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nightlight-jpeg · 1 year
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I watched the dnd movie the other day and can I just say, dnd jesus can GET IT 😏😏😏
I’m literally going to see it again tomorrow and you’d better believe he’s AT LEAST 90% of the reason
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AIN’T NOBODY TOLD ME THIS MAN DIES !!! WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME HUH ????
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glitter-alienz · 10 months
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decided 2 work on three (3) comics at once a couple of days ago while having a headache from my stupid sinuses. it started out silly, like i could ignore the pain but now i can't move my head without feeling like my eyes are about to fall off their sockets and someone is drilling the top of my head
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columba-sassy-ass · 1 year
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Do you ever encounter a fanfic so badly written that every misplaced or lost punctuation mark kills you a little inside and you have already died 20 times over at this point but the idea and the plot is not bad and the fandom/ship is relatively small so you just push through?
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fireangel55 · 1 year
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Retail has shown me that people just kinda stop thinking when they reach self checkout.
So a few weeks back we started putting up the self-checkout screens when we turn them off in an attempt to let customers know that those ones are not active. But this one dude just comes by, tries to scan on one of the self-checkouts with the screen up, AND THEN PULLS IT BACK DOWN AND CONTINUES TO TRY FUCKIN SCANNING ON AN INACTIVE CHECKOUT. Then is looking at it like “oh why’s my stuff not scanning?” Like I dunno maybe it’s cuz the screen is literally ON THE DAMN LOGIN? And I swear to god, for some reason customers seem to think that things will magically start working if they just brute force it like oh my lord STOP AND WAIT FOR US TO RESOLVE IT FOR YOU.  We’ve had so many situations of customers just scanning things at these self checkouts, notice that it says it needs an override, but instead of waiting they’ll TRY A DIFFERENT SELF CHECKOUT LIKE THAT’S GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING. We once had a guy put 5 different machines on hold cuz he for some reason couldn’t fuckin comprehend that when something doesn’t work twice, it means it’s not gonna work the next FOUR. There are also customers that I’ll try telling “Hey don’t do this thing with the machine, it’ll cause an error.” Then they proceed to completely ignore my word and just go straight to doing that exact thing I was trying to stop them from doing then are like “oH wHy diD iT dO tHaT?” CUZ I SAID IT WOULD and now I have to force it out of the error because for whatever reason only the Operator IDs can fix it. I love working there and all, in fact most of the customers there are really kind and understanding people, but oh my lord the customers I listed above get on my nerves sometimes.  Anyway rant over I’ll see you all in therapy
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rhythm-of-space · 1 year
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Got my shit rocked at work so if anyone has any josh thoughts or pictures or just wants to tell me about their day I'd love to chat!!
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hinamie · 19 days
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inside me there are two wolves one says four armed sukuna the other says ivantill alien stage
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sistersavelorn · 8 months
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Literally how tf do you draw Alan Alda
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feralsneeze · 3 months
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[mayor from nightmare before christmas voice] TERRIBLE news!! My vibrator died and her replacement won’t get here til THURSDAY!!
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mookybear12404 · 1 year
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I have three papers due this week and I’ve only written four pages of the first one HELP
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ooey-gooey-angel · 10 months
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it's all "make bad art" and "do it even if it sucks" until I make something that is bad and sucks
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princeofyorkshire · 1 year
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after years of taking naps almost everyday my body said ENOUGH and now i can’t do it anymore. i don’t know what’s wrong with me but this is the worst thing that’s happened to me. Please Let Me Nap.
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gffa · 3 months
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Why does God give me his toughest battles? (It's laundry day.)
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k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl · 9 months
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The difficult choice of posting lewds as soon as i take them to get immediate attention or scheduling them for a more popular time to get more people looking at me....why does god give his toughest battles to his sluttiest robots
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nothing against anyone's beliefs!!!!! this is sort of just a vent
my family wants me to believe in god. but why
i hear people say all the time "god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers" but why
why can't i just be? why did he have to make me biologically a girl
what made him think i needed a mental illness? what made him think that i should struggle with thoughts about weight and social anxiety?
what made him think: "that one there should have to take medicine everyday or else they will no longer feel like existing"
what made him target me? what the fuck did i do?
and it's not just me. all these people around me are suffering and yet he does nothing. we're supposed to have faith but why should i have faith in someone who has never DONE ANYTHING TO GIVE ME PROOF THAT I SHOULD HAVE FAITH?
"oh he brought you in to the world"
i didn't ask to be born. my parents did that. the doctor brought me into the world.
why isn't he there when someone is discriminated against? what the fuck did we do for him to hate us?
why. if he truly loved me, as he's "supposed to", maybe he would actually let me by myself IRL and not be judged by my "friends"
if he truly loved us, maybe he would actually put a good person in charge when it comes to politics instead of some stupid FUCKING rich fucking old white man who will just worsen the country (yes im against trump. my family is mexican and what he says to mexicans makes me want to fucking throw up)
if he truly loved humanity, he would make the world a better place
i sometimes just wonder at night while listening to God Must Hate Me by Catie Turner: what made him hate me, if he's really actually real. why does he hate me. why has he hated me ever since i was born
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kyros-tha-soldier · 5 months
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CHAPTER 1011 spoilers
I'm back after two weeks of having stupid painful eyesore! Still not fully healed but lasik generally takes a while to heal, oh well... into the SPOILERS!
🌟The chapter's title is "Dear bonney", it's a reference to the letters Kuma has been sending to lil Bonney, but what about those letters? Are they important? Welp, let's see the rest of the spoilers and we'll understand more
🌟colorspread contains all the vegapunks!
🌟so, the chapter starts with A flashback INSIDE the flashback, with Kuma remembering how once he and Dragon were on goa and Kuma curiously asks Dragon abot why he knows a lot about Goa, and why does he always keep his eyes on one boy (the boy of course being our precious luffy)
🌟Dragon sternly answers "keep talking if you wanna die" (this might be a mistranslation since i heard somewhere else he said "if you want to kill me then keep talking" maybe as a way to show that the topic Kuma was talking about is too sensitive and dangerous Dragon) and honestly this felt so out of character for dragon to say to his comrade like...
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Isn't he already on your team?
🌟Dragon drops s hot line to clear his "fraud dad" allegations and says "a child is a parent's weakness", strong enough that poor Kuma apologized and stopped talking
🌟mini flashback ends with Kuma entering mount Kolumbo and observes a 16 years old luffy practicing. He gets a call on his den den mushi and luffy ends up hearing it ring, and before he tries to check, we find that Kuma has already left. Luffy just shrugs it off as some very strong animal and continues on his shenanigans
🌟 the call was frim the world government about a merchant ship getting attacked by pirates. So basically they told him to give those pirates hell because that's basically his job as a warlord
🌟throughout the chapter kuma is writing bonney letters, he is narrating them and talks about how much he loves her, how much he cares for her and all the great and amazing things he saw while traveling and how bad he wants to travel with her.
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h-he's so pure, my god he's such a gentle daddy! GOD ODA STOP GIVING YOUR TOUGHEST BATTLES TO YOUR MOST LOVING DADS/MOMS
🌟 however unfortunately for our favorite bearguy priest, his letters never reached Bonney since the nurse lady alpha, would get rid of them so Bonney won't read them because well... duh they might contain some sensitive info, and since they're trying to make this whole ordeal a secret away from bonney, she makes sure no letters arrive.
🌟Luckily, Bonney has queen connie on her side, and her being the amazing granny she is she tells bonney not to show her abilities to any of the cipher pol agents, saying that "a smart hawk must always hide it's claws!"
🌟 Kuma visits Vegapunk's lab for more pacifista stuff and meets stussy (the clone that was made three years ago) and she sarcastically tells him "i wonder who's more unfortunate, a human with no consciousness or a clone with consciousness" Vegapunk (now with the apple head) reprimands her and tells her that she's indeed a human...
But like
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CUT MY MAN KUMA SOME FUCKING SLACK!!! Y'ALL BETTER START TREATING HIM RIGHT!!!!
🌟 Vegapunk explains to Kuma that his transformation will be complete soon in one year, and until then he won't have a single emotion or thought left.
🌟 we see Kuma helping the revolutionary army, however he's a lot more silent now since he has reached a point where the modifications have become a lot more radical. Dragon and the others sense that something isn't right with Kuma
🌟we go back to sorbet island where Bonney is celebrating her ninth birthday, she still didn't receive a single letter from the ones Kuma had sent her. Bonney is now 100% healed but Alpha won't let her out until she reaches her 10th birthday since that's what the deal with Kuma was about
🌟 however our precious and beautiful Qweenie, granny connie, tells Bonney that she heard from a local town bar that alpha and her "staff" aren't actually medical staff and are in fact world government agents. They realize how bad is the situation and the people of Sorbet as well as Connie prepare for Bonney's escape. They bring a pizza themed ship, Gyogyo, poteto and Totsu (the three guys we always see in Bonney's crew) embark with her to go find Kuma, and Connie switch clothes with Bonney.
🌟 however, alpha and her team find out about this and follow bonney. Alpha is using geppou and threatens bonney that if she doesn't come back she will beat her up and lock her up (way to be such a scum to beat a child)!
🌟 just then, Bonney imagines one of the instances where Kuma talks to her about Nika and she asks him what he looks like and he tells her he doesn't really know but his body is rubbery.
🌟 bonney uses her toshi toshi ability and warps herself into Nika, delivering a FAT punch right to the jaw of Alpha (that looked like a really painful punch in the panel)
AAAAAAAND that's all folks!
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