#when do i get to be their girlfriend.

[fishandshesmygills]

when do you have the labels conversation we are lesbians

#i asked them out the last day of classes before finals and they said yes #we spent finals week hanging out around our exams schedules studying and kissing #then went home for break and didnt see each other for 2 weeks but weve been texting and facetiming #we went on our first proper date yesterday #and we both had a great time and definitely want to see each other again #we dont live too far apart i just wanted to get through family christmas first w my relatives visiting and everything #when do i get to be their girlfriend. #they know im looking for a relationship so presumably if they said yes and like me back they must want that too

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[finleycannotdraw]

and here’s the full image :)

tfw your boss is dad shaped, lonely, sweet, and puts in effort to make you feel accepted and understood

alternative caption: YOU’RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

guys just think about it. has she been hugged even ONCE since gloreth?? I kind of doubt it. ballister had better get on top of that YESTERDAY.

oh yeah!! here’s the playlist :) (subject to change)

why is his prosthetic arm easier to draw than his mustache

#nimona and ballister #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona netflix #ballister boldheart #finley cannot draw #nimona fanart #THEYRE SO SWEET YALL. THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME #what do you get when you put two affection-starved queers in an evil lair? snuggles. that’s what. also probably a food fight. and adoption #do I even need to include a ‘do not tag as ship’ disclaimer? I hope not #anyway I WILL be drawing more of them just you fucking wait #and also more ambrosius because he’s my girlfriend

[forestofsprites]

meg my best friend meg!!!!

(click for better quality + prints here!)

#girlfriend meg is also applicable #i love her!!!!!! #i do have another meg painting that i’d been working on but i just can’t get it right #painting middle aged men is easy. i am soooo objective #but unfortunately when it comes to people i find waaaay so very beautiful ??? absolutely useless women lover moment #i could keep working on paintings until i’m 24 hours in and utterly unsatisfied #ANYWAY #MEG!!!!!! #spn #supernatural #meg masters #meg masters 2.0 #spn fanart #supernatural fanart #meg masters fanart #my art

[fantastic-nonsense]

people who want Talia and Dick to be nice to each other are boring. They've been dramatic and mean and petty about each other since the 70s, they're not going to stop now lmao

#dick grayson #talia al ghul #them being drama bitches about each other is one of the best things about their interactions tbh #I genuinely don't understand why anyone would want them to get along when Dick and Talia being the most bitter in-laws ever is way funnier #'I hate my dad's (ex) girlfriend so much' 🤝 'I will do anything to get rid of my boyfriend's kid' #and it's infinitely funnier than any other type of relationship they could have

[ahollowgrave]

-- blooming, joy, shining.

Based, loosely, on Canova's The Three Graces

#pigeon screens #Odette Hollows #FFXIV Screenshots #Midlander #Middie #Skeleton girlfriends got an upgrade #thank you ryss for the link <3 #and for longerrpigs for having the biggest brain when it comes to mods #my game crashed and I didn't save these poses and you know what these will have to do weeps into my hands #you get both shots because I was just so sad about my game crashing (': #I personally like the horizontal shot the most but I wish I had gotten to balance it better #and the long one -- i just love her legs ;--; #powerful......

[hailsatanacab]

@the-ghost-trader - ooooh, i love this! it has the potential to be so incredibly sad, too, like poor Damian just trying to carve out something normal for himself only for it blow up in his face

BUT, shockingly, i'm not about the angst today! not yet anyway 😇

---

“So, how was your day?”

Despite his answering groan, Damian likes this. This. This whole… thing he has with Danielle. With Ellie. 

And, yeah, he’s not exactly told any of the others yet, but can you blame him? For wanting to keep something, anything, to himself. Wanting to keep this small little slice of goodness he’s managed to carve out, untouched and unmarred by his family, by their other lives, by the rogues, the vigilantes, the assassins, everyone.

“That bad, huh?”

Being with Ellie is freeing. That’s the best way to describe it.

She knows. Damian surprised even himself when he told her—not about the others, mind, but he supposes it’s not hard to put two and two together and Dani has always been smarter than most—but it’s the best decision he’s ever made, and no matter what the niggling little voice in the back of his head says (the one that sounds suspiciously like Father), he can’t bring himself to regret it.

He won’t. Because having Ellie know gives him freedom.

She’s a safe place, a hand to hold, a warm, welcoming presence when things inevitably turn ugly. It’s the freedom to just be normal when everything else in his life spirals into stranger and more stressful missions.

“Richard is being insufferable again. I do not understand his incessant need to know everything about my life.”

“Oh? What’s he done now?” 

“I was subjected to an hour long interrogation about my love life, like it’s any of his business. It’s infuriating!”

“Ugh, tell me about it. I get the same thing from Jazz, constantly. It can be suffocating.” Ellie says as she curls herself tighter into his side. “But it’s just how they show they care.”

“Yes, well, sometimes I wish he wouldn’t—”

“Hey!” Ellie pushes herself up to glare at him, punctuating her shout with a soft whack to his arm for good measure. “What have I said about using that word?”

“Yes, yes,” he placates with a roll of his eyes, “‘Be careful what you wish for.’ I apologise, it won't happen again.”

“Damn straight it won't.”

She maintains eye contact with him for a second longer before tucking herself back into his side, squirming around with a long, contented hum that Damian can feel rumble through him. He smiles and doesn’t complain even when he has to shift to give her more room after a particularly strong elbow jabs him in the ribs. It means leaving the warm patch on the couch, but he’s rewarded with another long, happy moan as she settles and Damian can’t bring himself to mind.

Ellie constantly makes noises. Little mews and hums and laughs and songs known only to her. It reminds him of a cat, sometimes. He likes it. It calms him down; it means she’s happy, so he's happy.

They settle back into the cushions and Damian lets the subject drop, not wanting to spoil the moment. Outside, the wind changes direction and from where he’s laying he can watch as the snow starts to come down thick and heavy. Hopefully it’ll mean a quiet night's patrol.

“Is that why you haven’t introduced me yet?”

“What?” He can't help it, he stiffens at the thought of losing his secret, of the scrutiny he'll be inviting if he lets anyone know.

“Are you worried I’ll embarrass you?”

Damian’s eyes snap down quick to reassure her, only to see her light, teasing grin. He lets out a breath of relief. It figures she wouldn't worry about that.

“Of course not, don’t be absurd. You could never embarrass me.”

“I don’t know,” she muses, her voice taking on a dangerous lilt, “that sounds like a challenge.”

“Believe me, having been subjected to Father’s Brucie persona at every gala I’ve been to, it would take a lot to embarrass me.”

“Alright, bet. I’ll get you, just you wait.”

“You’ve already got me.”

She flicks him on the nose. “You’re such a sap.”

He hums his agreement, enjoying the tinkling sound of her laughter. And then, before he can think otherwise, he asks, “Is that why you haven’t introduced me?”

“That’s different,” she scowls. “You know how hard it is to get there, there’s no signal, and Danny only gets a break like—oh, Ancients!”

Damian gets another elbow to the ribs as she bolts upright, a manic grin on her face that has him laughing.

“What is it?”

“It’s the holidays! It’s nearly Truce Day! You know I said I had a family thing around Christmas?”

“Yes?” 

“Well, do you want to come to it? I can introduce you then! I mean, it’s going to be a bit formal and you’ll have to meet everyone, not just family. There’s going to be some banquets, you’ll have to sit through some long speeches and you have to be on your best behaviour at all times, okay? Absolutely no fighting, it’s called Truce Day for a reason!”

“What?”

“Yeah, it’ll be perfect! I think Jazz is going in a couple days earlier to help with the preparations, so I’ll get her to let Danny know—and fair warning, he will try to give you the shovel talk, but this is great! It’s Truce Day, so he can’t actually do anything about it!”

“I’m sorry, but you're going to have to explain a bit.”

“Yeah, I know, it’s a bit much—but that’s family, right? Danny can get pretty protective over me, which is why going on Truce Day is the best time to do it! He can’t even command the Fright Knight to stab you! It’s genius!”

“Ellie, what?”

“Like, yeah, sure, he’s the king, but even he has to obey the rules of Truce Day—and then once you’ve spent all day with him, he’ll see that you’re a fantastic, wonderful, kind, brilliant, smart, strong, capable person and he’ll get over himself and everything will be good!"

Damian collapses down onto the couch, the wind knocked out of him. This is… He had not expected anything like this at all. For all that Ellie talked about her family, she had never mentioned this.

“Did you… did you say your brother is a king?”

“Yeah! High King Phantom, have I…” The manic grin slips off her face as she turns round and notices Damian. “Have I not mentioned that before?”

“No. No, you have not.”

“Ah. Sorry. Probably should clarify that I’m also a princess.”

“Right. Yes, that follows.”

“And I’m not really his sister, I’m his clone.”

“What?”

Damian blinks and tries to say more, but he has no idea what he’s meant to do with… any of this information. 

Normal. He thought she was meant to be his normal. Nothing could have prepared him for this.

Not that it changed anything, of course, of that he was certain. It’s just… a lot to take in. Overwhelming. But it's okay! He takes a deep breath, and another, and a sense of calm washes over him. Ellie makes one of her little hums as she cocks her head to the side to consider him and he can't help but relax at the normalcy of the sound. It'll be okay, he's dealt with stranger and he can deal with this.

“I’ve, uh… I’ve told you that we’re half ghosts, though, right?”

“What?”

#dpxdc #danny phantom batman #danny phantom crossover #damian wayne/dani phantom #do they have a ship name? probably but idk it sorry #this was fun!! damian is strong and smart and capable and he won't let this stop him! #sure it's a shock but what does that matter when he has the love of his life by his side!! #he can get through this! at least his girlfriend's brother/original/...father? can't get his knight to stab him #that's a point in truce day's favour - even if damian is regretting asking to be introduced #in ellie's defence she thought he knew! he's slightly liminal himself she just assumed he could pick it up! ... he could not. #when they actually get there damian loves it - he fits right in with all the ghosts #there's a little adjustment period where he is VERY prickly with everyone but he gets the hang of it very quickly #all the ghosts are very impressed with his willingness to throw down and he has to be reminded by a very stern ellie that it's TRUCE DAY #stop fighting!! #ah i really enjoyed this thank you for the prompt! i hope you enjoy it too!! #as always it came out a lot longer than i intended - i don't know why i even bothered with the whole 'five sentences' #it was obvious i wasn't going to stick to it smh #anyway i hope you liked it!! #(also but sorry i prefer to call her ellie sorry i know i'm in the minority here haha) #my writing #(shit how is it four in the morning eep) #cab writes

[bigkickguy]

fear and hunger? more like - kiss and hug her <3 I just wanted to draw olivia and abella about to enter the smooch zone :,)

#kickdraw #fear and hunger #abella fear and hunger #olivia fear and hunger #i still can't decide if i like abella with karin or olivia - but also why not just have 2 girlfriends? #i still need to play through more of the game without playing olivia so i can get more of her dialogue.... #i also need to save mr chef more but... abella is so cool... its so hard to let her go :'( #i think... abella's head is a little too small... but i am out of energy to do corrections for this daily doodle attempt lol #i thought of kiss and hug her when posting that and can't stop laughing - im going to say this 600 times #my bf just gave me the worst look when i told him im crying laughig

[nomlioart]

i was supposed to do it earlier but i was really lazy lol, but here you go

my pepstavo hcs in a nutshell

a lil more in the tags 👁️ 

#so i wanted to comment on a few things #they show affection through words AND actions #they just do it equally #as for confessing feeling i want to make a comic about it but i have no idea when it'll happen + it might take me a long time lol #but yeah peppino was the one who gains the courage to do it and gustavo was pretty oblivious lol #he never expected that pep had feelings for him #gustavo wouldn't even hurt a fly because he loves nature #peppino on the contrary but he doesn't squash bugs or anything in front of gustavo because he knows how much he is connected with nature lo #he just doesn't like bugs gsdhjsdgfj #peppino doesn't like pda cuz he prefers to show his feelings privately between the two of them #he's too shy for that #gustavo on the other hand is neutral about it and understands peppino #peppino can be very overprotective of gus but he just can't beat gustavo sdfsghf #he's always worried about pep when he does something to himself or gets into another fight with Noise for example #gus immediately runs for bandages then sfghgysfud #i've mentioned it before but pep has zero experience in a relationship #gustavo is his first love #and gus once had a partner #a girlfriend #but this relationship was veeeeery short-lived #like... maybe one week or two lmao #they didn't even kiss once pff only hugs #MORE IN COMMENTS CUZ THERE'S A LIMIT IN TAGS BSCJXWUB #pizza tower #peppino #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #pepstavo #my art #my stuff

[sciderman]

#sci talks comics #petermj #you ever want to get out of socialising so bad that you web up your girlfriend and distract her with kinky web sex?? #yeah i do it all the time. #this art is not mcfarlane it is ai. peter has six fingers in the first panel. #i hate the way mcfarlane draws mj i'm sorry. she looks like when they put too much make-up on a cadaver. i'm right. #her hair looks like a nightmare. i feel like it would make crunchy noises if i ran my fingers through it. like plastic tinsel. #it looks like it has the texture of tinsel. #peter uses more hair conditioner than mj does and that's fucked up. #“is that all you can think of??” perpetuhorny peter parker canon so real so true.

[chirpsythismorning]

Anyways the milkshake theory is so real

#byler #mike subtly trying to one up will over his gf being better #bc that's what guy friends do #like him and dustin #but he has to do it subtly bc he's too much of a scaredy cat to ask will about this girl he 'likes' (according to el) #and so when mike makes a subtextual joke about his milkshake being better (his girlfriend being better) #and angela rolls up at that exact moment #comedic timing that 99.99% of the audience missed #also interesting that mike seems sort of dejected after this conversation... #i think mike thought he won in his little gf competition with dustin in the episode previous #he kind of just laughed off dustins remark but it does look like he felt sure of himself #the problem was that his arguments for why his gf is better cannot compete with will's gf in his eyes #bc what mike sees is will being practically entranced by angela #us the audience knows that's not what's happening #but based on everything leading up to this point #mike gets the impression upon meeting angela and watching will 'pine' after her longingly #that this is THE girl will made the painting for... #and will's visible attraction to angela (again from mike's unreliable pov) outweighs mike's attraction to el #which is why he gives his milkshake another sip #only to look dissapointed #he didn't win this round #will is in love with a girl and mike cannot compete because he is not in love with *gunshots*

[sonknuxadow]

theres multiple reasons i dont like s/urgeamy but one of the things ive seen people do with it that annoys me a bit is the idea that surge and kit are going to become good because surge is gonna fall in love with amy and thats gonna be her only motivation to change.. and im sorry but am i the only one who thinks it would suck so bad for such fun antagonists to instantly switch sides just because one of them was "fixed" by romance and no other reason

#that is not an appealing storyline to me at least not for something like sonic where i dont wanna see canon romance #i DO think it could be interesting if amy being nice to surge and kit is gonna somehow be the start of a redemption arc for them #but not in a romantic way . not in an instant ''well i guess i have to switch sides now because i have a crush on sonics friend'' way #and ive seen some people assume that surge and kit are actually being serious when they come to the restoration as if theyve changed #i definitely dont think this is the case i dont think theyre good guys now #at least not yet it is possible they could calm down one day. but i dont think thats whats going on right now #i dont get why people are so obsessed with shipping amy with everyone anyway #shes just a little guy she should be doing average middle school aged girl activities like playing neopets or whatever #not entering serious romantic relationships . come on #especially considering most of her friends are a bit older than her #also the constant ''haha surge stole sonics girlfriend'' posts are getting on my nerves too #like my reasons for not liking the ship + the fact that the joke has already been made a million times aside. #it just always annoys me seeing amy be reduced to sonics girlfriend when theyre not even dating

[egberts]

Babygirl HOW did this ketchup explosion occur... I know you're going thru it but we the people need some answers

we have these little sauce bowls and I was sitting down gearing up to eat myself some fried chicken and mashed potatoes when suddenly! i dropped a piece of chicken on the floor. so i picked it up but it had a rug-hair on it. and in my fumbling to clean my chicken i then proceeded to drop my ketchup bowl. and it landed on the bottom so by the power of physics the unsecured sauce inside the bowl LAUNCHED 15 feet up and over and got all over legitimately everything on that side of the living room. it is on the curtain by the ceiling. it is *behind* things and around corners. it was on the BACK CURTAIN which is under the front curtain. I'd say total area encapsulated in ketchup splatter was at least 40 sq ft. i'm still finding it everywhere and i have a feeling i'll find some more when i think it's all over. i'm in a ketchup covered hell.

#and now i need to get the ladder out and take the curtains down and wash them and i threw the rug out and i need to mop #bless my girlfriend who told me not to worry about green machining the ottoman #shes gonna do it when she gets home #the worst part is we just deep cleaned the rug and its legitimately ruined with ketchup now #absolutely covered in it #me

[esora247]

been rewatching ever after high recently and thinking about apple making excuses for darling to kiss her again because oh noooo what if I'm poisoned 🥺🥺 it's not gay if it's safety 🥺🥺🥺

#NO BUT LIKE I STRAIGHT UP FORGOT THE WHOLE KISS DEBACLE HAPPENED SINCE I WATCHED THE SHOW WHEN IT CAME OUT #LIKE??? LESBIANS!!! THEYRE REAL!!! #apple white is the definition of comphet i love her so much i hope she gets many more kisses from her knight girlfriend #oh man how do tags work in this fandom #ever after high #apple white #darling charming #fanart #my art ¯\ (ツ) /¯ #apple x darling

[spaciebabie]

absolutely obsessed w/the idea that fluttershy is taller than twilight. giant lanky pegasus and her tiny alicorn girlfriend

#spacie spoinks #a literal god should NOT be this teeny #ohhhggg my gioddddd #i get twishy brainrot once every couple of months #and twilight will obviously outgrow her since she's an alicorn but man. #oooo and like imagine when twilight is finally taller what a bittersweet moment that would be #fluttershy: omg babe you're so tall now looks like you'll be the one doing the swaddling from now on ^_^ #twilight: heh yeah (dying inside b/c she can no longer be smothered by her girlfriends size) ((totally not tearing up at all)) #shes being so strong abt it #b/c fluttershy deserves ta feel the way twilight did when she was swaddled!! safe. secure. loved. #but man. does she really miss being the short one #they'd find a good balance tho :] #they care each other so much #she is the small spoon 2 me #even when she's huge fluttershy will still be big spoon #fellas is it strange 2 think abt colorful horses being sapphic 2gether #mlp #my brain. #twishy

[kirnet]

joining the homies in posting some of our drawing session art <3 ft annotations from @hnnny and @oodlesofd00dles

in order from 2022-2024! still drawing the same things lol

#IM EMOTIONAL MY FRIENDS... TWO YEARS #you wanna follow my art pals sooo bad everyone is so nice and talented and funny except when im getting called short and then they are awfu #kirnet cavira #atton #all my girlfriends <333 #minadraws #so much atton ass... #i do think about bulbasaur.. all the damn time. so called free thinkers will draw bulbasaur the moment you say it