"you were going through a dark time but the ghosts are gone now, you're clearly struggling, i'm here now" (phillip)
"are you okay? you talk to yourself when you're alone, i just figured that's how you work things out for yourself" (edward)
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youtube should not be giving me christian dating app ads. an hour ago i was having fantasies about a filthy unhygienic live-in gamer gf. i am not the target audience for this
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Which Bugsnax is the bane of your existence?
This thing.
I spend 15 on a quest, I give it to Floofty for the first, they didn't want it.
I spend another 15, give it to Triffany, she didn't want it,
and then another 15, its Cromdo, I screamed and ripped out everything he was in and gave me.
And before you say: "It said Opportunity! of-course it would be Cromdo!!" CLEARLY I DIDN"T KNOW THAT.
ALSO FLAMIN' CHEETOS ARE DOG SHIT, THEY TASTE AWFUL AND AREN'T SPICY, PUT HOT SAUCE ON IT COWARD.
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I'm not mad. I've never been fucking mad about a vending machine only taking a dollar when its items all cost $1.25 once in my life. I've never liked junk food. I only eat whole raw almonds and ionized water
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hey
i love the multi-armed deceit headcanon as much as the next dude i do
but consider the lyrics during that part of the song and the fact that deceit hides sides from thomas at the same time and the symbolism going on
and consider the fact that the other arms could be other sides that deceit is hiding from thomas hidden in deceit’s silhouette
okay thanks for that, have fun with multiarmed deceit stuff again
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only partially sorry for the sudden influx of cursed food posts. they're all important to me okay. thanks for understanding.
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Shrek x minty (CANON SHIP NOT FAKE)
Shrek turns and looks at minty with his alpha wolf male dominace, looking her up and he licks his daddy green lips seductively. Minty's uwu petite figure shakes under shrek's large genital figure, as she looks at him eith big doe eyes. Shrek walks forward, kissing minty with his long sexy tongue, making minty uwu in submissive ness
@dadofdisappointment can you kill me
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Uhh bonus picture of my gecko, because I look at time zones wrong and it turns out Good omens is coming out tonight at 5pm for me and not at midnight- like I originally thought. God, I'm such a dumbass 😭
But putting my dumbass besides the point right now- ITS HERE ITS FUCKING HERE IN JUST ONE FUCKING HOUR
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