#which is amazing! i love that sm

[handsomegentlebutch]

It's been a while and I forgot how lonely dating apps make me feel. There's not many ppl around that are like me or want what I want. Also the futch scale did so much damage to people's brains lmao

#butch speaks #just like... fuck #theres lots of femme4femme ppl around me #which is amazing! i love that sm #theres something really beautiful about femme4femme or butch4butch #but SO many of these women put shit in their bio like “NO MASCS 🙄” #or “i want my girl to look like a girl” #some direct quotes lmao #and like. the vitriol. the venom. #those fuckers dont deserve the title 'femme' tbh #we're supposed to support each other like goddamn #anyways. im just in my feelings bc ive seen several profiles with shit like that in their bio now. so.. yeah #maybe i should give it a rest and not be swiping for a few days huh?

[rainbowbeanstyles]

every time i listen to this song it feels like the first time

#its just so fucking good #and now we have the video and its also so funn #love the street shots i dont know why #tyjos lil dancing you know which one #josh looking so damn amazing as always the drums in the song are PERFECTTTT #i love this song sm #twenty one pilots #let me read what my facebook clikkies are saying they were ready a few hours ago ksjjsjss

[ghostlypanda]

reasons to watch rise: "wow leo, that's... remarkably accurate."

please go support rise of the tmnt by watching the movie and the series over on netflix! 🧡

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise ep many unhappy returns #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #rise donnie #rise splinter #rise april o'neil #rise shredder #legit my fave ep #leo consistently asking his dad to trust him the whole time #and splinter absolutely not until leo proved himself capable and clever t^t #then leo asking raph to trust him the one time and raph says he does and i just #leo absolutely shines in this ep esp his leader skills when he's fighting the kraken #i love leo sm omg t^t #honestly debated which scene from this ep to post bc the whole thing is amazing #but ultimately decided to go with this one since raph lets leo have the trust he's been asking his dad for t^t

[cassmouse]

The amount of times I have rewatched episode three of Scott Pilgrim is absolutely ungodly

Like, that Ramona and Roxie fight scene with all the different films?? I have NEVER seen anything like it and I love it so much it's probably now one of my favourite moments from any animated show ever

#also... Lesbians #which is amazing #and Roxie and Ramona's story is so INTERESTING?? #is there any good fanfic of their relationship in college because give me that rn #ramona roxie and kim are a power trio also #I wish there was more about them being friends #they should have a spinoff omg #anyway I love this episode SM #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #ramona flowers #cass thinks ab stuff

[skitskatdacat63]

2005 Belgian Grand Prix - Kimi Räikkönen, Fernando Alonso & Jenson Button(my personal post-race highlights)

#kimi also having to accept the constructers trophy hahaha i love his reaction sm #they almost handed it to nando by accident i swear #i love that jenson looks huge on podiums w basically everyone other than Mark #but this is an amazing podium all my boys up there!(and mark in p4 very cool) #this is super random but before the podium they were playing this random absolutely banger bkg music #seriously had me feeling 'WHAT IS THAT MELODY' cause bro how the hell do you search for that #i changed up my process for gifing(aka more effort) which isnt too bad but god i thought i already took a while before but nope haha #(also i think i have a cold bcs jfc i felt like i was dying while making this ngl so thats very positive LMAO) #(maybe also bcs im making this post at 6 in the morning hm perhaps) #kimi raikkonen #fernando alonso #jenson button #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #jb22 #kr7 #fa14 #2005 belgian gp #(2005: 16/19 races watched) #ik its been a long process(2 months?) but im still rly sad that im almost finished #i hate finishing things bcs then i miss them so im :( i only have 3 races left #but i do have other seasons in my watchlist....(and 2023 ofc haha)

[lesbiansloveseokjin]

day 49/547 of seokjin’s military service x

jin tweeted a selca on 131020 with the caption:

“A vague selca even in the morning!”

jimin also tweeted a group selca that day, with the caption:

“Hello ARMYs~ it's Jimin! Today was our last N.O performance~~~did you enjoy our performance~?? ㅎㅎ it's disappointing but we're going back nowㅜㅜ! But you know that we're coming back with our follow-up song Attack of Bangtan, right??”

this is the performance of N.O they did that day on inkigayo

(trans cr: Christie @bts-trans x and x)

#it’s our first ot7 selca this series :’))))))) #i get all the selcas from a gdrive which is linked on this post #(I’ll go back and add it to all the posts when i have a bit more time) #they’re in chronological order it’s amazing #and this was the first ot7 selca in there 🥺 #love them sm #thank you @kkyus for putting together that selca archive you’re amazing #131020 #ot7 #seokjin #yoongi #hoseok #namjoon #jimin #taehyung #jungkook #jin military countdown #shirleytothesea

[insert-neologism]

spiracle by flower face

#jackieshauna #yellowjackets #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #i love them sm #also it took 3 days to make that. #but I actually like it which is amazing for me but alps not bc if I like it ill watch it #and if I see them ill cry #anyways. I think it's rlly philosophical how even in their shipname jackie comes first #unless there's another shipname that im. Not aware of #shaunajackie #tagging to be sure bc for once i actually want ppl to see this #and im bored #but I have SO MANY ideas for edits #can it ah this flower face? #flower face #tw cannibalism #almost forgot damn #shauna sadecki #tbh bc she's there too #anyways that song is so them for me. bad astrology too (mainly the first verse) #there's so much love in me and not enough body to keep it in bro #there a parts which im really not sure of (think theyre gonna be easy to detect)(seen it for many times now though soo Idk) but others im #tw self harm #i have one more version probably gonna post that one too soon #anyways i hope somebody likes that bc i cant talk to ANY of my friends abt it. sad. #still bored but im really running out of things to say here. soo by #jackieshauna: The Shark In Your Water #mine art tag

[telltaleanatomicalheart]

since i started star wars at like 14, i didn’t really get the full political implications or just the innate tragedy of it. it’s not supposed to be a happy story but there’s supposed to be hope. i always thought anakin wasn’t to blame going to the dark like maybe if he had a different master or wasn’t groomed by palpatine but in reality he was a grown ass man with full jedi training that chose to get married (“in secret” bc i swear everyone knew they was fuckin, they just didn’t want to banish him bc they saw him as the chosen one) and chose to kill younglings and massacre an entire people and kill another jedi and turn to the dark side. even if he had really strong emotions and felt things on an insanely intense level bc of midichlorians or whatever he still had full fledged jedi training to be able to control that and yeah the jedi temple was so corrupt in the way they were just cops with telekinetic abilities and fake buddhists but like HES GROWN. no matter what he experienced it was his choice. he was weak and he chose the dark side. so he is not babygirl. he’s hot. but he’s not baby girl. it was over even before he force choked padme cause he killed them kids he said no more jedi too bad so sad.

i never understood padme’s death tho it was kind of a plot hole to me just she just lost the will to live and just died after giving birth like what????even if she is force sensitive (ALLEGEDLY) that’s still crazy. i think it was soley for the anakin-vader plot so that he wouldn’t think of his actions or to maybe (idk if this was on purpose) justify his actions bc he had nothing left.

also sorry if u haven’t watched star wars yet…i recommend release order and clone wars and rebels animated series. forget about the mandalorian and the “ahsoka” show it literally doesn’t matter.

#ik there’s gonna be a new jedi order and theryre coming out with a new trilogy but sw is turning into marvel in the way u need to watch #all their stupid ass series to watch a bitchass movie or one show. if u content can’t stand alone it fucking sucks #also i hate when ppl quote yoda just bc he’s old doesn’t mean he’s not stupid #also i think the jedi values kinda ‘dehumanized’ jedis like leaving their families no attachments like what are y’all fighting for ur just #glorified cops. i think especially when u see the poverty in corusant which is supposed to be the planet for the AMAZING republic..some #peopl have never seen the sky…do something bout that. QUICKLY #i do think that disney star wars beyond liek the animated series is terrible. like they don’t know how to write. they just bring back old #problems and it’s the same tropes and maybe even the same characters #also rosario dawson allegedly attacked a queer person in public but the case was only dropped bc it was the pandemic and the person didn’t #have monies. like that doesn’t mean she’s innocent. sick sick people work for disney. sick sick people. #i hate the mandalorian so much. jon favero and dave filoni will pay. #imma pretend like some stuff just doesn’t exist. fun djarin who?? the mandalorian liek jango fett? oh sabine wren like in the animated show! #i rant abt sw bc i love it sm but i hate it. it was also created by a white american man so like…and more white american men make it worse..

[chocoenvy]

Hello, these are the ideas I had, I'm going to copy paste them from the word docs I have them in.

First is the Twin AU

The elder was wise and kind, and presided over the domain of the dead, overseeing the souls of mortals and their passage to their due rewards. The younger on the other hand, a sister or brother is up to you but I am going with sister, was somewhat brash and yet was always willing to please those around her with her artwork, the beautiful tapestry we know as life.

For eons they had overseen the world of Teyvat, the sole survivors of a war that had torn asunder the heavens and left them with but each other for company. They had slowly shaped the world into something wonderful and yet the younger sibling was not happy with their work, for the elder sibling was no longer with them as they always were.

No longer did the elder lay their head down on their lap and stroke their scalp as they read to them for they now worked on a new project.

No longer did the elder admire the beauty that she had crafted so painstakingly as she was so busy with her new project.

No longer did the elder lay beside her and rest when they were tired from all of their work, for the elder now rarely slept as she worked on her new project.

The elder never told them what it was that they were working on, and in addition to this was the issue of a nation of heretics that did not worship them or the archons they had made to rule over the world in their stead so that they may rest from time to time.

A nation known as Khaenri'ah.

After so many sleepless nights and so much grief she had finally come to what she saw as a rational conclusion, her ever dutiful assistant Asmoday, though doubtful nonetheless agreed that her ladies theory was plausible, the theory that the Eldest was working to remove Khaenri'ah so everything could go back to normal.

In her eyes it made perfect sense. The elder had always been so sweet and kind, and was more than likely trying the peaceful approach, maybe even slowly indoctrinating them from within or through a proxy of some sort. That had to be why the elder was so busy and why they could not spend any time with them as they once could.

And so the Younger decided that they would make sure that the elder would not have to worry about the problem anymore. They gathered their archons and made their move..

As Khaenri'ah burned before them the Elder appeared before the younger, tears streamed down their face as they demanded to know what the younger had done.

The younger sibling is confused because why would the Elder be so upset at them for getting rid of the problem so they could be together again.

In a fit of rage and grief the elder struck the younger and told her they had been aiding Khaenri'ah so that one day the two of them would not have to watch over the world anymore, that they and their archons and celestial assistants, Paimon for the elder and Asmoday for the younger, could rest and simply enjoy the world that they had worked so hard on.

As the younger begged the elder for forgiveness, promising that they could rebuild the nation anew and make things right, the elder turned and left for their heart could no longer stand the cries of grief and pain from the souls of the nation they had worked to hard on, their own children, in their ears as they moved on and the the knowledge that they had failed both their children and their sibling so much.

The elder said that one day they would return, but until then…it was goodbye.

The younger wept for so long that their eyes leaked blood as they wailed for the elder to return to them, to pull them into their arms and wipe away their tears and shush their cries. Asmoday held them close all the while, tears leaking from her own eyes as her own sister had left her as well so long ago.

After that day the Archons and the younger held strained relations as they tried to work together to make the world into a place where the Elder would be happy to call home, all the while working to amend the mistakes they had made in the past.

But eventually one lost their faith in the world and in the gods and decided that they would gather the power to bring their beloved elder god back by themselves.

One would die and leave a sibling forced to take their throne only for the sibling to lose themselves in grief and sorrow, locking themselves away from the world and letting a doll rule in their stead.

One who was so very tired decided to see if the Elder was correct all of those years ago and let the mortals rule themselves.

One drowned their grief with wine and song as they let their nation enjoy the freedom that the elder had sought so long ago for them all.

Three more would pursue their shared goal in their own ways as well, leaving the younger to morn and wail at the thought that they had truly failed their elder. Not only could they not find any of the blood of the nation that their sister had loved so much so that they might rebuild it, but they also faced the horror that was the abyss fuelled by rage and grief all aimed at them and unwilling to work with them towards their shared goal of bringing the elder back.

All the while the younger and a funeral parlor director were tormented by the crying of the dead who they struggled to help move on without the elders presence.

Then one day the cries of the dead vanished, the sun and stars shone brighter, a comforting presence blanketed the world anew, although weaker, so so much weaker than what it once had been.

The younger cries with joy as on a beach a Traveler wakes up, Lumine in my case, on a beach with a warm and soothing presence enveloping her. And beyond a screen a mortal feels a strange sense of Deja Vu.

Well, what do you think? Sorry if it is not the best, it came to me at work yesterday when I was half asleep lol. I’ll send more brainrots your way later on tomorrow because it is my day off. Ah I forgot to mention that this was inspired somewhat by the Twin Au, although in this case one of the twins is a god that never left Teyvat

I'll send the Divine Traits next

O H MY FUCKING GO D

YOU DON'T- BRO YOU'RE SO- HHOLY SHIT- NO BC YOU WRITE SO WELL THIS IS

AND AND THE LORE REFERENCES!!!! YOU- YOU INCLUDED THE BP STORY IN HERE I BELIEVE THAT'S SO- HOLY SHIT I'M JUST IN AWE THIS WAS SO WELL WRITTEN AND HAD SO MANY THREADS OF LORE IN IT, THIS WAS SO <3!!!

I LOVE THIS SO VERY MUCH IM SORRY FOR HOARDING THIS ASK FOR SO LONG BUT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU, YOU WRITE SO WELL ITS SKFJSKDFJSADFSDFDAS

#choco.asks #sagau brainrot #sagau #genshin cult au #im still in awe #SORRY THIS IS JUST SO <3!!! #ngl the big wall of text was a bit daunting which is why it took me a while to answer bUT HOLY SHIT IM JUST #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH SORRY THANK YOU SM FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR AMAZING THOUGHTS

[art--harridan]

[Image description: A digital drawing of The Driller Killer and Courtney Bates from Slumber Party Massacre 2. They are facing off against one another. The Driller Killer floats above her, with a wide, menacing grin. His pose is jovial and laid back, and he's pointing his bright red drill-guitar hybrid down at her, grazing her shoulder with the drill bit and drawing blood. Courtney's expression is equally manic, mouth smiling and eyes wide. Eyeliner runs down her face, and her shirt is stained with blood. She points a oxyacetylene torch and a lighter at him, setting him ablaze. The fire is coloured with pinks and blues, following the established colour palette of the piece. The pair has an electric blue outline. The background is a gradient from pink to blue, with a wavy texture overlaid. Surround them, there's the text "come on baby - light my fire", distorted in different ways.]

let's buzz!

#slumber party massacre 2 #slumber party massacre 2 fanart #the driller killer #the driller killer fanart #courtney bates #courtney bates fanart #digital art #blood #love them both sm xoxo #this is like basically my fave horror film rn im trying to get everyone i know to watch it with me lol #also the bg is a wavy scan of the words lets buzz 👍 fun fact :) #um also the driller killer is amazing in every scene (atanas ilitch pls return to movies especially horror pls) but like #there is basically no courtney appreciation online which is criminal cos i love her #this scene?? crystal bernards acting in it??? #unparalleled tbh #long story short expect some more spm2 stuff at some point lol #also happy valentines day :)

[mocha-tapioca]

mocha my beloved bestie happy birthday!!! i’m sorry i’m saying it so late but i hope you had an amazing day and i love you sm<3

ITS OKAY THANK U NYX :D

#ai letters #to tell u the truth everything was going wrong yesterday so i couldn’t actually CELEBRATE celebrate which had me in a rlly glum mood #n when i saw all the birthday msgs i got from friends on insta + here i started happy sobbing sm i forgot to reply to any of them LMAO #today was amazing tho!!!! :D #we went to the aquarium n I got to go absolutely BATSHIT over the stingrays + the jellyfishes bc theyre my fav sea creatures :3 #n after that we drove to this rlly nice halal restaurant and it turns out there was this other guy there who was ALSO celebrating his bday #i got home maybe like fifteen minutes ago man i am SO SO SO happy but also this close to passing out #every single time i saw a fish i kept thinking of my fish mutual ESP W THE ANGELFISH THEY WERE SO ORETTY I LOVED THEM #(swanee if u see this know u were there w me in spirit. my kanata mutual all the way bby) #there were these black piranhas w these pretty golden scales that looked like party decoration glitter they reminded me of u nyx!!! #i think u would’ve liked em :D

[velvetineblue]

batman ass looking looks . . .

#which is to say that I LOVE THEM !!!!!! #best comic franchise; marvel could NEVER . #aNYWAY. #sorry for posting nothing of substance today i'm at work and wasting the time away shitposting / making edits until my shift is done !! #also i LOVE fadedresources templates sm !! wanted to give them a s/o for free amazing resources < 3 #( used a psd by bbyhyuck on dA too. ) #imgs. #and fuck u very much to tumblr for messing up the quality as usual jasjajj #edits.

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

it's so funny when you realise you were really destined to meet certain people

#my friend and i just realised in an alternate universe we would still meet #bc she considered doing law and i considered doing journalism #so she was like 'i'd be a barrister and you a journalist and we'd meet at court' lmaooooo #also we still keep in contact and try meet up despite finishing college #she was convinced she'd never see any of us again after grad #she also said she wants to read my script!!!!! which is amazing bc i need another set of eyes on this shit lmaooo #ach i love her sm!! honestly among the chillest and fun of the besties #roacc

[bpdanakins]

now playing 0 for 6, Popeye

a collaboration with @werewolfharrington, because we both stan one (1) accidental milf

#stranger things #steve harrington #st edit #liz edits #finally. the long awaited (by myself and fox) matching steve collage banner #we have matching banners for you and the vestie now! #this one took too long tbh but like 98% of steve's entire character is just his relationships with others which is great and amazing #but there are only so many fake polaroids and dark screenshots i can edit ksjfkls #stranger things collage edits #bc i may also do some ronance ones so. i'm going to need a tag for all four if i do that #and then maybe if i did do that i'd stick them all in a larger post but that's all just Maybes #so. #if u spotted the dbd steve reference we both give u a smooch on the forehead #ALSO yeah that's fox's playlist for steve!! i've had it on repeat along with the rhps soundtrack for the last few months esp while editing #and i've done a LOT of editing lately #it's so good it works so well with him just give her sm love #i couldnt have done it without her

[mightgetawaywithit]

Ok I just got off the phone with my mom who lives in Argentina and we’re already making ALL THE PLANS THIS IS SO EXCITING it’s like living far from her for almost 20 years is finally paying off lol

#also she wants to got with me which is so amazing i love her sm #she cant go to pit with me so hopefully i’ll be able to get tickets to pit one night and somewhere else the second night #that is assuming i’ll be able to get tickets at all lol but we have a plan ok

[rllymilerlly]

And if I made a copypasta to counter the jeffannie one-

#this is a joke I will not #but I’m just sayin Allison Brie is an abedison fan and has talked about it and posted about it #like she deadass posted abedison art on Instagram and was like ‘me and Danny love this sm Abed and Annie forever’ #she also seems to be a big Britannie stan which is also AMAZING #Allison Brie believes in good things for Annie and I agree #if I were pettier I’d make it