#wow you’re the worst

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

I miss my old coworkers!!! I miss having friends at work instead of passive aggressive assholes who don’t want to train me and then get annoyed when I don’t know things and act like my very existence irks them!!!!

#if this was part time I’d be able to handle it #but 9 hours a days day after day is genuinely putting me in the worst mindset I’ve had in months #like I go to my car during my break and sit there pushing tears back bc I feel alone and shunned!!! #and these are GROWN ASS WOMEN?? #one of my old coworkers came in to pick up a medication the other day and when I saw her my entire body literally slumped with relief #like omg someone I know who doesn’t hate me!!!! #and we had a quick convo bc she was updating me on work tea and I was like wow I haven’t felt this happy since i started this job #almost 2 weeks ago and that was such a sad reality check lmfao #and like the only reason I got this job is bc I’m bilingual and they desperately needed that #and it’s like okay do you realize you need me?? bc I’m there most of the week the other bilingual girl is only there twice a week #and 99% of your clients don’t speak English so what’s gonna happen if I leave?? #you’re going to have to find someone else and train THEM from the bottom just like me #you’re gonna be in the same position all over again!!! #this is all so infuriating

[folksong-weaver]

I hate the emperor so much because like. He thinks he’s such a good guy, but he just *sucks* so bad. And if you call him out he’s like “you just hate mindflayers 😔” like no!! You’re just a terrible person!!! it’s not because you’re a mind flayer!! Omellium and Orpheus are good people!! They are also mind flayers!! The Emperor is just a manipulative, abusive asshole!!!

#the emperor has big Nice Guy™️ energy #he gets buthurt that you believe enslaving the githyanki prince is wrong #and goes and joins the absolute like #wow you’re literally the worst guy #congrats #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #i want to know if baulduran sucked this bad before he became a mindflayer #like has he always been shitty? #or is this a new development #my guess is yes

[luckynein]

When transphobes talk about “cutting off young girl’s healthy breasts” they. are. not. talking. about. girls. If you are responding to a transphobe who does this and you too continue to refer to us as “young girls” you are not helping. You are participating in transandrophobia.

#the worst is when people do it so they can make up a girl victim to try and gotcha the transphobes #omg you’re talking about young girls like that wow you’re soooo misogynistic #perform a stop it please now and forever

[sammygender]

thinking about how one of the last things john ever tells dean is an admittance that the way he treated him was fucked. & of course this destroys dean and makes it so much harder for him to come to terms w his death right after and with his childhood in general bc he’s spent his entire life chasing after johns approval. he’s spent his entire life telling himself that the way he was treated was okay and justified and that their childhood was good because he could handle it and he was strong enough and that was how it had to be. he’s worshipped john as a hero and seen nothing wrong with any of it. because he’s had to. his entire life is built around this idea there’s nothing else. he’s his dads perfect soldier and punching bag and wife-replacement and suddenly his dads gone & he said he’s sorry and that he shouldn’t have treated dean that way. what the hell is he supposed to do now.

#augh. i don’t know i haven’t seen enough of this show yet but. #thinking about that episode with the abused kid who has psychic powers like sams and sam sees himslef in the kid a lot #but is horrified by the extent of the abuse and keeps saying like. Dean i never thought i’d say this but you’re right dad was pretty good i #guess we were really lucky to have him. it could’ve turned out a very different way. #and deans just like. idk there’s something about his face. like he wants to agree cause this is what he’s always saying but he Cant. #because. well. sams thinking about this kid with circumstances so similar to him who ended up entirely victimised by his father and #thinking Wow i had something that kid didn’t. i had MY dad who was so much better after all (despite kicking me out of the house and #always refusing to support me but wtv) #but really the thing sam had was DEAN. #dean as sam’s protector and john’s golden child and the adult of the family. dean as the person #john winchester comes home to after a hunt the person who tells him it’s okay #dean playing the part of his dead mom and still shielding sammy from the worst of their father and as a result internalising that this was #fine. #what the hell is he going to do now that his fathers dead? after his fathers dead and wrong and theoretically morally weak and admitted hed #raised dean badly? #IDK!!! i’m sure excited to see him continue to break down though #(have just finished s2e2 for future me ref) #supernatural #<- Sorry guys i’m batshit obsessed. #father by the front bottoms dean song of all time #spn #oliver talks

[roseworth]

i think rn the first priority in ga should be sending out a press release that lian is alive just so that we won’t have to have the same “omg lian is here!!!!” scene happen 50 different times

#i love a good reunion scene but there have already been so many and there are going to be more. let’s just fast track this one #my worst nightmare is lian re meeting every single titan individually #the ‘wow i can’t believe you’re alive’ scenes are going to get old quick

[thefact0rygirl]

One day we will have the conversation about the toxic portrayal of sex work in fanfiction. 

We will acknowledge that it isn’t a kink or a personality trait, and how treating it as such only perpetuates harmful stereotypes. 

One day we will discuss how how looping the various types of sex work together only feeds into the narrative that it is not legitimate work.

We will finally recognize and understand that most sex work described in fanfiction is demonizing, patronizing, or just incorrect.

But today is not that day.

#no but for real ya'll are being insensitive as fuck #and the worst part is that you dont even want to acknowledge it #you think youre doing the most by not usinf offensive terms and thats it #also not wanting to acknowledge sex work in your writing is also messed up #or using the murder and or abuse of s** workers for plot development #like wow you’re soo fucking progressive you didn’t call her a w**** 🖕 #like ya'll will joke how you do research for the most insignificant details but cant bother to research how to positively portray s** w**** #and rather than do the research you find tiny little loopholes to get around things #i have a lot to fucking say about this and i will yell about it until my last breath #also this isn’t targeted at anyone #I am just so tired of this #vee rants

[swordbards]

he looked at the dark urge having the worst time of their life and said “skill issue”

#my tadpole and i have been nothing but best friends!!! sucks to be you tho. get well soon. #blythe: having the worst time in the world. clearly miserable. #astarion: wow! looks like you’re having a bad time :) #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #playing bg3 #astarion #blythe

[strawberrychapstick14]

as a redhead personally i think this ariel “taking away redhead representation” is so stupid

while the live actions hair is slightly darker…that’s the same amount of red. an unnatural color. i actually think halle’s might be a little more natural looking

if anything cartoon ariel is WORSE redhead representation than the live action one. also if you want to be mad about “redhead representation” (what is that) be mad about d’arcy carden wearing an auburn wig in a leauge of their own (2022) or the weasley twins having dyed hair.

or just admit it’s not about redhead representation at all. go watch brave, suck it up.

#REDHEAD REPRESENTATION??? #now okay i agree there’s a tiny amount of redheads in television #because there’s a tiny amount of redheads period #and i never ever say ariel and thought “’wow she’s just like me a Ginger’ no her hair is like fucking food dye and crayola markers #it’s so fucking stupid #admit you’re racist and delete twitter #also why are we pretending the little mermaid was a good story anyway #if you want to claim it’s redhead representation it’s representation of a redhead making the absolute worst decisions #brave is 100000 times better #the little mermaid was literally about a girl who gives up her voice so she could spend time with a boy??? great message #it’s dumbass representation #i will be tuning in though #cause halle will slay. #the little mermaid #halle bailey #the little mermaid controversy #redhead

[philsmeatylegss]

Tw

#I’m ed relapsing but like in a subtle way and it’s just such a hopeless feelings when you’re aware #all of my relapses have been abrupt I’m not used to this slower kind #I really would do anything to not have a restrictive eating disorder #I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy #how much happiness I’ve missed out on and will continue to miss out on #genuinely do believe if my thighs were skinnier I’d be cured but my therapist says that’s just a symptom of my ED go off ig queen #yk it’s bad when i ghost ed tags #never interact ofc and usually report it #it’s such a fascinating thing to have an addiction to your own body #you can lock yourself away from drugs or booze or blades but you can’t fucking hide yourself from food and your fucking body #the abuse I’ve put my body through since I was 13 #sometimes I look at pictures of myself as a little girl and cry thinking about what I’ve done to her body #wow this is depressing lol #idk who needs to hear this but if you’re 13 and plan on ‘going anorexic for the summer’ #it doesn’t work that way you’ll still be going anorexic the summer of your 20s #serious buzzkill #tw eating disorder #rae’s rambles #delete later

[genderqueer-karma]

guys can i talk about that fucking guy. clap if you think i should talk about that fucking guy.

(accidental ramble in the tags. oops. don’t read if you don’t want to read a crisis.)

#yo it's d :) #you already know who that fucking guy is unless you’re new here and that’s none of you so . #i need to start asking my friends if i can talk about that guy but it’s hard honestly #he literally takes up 50 to 80 per cent of my mind on a daily basis #even when i’m not thinking about him i’m thinking of him #i’ll see something blue and be like ‘wow! yk who really likes the color blue?’ and suddenly my brain is flooded with thoughts of Him #don’t get me wrong i love him but i realize that other people don’t care about him as much as i do so i’m trying to dial it back #still. it’s hard. #especially knowing that other people know how to contain themselves and i’m just sitting here raw out in the open like this #to be honest idk how i managed to survive school because since september i’ve kinda been living in mana hell(/heaven. depending on the day) #some people say they have addictive personalities and honestly i think that’s me #my brain is addicted to him! i literally study this man’s face and mannerisms and can tell you exactly how he smiles when his expression #is otherwise neutral. i can relay unnecessary amounts of his band history to you and have watched WAY too many interviews and videos #and the worst part? i literally told myself ‘hey! you can’t get like this again’* because the last time was really bad! it was destructive! #*(about a person.) i literally cannot function sometimes for just thinking about this guy. #i rarely listen to music besides his anymore and can literally tell you characteristic features of his composing! it’s kind of embarrassing! #like i’m a music nerd but i’m not THAT big of a music nerd. i usually can’t tell you things like that. most i can do is tell you #instrumentation. but whenever i listen to something he *mightve* composed i can automatically confirm or deny. #that’s not normal !!!!!!!! #having over *2000* pictures of a person you’ve never met in your phone is not normal! #but despite me being in the goddamn TRENCHES. i love him so so so much. #he genuinely makes me so happy. seeing images/videos of him from any time period makes me go ‘!!!’ because i think he’s the coolest! #and he’s so inspiring. he’s part of the reason i took up drawing again and regained some passion for music. #thus ends my tale of woe.

[x-rds]

[Lio] the way I’m like this 👌 close at all times to coming out as plural online

#liolog #=testing the waters by posting ‘personal OCs’ who all have the gimmick of ‘wowww they aren’t part of any specific story #so they can do anything! wow!’ #=hanging out with my fursona for some reason? sure! #=some of them randomly resembling characters I like? it’s called inspiration obviously! #=listen there’s a furry artist we follow who is significantly popular #=and they have like #=at minimum three OCs very clearly based on one ffxiv character to the point that their names are all similar too #=and people don’t give a single shit #=is that person plural? idk. but like. you know? just. literally whatever #=any emotional baggage with our ex(es) aside they did the same thing #=fictives in their system had art posted online as ‘OCs’ who looked incredibly similar to extant characters with similar names #=and it’s like. ok. at worst sometimes someone goes ‘lol they look like (source)’ to which the most logical reply is #=‘yeah I like that character I’m glad you recognize the influence’ #=obviously sometimes you have to stretch a bit if you’re a fictive with a very canon compliant appearance but like. #=it doesn’t even need to be that different. #=also if someone comments the above you can just be like #=‘yeah I was RPing that character but now they’re so developed they feel different and I am turning my interpretation into an OC’ #=a myriad of options for not exposing yourself lol #=anyways I just. I got tired of not being able to post system shit. so I’m going to make it everyone’s problem now

[lhrry]

Yeah exactly they were so young. I’m 21 now and I can’t imagine going through the shit they’ve gone through. And 21 yo Harry dressing up the bears omg Big brains! i would’ve never been able to come up with something like that.

larry: love, resilience and big brains

#no but same #but also I think these things generally feel way different when you’re actually in that situation #and when you’re looking at it from the outside/ in hindsight and I think that’s good to keep in mind #like when I was 20-21 that was the absolute worst time of my life and not like in the general yeah things sucked from time to time way #but in the way of several severe traumas piling onto one another and whenever I talk about it people tell me they couldn’t have done it #that it would’ve broke them that they wouldn’t have been able to keep going on #and in hindsight I also feel like I must’ve been a superhero to power through and remain a good person (which is something that’s to Harry #and Louis’ credit as well - the way they kept their hearts in the right places) #but back then when I was living in that? I had no other option you just don’t have no other way of existing that to keep going and find #the different ways to do that #and then in hindsight it just seems like….. ok wow

[wtylas]

actually horrible day in ap environmental science today

(content warning in tags for description of animal death)

#lasi.txt #we had a surprise dissection today. who does surprise dissections?? #it wasnt for a full animal it was owl pellets which is the fur feathers and skeleton bones it cant digest #but pellet or not im not comfy with dissections #the teacher said ‘you dont seem to be looking forward to this’ YEAH TAKE A HINT #we started and i kept sighing sitting back and taking breaks cuz i was genuinely so uncomfortable #i eventually found a skull in the pellet. thats what we were looking for to identify what it ate. #the skull was that of a small bird. it came in two pieces sliced cleanly down the center. #now if youre new to my blog i’ll understand but if you’re old youll know that birds are my favorite animal #so i became quickly distraught. i actually started crying right there. #but the teacher (who was keeping an eye on me because of my discomfort) said: #WOW! ITS A BIRD! EVERYONE ELSE JUST HAS MICE! take the bones out and put it in a ziplock so i can show everyone:) #so there i was. tears on my face. taking the two halves of the bird’s skull out with tweezers and putting it in a ziplock bag. #after i finished you know what the teacher said? #‘You did good today Lasi.’ #I DONT CARE BRO THIS WAS THE WORST CLASS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! #EVERY DAY IN THIS CLASS WAS SO FIRE UNTIL THIS SURPRISE DISSECTION!!!!!!! #WHO EVEN DOES SURPRISE DISECTIONS!!!!!!!!!! #its been a long time. but im still really mad and sad. #man. man.

[casirosa]

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#why are people so annoying #saw a video on tiktok and this girl kept on making crazy eyes whenever she mentioned deancas and shippers #saying that we were crazy there’s nothing there #and just talking shit #and whatever #but the fucking comments where fullllll of winces***s talking about how glad they were that he died #and everything #and anyway this wouldn’t have bothered me if it this tiktok and the comments weren’t in spanish like i was so happy to see people talking #about the show in my native language and then they always have the worst taste #sole where even saying they shipped sastiel and fuck anyways this is stupid #i just keep seeing her making crazy eyes with her superiority complex talking about she doesn’t even now #know #she also talked about alma which ??? literally only the craziest of the bitches here think that’s real and #idk it just bothered me so fucking much i opened tumblr again after leaving it to dust #anyways i love you all i hope you’re great and counting to have great taste #and not shit on people who watched the show and literally saw cas saying i love you to dean and maybe followed the show forever and thinking #that maybeeeee confirmed the ship #oh wow so crazy right #cas you’ll always be famous #spn #rant

[deadsetobsessions]

Of all the places he could have been summoned to, Danny Phantom had never considered a private school’s bathroom to be one of them.

With glowing green skin, a shock of flickering flames for hair, and a suit made out of the spaces between collapsing stars, Danny stared down at the stupefied faces of Gotham Academy’s finest students. One of them had their face in their hands, having caught sight of him and undergoing all the stages of grief in but a moment.

They sat around a circle that he was appropriately impressed with considering the limited space they had to work with. Danny could see the empty stalls, some of which were adorned with drawings and writings that were left by the, no-doubt, extremely busy caretaker.

“Seriously, a bathroom?” Danny wrinkled his nose.

“Holy shit, that actually worked?” One of the kids blurted out, then slammed their hands on top of their mouth.

“Did you expect it not to?” Danny squinted at them, frowning. It’s Friday, so it’s not like he had much to do, but Danny would prefer it if his time wasn’t wasted.

“No- no, your… uh, highness?”

“All of that schooling and you’re still uneducated,” one of the other ones hissed at the red headed kid who spoke. It’s “Your Majesty.” He’s a king, idiot!”

That was a pretty solid burn but, “It’s actually just Phantom. Did you guys want something? I’m busy.”

He’s not busy, but who cares?

“Uh…” the kids exchanged glances. The one in the back sighed and spoke up. He adjusted his glasses.

“We’re sorry for bothering you, Phantom. You wouldn’t happen to have a solution for dimensional separation, would you?”

“Huh.” Danny tilted his head, face souring. “I hate dimensional issues. They’re the worst. Who’s causing them?”

“His name’s Klarion!” The one who slapped a hand across his mouth earlier piped up.

“Oh! The lords of chaos or whatever. Yeah, I can help, for a price.”

Danny is against unpaid labor. Extremely against it, considering his side gig is being a half-dead vigilante. Then again, are you really a vigilante if you’re not half dead on a regular basis?

“What do you want?” Despite the reluctance from earlier, it’s clear the one with the glasses made the big decisions in this weird friend group.

“… A hundred dollars.”

“That’s it? No stipulations?” When Danny nodded, the kid had a calculating expression. “Deal.” The teen said immediately. He pulled out cash and wow, Danny’s definitely in a place with a different tax bracket.

He snatched it. Nasty burger money!

“Deal’s a deal. Also, don’t ever summon me again, but if you do, don’t ever do it in a bathroom again. You kids are so weird.” Danny floated out of the circle, grinning sharply. He formed a small bird- he doesn’t know why, but it felt right- of ice and handed it to the kid with glasses. “There. Proof of the deal.”

With that, Danny disappeared. Private school kids were so fucking weird, but… Dash and his goons were probably worse. What’s a little ritualistic summoning in the face of teenagers?

——

“I leave you guys alone for ten minutes and you summon the king of the dead?” Robin narrowed his eyes at his teammates, traitors who had the good graces to look sheepish. “How could you?! I wanted to try, too!”

Kid Flash patted him on the shoulder, a granola bar appearing in his mouth now that the possible world ending terror disappeared. “Sorry, Rob. Maybe next time! Magic still isn’t real though.”

“I’m not doing this shit in a bathroom again,” Artemis rolled back to her feet. “He sounded like he was going to rip our bones out if we ever summoned him in a bathroom again.”

“Ugh…”

#dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #dc x dp #dick grayson #Robin #young justice #artemis crock #kid flash #I’m aware Artemis didn’t know about rob in this ep #I think? it’s been a while since I’ve watched it #Wally West

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

there’s something funny to me abt the worst event of my life happening over the course of like two months relatively early in life and during a major maturation/transitional period bc like. literally nothing can be lower than that. ‘sorry about the cancer’ oh this old thing? nah dude shit happens they’ll behead me and then i have a brief spiderman moment and then all i have to worry about is my organs exploding. easy peasy

#sorry to my friends for telling them via a really horrible joke but genuinely this is barely bad to me #‘you haven’t had one non traumatic event in the last four years’ dude nothing is gonna be worse than those 2 months where i basically #watched my dad die and then got updates on the rest of the process like. thyroid cancer is nothing #one of the rabbis at my shul is pretty young and she was like ‘wow you’re so chill about this’ and it just put things in perspective #like I’ve had my emotional moments or whatevs but that’s mostly when I’m like ‘fuck dude this is gonna suck’ bc my body gets rid of #anesthesia really slowly and i get dizzy fits and vertigo and shit for like a week and a half #with the radioactive iodine the worst it’s gonna be is like. nausea and vomiting. that’s fine i can handle that #vent tw #not really I just feel like this is a lot for other people to see #my post