#yall are absolutely morons

[casavanse]

Palestine is a country. but I do get if you need to eradicate it for your colonial project.

My dude, just look at the notes of the fucking post where I explained that there was no country named Palestine.

No Palestine -> no state before Israel -> Israel is not an occupation.

And why did you even use the word "colonial"? Do you even know what that word means? Yeah, that's right, not Israel.

And, again: who was the leader? What was the government? WHEN WAS IT ESTABLISHED?

At this point I'm convinced half of y'all can't read.

#yall are absolutely morons #and im not only talking abt u its also abt thr propals that started reblogging my post #israel #palestine us not a fucking country #i stand with israel #ישראבלר #anon ask #do your fucking research

[ariesbilly]

im sorry but the shift of steve being a whole ass homophobe in season 1 to him randomly accepting robins lesbianism in season 3 and “clocking” vickie in season 4.... yall fall for shit ass lazy ass writing all the time and then get mad at people like me who call it out. anyway im awake now

EDIT: post locked because the stranger things fandom is full of absolute fucking morons who feel the need to kiss Steve’s AND the duffers asses for some reason. Anyway it’s bad writing ✌🏻

[soaked4mk]

Mileena x F!Reader Head Cannons (pt 2)

👽: Yall, I’m foaming from the mouth. I really wanna kiss Mileena. (And a bunch of other stuff)

⚠️: Just a little smutty

Sfw

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★ Mileena shows her love by doing kind acts of service. Whether it be brushing your hair, doing your nails, massaging your back or just simply bringing you cute snacks here and there.

★ When you and her are together in public, expect her to have her arm around your waist, or holding your hand. If she has to be more formal, she’ll slyly tuck a strand of hair away from your face, or casually straighten out a wrinkle on your shirt.

★ If anyone were to ever step up to you in front of her, they would be in for a rude awakening. She doesn’t hesitate when it comes to her lover. And she’s proven that to you.

★ You two go out for picnics in the hanging gardens, under the willow tree you set up a comfortable blanket, with a basket full of fruits, and sandwich makings.

★ She’ll feed you, slipping the blueberries into your mouth while complimenting your outfit. “You look absolutely precious, Y/N.” If you’re wanting a sandwich, she’s for sure going to make it for you and cut it in half. “Here darling, let me get that for you.”

★ The two of you will have light banter, enjoying the sights of the hanging gardens, laying down and looking up at the sky. You’ll be watching the clouds drift by. Pointing out cutely shaped ones, Mileena will humor you, and try to find cloud shapes of her own.

★ You both goof around a lot. You’ll hold each other’s hands, spinning around and giggling like silly. Until you get dizzy, and she has to keep hold of your hands while you regain your balance. “Careful dear, I can’t have my darling getting hurt now, can I?”

★ Mileena absolutely loves making you laugh, the sound of it makes her heart flutter inside her rib cage. When you two are in bed, she’ll sometimes come at you with tickling hands. Or pin you down, unexpectedly— just to gain your reaction.

★ If you are ticklish, she has no mercy, she’ll tickle you until your face is red and tears are spilling out of your eyes.“I’ve got you now, little rabbit~”

★ If you’re so lucky as to not be ticklish, then she’ll play fight with you, practicing her skills in the process. Of course she uses only five percent of her power, she would never actually hurt you. “Look at you~ at my mercy.”

★ Since you’ve been in Outworld, you’ve kinda, accidentally got Mileena addicted to True crime. It just happened, and she started binging, like no tomorrow.

★ So the two of you cuddle up in bed together, watching true crime documentaries, and gossiping about the murderers in question. “What an absolute moron— of course she was going to get caught.” “If that were me, I would simply shred him apart.”

★ Not only do you two binge watch True Crime, but she’ll gladly make a day out of it, if you come home feeling drained or just upset.

★ Setting your shared bed up, fluffing the pillows and being sure to have the stuffed animal she bought you, up and centered in the bed, she’ll get tea ready and pull out your favorite pajama set.

★ Getting you comfortable, she’ll put your hair up in a style that’s out of your face, being sure to leave small, loving comments. “Look at how beautiful your hair is, Y/N.” “I’m going to take care of you, darling. Just relax and let me do this for my lover~”

★ lightly clapping, she’ll excitedly make her way to the bathroom, coming back out with face masks, and a jade face roller, to pamper you. “I got us new face masks, do you want the kiwi scented, or the strawberry?”

★ As you two sit in front of each other, she’ll happily put the face mask on you, being sure not to get any in your eyes, as you do the same for her. It’s a really sweet bonding moment that you appreciate.

★ And as you two get comfortable, she’ll massage your shoulders, kneading any tension away. Enjoying the moment as she kisses the top of your head.

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NSFW 💦

★ Mileena doesn’t mind switching from time to time, though she usually is a top. She makes the exception for the simple fact you’re also great at topping. (If not then disregard this)

★ If you are topping, expect a bratty girlfriend, who loves to tease you and test you. Though it’s all in light heartedness.

★ Some of her remarks include “You’ll have to pin me down if you want a taste, darling~” “Are you going to punish me, love? *giggles* and all sorts of devious comments that drive you wild. (In a good way of course)

★ Cheeks flushed, as she undresses before you, beckoning you over with her finger while sitting suggestively on the bed. You gladly crawl over to her.

★ When she’s being a bottom, she enjoys princess treatment (of course) and loves it when you praise her, giving her kisses and sweet compliments in the process.

★ Your hands will trail down her body, caressing the curves of her shape, taking in the excitement that they bring to you. Admiring the way she’s so easily able to tantalize you.

★ Once you’re finally able to get her teasing to stop, she’s very good. Lying down for you, while your actions continue, kisses sprinkle along her body, trailing down to her hips. “My pretty girl~”.

★ Your hands will lightly trace her thighs, causing goosebumps to form on her skin. smiling, you dip your tongue into her pool of arousal. Relishing in the taste of her essence.

★ You’ll nuzzle your nose against her clit, causing her to arch her back, and run her fingers through your hair. Probing her slit assertively while bringing your hand up to her soaked pussy.

★ Smiling into her heat, inserting two of your fingers inside her and eliciting another sweet whimper from her gorgeous lips.

★ You feel a twinge of your own arousal, bringing your other hand up to her thigh, gripping it and spreading her legs a bit more.

★ “Y/N…~” increasing your speed, you eventually bring your lover to her climax. Savoring the taste of her juices as she quivers under your touch.

★ Now, if you’re a bottom, then this works out swimmingly. Mileena loves turning you into a puddle within her grasp. She’ll cup your face, bringing you into a light kiss.

★ Her hands will trail from your face, to your neck, then to the small of your back. Pulling you closer the warmth of her body, her tongue will slip in, exploring your mouth avidly.

★ “My precious Y/N~” she coos, hiking her lips down your neck as she intertwines her fingers with yours, holding both of your hands and gently laying you down onto the bed.

★ There is nothing that Mileena enjoys more, than making you call out her name. She’ll do it by any means, fingering you, eating you out. Using toys, vibrators, nipple clamps. Whatever it takes.

★ All the hard effort she puts into your orgasm is well worth it, in her eyes. She loves to slowly build up to your climax. Hands trailing all over, unable to neglect an inch of your soft skin.

★ She’ll straddle you, fondling your breasts and pinching your nipples, praising you for being so good for her. Telling you how much she loves your pussy, and how it’s so perfect.

★ “Hmm~ you’re soaked for me, dearest~” “all for me, hmm?” “How sweet~” Whispering sweet nothings as she continues her ministrations on you. “Go on sweet, cum for me~” After bringing you to orgasm, she’s quick to pamper you. Being sure to bring a change of clothes and if you want, she’ll draw you a bath.

★ If you two shower, she’s sure to lather your body, cleaning every inch of you. Making you as pristine as you were before the coital encounter.

★ If you don’t shower, then with her choice of pajamas for you, (she loves dressing you up) she’ll help you into the clothing, softly brushing your hair from your face.

★ And if the sex was really passionate, to the point of exhaustion (thats when you both make each other’s legs shake.) Then she’ll take one for them team, getting up to bring beverages and snacks.

★ Of course, if you’re feeling like your princess should stay put, you gladly get up, bringing back refreshments, and if you’re feeling extra sweet, you’ll go out of your way to make her a strawberry sando.

★ After you two pamper each other, you cuddle in bed. She holds you in her arms, in a comfortable embrace. Stroking your hair while resting her chin on top of your head. Eventually you two fall asleep, savoring the warmth from each other.

#mileena mk1 #I dream about her #I love Mileena #mk1 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat fandom #mk fandom #mortal kombat smut #mileena x reader #mileena mortal kombat #mortal kombat x you #lgbt pride #lgbtq #wlw yearning #i’m just a girl #rainyworx #johnny cage mk1 #johnny cage

[a-blip-of-billdip]

Fic Recs

Howdy again yall, i've been relying on fic rec lists the past few days to find new works ive never read before and i figured why not make one of my own.

KEY

Δ - references fics with bill as a triangle

i - human bill

X - smut or other sexual content

Π - Gore, angst, and/or whump

Ω - underaged dipper and mabel. (12-17yo)

Σ - soulmate au

n - incomplete, hiatus, abandoned

m - complete

A split soul by averagelyliving [i, x, Σ, n] really interesting take on soulmates. Technically, Dipper and mabel are underage but it's only by one year so im not going to count it.

The love Before you by fanfic_is_life [Δ, Σ, Π, i, n, x] Another soulmate fic that has bonus points for magic dipper! Super cute, i love this one a lot and hope it's updated again soon!

Fall From Gravity by the_writer_downstairs [Δ, Π, i, n] One of the best dark dipper fics i've found. Yall know im a sucker for dark dipper.

The forgotten love mushroom and cashews by sugar_pears [i, x, m] on paper, it seems like this should be nothing but porn... but it isnt. It's so good. I love it so much and even though i havent read it in forever i can still remember how i was teetering on the edge of my seat the whole time.

Burn for the Stars to See by witchzakuro [i, Δ, Π, x, n] one of the more intensely nsfw fics i'll be listing. Bonus points for magic dipper and dark dipper.

Some sunny day (full of mania for you) by sweet_nightshade12 [Σ, Δ, Π, i, x, n] one of my absolute top favorites. I love the plot, i love the drama, i love the smut. It makes you feel sick and yet soooo deliciously invested.

Journal 4: weirdmaggedon by karval_fv27 [Σ, i, Π, m] i honestly remember NOTHING about this fic but i wrote the note "masterpiece" in regards to it so clearly i thought it was good at some point or another.

Faking it by tssswit [Σ, Π, Δ, i, m] this is the all time classic. The familiar au. The very fanfic everyone goes to first. I'd be moronic not to list it here.

Xenophilic fish by scutigera [x, i, m] literally just fish porn, and it's soooooooo good. i have had wet dreams because of this fic. No i am NOT ashamed at all.

[posted 2/12/23, 9 bullets in total]

#billdip

[enzofernandezsgf]

Fucking racist moron.... accept your club is just like you.. sinking, paying referees and all that. Your president is the legit fucking reason of your downfall. Yall a bunch of cry babies. Fils de pute , va crever

there has been absolutely zero proof of barcelona paying referees, and even if there was, one club’s bad actions don’t cancel out the other’s. it’s clear to me that you have no knowledge whatsoever about this topic, which is weird considering you have the nerve to come on my page and accuse me of being a racist, simply because i support fc barcelona and i called out real madrid on their past, something which even they don’t deny.

insulting my club is already bad on its own, but calling me a racist is something that i don’t tolerate. these are obviously two topics that you’re not educated on, i urge you to educate yourself on both.

it’s also quite interesting to me how you mention barcelona’s “downfall” when i have never blamed real madrid for that, nor have i blamed anyone else.

me saying that real madrid is a fascist club is not me being a crybaby, i’m simply stating the truth. you can understand this by multiple facts, including real madrid’s stadium name, “santiago bernabeu”, a man who enlisted to fight for franco, spain’s fascist leader.

before you come on someone’s page calling them names, i’d suggest you make sure what you’re talking about.

#anon #fc barcelona #literally what the fuck lmao #anti real madrid

[incarnateirony]

Of course you can have other hobbies, but I think it's very telling that you are all cricket noise about TW the very moment the show is cancelled, which actually proves you have been wrong all along

OH LOOK, I'll answer you. You, nonnie, are the million dollar winner of being THEE MOST EXAMPLE DUMBASS, without actually having to post pages of you whining.

No, your bad faith ignorance won't stop our HBO max exclusive placement. The only thing that could is Amazon bidding in the 5m/ep area. Enjoy rotting on a budget cut CW show for 13 more episodes, the end. Get used to it. Nobody has to spar with your fake noise. Stop playing with your invisible friends, stop trying to fill your social gaps with tumblr anons, and go fucking get a hobby you lifeless weirdo.

I've been NOT POSTING about this shit for MONTHS, stop doing so much cocaine, you're the ones bugging me since January, and since March when I TOLD YOU I HAD TO STOP POSTING FOR NDA REASONS, YOU BUFFOON. Half of fucking Atlanta WB is monitoring my blog for compliance you useless piece of shit. Me or my friends' livelihoods by the literal dozens are not as important as fighting about literally irrelevant garbage made up by morons like you that will be embarrassed soon anyway.

THEE MOST DUMBASS here is such a gold star piece of self absorbed ignorant hallucinating heavy drug dealing reality-distorting short-term-gain-sighted moron example that it gets pinned. Fuck off, you losers, nobody real in this has time for your noise. That's why the CW started tweeting about noise, when I told you to knock off the noise, holy shit. Get a clue. I tweeted the joke for a solid month nonstop before getting bored because you're too dense to even compute how you're being laughed at, jesus christ. If you wanna be embarrassed in retrograde, check the timing and content of my posts through March. There you go. Wow, yeah, don't you look like a hilarious pants shitting fool.

The reality here is the CW (or, specifically, TW, Berlanti Properties Currently Airing On) has been subtweeting yall since MARCH when I told you in MARCH to stop bothering me, and TWO MONTHS LATER, you still HAVEN'T, because you seem to be suffering some psychotic condition that has detached your scope of reality for a digital fakespace, and after TWO MONTHS of me telling you all to fuck off and that you're beneath me, you're going "HAHA!!! SUDDENLY, NOW!!!!" no man. It's just that it isn't worth talking about if you have two braincells to rub together, it has to get cancelled on CW for pickup elsewhere you floating fat turds.

Just because you wanna fight about it doesn't mean it's not real. It just means you're dumb as a brick, and we're done wasting time on ignorant asshats. We got what we wanted. It's over. You lost. Go home. There's nothing for me to fight anymore. You don't keep fighting when you win, that's what pressed asshats like you do trying to squeeze out anything that feels like a win for a breath of a second. My energy is best invested elsewhere.

Nobody cares that a hoard of single digit IQ harpies feels accomplished for a whole few weeks just to look like assclowns again, in this timeless fibonacci toilet bowl of made up horse shit called SPN fandom.

You need to catch a clue at my flatass lack of a need to prove shit to you, and the collective patterns of my blog the last six months and the context and meaning of those, and WHY I literally. do not care. what you believe. It is your own self importance and/or internal issues realizing the truth and wanting to convince yourself otherwise that convinces you anyone that knows HAS to tell you what's going on, or beat it into the dirt for bad faith actors like you when the truth is gonna come around shortly anyway. HBO just isn't announcing most of their orders until the strike has some potential visible ending, but we're fine. Sorry to disappoint you.

You absolute assclowns didn't even notice Max hasn't announced their series yet before you gloated, did you? Their round of that was in February, you scrub, we're next wave, probably post- or late-strike. it's not rocket science you insufferable, lonely, diseased cunts.

Yeah, it SHOULD be telling that I stopped arguing with you knuckleheads, after 6 years of combat. If I was ashamed of anything I'd delete my blog or some shit, rather than sitting here waiting for the boomerang to knock your ass over while rolling dice with gay lizards. Figure it out shithead, your game is over, I'm playing a new one, because I won the last, what's not fucking clicking?

The point was never winning YOU over beyond the public opinion needed at certain business pressure points, and that's 2 years past, you can't stop it. I literally don't need any of you. Those that are interested in me as a person can stay around. It was about winning the show, about winning representation, about platform winning. We won guys. cope. I won, I moved on, why is this so fucking complicated for you to accept? Have you never lost at something before? I'm happy to be your first teaching experience.

[caffeine-clouds]

No it doesn’t feel good, I wanna beat that dumbass lil skrunkly moron who’s too afraid of vulnerability and intimacy and does horrible shit as a result

No like really Sonic? You bitch boy? You not only led him on u bitch ass but you also told him that he’s incapable of love???? Like what the fuck my guy??? Ily but I wanna hit you with a chair rn

Shadow doesn’t deserve any of this fucking bullshit, poor fucking guy. I know that’s an understatement but holy fucking shit - way to break any progress in your relationship, Sonic! You not only broke his heart but fucked him up so much that he forgot you!

Sonic’s 100% gonna distance himself the fuck away from everybody (man was questioning if he deserved to be alone) until Omega and Rouge break down his fucking door and confront the fuck out of him.

Like he already hates himself and regrets being a fucking asshole but holy fuck he is going to utterly despise himself when he finds out that he fucked up Shadow so much he had a dissociation episode and his memory issues sprung up again to the point he literally forgot him.

He knows it’s all his fuckin’ fault, I can smell the distancing or idiotic self sacrificing behavior from a mile away. He’s gonna run away and endanger himself isn’t he? Dumb bitch moron

U also knew that this would put all ur gay ass readers in shambles, Caffeine Lmao

I am grinning like an idiot rn holy shit lmao. The anger at this blue boy for his silly, silly words is - just, ugh - it's glorious

Sonic didn't mean it!!! This blue boy isn't mean!!! He just- hmmm, why did that - of all possible things - tumble out of his mouth in his fear.

Projection, perhaps? Food for thought ;)

Absolutely Shadow did not deserve any of it though. He went through so much shit, all could have been avoided if he'd communicated correctly. If anything, Shadow's memory loss has brought them back to square 1. If Shadow had retained his memories? It'd be fucking square -3

I'm not going to comment on your future predictions because - you know how it be. But I have read them. Keep them in mind, my friend. You'll be finding out if your theories come true next time...

Pffff i mean I am a hopeless gay ass so - I know what yall are thinking XD

Thank you for another ask Crystal!!

#agent blue fic

[whumpshaped]

for the song drabble thing: The Opposite of Icarus by Kyle Stibbs?

-@redwhump

i will literally maim everyone why do yall just have these whumpy ass songs lying around im going feral

I know you don't wanna turn me to your puppet But what if I just always dance around on your string

tw servitude, humiliation, dehumanisation

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"I... know that's not what you had in mind, Master." Craven shifted on his knees. "I know that. I'm sorry. I can't exactly... turn a profit for you like this, can I?"

His owner's eyes flickered with something akin to amusement. "No, you really can't. In fact, I've spent money on the kidnapping and the training both, and now I can't even sell you."

Craven swallowed thickly. "And it's not even like you need another moron running around, serving you. You have plenty of... employees already. I, I do get that."

"You're not very good at selling yourself."

"I'm only asking you also don't sell me, Master. I know you would be good at it."

Their lips twitched into a half-smile. "I would be."

Craven sucked in a sharp breath. He was getting lightheaded. This was the part where he was supposed to bring up the things that did in fact make it tempting to keep him.

"But I wouldn't just be another employee. No employee calls you Master." He dug his nails into his thigh. "I'm- I'm yours, Master. No salary to pay, no annoying contracts, no basic working conditions. You could work me to death, and I wouldn't have any other choice than to oblige. I wouldn't want another choice."

They hummed in... agreement? Maybe just thinking. Craven forced himself to relax his hands, and the pain finally rose in the divots his nails had left.

"There would be no questions about authority. No questions at all. What you say, goes, Master, it has always been like that. Ever since I arrived."

"It has been like that before you knew this place existed."

He flinched. "Yes, Master. I apologise."

"You're surprisingly eager to throw your life away."

"Not much to throw away, Master."

"You realise you're trying to convince me to keep you as a puppet. I have trouble picturing how anyone can stoop so low. Isn't is humiliating? Isn't it absolutely humiliating to know you have to beg for that?"

Craven huffed out a small laugh. Of course it was humiliating. "I'm desperately hoping I don't have to keep embarrassing myself. That you'll take that role from me, Master."

They put down the pen they were fiddling with during the entirety of this meeting, straightening in their chair. "I will. I will take that role from you, and I will run the remainder of your dignity into the ground. The parts you didn't even know existed. But only because you've asked so nicely."

#asks #song drabbles #craven #master #accountability

[lokighost]

big warning; if yall are gonna be like ‘haha you got your reproductive rights away and your government only cares about guns and not dead kids haha that would NEVER happen HERE--’ and etc etc etc i am going to block you SO fast. and i am telling you NOW because i want you to feel bad about it. you’re an absolute fucking moron if you think that this shit isnt going to inspire OTHER governments to do the same exact thing to you. but nah, go on, remind me how i should be scared of where i live and how much better YOUR home-country is or whatever--🙄🙄🙄 🖕 🖕 🖕 💢💢💢

[rakimaiirisa]

Hey friend, just wanted to say you're a great writer with creative ideas and all of us on here are experiencing various stages of learning. I'm tempted often to delete my older work because I've come so far since writing it, but it exists as evidence of how I've grown as a writer over the years. And writing more and more is the only way to get better! That's why it's absolutely moronic for certain people to throw around their caustic brand of "criticism" and act as if they're making some sort of point.

If I hear "show don't tell" from one more person that just read their first ever writing tips article...ugh! A big problem in writing circles is people blindly subscribe to these buzzy prescriptions without ever understanding that they're meant to be suggestions in certain situations, not iron-clad rules. Otherwise everyone's writing would end up sounding the exact same. These general guidelines are meant to serve the writer, not make them a slave to someone else's rulings.

I'm happy those bastards couldn't smother your spark, and I'd really enjoy reading your fic if you put it back up. And/or the revised version! <3

Hugs❤ Thank you @expended-sleeper 😊❤ I think I will repost my fic. When I do I'll post it here so yall can follow the link. Thank you so much for your support ❤❤❤❤

#asks

[whitetrashjj]

that jiara pic is 112% fake u stupid ass grown ass mf ao3 tabs tumblr owner fuckin virgin brah i know exactly where yall tried to photoshop that from u should’ve done better research fuckin aussie loser just suddenly has jiara leaks?😭 ur a fuckin moron brah absolute fatherless behavior

You tried. You did. But the insult was just missing something… I don’t know. Didn’t quite hit.

#where am I getting these exclusive Rudy and Maddie photos to edit lmao #lara answers #jiara #obx

[hermitdrabbles56]

Yall imagine a LOZ game where it's like Merlin.

Link is just this long suffering idiot dealing with a princess who has absolutely no fucking self preservation skills

Bonus points of Ganon is in the Morgana spot so half the time Link is herding not one moron but TWO

#loz #bbc merlin

[thatfuckincat]

I posted 5,300 times in 2022

That's 1,181 more posts than 2021!

99 posts created (2%)

5,201 posts reblogged (98%)

>perfectly balanced

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@turtle-ly

@yearning-and-arson

@even-if-in-another-time

@crippledinafunway

@buggachat

>Makes Sense. Most from buggachat are from when i rb'd the entire beau comic

I tagged 4,195 of my posts in 2022

Only 21% of my posts had no tags

#miraculous - 665 posts

#she ra - 545 posts

#toh - 470 posts

#dc - 456 posts

#unrelated - 348 posts

#amphibia - 272 posts

#video - 151 posts

#me - 134 posts

#steven universe - 120 posts

#fav - 108 posts

>I have gone on several reblog sprees for miraculous stuff, no wonder

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but im specifically imagining some old guy poking his head out of his window to yell at some troublesome kids who are also the protagonists

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

words cannot fucking describe my confusion WORMS????

6 notes - Posted August 10, 2022

>worms

#4

Fintan is a really long pole cat like 5 feet long he has no hips and his back legs just float behind him he also only dresses in a pink leotard when he’s tryna seduce a king into releasing a plague

when hes tryna WHAT

.. heres the real question, does he look good in the leotard?

7 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

>Oh ya, the time when i got a taste of the kotlc fandom

#3

sometimes i underestimate tumblr's capacity to simp over the most pathetic men possible.

Wheatley??? the moron that succeeded at one (1) thing ever??? THAT Wheatley????

every single decision that metal sphere has ever made resulted in unintentional destruction. He was in control of aperature for less than a day and nearly destroyed the entire facility.

Wheatley would sell you to satan for a corn chip, and then through a convoluted series of failiures end up getting sold in your place.

13 notes - Posted March 22, 2022

>still right about this

#2

i've been tasked w/ describing the one and only fintan pyren to you so here we go. dude's an elf that's definitely over 1k years old, probably 4k+. you can tell bc his comically pointy ears. former leader of a bad rebel organization. got his mind and sanity broken by telepaths once but he's fine now because he played one of the telepaths that broke his mind and sanity with his Excellent Planning Skills. powerful pyrokinetic that's also a pyromaniac. isolated in an ice prison bubble for his crimes. bitchy blond (hair length: hella long, flat as his paper thin ass that he insists is 'absolute cake'). dramatic as fuck. also gay as fuck - has definitely dated shakespeare, a current elvin gov leader, and the current ogre king. thinks 80's fashion is trendy, hence neon stripper outfits beneath his former evil organization's uniforms. (minors wear rainbow tutus over their pink leotards, though, because fetishization of minors = bad.) also he's got blue eyes and he's slender and blah blah blah but most importantly: short king who hasn't come to terms with being short. oh yeah he's also mentoring a baby gay smol pyrokinetic who comes to lessons with her hydrokinetic gf. yeah i think that's all the basics you need to know

Ah i see, so all ive said before, but with ears stretched out in photoshop. and fire powers? hot. i see why they didnt put HIM in the center of the earth now. wait did you say shakespear. ogre king? i wanna hear more about sharkgirl and lavagirl too! baby gays are my favorite!

13 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

damn i was gonna make a post about how yall are treating lila too harshly but like. she's not even that bad. Shes a canonically great liar, loves attention, and is 14~. of course she does all that shit.

yall are exhausting.

14 notes - Posted June 15, 2022

>fight me mlb fandom

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #no suprises here tbh

[eddiethehead-uwu]

Ayo can you spam this person's messages with cursed images? In my country you need to follow each other in order to send messages but just so you know, this moron is a transphobe who believes everyone's brainwashed and I want to fuck around with them a bit lol

Proof:

Idk there are TONS of people like these, Im just particularly interested in this moron's lack of intelligence

Also to clear some confusion: he commented on a video of a 60yo woman who has started transitioning recently. My dude if you're so pressed about her living her life then get out, it's not like she's gonna stop transitioning because the Great Menrrnrn has commented on her video (goodness gracious, what an honor to be insulted by an absolute idiotic creature like them!)

Also I think they deleted one of their comments, so I'm posting all the comments of the thread just for yall to see. Link to the video so you can also spam them in the comments and boost the lady's original video 💅

#Tiktok #We doing a little trolling tonight boys #Transphobes #Idiot alert! 😱😱😱😱 #Nah bro I'm genuinely so interested in them responding to my question #I want to know why I am brainwashed so badly #Ivwas literally TAUGHT BY EVERYONE to respect others #Anyways #Hope I won't get cancelled for sending people on this person's way #Lgbt #Doing a little trolling

[stomp-that-ho-regard]

(same anon) ur totally right abt those two I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand either of them (and their entire posse of FOLLOWERS who. truly followed them w cult-like vigor) bc of the power they wielded by touting themselves as 'true rational' when anybody who dare said "hey c/r ain't all that and what they're doing... this ain't right" would get thrown under the bus as they'd make 'rational' posts abt how these ppl who questioned c/r were clearly of inferior intellect and didn't Get the Superior Intellect of C/R.

another one of them is c/ranesbyibycus and these three had a fuckall trinity of touting themselves as "ships everything and ships nothing! so we have true neutrality as a council™ to have rational CR opinions!"

like... yall think this most mediocre (calling him mediocre feels generous) white man who constantly puts whitewashed art on the reel, says racist and orientalist bullshit repeatedly and makes non-apologies when held accountable; makes lesbophobic comments ON AIR in the show and gets away with it— you put this absolutely detestable fucker on a pedestal and tut yourselves the self-proclaimed Leaders™ of this "thirst cult" dedicated to him.

You're some kind of hypocrite to think you're very "Logical" and "Take No Sides" when you talk down to the people (especially marginalized communities and fans of colour) who react emotionally and point out C/R's slew of fuckups... if THIS dude is the hill you're ready to die on lmao.

Not sure "rational" is a word I'd use for any of you clowns.

They’re always condescending to critics and treat them like morons. If it’s about the company, “they don’t understand business.” If it’s about the narrative, “they don’t understand storytelling.” If it’s about the characters, “they don’t understand nuance.” (Nuance was and still is their favorite word.) It’s self-aggrandizement.

And the LTC thing. The exaltation was always SO off-putting, and the farthest from normal or rational you could get. Then you add in all the problematic things about him that they would so quickly explain away or downplay, and vehemently say his critics were ‘reaching’. Also, if you noticed, none of these people EVER defended anyone else in the cast with even close to the same amount of vigor.

But, they have no biases, right? 

c/ranesofibycus! That’s the one. Every time I’ve tried to remember her URL, I kept calling it cranes of hibiscus lol

Anyway, yes, her too. She was the person I referenced in one of my old posts. After Matt reprimanded people on twitter over the ‘Jester ageing up’ drama, she posted this...

That was the first post that made me wary.

But, I was actually okay with her for a while. Because even after everyone else started turning shitty, she wasn’t calling people crazy or delusional, or making passive aggressive posts in the discourse tag or in OUR tag, like some assholes loved to do. She actually did keep a cool head even through all the chaos. One example, after the backlash that Liam got over his playlist pick, “She” by Dodie. She didn’t like that some people were sending nasty things to him, but she understood why it was upsetting to some people, and even admitted that she was confused when she saw the song on there. And that IS a completely rational reaction. 

That was the difference. I never felt any underlying nastiness coming from her posts, unlike the other two. b/eetlemancy became openly nasty to everybody, and l/uck had the passive aggressive vagueposting (but not so vague) down pat.

The post that finally soured me on c/ranes, was this one...

And it was in the Beaujester tag! When I first caught it while scrolling, I thought for sure it had to have come from either b/eetlemancy or t/hebeaubar, or r/edjennies, or any of those extra shady, holier-than-thou (mainly BY) blogs. But when I scrolled up and saw her URL, I was shocked.

And look who was in the notes...

#op #ask

[incarnateirony]

Do you know that Vinnie said she sometimes deliberately switched her VPN to Atlanta just to mess with you?

https://twitter.com/nottheribbons/status/1669436939978588160?s=46&t=eTIYBJflezjsZxlN-TlYeQ

Neat. The incompetent douche is looking at the wrong address, but you are very cute.

Moron mcgee doesn't realize the fake atlanta VPN shows up as a relay versus the authentic address which doesn't register as Atlanta, but a local subdivision starting with an R. But it would take understanding how metro areas work to try that stunt. Sorry sweets. her shit VPN you can actually pull public access records on also has locations like Chicago, Mobile, and New York. I'm aware.

Good game. Why do you retards always congratulate yourself on your failures? Honestly people usually need to visit an institution to run into people as handicapped and self absorbed as yall, you truly just think you're winning all the time when you're the shit already flagged in the garbage bin. Like "HAHHA LOOK AT US PROVING HOW OBSESSED WE ARE WITH YOU IT WORKED IT WORKED IT--" bruh you're registering as the wrong city, dumbfuck.

Also her ios is garbage. Sorry for the system slowdown lately sweetheart, usually it doesn't effect but I think you're about to hit that ios shelf life thing.

Edit: Actually correction for technical clarity, the other access actually appears as a place about an hour out from Atlanta on first ping, in another Georgia city with an R, but ultimately if you're not an incompetent chud like Vinnie, it's real easy to find the origin zip code behind that. Sometimes it pings instead to a more local subdivision/metro area town with a D, but still not listed Atlanta, because lmaoo you idiooooooooots

Miss me, sucker. Please stop being so proud of your extreme retardation and blatant obsessed psychosis, yall.

Edit: Vinnie, you absolute retard, stop trying.

You mean to tell me this bitch has wasted upwards of 2 years of her life obsessed with convincing herself she tricked me with this because she didn't realize I was addressing a different IP?

Like sure like. a year ago i wondered who tf the relays crawling my blogs were but bruh, we're talking about static IPs in cities you don't even grok as relevant, dipshit.

Nobody is better at dunking yall than yourselves. I truly thought morons just thought they could hide, but no, these absolute fuckin slackjaws spent all that time thinking they were Really Doing Something.