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wardlowsbabydoll · 2 years
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Road Trip- Blackpool Combat Club
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I fucking had to use this gif lol but this includes Bryan and Regal as well
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This was Regal’s idea
He said that the factions synchronicity needed improvement
You were somewhat against it, knowing your personal space would be nonexistent for the drive
Mox had to be threatened with an ass-kicking to agree
And so did Bryan
Claudio and Yuta were the only two besides Regal to willingly agree to this adventure
You ended up taking your SUV (you were not exactly happy to be putting more miles on it)
The only person you trusted to drive your SUV was Claudio so he took it upon himself to let you relax this drive
The others didn’t take any offense to it, they knew you and Claudio were the only two who didn’t have any points on your licenses
Regal took shotgun, of course, he decided he would be the navigator
You sat right behind Regal so whenever you stopped you were able to easily escape the car
Bryan was right in the middle, he wanted to add his ten cents to the conversations up front
Yuta was sitting right behind Claudio; Mox had banished himself to the way back, still mad he had to be there
The ride at first was a comfortable silence, you were leaning on the window listening to music trying to fall asleep
But in a car with five guys you should've known sleep would be an impossible endeavor
Every time you would almost end up asleep you would suddenly be startled awake by someone poking you
After the first 5 minutes you ignored it but when it reached almost 15 minutes of poking when you were one the precipice of sleep you finally caught Mox and smacked him.
Hard.
That was the first time you had to pull over and be scolded by Regal, like a disappointed dad would his children
Eventually Mox fell asleep so you could finally get some proper rest
Before you knew it you were at the rest stop and you legs were thanking you for finally getting to stretch for a bit
When you all got back in the car it went back to being chaos, quiet never lasted long with the Blackpool Combat Club
Mox was all too content to give you and Yuta shit the whole ride whether it was poking you both when you tried to sleep, or pulling your hair, or in Yuta’s case receiving a wet Willy
When you two fought back you accidentally caught Bryan in the crossfire who then joined in on the fighting
Which in turn made Regal yell at you all, like a dad
Claudio was definitely the most patient of the pair up front but you knew he was annoyed
When you finally made it to your destination, you all were never more grateful to be out of the car and be able to get away from each other
Let's just say that there would be no more Blackpool Combat Club road trips
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hurricanrxna · 9 months
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welcome to hurricanrxna !!
my name is kels, and this is a side blog dedicated to my love of wrestling and writing! certified mike mizanin simp and hopeless romantic! asks are always open!!
this blog is home to 'x reader' fanfics (I take requests!) and fanfic pieces featuring my original character! the relevant sections are below for your perusing pleasure~
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LITTLE STRING LIGHTS.
An OC x Mike "The Miz" Mizanin Fanfiction!
Danielle "Dani" Murakami, a cheery personal trainer and nutritionist, has finally achieved her dream of working in the professional wrestling industry at AEW. Though her positive personality quickly gains her plenty of friends, she is noticeably cagey about her love life and what she was doing before AEW ... Explore the heartbreak, regret, and intrigue behind Dani's character as she attempts to lead a normal life through an unbreakable facade of optimism. What could possibly go wrong, right?
Two people, one dream, one heart .
Prologue - "Rainy Day Fund"
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I do take 'x reader' requests ONLY! if you have an idea you'd like me to write, you can send it in [here!]
Request box status: OPEN
The following rules and terms apply to requests that are sent:
I do accept NSFW requests! All relevant posts will be tagged as [hurricanrxna.spice] for easy blacklisting!
Generally if a wrestler is on other blog's blacklist, they're on mine too. If you're not sure, please do ask!
I mainly write for WWE and AEW!
Requests with 3+ wrestlers will be written as headcanons only! This is just easier on me and I can get requests out faster this way~
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currently drafting the following!
more cody stuffs!
Chapter 1 of "Little String Lights!"
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omegahime · 2 years
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hook is the kind of boyfriend to lay his head on your ass.
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himbos-hotline · 8 months
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wheeler yuta has a build a bear with an insulin pump attached
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fijiwater33 · 2 months
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Post identity reveal Twiyor likes to spar with each other. Mostly for them they just grapple at around 50%(30% for Yor) and don’t throw any strikes. It’s fun and it sometimes gets flirtatious when Yor pins Loid. But to their misfortune Anya mentions to Yuri how much they love wrestling before bed.
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jazeswhbhaven · 2 months
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My brain is empty, aside from one thought:
Imagine play wrestling with Satan or Mammon.
I feel like it'd be the most fun with those two (Beel too, but I feel like with him it would escalate rather quickly). Just generally goofing around with them, being a little silly between all the angel attacks...
I. love. play. wrestling. Like when I say I love it, I always like writing little drabbles and throwing it somewhere in my fics when it seems like a good time. With Satan, he's imo the best play wrestling partner because he's closer to regular human height on average so there's some fair game. He's goofy in his core, so he'd purposely lose, then surprise you and flip you over and be like "don't let your guard down, ever" and let you try and squirm your way out. Trust, you'd be rolling around, scratching, biting, and in the end when you're both tired he's just nuzzling up against you and telling you what you can work on as far as winning against him lol Mammon's wrestling would be him mostly smiling at you, and letting you win each time until you complain he's not trying and so he does. Goodness, he's so l a r g e, so even when he's trying to hold back all of his movements nearly crush you in an instant and he's always finding a way to smush you into his chest. Because I see him being cute, you may get some kisses thrown in there to distract you. But in the end, he always lets you win. He gains no satisfaction in winning other than to see your face smiling and laughing, that's his gain, and he wants that more than anything. Side note on Beel though, play wrestling would just end up with him sniffing parts of you that get in his face and well...we all know how he feels about sweat and stuff so get ready to be stripped and him licking everywhere, no longer wrestling lmao
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buff-muffin · 4 months
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ASL thoughts and head canons.
1. Sabo’s missing tooth he had as a kid didn’t actually fall out. He chipped it back when he was still living with his family. And his parents thinking that made him look disgusting and rowdy had the rest of the tooth removed before his adult tooth was even remotely ready to move in. Thus there was a gap in his teeth for ages. It started growing in when Sabo set sail.
2. Luffy loved using Ace’s freckles as a dot to dot. Both brothers heavily think he doesn’t have a fucking clue what animals he’s trying to conjure and Ace is getting sick of having to fight him tooth and nail every time Luffy finds a marker
3. In his early days of friendship with Ace. Sabo refused to believe that he could eat an entire bear by himself. He thought Ace was exaggerating like when someone says “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” yet when he saw it with his own eyes he was horrified. Ace was also confused why Sabo didn’t want a bear to himself. But didn’t complain. Hunting one bear for the both of them and fighting over it was pretty fun. And scavenging berries for a desert never bothered them.
4. Sabo grew his hair out while he was a run away. He hated how it looked buzzed. And while he probably didn’t let it get any longer then his brother’s he loved the freedom. His mother cut his hair the second he was taken back home
5. Ace and Sabo hadn’t thought twice about bugs. Ace saw them as pests like the moths that would huddle around the candle light and Sabo was taught that they were gross. Luffy on the other hand adored them. He showed them bug fighting and showed them all sorts of cool and pretty bugs. He would also put beetles in his brothers’ shoes for fun but in the end they had come out of it for a new respect for bugs and a little bit more love-hate for Luffy.
6. Sabo tried to tell his adopted brother about his real brothers but he refused to believe Sabo was telling the truth. I mean beating up a giant tiger in the woods? Being made of rubber? Being able to eat 5 times their body weight in a matter of minutes? He thought Sabo was loony.
7. When taken back to his parents, Sabo refused to eat with his brother. Sharing a meal with someone made you friends and sharing a cup of sake made you brothers. And he wanted nothing to do with him.
8. Sabo was Dadans favourite. At first. Originally Sabo was… as well behaved as he was going to be around his brothers because that need to respect authority was so engrained in him. Though as he grew more comfortable with Dadan and trusting she really wasn’t going to kick him out other dumb things. He started joining in on the bullying Dadan band wagon. And she hated them all equally again.
9. Luffy and Ace find it absolutely hilarious how bad Sabo would get sun burnt in the summer. They would chase him around trying to slap him for hours. Dadan taught him how to make a remedy and over the years he gained a tan and freckles that he knew would have his bio dad blow a fuse.
10. Luffy always wants to be in fights of strength with his brothers to prove he’s strong. You know, arm wrestling. That weird thing were you put your feet together and push with all you’re might. And of course rough housing. But in the super early years of being a rubber man that was impossible cause his body would just. Bend. Arm wrestling? Womp womp no elbow for you. Foot wrestle? His legs fold like a piece of paper. He was humiliated and his face was bright red every time Ace and Sabo would laugh.
11. One of the best training methods the brothers had found for Luffy was actually made as a joke. Still completely pathetic at landing a damn punch Sabo jokingly said he should train by trying to catch bugs by stretching your arms. And after a lot of frustrated afternoons his aim did improve an alarming amount. Luffy to this day continues to train that way and he always thinks of Sabo when he does.
12. They never finished that bottle of sake they stole from Dadan. At the time they all thought the drink was absolutely putrid though drank their cups if it meant they were brothers. The bottle is still in the treehouse. Even after everything. It’s completely oxidised but the smell keeps animal from making their treehouse a nest so Ace and Luffy never minded all that much.
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Sound Asleep
Rhea Ripley x Fem!Reader 18+
Warnings; (consensual) somnophilia, sex dreams, humiliation kinda, edging, the usual, Rhea being hot asf again
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She wasn’t aware of what it was that woke her up to begin with. At first, she assumed it was just a sleepless night so without a second thought she bought her hand up to her face and rubbed her eyes, attempting to rub the remaining tiredness off of her face before she fell asleep again. It wasn’t until she exhaled a tired sigh that she turned her head to look at you to notice something wasn’t right.
Granted, it was pitch black with only the dim light you always slept with lighting up your body, but it was light enough for her to notice how your face contorted in…well she didn’t know what it was yet. Concerned, she turned to face you, putting her body directly next to yours with her hand coming to cup your face.
Her eyebrows shot up when she heard you whimper a little. She’s be even more concerned if it wasn’t for you saying her name again, a whisper barely audible to her own ears. She scanned your form making note of the obvious signs now.
Your hand was clutching the bed sheets, your face slightly twisted in pleasure as you bit your lip to subconsciously try and suppress your moans. Instead of waking you up, Rhea smirked, the hand that was cupping your face slowly moved enough for her to run her thumb across your lower lip. Just as she did, you released it from your teeth and exhaled slowly, a tiny whimper escaping your mouth.
She toyed with you a little, her hand running up and down your body, under your shirt, across your thighs that you were squeezing so hard. She was thriving off the little whines you made in your sleep when she ran her finger across your nipple, when she scratched your lower stomach, when she moved her hand to the most delicate of places.
She watched as you subconsciously bucked your hips when she pushed her hand into your shorts, her finger rubbing circles onto your clit that was basically soaked from your arousal. Her lips kissed your face, your cheeks, your forehead. The small gesture was a small attempt at waking you up a little, a step closer to being you back to consciousness.
Your thighs squeezed around her hand, your body moving so that you were laying on your back enough for her to have access to you easier. You still were asleep though, and as much as she wanted to help you cum and listen to your tiny whimpers, she wanted you to be awake during it. Her lips attached to your neck, biting soft bruises onto your skin in another attempt to wake you up.
“Wake up, baby.” She whispered into your neck, her fingers speeding up their work on your clit. “Come on, pretty. Let me help you and wake up for me.”
It took you a second but your eyes finally opened, a louder moan escaped your throat before you grabbed Rhea’s wrist and looked up at her, who was now staring down at you. Your could basically feel your thighs shake already, your mouth struggling to contain your noises as she continued to play with your pussy.
“Rhea…”
“What we’re you dreaming about, huh?”
You couldn’t even reply, the way she was touching you, it was just too good to focus on anything else. It wasn’t until she stopped and took her hand away when you finally noticed that she was talking to you.
“No, no, no, no. Please.” You whispered, trying to pull her hand back down towards you. “I’ll tell you just keep going please, baby, please I need to cum.”
She raised her eyebrow, a small smirk plastered on her face as she bought her hand back down towards you clit, but instead of doing what she was doing, she landed a harsh slap to your pussy. You whined, your back arching as you chased your very needed high.
“Tell me and I’ll give you what you want, or maybe I won’t let you cum at all…”
“No…” you breathed out. “Fuck, you made me sit on your l-lap, facing you, and you made me touch myself in front of you…”
Her hand slowly moved back down, her finger barely touching your clit before you gasped and felt her face sink down into your neck, her lips pressing small kisses onto your skin.
“Then what?”
“T-then you wouldn’t let me cum…and made me beg but wouldn’t let me stop touching myself- I need to cum so badly please, fuck.”
She laughed lowly into your ear, your pussy clenching around nothing as she kept circling your clit. You wanted more from her, you wanted her inside you, but you didn’t want her to stop again so asking felt useless. Your head was too fucked out anyway, you desperation to cum becoming so hard to contain.
“You like the thought of that?? You want me to watch you fuck yourself on me, huh?” She whispered into your ear, her breath tickling your skin. “Poor baby, maybe I’ll let you rid my thigh while you do so, make you watch yourself in the mirror too so you can see how pretty you look so desperate for me.”
Her words and the fact she was touching you so delicately sent you over the edge. The coil in your stomach snapped and you moaned out her name, your thighs squeezing around her hand so much but she still didn’t stop, fucking you through your orgasm until you were writhing and trying to push her hand away.
She let you come down from you high and she took her hand away. She still spoke to you, telling you sweet nothings as you whined into the air, body shaking and sweaty as she coaxed you until you were breathing evenly.
“You okay?” She asked, her lips skimming yours before you nodded and leaned up to press your lips together. “Sure?”
You giggled against her mouth, nodding again before looking up at her with half lidded eyes. She knew you were tired, she woke you up so she was expecting nothing but such. She left for the bathroom, cleaned you up and laid back down next to you.
“Sleep, and maybe I’ll make your dream come true in the morning.”
You scoffed in embarrassment, your hands coming up to rub your face before she cuddled up to you and the who of you basked in the silence before you both drifted off.
You knew she wasn’t joking, so you fell sleep hoping she’d do just that.
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THE END 🤭
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pcktknife · 19 days
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if you could make any hsr characters butch who would they be?
using this as an excuse to show this old doodle i never posted
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wardlowsbabydoll · 2 years
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Hi! I don't know if you're taking requests now (feel free to ignore if you're not or if you don't write for him <3 )
Can I have a Young Randy Orton (around 2005) being protective of a reader?
Thanks! 💛
Yes! Requests are open! Here you go! I'm sorry it's not a full-blown imagine, headcanons are what felt best for me to write this. I hope you still enjoy it though!
This is my first time writing for Randy so bare with me lol
TRIGGER WARNING! MENTIONS OF CLAUSTROPHOBIA
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You were one of the quieter women on the roster
You kept your head down, did your job, made towns, and repeat
Your good friend Randy was extremely popular on the roster, whether he was a babyface or heel he was always very over in and outside of the locker room
He was currently feuding with the Undertaker which made you nervous for him
You knew Randy could handle himself, but you knew that the Undertaker would do anything to get under Randy's skin
And everyone knew that you were the easiest way to get under his skin
It was another episode of Raw and Randy had been looking for you everywhere
He had been asking around no one had seen you
He checked with security, and they confirmed that you had checked in at the arena
Even when the show started, up until he got the notice that they needed him in Gorilla for his match he looked for you
After an easy victory, the lights went out for a few moments
The arena went dead silent, no one knowing what was happening
When the lights came back, the Undertaker was standing on top of the ramp; a coffin next to him
The coffin was rattling and shaking, and if you listened close enough you could hear muffled yells coming from it
It took Randy all of two seconds to figure out that it was you in the coffin
It took him less than two seconds to remember that you were claustrophobic
Not thinking about his own safety, he dashed out of the ring and began to make his way up the ramp only for the lights to go out again, and when they came back up, the coffin was there but his enemy was gone
You had tried
Your ears were ringing, and you could feel the coil in your chest tighten more
You could feel your hands shake, and feel the hot tears running down your face.
Suddenly you were subjected to bright light when the lid of the coffin opened
You let out a loud sob when you realized it was Randy and not the Undertaker
Without thinking he helped you out of the coffin and held you close, not caring that he was supposed to be a heel
You clutched to Randy tightly, still shaking like a leaf as you tried to remind yourself that you weren't in the coffin anymore
"I'm sorry." Randy mumbled apologies as he dropped kisses to the top of your head
"You got me out that's what matters." You said as you hid in his chest
Turning to lead you backstage he would NOT let you go OR out of his sight
That was how you two became travel partners, and later on your relationship developed into something more
But... that's a story for another time
Here you go! I'm sorry if this isn't what you were expecting but I tried my best. Thank you for the request though, I appreciate it!
Sending y'all lots of good vibes! Until next time!
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hurricanrxna · 9 months
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hello tags !! just another new wrestling blog where I'll be posting all of my writing and fave wrestlers !
are you interested in x reader fics and perhaps a storyline featuring an original character that will tug at your romantic heartstrings ?! if so, this is the place to be !!
more details (+ pinned post) to come very soon ! so in the meantime stay tuned and come on down to hang out ! asks are always open ! :)
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Mami and her baby celebrating her win~<33
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Want to see more?... My masterlist 👀
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noirleo · 10 months
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the boys have had an annual arm wrestling match since they were kids. they train for it and talk about it “off season”. master splinter is the judge and takes it equally as seriously. when they befriend april, casey, and vern, donnie sends them e-vites and tickets to print out (which must be presented at the door, vern forgot his last year and missed the leo v raph round going all the way home to get it and back). this year’s winner will be awarded the coveted spot as the lead vocals on the christmas covers album theyre working on.
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smartycvnt · 2 months
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Marriage hc with Edge/Adam Copeland?
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Adam takes to the domestic part of marriage quicker than you had expected
He knows that with both of you wrestling that things won't be like everyone else, but the two of you do what you can
There have been a lot of talks about expanding your family because fatherhood looks good on Adam
He loves getting to introduce you to people as his wife more than anything
Suddenly, his social media is full of little stories about and pictures of you while he talks about what it's like being married to you
Adam is a great example of what a loving husband is, which is nice since you grew up without good examples of healthy relationships
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thesupreme316 · 10 months
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hi i don’t request stuff so bare with me how would aew boys react to you having a big return like Kris Statlander ex: you lost your title and left and you come back and win the title again sorry if this makes no sense i’m not good at requesting 🫶🏼😢
yall gotta stop apologizing for being CREATIVE CUTIES
AEW Stars React to: You Returning and Winning Your Title Back (Fem!Reader)
Pairings: Hook x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks X Fem!Reader, Dante Martin X Fem!Reader, Darius Martin X Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston X Fem!Reader, MJF X Fem!Reader, Christian Cage X Fem!Reader
Word Count: 1.1K
Supreme Speaks: thank you to anon for requesting (yall keep em coming), sorry that this took me so long (shit happening). But please enjoy this and p.s you are loved and appreciated
Warnings: not proofread, my regular react wrestlers, GIFS AINT MINE
Taglist: @hooks-martin @wwenhlimagines @sheinthatfandom @hookerforhook @triscillal @cassiesworldsworld @eddie-kingstons-wifey
Backstory:
Either you were injured and surrendered your title (you never lost it technically) or you lost it in a fluke to your opponent (just do whatcha want)
For months you spent away from the company, trying to gain your strength and feeling back
But now, you were back and better than ever
And you were owed a rematch
Right when the so-called champion called out for an open challenge, you were the first to answer that call that night
To your surprise, the whole arena rose to their feet and loudly cheered you on when hearing your theme (ex. Kris Statlander and or AJ Lee)
And after the match was over, you stood tall with your title high above your head again as the crowd again screamed loudly
(Or you can skip this and have a great segment like Trent with Sue’s van)
The entire moment/match went viral
However, they weren’t the only ones happy to see you tho
Hook
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Mans had no idea that you were here
Was stunned into silence; with a big ass smile on his face
You were picked up into a hug by him; would definitely whisper sweet things into your ear or skin
“I’m so happy to see you back”
I think this will encourage him to try to win back his title quicker
Hook is the type of person (whether you're his best friend or girlfriend) to take this return personally as it is a start of a new era for you
Wants to celebrate with you in private ;)
HE WOULD ALSO WEAR YOUR MERCH TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT
Ricky Starks
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OOOOOO THIS MAN IS SO COCKY RIGHT NOW
I also think he would be that person who would almost spoil your return out of excitement
You thought he was arrogant after he won the Owen Hart tournament? PUH-LA-ESE
Would reference you in his promos
“I’m a part of the winning team. I mean have you seen my hot ass champion of a girlfriend (or best friend; whatever you prefer)?”
Would book a photoshoot just for you to show off your championships
Defs would make you guys match in outfits and would get you in a storyline with him
I def see you as his manager/valet (IMAGINE THE (eventual) HEEL HEAT)
You two would take over AEW as the new IT couple or duo
Darius Martin
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Tbh, it gives him kind of a nostalgic feeling when he returned during the tag team battle royal
He would be so incredibly happy for you
Would keep up with all your appearances and matches afterward
“I am the president of the Y/N protection squad *poses with lads*”
Genuinely hopes that everything goes well for you
Will do your signature move to show his support for you
Also, expect a celebratory dinner or movie night
But don’t get it twisted this man is mad at you for not telling him about your return
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME? I was just joking when I was gonna carry the cutout of you to the ring”
He was in fact not kidding (he was just a lil goofy)
Dante Martin
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THE BABY
With him on the shelf, he is emotional for you
“That was amazing! The crowd really went wild for you!”
Has multiple emotions tbh; happy, anxious, a little sad
Wishes he could really celebrate with you
I also think because of the fact he has been out of action for a while, he’s dreaming of a return like yours; especially with a championship in his mind
I think he would be a little sad because you’re gonna be busy as hell
“I’m gonna miss the off days with just us two.”
To which you promised to drag him all around to wherever you were wrestling
He didn’t have a choice
Eddie Kingston
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“THATS RIGHT DAWG!! YALL SEE THIS SHIT?”
Makes a post about you on Instagram
He’s genuinely happy about the two of you being champions at the same time
Will brag to everyone backstage
“YOU SEE THAT BRYAN? I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE CHAMPIONS, SORRY YOU CAN’T SAY THE SAME!”
Eddie, just like how I always say, is a very emotional person (even though he doesn’t wanna show it)
But he will make sure that you know how proud he is; even if he gives you a shoulder tackle
I also think Eddie sees every win as a win for the whole crew
Like Darius, he is upset that you didn’t tell him about your return but it made him excited about wrestling again
MJF
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER PART 496792466
Would make a backhanded compliment about you
“Although it wasn’t as epic or spontaneous or memorable as my return last year, congrats to Y/N Y/L/N for making her return to the ring! BAY BAY”
After some choice words, he updates his Twitter again
“I reviewed my tweet after Y/N confronted me (with dice, a wooden spoon, and a lighter) I realize that I made some errors. I meant CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WONDERFUL AND ABOVE AVERAGE GENERATIONAL TALENT Y/N Y/L/N!”
Will ask you to shout him out occasionally (imagine having a friendship like him and Adam Cole)
No but for real, he’s happy for you
I think this man would shower you with gifts in private so you can fully get the MJF experience
Will bring you up in interviews; especially about people he can kind of give props to (his words not mine)
Christian Cage
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THIS MAN IS MY SUGAR DADDY AND-
I feel like this man would be very proud of you
Would not dare hold your championship as you threaten him about that
But he would announce himself with your title in the same sentence (ex below)
“I AM THE TNT CHAMPION AND I am the significant other/best friend of the AEW Women’s Champion! Therefore, you all should respect me!”
Definitely would tell Luchasaurus to protect you as well
Loves how confident you became since winning
Also remember how I said he’s a sugar daddy?
Mans would buy you anything just for holding the championship at one point it almost becomes an accessory
Even if you didn’t have a championship, Christian would splurge on you just because
YOU DESERVE IT BIATCH
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chrollohearttags · 1 year
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connie frequently catches cramps when y’all fuck because he wants to try crazy ass positions and his legs be locking up 😭
LMFAODJDHD Constance Cornelius Devon Springer is catching all the strays, I guess. But I could most certainly see this happening. 😭 (p.s., y’all do not want to know the sound that came out of me when I read this because I was hollering.)
so say what you want about your man connie but you could never say that the sex was boring. The two of you had been together for a while and one thing he strived to do was keep it fun in the bedroom. He would always try new positions, bring toys and even experimented with food once. Which he had eaten most of before getting back but that was neither here nor there. Either way, you guys had a lot of good times and he was pretty good. However, it didn’t always work out in his favor! See, Connie would scroll Twitter for ‘inspo’, as one would in the wee hours of the night and he’d see some wild ass video with this dude twisting his girl up like a pretzel or standing up in it like he trying to put her in a leg lock. Just pure chaos! But he decides to try it out on you! “C’mon, bae. Let’s try this new position, it look fun..I ain’t gone hurt you, promise.” And you trust your baby so you agree! Besides, what’s wrong with stepping out of the box every once in a while. So y’all start out, going strong….he’s fucking you real good, doing his thing. You’re scratching at his back, moaning his name…oh his head is gassed UP. That’s when he decides to implement one of his new..special attacks. Twisting around, he lifts you up..starts slamming you down, bends his legs all crazy like he’s playing a game of fucking twister. It’s getting very silly. That’s when his face (and other things) clam up! You’re thinking to yourself ‘I know this shit got some grip in it but ain’t no way he nutting this quick!’ No! Buddy’s legs have locked up like the engine to an old truck. His face turning red and he starts yelling. “I’m alright, I’m alright! Just need a minute..” playing it off as smooth as he can! But truth is, he is not doing well at all and he probably needs a Gatorade or some shit. All this because he wants to do 450 frog splashes in the pussy and reenact some nonsense from people who are professionals and probably high on Perc 30’s when they’re doing it. It was fun though!
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