#you cant pay me to watch these

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Girl help, I read what info we got so far on the horror takes on Bambi and Peter Pan and I'm dying laughing.

#well me and my dad both are actually #i was reading them to him or telling him and he made some jokes that made us laugh #like at peter pan horror he went 'what is he gonna kill captain hook?'-'the tables have turned' lol #and he mixed snow and sleeping beauty up when i said horror sleeping beauty as yes thats among the line up in poohiverse #as he said 'is she gonna kill the huntsman' and when i corrected him he said 'oh is she gonna torture the witch' #and with bambi said is he gonna eat the wolf and went yeah right when i said no hes hunting humans #and with the director wanting to teletubbies he went 'eh oh!' #and with pinnocho it was just 'is he gonna get free of the strings and start kiling everyone' and jsut #yeah thats the plot of these films #insert childhood character is killing people #i might post the bit of peter pan horror later that made laugh because i think it needs to be seen to be believed #also he thinks i watch these correction i watch the kill counts lol #you cant pay me to watch these #tho pooh saying 'oh bother' in bah2 apparently..we got it i guess #we got the line

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

hell. hell. hell.

#life #about me #auspol #every time i watch a dave ramsey show thing where theyre like 'pay off your house in 5 years..... #....with our financial peace university and our baby steps outta debt program!!! #im always like 'LMAO your houses rn arent exactly an average price of like $765 #*$765;000 to $1.4million are they???? #like even in regional areas (like where i am 2 hours out of sydney) the prices are like $740 #740k to a million for an avg house ! #*and like 640k for a fuckin unit thats falling apart right whej you buy it #like dave and team how the fuck am i meant to pay of a house in 5 years when theyre over a million or close to a mill lmao #i hate it hete #and also where are these elusive 300k jobs #or even 150k p/y jobs whem i cant even get people to hire me for fucking 50k or $30 an hout

[ganondoodle]

(been rewatching some of those totk critique vids i liked in the past and now seeing the cutscenes again, espeically when compared to botws, ......... the way the characters move and everything is so stiff?? like i didnt rly notice it when i played the game bc i watched each scene once and never looked back bc i was so bored but now i see just ... like sometimes it feels like all thats missing is the mouse someones using to slightly move the model on its rig in real time- or the way the characters talk feeling alot more like the classical mouth open mouth closed bwabwabwa- especially on rauru and mineru

i dont wanna sound like im literally trying to find something wrong with everything of that game but ... it looks so static- like the way the champions in botw moved while talking already gave you a bit of extra character but in totk they all just kinda .. do the basic movement and move their jaw enough to imply talking?? am i crazy?? like its not that extreme in every single moment but for most of them ... right?)

-not really the point in itself but also bc i just saw the first cutscene you get after zelda gets to da paaaast again ... how the hell do sonia and rauru even find zelda.. like, its possible she was lying on the ground for a while but even then, hyrule is so BIG what are the chances that the king and queen just where there exactly, its not like she was carried by a giant bird and dropped into a tree (ww), she just kind materializes and gently plops into long grass. like its not even a cosntruct that finds her, or some hylian, no its them specifically (couldnt you have used the lil heehoo look how rich in personality da king is actually bc he sneaks out to hunt sometime info for that? .. he was out on a hunt and found her or sth? no? another case of plot shortcuts or whatever you want to call it?)-

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #sorta #not really i guess but i just watched it closely #i think golvio talked about it before too but i never really bothered to watch them while paying attention i think #it suddendly got really obvious to me now #like the sonaus face structure and everything is a bit more complicated i guess but they also managed revali just fine and daruk too #when you look at them talk i cant help but imagine the like photoshop transform tool pulling the picture to imply movement fhjdfkk

[ibeewashere]

Brennan Lee Mulligan.

#that’s it #that’s the post #this kinda sounds like a threat #I dunno it could be #shrug #he’s just silly #just a silly little guy #also yes I have recently become interested in dimension20 #why do you ask #also I’ve been watching game changer clips #god why do I have to subscribe to dropout to watch all this shit #I CANT SUBSCRIBE IM FUCKING POOR #WHY MUST THEY FORCE ME TO PAY FOR THESE SILLY LITTLE SHOW #I am watching fantasy high though #gorgug thistlespring #my beloved #my beloved little guy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #dimension twenty #brennan lee mulligan #game changer

[s0fter-sin]

wow so watcher just singlehandedly killed their channel

#i get wanting to ensure your company is profitable but moving everything onto a streaming service aint it chief #we are in a cost of living crisis and you want people to pay for another service? #when most are cancelling the ones they already have? #what are they thinking #‘we wanted to keep the price low enough to make it affordable for everyone’ whos everyone? i cant afford 60-72 dollars a year #and thats in usd #for me thats 93-112 bucks a year and thats not happening #how they didnt just start with a channel membership is beyond me #this was such a short sighted and out of touch idea #and theyve already started archiving their videos which makes the whole thing feel so disingenuous #and moving everything off youtube will mean theyll have no subscriber growth bc how are people supposed to discover them? #the comments on the video are so cordial everyone is saying this stuff by the hundreds #so heres hoping they roll it back #even their reasons for it being they cant do bigger production shows bc of their budget #people dont watch you for the production #i for one was a little put out when they started overproducing their shows it felt like they were trying to hard #its always been about their personalities #i just cant believe they didnt think this through #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #hey there demons it’s me ya boy #watcher #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #ghoul boys #ghost files

[prazardous]

growing up means watching everyone around you get into d&d and knowing its only a matter of time

#prazardous #d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ive been watching people on youtube play hours of d&d #its good background study noise #still dont know what the fuck is going on even when i pay attention tho #shoutout to #no rolls barred #nrb #chaotic neutral #love you guys thanks for letting me enjoy d&d even if i cant play it

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

"Oh, that's right. Dorothy, I swear, you snore worse than a sailor passed out at an adult motel after a night of unbridled passion while I had to call a cab to take me ho..."

"..."

"Never mind, the point is: you snore."

#girl i LOVE you ;-; this one always has me in stitches #she just goes off on her tangent so easily it's the funniest thing #and the face when she realizes ;-; blanche the woman that you are. i cant cope #also LOVE that they know so much about how they all sleep. the fact that they sleep together regularly makes my heart happy #and i would pay good money to find out what rose talks about in her sleep lmao #i did promise id be back on my bullshit at lunch. didnt i? and here i am! #this is s2e17: bedtime story #the golden girls #miami watch thread

[simcardiac-arrested]

ok to be fair this is less of a pipe bomb and more of me drawing him with a peace sign for the second time in a row. needed to get him out of my head.

BACK OFF WITCH ! HUZZAH ! HALT !!

#WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM IN THE MIB TSHIRT #WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMÉ #oh my goddddd #i cant WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM IN THE MIB TSHIRT. ANSWER ME #THROWING YOU IN A WASHING MACHINE #i’ll start biting people #fencing emoji #leave me alone i need to go to class. uehhgh #you’ll pay for all this shit someday just watch out #watch out #cramswering #is for me tag #oc: no way back #it’s ok he’s supposed to have a peace sign in every drawing ever it’s integral to him #he’s bisexual #FFFUUUCK I JUST DONT KNOW WHY YOU’D GIVE HIM THE MIB DRIP OUTFIT #LEAVE ME ALONE #THEY SHOULDNT MAKE MOVIES EVER

[thirstyvampyr]

oh we broke up again

#*jerk off hand gesture* #i told him ''we're not even friends'' #we dont even hang out or do shit together #sometimes i go weeks without saying more than a few words out loud i just listen to him complain all day #i just cook and clean #do his paperwork #he pays the bills #im a fucking bang maid #watching a loving relationship on my screen is making me wish i had someone i could laugh with #i havent been kissed in years because he doesnt know how to and it's awkward as hell everytime i try to teach him #i should just kms i cant live like this any more #cant have her enjoy one thing once in a while you know gotta ruin it every which way

[taylorshope]

I'm looking through game list videos and I saw LH on a video of the "dumbest" endings in video games and instead of watching it and getting upset I just took a deep breath and kept scrolling I feel so mature

#little hope hate just like sets me off i cant handle it #it just means so much to me i cant stand people saying it's dumb #little hope haters are so dumb though #like tell me you didn't pay attention to the game without telling me you didn't pay attention to the game #anyways is this a vent idk #why am i still kinda upset even though I didn't watch it 💀

[selenealwayscries]

lifesteal fans rejoice! he's now a marketable plushie!

I made him as a base so you can make you own skin with him lol . both steve and alex versions under the cut

steve (4 pixel arms) on the left and alex (3 pixel arms) on the right

go nuts o7

#mcyt #lifesteal smp #lifestealblr #thats an actual tag?? ok #branzy #branzycraft #i cant think of any canon tags left so rant time hehe #im still waiting for a convincing enough excuse for me to actually watch lifesteal #so far the evil clown stuff is pretty good but just a little bit not enough #idk what would convince me either . idk what my tastes are and its as much of a problem to me as it is to everyone who wants me to watch it #iight make a matching clownpierce one . who knows #depending on my mood maybe hehe #why do i keep saying hehe . stop that #its like 12am rn can you tell #anyways i keep wanting to make skin for the past 15 hours i need to STOP #someone pay me so i can have an excuse to do that /j /j /j #anyways brain no function bye #moondrop.exe

[orcelito]

Thinking about using the journal I got for writing my dad's eulogy for trying to process my grief with it. The letter from me I found in his lockbox is still in that front sleeve, along with one of the memorial folders they had at the funeral.

I think I don't want to write it all on here. I think I've talked about my emotions too much as of late.

#speculation nation #negative/ #kind of. i guess. #the thing about grief is that it really just never ends. #so im done with the funeral. the time is over. here i am. hes dead. im alive. time to move on. #but it's not that simple. of course it's not. #but would my followers who followed me just for my writing even Care? #honestly surprised i havent lost more followers. or any? idk i havent been paying much attention to numbers #but i know it hasnt really gone down much if at all #i just feel. like im not the person that people initially followed. #and i dont know when im going to be that person again. #there's no enthusing here. anytime im making text posts it's about The Situation. #i wonder how evident my grief is to you all. i feel it in my every breath. #i havent been working yet i feel weak. it's hard to feel much at all. #either im existing and im helping with packing or im crying again bc i remembered my dad cant help me pick out a car now #(in the Vaguely In The Future me buying a used car idea. for after i get my license. whenever that is.) #or im crying bc of jackets or colognes or a letter in a lockbox or a stupid minions hat picture in a too-big frame #or laughing bc Dad In A Bag (his ashes are downstairs. im far too unbothered by their presence) #ive been having an... okay time. we watched Dune today and i started building a lego set. it was nice. #but im only ever Okay. emotions hard to access. interests certainly not accessible. #making it hard to be creative at all. im literally only going through the motions here. #theres no heart. i left it behind when i got that 2 am call and had to rush to the hospital to watch my dad die. #i left it behind when i touched his cold arm for the last time. when i walked out of that room & knew id never see him again. #i know a week is still far too soon to be over it. but im sick of feeling this way. #it still doesnt feel real. feels like im following the bad end route just to see. i should still be able to reload my past save. #but this is my life now. forever until the end. out of nowhere hes dead and hes never coming back #and it's just really fucking hard to care about just about Anything else right now. #i prommy im gonna use the journal next time i get the urge to vent about this. im sick of this crap too.

[tinakibed]

sapnap's story about moving in with dream

#ok posting this for the people who cant afford it please dont get mad at me 🙏 #ill just post this and thats all ok ok #but if you can，pay for the ep and watch it on their site! #sapnap #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #dreamnap #my clips

[cyancherub]

the more my relatives nag me to finish college the less i want to finish college

#STOP RUSHING ME im working full time #DAMN U!!!! #the spirit of defiance in me is like. all of u will watch me Make It without a degree. just a big fuck you #my work just offered to pay for me to finish the last couple semesters of my degree tho so that is a good incentive. i shall go back #talky cherub #it has been a wild ride....this college thing... got a full ride lost a full ride (mental health) .. got it back but then used up my four #years bc i kept switching my major OOPS. got another full tuition scholarship and then covid hit and i was like #i cant TAKE ITkjsfdlksl #SORRY i am back to oversharing

[vonlipvig]

how have so few of you watched that i can't decide yaoi animation during your young unrestricted internet access years. we are not the same, it seems.

#I CANT DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE!! #seeing other animstics have MORE millions of views than that one is so wild IT'S THE I CANT DECIDE YAOI ANIMATION CMON #jewel from my childhood. you could not pay me yo watch it now IT HAS HETALIA ON THE THUMBNAIL. #according to jules

[dromaeo-sauridae]

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#i think once i get my bank account in my name i will do commissions. maybe just a few #idk when that will be. its a source of active contention rn #and im definitely not in a spot to push it #this is so frustrating #idk if its divine karma or what #but nothing is going my way #ugh. ily guys but please dont ask to send money to me— im scared that itll get noticed if i accept #i try to use cash for everything to stay off redacted’s radar #so…… yanno #idk when i’ll be able to have everything in my name #im beginning to think theyre going to keep this stuff from me til i can move out #but nobody will hire me #i cant count how many job applications ive sent #they keep dangling the string above me saying come in for another app do you want a second interview we’ll be in touch #then they ghost me or say nvm #atleast i can watch people’s fucking dogs. every few months #ig im not completely hopeless #but my food and gas wont pay for its fucking self #im hungry man #at least my aunt orders pizza for us