#yossarianirl

[highdio]

hey i have a question. do you kmow what’s up with the ichiban kuji jojo’s assemble (2021) josuke figure? the one from this:

it looks really nice in the promo pictures, but the one i own, and every single one ive seen anyone else own, looks absolutely terrible. the face is sculpted completely differently to the promo pics and looks super ugly. i don’t think it could be a bootleg because i’ve literally never seen someone own one that looks like the promo photos. do u know what happened with this thing? it’s super disappointing since theyre on the pricier side but the worst quality of any jojo fig, and i don’t want to buy anything else from this collection if if could turn out the same

The quality issue's probably because it's a kuji figure. They tend to be made with simpler molds and lower quality control since they're meant to be sold as lottery prizes and crane machine items. The upside of this is it keeps the prices down vs. the retail prices on scale figures, but stuff can go awry with some releases looking terrible.

I adore this guy's site for comprehensive video reviews of Jojo figures where you can see how they actually look out of the box:

Here's his review of (most of) the Jojo's Assemble line:

(His Josuke's face looks like it's painted well but I can see how the sculpt could make it really weird since the nose is just oddly shaped).

I guess the best way to be safe is to wait until the kuji figure's been released and then look up a bunch of photos before you buy it, although sometimes that's less of an option with pre-orders. Sorry about your Josuke :(

#yossarianirl #replies tag #figure talk #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #figures #bandai spirits #banpresto #ichiban kuji #fwiw this guy's videos have helped me decide purchases a bunch of times

[gncgang]

for the ask meme- maybe its too major of a character but josuke <3 also for the notps section can u pls not mention the rly gross ships w him? theyre kind of a given for that section since why would anyone like them, and i dont like being reminded of them 😔

U got it! I don't think anyone needs to be reminded how I feel about Those ones anyways, haha :)

Sexuality HC: gayboy!!! though i don't think he realizes it for a while. He exists in that space where he thinks gay people r So Cool (i mean, just look at Prince) but always believes that he'll eventually meet The Right Girl and fall in love and get married. He never considers that he could be gay..... Until certain boys events :)

Gender HC: schrodingers gender. he's all he's neither he's a boy who's a girl who dresses like a boy but in a fruity way. also he's transmasc

Ship: i mean. it's always josuyasu. these boys have so many problems but day by day they are helping each other through the worst of it. bro they are teens... bro....

BROTP: ohhh hmm, i'd say him and yukako because i'm definitely in the josuke&yukako twins camp, they definitely don't always get along but when ur siblings u don't really have a choice, that is ur best friend and also the person u shove ur chores onto

NOTP: i guess maybe josuke/koichi? i've got absolutely nothing against it, i just don't ship it myself. in my mind koichi is josuke's bf (bestfriend) while okuyasu is josuke's bf (boyfriend)

Random HC: after kira he starts quietly healing his friends all the time even if they're barely injured at all. yukako stubbed her toe? he heals it. koichi skinned his knee? he heals it. okuyasu walked into the corner of a desk? he's healed it before a bruise could even form. he never tells them, either—he just does it constantly because if he can keep his friends from feeling even the tiniest amount of pain, he will.

ALSO a lighter hc, he's got a BIG sweet tooth so he tends to get cavities a lot <3

General Opinion: LOVE HIM,,, he loves his town and his family and his friends SO SO MUCH and even though he's a lil sneaky a lil mean sometimes he truly wants everyone to be okay. i could talk about him for hours, he's absolutely one of my favorite jojos, he deserves THE WORLD AND I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM

#asks #yossarianirl #my posts #ask meme #thanks for letting my gush about my boy #<3

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WAUHGGHUHU I COMMISSIONED @yossarianirl TO DRAW MY GAYASS GIRLS FROM MY FANTASY STORY AND BOY DID THEY FUCKING DELIVER I WANT TO PRINT AND FRAME THIDSHSS IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS

AI AND ARHA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!! GAYASSES

I JUST REALLY WANTED TO SHARE...GOD THEYRE REAL. IM EXPLODING.

#I NEED TO POST THEIR REFS I FORGOT I CAN POST THOSE #ARGH #cass cries #ocs #thank you so much apollo im fucking indebted to you this is GORGEOUSSSSSS

[aceenxl]

Finally got this request done, I appolgize if it looks rushed :(

Had to cut out some bits so I wouldn't take so long 😭

I loved the prompt tho!!!!

For @yossarianirl !!

#jjba part 4 #jjba #diamond is unbreakable #jjba art #art requests #josuke higashitaka #okuyasu nijimura #yukako yamagishi #koichi hirose

[scrapperjoe]

Josuke post grad

I was inspired by @/yossarianirl (not fully tagging for the sake of notifications) posting their josuke head canons i feel like posting about my ideas especially for the nijimura au.

First off, homie definitely has adhd. School was rough for him especially with constant stand drama and trips to the hospital. A lot of people, myself included, always like to imagine josuke in the medical field, but don't really realize the grades you have to have to get into med school are lowkey insane. You gotta be at the top of your class; advanced placement classes no less. Josuke would no doubt really struggle getting those grades. Especially given the Japanese education system being notoriously cut throat.

But josuke feels like its his duty to help people and goes to med school regardless through the speedwagon foundation. They do offer him a lot of accomodations and even hook him up with tutoring and extended time to turn in work. (The spwf is disability friendly because i say so.) And after ungodly hours spent studying all those silly medical terms and such, hes able to pass and INSTANTLY goes into being a paramedic. One of the worst mistakes of his life.

My heart goes out to anyone in this position because of what you have to deal with. Josuke had thought "i can just save them with crazy diamond!" And learned his lesson way too fast. Sometimes the paramedics arrive too late, and crazy diamond can't help with strokes, heart attacks or overdoses. Theres some emergencies... You just cant help with. Mortality is an unfortunate part of being a living being. And life is incredibly fragile. The position lasts at best 1 year before josuke has an incredibly horrible week full of death. The mental toll and survivors guilt is far too much. Even with counselling hes met his limit. The dreams and nightmares are too much to bare so he has to quit. Since he didnt want his suffering through med school to go to waste he decides to become a physical therapist.

With all this said, it's no mystery that josukes a mess of an adult. Tomoko cooked almost all his meals and he has little to no adult skills other than laundry. After moving out post grad he lived off instant meals having no idea how to cook. He completely lost his appetite because of soggy freezer meals and fake food. Doubled with amounting credit card debt from retail therapy and shopping to relieve stress, to the point when hyakuko meets her fkmt fixation keicho cant help but feel kaiji seems all too familiar, he was not in good shape.

After moving in with the nijimuras however after okuyasus ex wife walked out, things got better. Living alone was not for Josuke, and with the added family members, some things get a lot easier to manage from meals, to laundry, and so on. Yeah, a 6 person family (7 including josuke) is a lot. But... Okuyasus cooking and keicho doing a fair share of the cleaning took a huge burden off him. Josuke being able to help with the kids was a HUGE help amidst okuyasu recovering from insomnia and the plethora of issues keicho lives with. Keicho helps him with paying off credit card debt and honestly, josuke wouldnt have it any other way than to be with that family.

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part 4 #nijimurarecovery! #josuke higashikata

[helenana666]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity <3

Hi anon😊 thanks for your request, I'm not used to, lol.

I'm a simple person about things that makes me happy so here we go:

1 Rainy days, I love rain so much even when everything is gray and there's mud and puddles.

2 places with lots of green nature and extra points if there's only me and maybe some birds and dogs or cats. It's so relaxing.

3 Desserts. I can't help it 😭 I love sweet stuff, I might die diabetic.

4 Fashion and jewelry, lol.

5 Learn and improve new stuff, I love it. I love knowledge.

Tags according to your request:

@llilli64

@eskaperth

@jojofancz

@cherryfloweyhouse

@white-nolse

@yossarianirl

@saintsugoi

#anon ask #helenatalks

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@yossarianirl

idk why i instantly thought about reimi!! and i was too lazy to finish the rendering so pls take this messy sketch

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shout-out to my biggest fan @yossarianirl <3

#you a real one frfr #ily

[the-nettle-knight]

@yossarianirl This is my two most recent pages of my blocklist, almost all are either terfs or support hp and I just don't wanna see their content (might be a couple of reader insert fic writers in there too)

#they speak

[fractaldunes]

Is yossarianirl talking shit abt me lol i wanna know

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ohh i got tagged by @bayfuzzball7050 <3 always enjoy doing these little things hehe

last song: mt washington by the local natives!

favorite color: i luv luv light warm colors especially light orange, pink, and brown

sweet/savory/spicy: i like savory things the best of these three <3

currently watching: dungeon meshi! i need to catch up im a few eps behind 😭

relationship status: im aromantic man (so single)

current obsession: take a guess (jjba particularly part 3 particularly noritaro sorry sorry sorry)

umm it's not pressure to do it if u dont want but i tag @fecto @xmaniacpigx @yossarianirl @jadespadegames @quailico and anyone else who'd like to do this <3

#cass cries #tag

[helenana666]

Tagged by @llilli64 . Muchas gracias x considerarme 👉👈🥺 y disculpa la tardanza.

1. Are you named after anyone? Yeah, my great grandmother's name was Helena, wich is curious bc my grandma hated her, lol.

2. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday because I had a terrible headache :s

3. Do you have kids? No. And I don't think I could have even if I get more mature and with a stable economy. Lol.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Only with ppl that can understand it.

5. What's the first thing you notice about people? How they talk, there's something in people's voices and the way they talk that I can tell if Interested in being their friends or not.

6. What's your eye color? Dark brown, like very dark.

7. Scary movie or happy endings? Uh, I guess scary movies can have happy endings so... both? 😗 But I really don't care if endings are happy or not, I think it likes me more when I'm obsessed with them for weeks and thinking about them. Oh and scary movies are not my favourite type, at least not if there's only jumpscares and zero plot.

8. Any special talents? Sleep a lot and somehow awake at the barely move or whisper.

9. Where were you born? 🇲🇽 Meeeexicoooo Meeeexicoooo te llevo en el corazoooooon.

10. What are your hobbies? Draw, painting, read, listen to music, watch movies also write to practice my handwriting because I'm terrible.

11. Do you have any pets? No 😔 there was this orange cat that I used to call "mePerdonas?" (Image/meme reference👇) it came to my yard sometimes and I used to play with it, but lately they hasn't come :( it's been 2 months, I hope they're okay.

12. What sports do you play/have you played? I used to practice ballet, otherwise I fucking suck at sports.

13. How tall are you? 159 cm 💀

14. Favorite subject in school? Physics, Chemistry, History, Literature and English.

15. Dream job? Honestly at this point of my life any job is already annoying to me, so whatever I just don't want a job where I had to talk a lot and requieres Social abilities. T. T

Tagging: (Hope nobody I tag has done it yet 😭👍) @mapesandoval @mrsgiovanna @verakujo @momokujo @yossarianirl

Of course no pressure :) love u all💕

#tag game

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i got tagged by roscoe my friend roscoe so now i do a little funny tag game

last song i listened to: frozen pines by lord huron! thank u again music anon

currently watching: uhh nothing actively...i wanna try picking up sailor moon again tho

currently reading: the short stories that make up the cthulhu mythos!

current obsession: take a guess

tagging: i tag ummmmm @yossarianirl @jadespadegames @rev3rb umm and anyone else who may want to do it. also the ppl i tagged by name if u dont wanna do it no worries <3

#cass cries

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my dear friend and mutual alex divorcedcaejose tagged me in this thing so lets go. ten favs from ten media yaaay. in no particular order:

1. jotaro kujo (jjba) (sorry)

2. tony stark (marvel)

3. kel (omori)

4. kiryu (yakuza series)

5. miles edgeworth (ace attorney)

6. im really struggling here cause i dont think about anything other than jojo these days but um. hollyleaf (warrior cats)

7. columbo (columbo)

8. pierre (natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812)

9. sydney carton (tale of two cities)(yes im serious)

10. ummmmm. kaito momota (danganronpa)(ugh)

ummmm i tag @fecto @jadespadegames @totings @yossarianirl @starplatinumgold @ironmanstan and uh yeah also if u see this andwanna do it consider yourself tagged. yes no im serious. @ me and let me see ur list. xo

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