#fine.

[carnadelions]

#fine.

[theallegedbird]

that magnus sure is protocoling..

#id in alt #sorry. #blame my friend he keeps sending me this specific meme format. #happy protocol !! #honestly i don’t think it’s fully them (web using their voices) but. maybe #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp fanart #tma #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #do i even tag this as art. #fine. #avery draws #fanart #cw blood #cw knife #the magnus protocol #1k #yeah i saw this coming #2k

[temperamentalaquarius]

Dick Grayson dying in Forever Evil: the ordeal of being trapped between the shame of your mentor having a front row seat to your latest failure and the comfort of your father holding you in your final moments

#(you will have to tell him to leave) #nightwing #batman #dick grayson #bitch i might wing #I'm sure he's #fine.

[basilries]

garreths modification

#gmod #half life #portal #should i add all the character tags #fine. #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #chell #sorry for the low quality images my laptop sucks ass

[hawnks]

Idc what u say priest!Gojo is hot and real cause he jerks it while ur crying in the confession booth

.

#ok that’s hot. #FINE. #okay. #😒 #hot priest from Fleabag made me insane #he corrupted a whole generation #‘tell me what to do father?’ ‘kneel… just kneel.’ ARE YOU KIDDING ME #KNEEL? #gojo says that to u and cums in his robes #ahem. anyway. #mint talks

[arcandoria]

not a queen, a goddess. 👑

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 screenshots #cp2077 photomode #Panam Palmer #halk.png #I'm so normal about this #so very normal #just dandy. #fine.

[orchidbreezefc]

i made a new woe.begone mike guide for my poor infodumpees (contains spoilers). feel free to use, i guess credit would be pretty keen. do i have color based synaesthesia? Perhaps

edit: i clarify my comment on cowboyism as a form of self harm [here], and i clarify what i mean by syncing to the mike cloud [here]!

#woe.begone #mike walters #michael walters #mikey walters #mw woe.begone #woe.begone spoilers #fine. #m-dawg woe.begone #w.bg #sage speaks #sage original post #sage makes things

[blurrymango]

Murdoc would get this for 2D.

#mango man speaks #studoc #2doc #ehhh. #fine. #gorillaz

[johncho]

alright

#fine. #better call saul #*laine #bcs caps #screencaps

[qrovidcore]

what was the one thing @potatoobsessed999 and i were not supposed to do?

come up with another silm au.

and what did we do?

came up with another silm au.

anyway, because neither of us will ever write this but both of us WILL make pleading faces at the rest of the fandom until someone writes it for us we both independently started typing it up in bullet points Immediately after talking to each other about it and then had a spiderman meme moment about that, we present to you:

Would You Rather Fight 1 Morgoth-Sized Morgoth Or 1000 Noldor-Sized Noldor, And Why Is It 1 Morgoth-Sized Morgoth

in which

morgoth is, presumably, about 5% smarter, and keeps his mouth shut about the silmarils when he shows up to formenos to convince feanor to leave with him

or, at least keeps his mouth shut about the silmarils long enough that feanor does not say his girlboss line and slam the door in his face, and actually considers his offer

fine, says feanor, i do want to leave aman actually, but i’m bringing my seven angry sons and also my dad and also maybe a few hundred of my most loyal followers with me

(not that finwe would trust morgoth as far as he could throw him, but also is finwe letting his kid run off after him by himself? oh hell no, he’s going too)

i did say presumably smarter

because morgoth is probably not counting on all of this, he probably just wanted to kill feanor and get the silmarils and get out before the rest of the valar, who have at this point caught onto his shit, are able to toss him in the void about it

fine. morgoth does not have time to argue about this, so now he’s helping a few hundred feanorians cross the helcaraxe. This Is Fine^tm.

they probably all survive the ice okay, but of course morgoth turns on them and starts trying to kill them all the second he’s in shouting distance of angband.

because finwe’s job is to go down fighting morgoth when he should probably not be fighting morgoth, finwe goes down fighting morgoth.

because finwe’s job is also to die and emotionally devastate feanor in the process, feanor Sees.

and goes after morgoth himself.

and because feanor’s job is to die avenging his dad and then proceed to haunt the narrative, feanor, much like in canon, gets got.

at which point morgoth steals the silmarils and also the sons of feanor, and then runs back to angband before the valar can get across the ice to come throw him in the void.

because morgoth is busy trying not to let the valar catch him and throw him in the void, a decent number of feanorian followers escape. they have a very tiny baby celebrimbor with them!! no worries!! all babies remain okay!!!

unfortunately, the valar get there too late to do anything. fortunately, news does get back to the rest of finwe’s kids that suddenly a feanorian host, including feanor himself and also the high king of the noldor, have disappeared with morgoth across the ice? yeah that’s probably not good right.

yeah that’s probably not good right, say fingolfin and finarfin, resigning themselves to going marching over to middle-earth to rescue their stubborn older brother and also maybe to convince him that they do actually love him

not that that last part will ever happen. not when they just get there to find him dead.

because feanor is not there to go petition the teleri for boats, this job now falls to fingolfin and finarfin. without feanor there, the first kinslaying never happens. with finarfin there, the teleri can perhaps be talked into giving the noldor an uber ride.

the fact that the darkening also never happened, and therefore everyone is not panicking quite as much, does help also.

anyway, fingolfin and finarfin’s hosts show up just in time to find everything gone fairly to shit.

the sons of feanor are in angband, you say? maedhros is in angband, you say? well I’m going to angband then, says fingon.

this is definitely not as controversial, since there was never a boat burning either! but also it’s angband and clearly this is stupid and dangerous and Fingon Is Going Alone.

or so fingon insists

you see, aredhel and finrod probably never hung out themselves much, but they were both close with celegorm and curufin. they absolutely all used to go mud wrestling together on the weekends. and shared grief sure does have a way of bringing people together, and so they bond over missing their favorite cousins.

and, much like merry and pippin, end up Planning A Conspiracy^tm

and so this is how fingon, finrod, and aredhel go marching into angband on a mission to Get The Sons Of Feanor Back

unfortunately, none of them know how to find a good entrance to angband.

fortunately, they do find maedhros, who does know how to find a good entrance to angband.

maedhros’ rescue happens just like in canon, because maedhros’ job is to be a Symbol^tm, so of course he’s strung up on a mountain so that the rest of the feanorians will despair about it (separating him from his brothers so that maglor can do his job of despairing about being in charge in any capacity is also important). maedhros’ rescue happens just like in canon also because maedhros is frodo and fingon is sam, and if we are doing fellowship parallels then We Are Doing Fellowship Parallels, and who could ever take their singing rescue away from them <3

maedhros, dying of blood loss: i know where my brothers are and i’m going in with you.

fingon: maedhros you are dying of blood loss. no.

maedhros: yes.

fingon: no.

maedhros: yes.

fingon: fine.

and so fingon proceeds to lug a dying but stubborn maedhros down into angband. who, to his credit, is helpful in finding his brothers.

they’re probably all still alive because they’re useful (curufin, for smith reasons) or because it’s fun to make them despair. in any case, the team gets them out, and the rescue is going well.

well enough that amrod delays in an attempt to try to steal back the silmarils

instead of dying in the hopes of not having to reclaim the silmarils, amrod dies for the hope that such a thing is possible.

the others get out alive.

amrod’s death is what prompts the remaining sons to finish the job and get the silmarils back.

but! there is no oath! and there is no family feud! the finweans all reunite and successfully begin to plan an attack.

and well, there was no first kinslaying, or any kinslaying at all actually. thingol’s on decent terms with the feanorian survivors who wound up around/in doriath, and has no reason to distrust any of the noldorin leaders.

sure, there’s no humans involved yet, but also that means no traitors yet.

so the union of maedhros is much smaller, but also. it’s stronger. by a lot.

AND it happens like right away.

morgoth doesn’t have time to invent dragons. morgoth doesn’t have time to know what HIT him. a thousand angry noldor are In His House and they have a thousand angry sindar with them and morgoth folds in about five minutes tops.

and this is how a united front of angry finweans could’ve overthrown morgoth in a fun family weekend road trip. thank you for coming to our tedtalk.

#this is what we did tonight instead of homework we’re valid and our ideas fuck severely give us attention <3 #lotr #i don’t have an official silm tag and im not making one now #all my tolkein stuff is staying in one place thanks #FINE. #on second thought. because actually i AM begging someone to write this so that anna (a writer) & i (not a writer) dont have to #it can have a fandom-searchable tag <3 #the silmarillion #the paranoid android speaks!

[toomuchracket]

matty and ross sneakily sharing a cig last night... trying not to say something whorish... failing miserably

#fine. #me when i'm a cig #pls #mads muses #matty #ross

[arceal-doodles]

Theory time: Undertale Sans being a burnt out Underswap Blue

#it was emotional changes and then visual ones #started from his battle armor #then his scarf #then he changed into a hoodie #then gave up on his hopes and dreams #papyrus is bright eyed but even he noticed the changes and reasons what led to it #hahahaaaa #man i made myself sad #like he's trying his damnest but life gave him the middle finger salute #and pretty much said you have no future constantly #and people were not helping figuratively and literally #so hes like fine #if life wants me to just give up #FINE. #man this entire thing was painful #angst #vid #arci doodles #undertale #sans #underswap #papyrus #technically

[theindescribable1]

Woah- hey- John...

Uh.. Ok I guess... Guess I have to draw myself in a relatively sexy pose..

At some point... ever artist gets something like this... and they just are too curious to say no... 😔

Oh well. For you Error, I'll oblige. I'd draw myself mainly because I have a tie like that already. IGNORE THE TOP PROMPT! I'm not my own bbg!

Hm- this is why THIS blog as some age restrictions and the other one is supposed to be happy family friendly candy and rainbows and stuff ;v;

Keep reading to see Yandere lookin' me

#4uk3yj 4uk3yj6 4yk2rv #Ok #Fine.

[vole-mon-amour]

Halsin: Enjoy yourself tonight. Don't waste a night like this talking to me.

Me who plays as Astarion only because I want to romance the two of them: But I want YOU!

Let's go to the woods of something.

Halsin: I'm surprised you're haven't had your full of me already.

Astarion: Hardly. I want to REALLY get to know you.

Halsin: Ah, I see. Perhaps I can help you with that, another time.

Why just I go fuck somebody else when you're RIGHT THERE.

I'll end up writing a fic or two for them, I swear. I ship them so hard. Plus, Halsin is soooo amazing. Two wonderful boys together, what could be better?

Honestly, if you go talk to any of your companions at the celebration after shaving the grove and then talk to other companions, everybody else will say that they saw the spark between you and that character. But when it's Halsin, there's not a single remark about "I saw you with Halsin there." BUT I WANT HALSIN. Not fair.

Also, why in the hells do we get only one sex scene with Halsin? And one meaningful interaction? I want to full on date him.

Halsin when you try to talk to him again: Enjoy yourself tonight. I'll come and find you in the morning so we can talk.

No but you don't understand how much I want you and make you come.

#astarion x halsin #bg3 #natisplaying #fine. #i guess I'll romance karlach this time around #not sfw #halstarion

[sevdidntdie]

finished half an hour ago

@calkale @avianii

ok fine u got me.

...

i see slider's appeal.

and muscles.

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#alex liveblogs tg86 #alex liveblogs his own gayification #ron slider kerner #sigh #fine.