#what is going on lmaooooo

[beybuniki]

i tried watching the 1st movie and i couldn't move on from the very ridiculous premises of how half of class 1A made it to that island, my point is that there's no way that deku doesn't know about bakugo's summer plans, so this is what i imagine went down a week before the movie takes place

#kirishima being bakugo's plue one and they're in that candy themes suite and bakugo's dogs are out and kirshima packed a suit for bakugo #what is going on lmaooooo #didnt finish the movie i am nottheir target audience but this was too funny WHY were denki and [redacted] jobbing there???????? amazing #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #kirishima eijirou #no yaoi implied whatsoever i just think this is a genuienly funny canon thing that happened like alright

[hejee]

morrigan mansplaining elvhen culture while playing as lavellan hits so close to home (ily morrigan but this is not it 😭)

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #lavellan #inquisitor lavellan #solas dragon age #solas #morrigan dragon age #solavellan #of sorts lol #do u know how many times white ppl tried to mansplain my own culture to me lmaooooo it’s embarrassing i tell you #they’ll be like oh i know more about you bc im well educated and i learned a lot while living here and im like bro are u serious #so whenever i get to this part of da:i im like oh god here we go again #b4 u come for solas he gets an exception bc he’s literally elvhen idk what to tell u it’s literally his culture too so let him be #warden is like morrigan im enrolling u to racial/culture sensitivity classes bc girliepop this is not helping anyone #hey it’s my art

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

#p5 #akeshu #akechi goro #kurusu akira #wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack #it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size #also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks! #i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god #and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo #ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :) #why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute #well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part #hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :) #also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right #so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh) #hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake #ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it. #but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess #anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon

[prince-liest]

I have officially hit a "too stressed to write" state of affairs that I suspect will last until this Sunday. Kinda hoping folks aren't too disappointed in the sudden change in regular update schedule - sorry. :(

#personal #if anyone ever asks me to be in a wedding party again I'm just going to tell them to get the fuck out of my house at gunpoint #normally I wouldn't feel bad about taking a writing break but I don't like leaving chapters hanging orz #but we're at “creative juices dead and also having stress nightmares” which funnily enough are my two major flags #for “hey bellamy! you are stressed!” for when I gaslight myself into forgetting that I am indeed capable of being stressed #at least my stress is on a schedule sigh #at least this particular aspect of it which is tipping things over into “too much” #dear diary #you know what i DO have spoons for however?? #binge watching the handmaid's tale #boy does THAT put some perspective on how nice my life is lmaooooo

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I have mixed feelings about Wally possibly dying in Lights Out- cause like he's my absolute favorite, my baby!!!! ... but then i also think that him dying after watching over everyone as they slept is just *chefs kiss* He's finally getting rest!!! lmao

Also i wanna see Barnaby go apeshit hehe

oh i missed this ask! hm. this is funny

#this is very funny actually! #externally im mildly amused #inside im wheezing and pounding my fist on the ground #'hes finally getting rest' lmaooooo #imagine. wally in lights out getting to rest. ahaha thats a good one #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #going through the inbox to see what im purging and what im keeping for later and what i can answer Now #also ill just say it now im Pretty Damn Confident On Lights Out's 'story' #i have made what i think are final decisions on what i'd like it to be and where i want it to go #arcs and who dies and who doesn't and how and why and- #just. things. #so all of my previous hemming and hawing is now Yeah This Is What Happens.

[hobbitinthetardis]

#WHAT IS GOING ON #tmp #tmp8 #their names all start with g lmaooooo #tmp spoilers #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma #georgie barker #gertrude robinson #gerard keay #kats.txt

[v-arbellanaris]

i dont think im done talking abt this, actually. i'm going to try and explain how stupid this whole thing is because there's always SOMEONE going on about how if it wasn't for the circles, and the parallels of the circles to real-life atrocities, "the mage-templar debate" would be a two-sided issue.

actually, it's not.

the "mage-templar debate" is not an issue of ethics even before addressing the conditions of the circle, because you have other options.

the basic premise of the argument is "mages are inherently a danger to themselves and everyone around them. is locking them up to reduce the harm they pose to the general population the correct ethical decision?" but the entire concept is already bullshit even before you address the conditions of the circle, which is where most people claim the civil rights movement comparisons come from.

because. CANONICALLY. you have other options. you have options within the context of the games to reduce the "threat" or "danger" of magic. there's no cases of mass abominations in rivain. there's no cases of mass abominations (as we know understand & abominations anyway) amongst the avvar. there's no cases of mass abominations in tevinter. from the get-go the idea that "mages have to be locked up for their and everyone's safety" is already bullshit, before you even touch the issue of the circles. even before you get to the conditions of the circle, the very existence of mages in rivain and nevarra and the avvar and tevinter already renders the argument null and void.

from it's very inception, the entire premise -- mages are inherently a danger to themselves and everyone around them -- is proven to be a belief, not a fact.

#if you wanna argue rivain and the avvar or whatever are dai-canon additions. tevinter has existed LITERALLY since fucking. #stolen throne. like please shut up lmaooooo #from the get-go it was clear that the belief that mages are inherently dangerous is bullshit #and LATER it got two-sides'd. it was ALWAYS a civil rights issue in the context of the game from the get go #COMPARABLE to the issue of civil rights of elves in the game #dao never fucking shied away from the incisive analysis #da2's narrative structure FORCED a two-sidesing bc of the nature of hawke's role as the protagonist #and dai was just imperialist apologist nonsense #and giving the mages ‟dangerous magical powers‟ to ‟justify‟ their treatment in-game is literally just bioware going ''what if there was a #of oppressed people (oppressed based on a set of erroneous beliefs) but the bigots were RIGHT'' #AND YOU'RE JUST GOING ALONG WITH IT??? #it's not the hot take you think it is lmaoooo #dragon age #my da meta #anti chantry

[bylertruther]

ok but can u imagine if the supernatural plot had never happened and mike and will had to spend the rest of spring break together after however many months of miscommunication and extreme tension while el's ass was in juvie. LMAOOOOOOOO like ok win 4 the gays but what awful timing and circumstances lmao

#he'd finally get the boy..... but at what cost #(el going to jail) #like it's not funny but. it is actually so funny LMAOOOOO FREE MY GIRL !

[willowser]

For the trope mash up game, how about a 25. Fairy Tale AU and 39. Survival/Wilderness Fic?

interesting !!!! let's see, let's see !!

okay. hear me out. HEAR ME OUT FOR JUST A SECOND. you're a little village person, okay ? you work in an inn for your aunt; helping make food for patrons, cleaning the rooms, dealing with bards and other entertainment, making sure everything runs smoothly.

and one day, while you're in the kitchens cooking up a stew for dinner, this little — fox comes squirreling through the backdoor.

you're stunned. mostly because you've only known them to be rather evasive beasties, but also because it looks like a devilish little thing, inflicted with some illness, maybe, that has given it red eyes and a frightening aggression. it doesn't bite you or anything, but it cowers in the corner of the kitchen, baring its little teeth when you try to shoo it back out with the broom.

you smack it once on the head, effectively making it a little dizzy and then —

"knock it off!"

it speaks.

you nearly faint, watching with wide eyes as he shakes his little head, glaring at you in the best way an animal can. you keep the broom tight to your chest, holding it now like a shield instead of a sword, as he trots around the kitchen in search of — something.

the little fox sniffs here and there, digs in between two sacks of potatoes, even peeks his head out the door into the rest of the inn before turning to face you. he looks exasperated — as exasperated as an animal can — and sits down politely, as if he were a perfect gentleman and not a rabid animal.

you still don't know what to say.

""m lookin' for a shitty wizard," he growls, his fluffy tail coming to curl around his body like a cat. "looks like he's made of clouds."

you think maybe you're going insane.

all you can do is blink at him once again, the rough, raspy tone of his voice rattling around in your brain. the words he's saying are clear, perfectly understandable, and yet — you can't seem to make sense of them. of him.

the fox simply growls at you again before moving on, jumping onto one of the shelves as he trots up to the open window, peering out as if he's expecting some enemy to come chasing in after him.

wizard made of clouds. wizard made of clouds. talking fox looking for wizard made of clouds. you're trying to be helpful, but it's really a lot to process.

as would any animal, his nose twitches as he gets closer to the stew, interest in the outside world lost, and he even jumps from the ledge to trot on up to your boiling pot over the fire. you have half a mind to whack him again, but you're not sure you want him to talk to you anymore.

regardless, he turns to you and barks, "hey! i haven't eaten in days!"

and because you ARE insane and too committed to your job as a worker in the inn, you almost immediately turn to find a bowl to place on the floor for him when the backdoor comes flinging open. and in floats purple clouds in the shape of a wizard.

the little fox bares his teeth in an instant and lunges for him, and then —

you're being dropped a few feet in the air into the middle of a thick, dense, and dark forest. you're still not making sense of — anything, but you feel little paws bounding over your back before you roll over, the sound of his gnashing teeth echoing in the wildlife-sounds around you.

"god damn it!" the fox howls. "'m gonna kill that no good, shitty, portal bastard, piece of—"

he starts digging at the ground suddenly, like he's got to do something to get his little frustrations out, and he makes a decent size hole before he's running off again. jumping left and right. crouching down with his back arched, like he's ready to fight thin air.

it's the final straw; you roll over the forest floor once again, clutching your belly as you laugh out loud into the trees. it's high-pitched and ugly, a sound derived from madness, and tears spring to your eyes as a headache develops behind them; your brain is working too hard to make sense of what's going on.

then little teeth dig into the fabric at your shoulder, and you swat at the fox when it starts to tear.

"hey!"

"no, you hey!" he argues, jumping on your chest as he bares his teeth at you. "i gotta catch the son of a bitch so i can get my goddamn body back, and you gotta help me!" you start to crack up again, driven completely insane, and he yips loudly at you. "'m fuckin' serious! this ain't a joke, we're in the middle of a goddamn forest and i'm stuck as a fox!"

you giggle and wipe the tears from your eyes. "and what are you normally stuck as?"

"'m not stuck as anything, brat," and then he leans his little face down until his wet nose is pressing against yours, eyes red and furious. "'m a fuckin' knight, 'n i gotta get back to that damn idiot half 'n half prince."

something about his answer finally sobers you, the weight of it, maybe, to think of someone so close to royalty. you blink at him twice, and it's not until you nod that he finally leans back, tongue darting out to lick over his nose.

you ask, "how did you get like this, then?"

and he rolls his eyes, disturbingly human, before hopping off you and trotting ahead into the trees, calling out, "c'mon, and i'll tell you the whole shitty thing."

you've no choice but to follow.

✨️ trope game ! ✨️

#this. is probably not what you were expecting BUT #i think it's so funny LMAOOOOO #you and this little fox have to go on a journey to get yourselves the hell out of this forest LOL so he can find the wizard that cursed him #and then when he eventually DOES get his body back you're like 👁👄👁 #LMAOOOO #this is so silly and childish LOL but i wanted it to see very fairy tale he he he #*seem #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ ask game

[mmm-asbestos]

Every day Im thankful sonic fandom pulled me to tumblr instead of twitter

#Lmaooooo what is going ON on there

[apricote]

a very different reaction from last time. 💞

#simblr #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #tjolc #tjol challenge #f: vickers #vickers: 1 #s: adelia #s: sammy #q #pregnancy cw #i couldn't help but peek so i know what she's having hehe #i wanted them to get married first but like. i don't want fennec to be too much older than his sibling(s) #and with the added infants the age difference will be bigger than it used to #anyway i love these two together so much ;--; #can't believe all their children are going to be blond though lmaooooo

[bluewlnteroses]

totally obsessed with the idea of peter not realizing his spider sense is acting up not because he's in danger but because he's flustered around his crush

#i keep thinking about him being all jumpy and nervous and starts to avoid his crush because he doesn't understand what is going on #and the other person gets the wrong idea thinking peter is avoiding them because he realize his feelings so miscommunication !! #and eventually they confront one another and kiss !! the end #(i could have been an amazing fic writer lmaooooo) #yes this was about parkner #it still is

[stuffedsand]

listening to cover instrumental and holy shit why does the delusion tax one go so hard

#milgram #dude i already liked shidous covers but like holy shit the instrumental #why do they go so hard for a man whos the embodiment of a wet fucking tissue/affectionate #i was planning on covering delusion tax is why i was listening to the inst but theres ppl in the house tm so idk if its within my range #cuz whisper singing has a much smaller range than full out singing yk. i used to think shoujorei was outta my range till i tried singing it #at karaoke w my friends lmaooooo #sand speaks #anyways what they fuckkkk. shidous covers go hard man #kazuis do too but in the sad ballad way #FUUTAS DO TOO #but i was listning to delusion tax sot ahts what the post is about #ok bye bye ive talked too much

[aintashes]

do you ever decide to clear out your drafts of old stuff because you're trying to be more organized and come across posts from literally years ago you didn't even know were in there because i—

#i'm deleting them but i wanted to save the screenshots somehow because these are so funny lmaooooo #why did 2017 / 2019 astraea put these in their drafts #what was going through my brain just letting them sit in there #his name's anthony! ( funny ) #they're hugging in minecraft! ( astraea )

[deus-ex-mona]

we’re really in it now mona-chan

#i wanna go home on time tonighttttt i still have 2 pages of the monaca ice booklet to finish for mona day aaaaaaaa #the quality of the scans seriously suck though im sorry lads but this is what you have to deal with on this channel ig #i n h a l e s i will leave work punctually today. i w i l l leave work on time today. #s o bs i wanna go home already auuuuuuuu #i really should’ve started on the monaca ice earlier instead of crying over the final ll lmaooooo what are priorities even