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ostropest · 8 months
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juodojimirtis · 9 months
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I don't know if this has been said before, but Camila is the personification of those pink, sparkly weapons with Hello Kitty stickers.
She's the cutest little thing, and she will absolutely kill you.
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wingedsilva · 1 year
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idk what this is
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caliphoria17 · 1 year
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When the DJ plays Bambola in the club & all the Avatrice & Warrior Nun fans gather on the dance floor 🪩🎶🎸🥁
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1-dum-bitch · 1 year
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Ava: *does something stupid*
Bea, sighing: I'm marrying that
Yasmine: you don't sound too happy about that
Shotgun Mary: you know you don't have to right
Lilith: guys, if you don't keep it down-
Camila, apparating: wrong, Mary, the venue has a strict no refund policy on deposits and the cake artist I found is so highly sought after I had to arrange the date around his schedule and I already ordered 150 place settings and I finally found someone for the swan training so they don't attack during the dove release so YES they have to
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pattdork · 2 months
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Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?
Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?
Ava: Play along!
Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.
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codenameclementine · 1 year
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Camilla, at the breakfast table, knowing exactly what she’s saying: so, 2am seemed like the right time to rearrange the furniture, hmm?
Beatrice: chokes on her orange juice
Ava: Camilla, how dare you? Beatrice has taken vows and we both respect them.
*later*
Ava: we should probably fix the springboard
Beatrice: or we could just try being quieter
Ava: quieter? Why? We’re having too much fun disrespecting your vows
Ava, reconsidering: you’re right, let’s fuck in the shower instead
Note: I’m reserving the right to potentially use this dialogue in my ongoing Avatrice fanfic lol (A Crown of Violets on ao3)
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aksbe · 1 year
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suffarustuffaru · 7 months
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i need to talk about this bit from the arc 4 WN bc its so fucking funny to me and also in the topic of subaru Not Being Straight. lets go by this step by step:
1. subaru damn well knows why otto is here and still decides to mess with him by implying ottos into roswaal
2. subaru diagnoses otto with Gay (dude are you projecting….???)
3. subaru brings all of this up for no reason and then proceeds to
4. defend himself and insist that hes straight. my guy why are you bringing any of this up then (DUDE ARE YOU PROJECTING???) (ok also granted its funny that subaru decides to clock otto as gay too)
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hes gay and homophobic………..
and 6. THE TEXT (subaru) (tappei???) explicitly tries to tell you hes straight
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screaminginlesbich · 1 year
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Find me at @officialdaddyreyes on tiktok :)
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crown-ov-horns · 7 months
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I don't know if this has been said before. But, if it hasn't, I guess I have to do it. Jillian Salvius is like Bilbo Baggins. Only, instead of more and more dwarves barging in through her door, it's more and more nuns.
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ostropest · 8 months
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juodojimirtis · 9 months
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Vincent: [text] Suzan
Vincent: [text] Suzan please
Vincent: [text] Let me see the kids :(
Vincent: [text] I swear I left the cult
Vincent: [text] You were right Adriel is the Devil
Vincent: [text] Suzan I beg you pick up the phone :(
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laerryncoramar · 1 year
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so you’re telling me while alba and kty were pouring their hearts out to give us this emotional devastating goodbye, there were just some dudes in bright green spandex waiting to carry and lift alba through the arc???
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caliphoria17 · 1 year
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Reya was a Spice Girl, confirmed.
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call-me-maggie13 · 1 year
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Headcanon that Camila is actually older than Bea
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