and the only way I can reconcile with. Any of that. Is by shaking my fist at the Orphanage and blaming it.

#poor edward night... TWO #thank you guys for doing this i'm 100% taking this in honor of the two year anniversay of leigh marrying him #(aka today) #man's got trauma and it's real bleak and now doesn't even seem to sit well in his own skin #oh fuck oh fuck he took it literally dude your SKIN- #it feels like the intended reading yknow #He Was There and He Got Experimented on and now he's #a really good Evil Henchman #with some weird Body Stuff and weird Voice Stuff #and the face of a 2000's boyband boy #it feels unrelated to the moon-milk stuff though? #what. what was the goal here. i do wanna ask that. i wanna shake fires by the shoulders and ask it what. what was the goal there #why did you Do That #fallen london

[dykealloy]

#*record scratch* *freeze frame* #babygirl are you a ragdoll because you sure are getting tossed around #this man hasn't had a single win in years im telling you #law is having the worst time of his fucking life and the straw hats have been. absolutely no help at all. Zero. Cero. #boy you are on your OWN 🙏 #trafalgar law #one piece #CJ's op watch-through #op #this poor fucking dude #this is what happens when you ally with luffy

[nebulousfishgills]

I WAS CLOSE TO CRYING THIS WEEK I'M TERRIFIED ABOUT THE FINALE BRO

#like dude mobius' story was making me legit sob #also b-15 was such a sweet doctor like #also CASEY IN FUCKING ALCATRAZ WHAT #and poor ob just trying to make it as a writer #and sylvie having friends around town can i pLEASE MARRY HER #Loki just wants his friends man #and not them making mobius a single dad please tell me he gets to raise his boys with loki #i'll shut up now #but I'm NOT READY FOR NEXT WEEK #loki #loki spoilers #loki season 2 #loki s2

[shower-phantom-ideas]

>:3 checkmate fuckers

#liz rambles #uhhhh I kinda wanna make these tags slap but im drining tea in the shower sooo I got nothing #hmmm *sees big af bruise on leg* #what if Danny had glowing bruises #like in both forms #in human it’s like very faint #like you question if u actually see it or not kinda faint #but in phantom is like GLOWING cause his ghost form has more ectoplasm in the blood #his hazmat hides it well but imagine like ok hang on #sleepy time tea kicking in #but imagine right Phantom is chillin with the Waynes cause I always love them hanging out with him #and hes finally figured out casual clothing #so my dude has bball shorts and a t cause it’s hot outside #but then the lights go out and everyone can see his bruises from a previous fight they didn’t know he had #maybe he tries to say they r like birth marks and not at all bruises hehehe #but no one is buying that cause they all know what bruises look like #the hands on the boys neck are too shaped and too promient to be anything else #now they either think the last villain did that or it’s how he died #imagine the sorrow they feel thinking danny was beat and strangled to death #oh geeze poor baby boi #they probably know hes like hardly 16 #two years dead #plus he never talks about his parents and actually the off hand comments they get #don’t paint his parents in a very good light do they #did #did his parents beat him and strangle him to death #how are they supposed to deal with this information #ok im done #I got no more noodle to me #my brain fried

[magpigment]

finally got to episode one season two of prime defenders! my thoughts so far ^^ :

dakota :(

mallard >:((

#dandy blogg #jrwi spoilers #jrwi prime defenders #god i hate mallard so muchhhhh it’s not even funny #and also the way grizz is playing dakota so far straight up made me cry my poor baby boy #they all deserve the world #dakota on the edge of a panic attack for like the entire first episode #the way william and vyncent didn’t question him about it that much and even reamed out a spirit of chaos for being too loud #and mostly just tried to support dakota even if they didn’t understand what was going on like. fuck dude #dnd podcast got hands #william has always given me mom friend vibes ngl #anyway i’m loving the atmosphere of season two so far and i love the tone it’s set with the first episode #and the difference between william now and william then feels palpable which is impressive so kudos to charlie #can’t wait for him to undergo even more trauma ^^ <- literally cried about the trauma he already has last night #that scene with dakota actually sharing his feelings candidly and very upfront for once even tho he clearly struggles with articulating #and processing his thoughts and feelings about stuff but wanting to try for his friends because honesty is important to him #the way they’re playing all their characters is absolutely devastating and i’m ONLY ON THE FIRST EPISODE #i think season two is going to crush me dude ngl. can’t wait lmao

[ghostbeam]

I wish I could explain to u the dynamic me and rin have in my brain I hate him so much he hates me more he has the most correct opinions about horror movies of anyone I’ve ever met he hates my favorite scary movie he’s madly in love with me he hopes I die he calls me at 3am cause he sleeps better afterwards I want to chew on him he blocks my number six times a day

#I wish u knew what was happening in my brain #breaking my silence #I used to be like well rin would be my friend #my good friend rin itoshi #but then I was like no he can’t stand me #and then I was like or maybe he would fall in love with me👁️👁️ #and now I’m here #this isn’t a selfship thing im mostly just insane #wild how this has become the bllk dude I can’t be normal about #like w sae im like we are in a Long Term relationship after seven years of the most stupid lovey dovey slow burn #and reo is like poor girl/rich boy dynamic #and isagi is like so like that tweet that’s like ur friends boyfriend is like ur uncle #like isagi is like an uncle to my friends #anyways #I’ve never been normal about characters ever #ghost thoughts

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

"Whomevers pursuing whom in this very moment, I intend to eat them."

HANNIBAL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKY LITTLE CHEEKY REMARKS THAT I KNOW ARE NOT ABOUT FISH JELLY

I love you so much and I know you have plenty of experience while I am literally laid here in bed in stitch pyjamas but oh my god

#Hannibal you are actually going to be the death of my both of my heart and the other area you make beat like a heart #hannibal i love you so much please never stop being you #except you could maybe stop the eating people part i think that would be good #just a thought #hannibal thoughts #please be gentle with me hannibal #hannibal #“im going to make these remarks because they're investigating me and it would be silly to say these things so its then it's actually smart” #YEAH BUT MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT #oh my lord the small fight Hannibal has in s2 ep12 has me BEGGING FOR HIM #HE'S GOT SO MANY MOVES AND I WOULD LIKE HIM TO USE THEM ALL ON ME #his little raspy voice saying “shouldn't have done that” GONE. I AM JUST GONE. #OH NO OH FUCK WILL LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID YOU PREDICTED THIS SHIT #FUCK YES WILL THAT'S MY BOY #wait what the fuck is this set shit oh Hannibal what did you do OH OH I SEE OKAY ALRIGHT NEVERMIND CARRY ON #poor Mads has been made to look like some weird shit in this show #OH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK NO NOT THE FUCKING DOGS NO #NO HANNIBAL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL THERE AICJSNDNISH #He's still going i love that this show just does not stop or hide anything i love that #stop it the way hannibal looks up at will as he walks up to him sketching he loves him so much

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

Did poor boy my favorite wet cat get in??????

Yep

#asks #had no idea what you meant and then I remembered there a dude called poor boy

[andreagreyshaw]

why do men always break my heart and leave it shattered? (referring to GBA)

edit: spoilers in the tags!!

#good boy audios #gba bastard warrior #WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT DUDE #if Albus is dead Im gonna die #that was so cool and so good #poor kid was drugged? #albus BLINDED HIMSELF?? #ROLLERCOASTEREPISODE #I need another one #I love my bastard albus bring him back

[autoneurotic]

called out at work as an astarion girlie

#how did he know. he just guessed. #i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess #it’s just like. he’s just like me for real #covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me #just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead ! #‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’ #AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU #the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane #like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off #like well it was over quick enough anyway ! #and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her #and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man #ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact #like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲 #OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ? #he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again. #and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?! #and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3 #MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh. #i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage

[battleslippers]

Shout out to the librarian who talked to us about matt dillon when we brought him up. One time my buddy and I came across this one photo and we were like "googly moogly" so we deadass went up to the guy and asked him whether or not he had ass or not (I know).

For the record, he said he had a good amount but it was probably the camera angle

He also told us his sister had a matt dillon poster somewhere and we went CRAZY, offering him money and everything. He fr said "I'll see what I can do"

#this poor dude looked so taken aback 😭 #we asked him what he thought of MD and he was like “..well #apparently teenage boys didnt like him all that much because girls would obsess over him and theyd be like 😡 #thanks mr garcia #we never got around to buying it 😔 #matt dillon #80s men