#you don’t wanna be a boy do you?

[virgothozul]

courage mec 😔 ~

For international ace attorney nation, here’s the dialog : « Hey Nick… we will find a nice twisted little murder for you, with (hopefully) an innocent wrongly accused. You’ll feel better ! »

#ace attorney #maya fey #phoenix wright #I’m terrified of the future in aa (spoiler ahead :) #Like i’m almost done with the n°2 of the the pw trilogy and i rly don’t wanna finish it all then later Phoenix ?see him disbarrel or sth ? #I’ve heard of it idk what happens exactly but that’s terrifying #don’t want bad crap to happen to him. I don’t want him to be forced into making a corrupted choice. pls don’t force me to break his morals #I can’t do it #he’s too precious #don’t break my boy i’m begging you 😢

[crybaby-bkg]

“Are you ever angry?” You ask quietly, head resting in Bakugou’s lap. His thumb pauses where it strokes your cheeks, the far away gaze in his eyes suddenly snapping into focus as he looks down at you. He looks…different than you remembered, before you both were cast out of the pearly gates.

His hair doesn’t shine as bright as it used to, and it falls a little flatter without the halo pulling it up, soft. His eyes still hold that hardened gaze as a battle angel, but they’re deeper now. More sunken in and hollow, the flickering ichor now a stained crimson. His face is scarred and his hands are rough after the fall but he’s just—different.

“About what?” He asks, his lips pursed in confusion. You reach a hand up, stroking over his bottom lip, smooth a hand through his hair. You can almost feel the throbbing light radiating from him, can almost see how broad and ivory his wings would spread and hold you tight to him.

“It all. Everything. The fall.” You whisper, try not to shrink into yourself with the way Bakugou’s lip curls back in disgust. He pulls away from you and you sit up, resting on your knees, looking at him in such a way that his heart pangs in his chest.

His heart, something he’s never had a reason for when he still had his fists bathed in heavenly fire and no ounce of rebellion hidden under sinless skin. It aches in his chest at the mention of life after being kicked out with the only thing he could hold onto—you.

“Why would I miss my thoughtlessness? My inability to make a decision for myself? Why would I miss being a pawn?” Bakugou is all snarls, all snapping teeth and jowls, but it doesn’t scare you. He’s never scared you, even when his gait was limp from the impact of hard soil, and his hands grew rough, and his back grew jagged from ripped feathers.

“I miss it.” You whisper so carefully into the humid night, hands reaching for his own trembling ones. “I want to be holy again, Katsuki.”

He hisses at you, snatching away like you’ve burned him, like you’ve seized his halo and ripped it into two until it split into horns. Looks at you with such heavenly fire burning in his gaze that you want to shrink beneath him.

“Well—well I don’t. Find someone else who will, cause it sure as hell ain’t me.” You wonder who he’s trying to convince here, with his shaky voice and fluttering eyes and trembling mouth. You stare at him for a long while, lips wobbling at the gravity of it all. Your head hangs low, gathering yourself in your arms, head bowed to him—it’s the only thing you’ve ever known.

“Just hold me for now.” You murmur, eyes low as you settle yourself in his arms, forcing your way into his hold. “Please?” You tack on, unafraid of his bite, his snarl, his growl. Bakugou sits there stiffly for what feels like a century, but you’re used to waiting.

He gathers you in his arms slowly, pulling you into his chest, his body covering yours completely. And if you let yourself relax enough, you can almost feel the warmth of his wings surrounding you again.

#can you tell I watched the first season of good omens today AKSJDKDJD #this is actually my favorite subject matter to write about!! #Ive been writing about it since I was a teen and it’s just so cathartic and relaxing and melancholic in a sense #but I don’t tend to write it for fics bc I usually just write p*rn ajdkdjd #I know this kinda stuff isn’t everybody’s cup of tea but it means a lot to me #at first I was gonna make you guys on either side of each other #but didn’t wanna do the bad boy demon x innocent angel reader thing #and I feel like somebody did the vice versa version too???? I can’t remember but I didn’t wanna unintentionally steal lol #so I just did both fallen angels which I love a shit ton lol #I’m rambling sorry!!! #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #cw religion #cw religious imagery #tagging just to be safe!

[dilutedconfusion]

I did a thing…again.

Just realized that ya’ll need to click for better quality for some reason this post looks especially bad 🤚

#OKAY so this piece is a little old #I think I posted it on my twitter (of which I do not use anymore) and nobody really cared for it #WHICH IS FINE #I don’t make art for others I do it for me #BUT I know for a fact that some of you will definelty like this so I’m posting it on here as well #I added a WHOLE new just standing still sketch of Killer and a bunch of doodles to make it more fun #but technically the orginal piece was just the ‘in murder mode leaning over one’ #which I could post seperately if ya’ll wanna see that idk?? #ya know without the extra image of him and the doodles so its looks less like a collage #ANYWAYS back to the art I REALLY like how I drew Killer in this #LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD #ITS CRAZY #so pretty so lucious so cute #I’m literally obessed with drawing flame lighting #everything looks pretty in a nice warm glow #so yeah #he be standing #he be killing #hes killer #OH and all the doodles are of course easily apparent the rest are his trivia #oda thinks his flower is a snow drop #that boy would be a chef in a real world au #and one of his hobbies is playing the drums #so if ya’ll didn’t know that now you do #i also like to think how I wrote his name is how he signs his name #killer one piece #kid pirates #illustration #digital art #one piece

[puppyeared]

#WHERE IS HE NINTWNDO. WHERES MY FUCKING BOY #Gray went ham beating up those monsters and threw hands with shmelda #so now were in Faron trying to find the fifth sage. collecting the farosh armor and still need to do the Ritual but ran out of time lol #I’m assuming since it conducts electricity it should let me into the stormy ruins right?? I don’t think theres armor for the light dragon #but it would be so cool.. #and the satori armor is designed so that you drop rupees instead of losing health. is that what’s happening when you shoot a blupee??? #euhhhh need to find the headdresses for the naydra and dinraal armor though. I wanna do more Misko quests Theyre fun lol #tears of the kingdom #totk #loz #loz spoilers #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #yapping #I LOVE THIS GAME I KNEW IT WOULDNT END SO QUICKLY. IM SO SUS ABOUT TOBIOS HOLLOW BC THERES AN OWL RUIN BUT IDK WHY

[gracebethartacc]

Remember how I said the wishes being taken in my rewrite are a mass/kingdom wide amnesia? Yeah. What if tweaked the ‘Aster getting stars wish granted/Magnifico getting Star magic’ part of the plot a tinyyy bit and I used the forgetting part to be evil. What then.

#Basically mag isn’t getting star magic *immediately* #Like we get a tiny bit of breathing room to explore human aster a little bit before that ? #Bc I wanna drive the point of asters wish not turning out how star wanted home more #And I love amnesia ok that My Trope™️ #rewrite the stars au #wish rewrite #wish star boy #wish asha #As much as I like these sketches I don’t wanna go crazy w the tags bc this is verrrrry rewrite specific/canon divergent #Sooooo shrugs #Also also I realized like Hey Yeah why would Mag just. Not do that? Like “oh you two discovered I was evil?…Nuh uh. Not anymore you didn’t. #“Dark magic is in the air? WRONG. Amnesia.”

[brunosaderogatory]

All I’m saying is that with all this stuff going around Disney and DeSantis, it would be the prime time for something to happen with those Italian fish

#‘you wanna make your company explicitly gay? oh boy do I have the suggestion for you’ #this thought also comes with an illustration. but I don’t know how much of my dignity I’m willing to give up. then again this is *tumblr* #luca 2021 #pixar luca #luca paguro #alberto scorfano #luberto #disney #disney vs desantis #100

[chvoswxtch]

I found this beautiful picture of jon and I needed to share it with y’all bc it’s my new favorite picture of him ever and I will be using it as my go to reaction picture for everything now thx

#why does it look like frank just accidentally shot matt in his perfect ass #like oops #sorry red #don’t worry i’ll kiss it better #oops altar boy’s big mad #gone and pissed off the devil #do you still wanna be boyfriends ??? #aldjsjsk I crack myself up #frank castle #the punisher #jon bernthal

[brookheimer]

okay i think i’m alone in my shiv take LOL i’m going to hush up for a while and see what people are saying and think on the ending some but right now i just… do not understand the last 30 or so minutes from shiv’s perspective and the last 10 are downright baffling. trying very hard not to feel like succession just 180’d everything that’s been good about the shiv writing this season (and in general but esp this season) but every time i think ab the last tomshiv scene my stomach turns grotesquely

#literally the one thing they could’ve done to make me feel :/ on tomshiv #like maybe i just need to think on it some but the decisions shiv made re: tom/matsson but esp tom made 0 sense to me #just did not make sense as things she of all people would do #shiv’s key motivation has never been power it has been RESPECT. time and time again she has fucked up possibilities for power because she’s #felt disrespected. so why exactly did she- ok yknow what no i’m gonna sleep on it. i’ll talk later #don’t wanna say anything dumb #but. seemed like they wanted to make a point with shiv so bad they forgot her fundamental fear: not being respected or taken seriously #and boy oh boy did she willingly subject herself to the most devastating respect-less fate conceivable: trophy wife to the man who fucked #you over twice in a row and ended up being CEO despite that being the job you wanted and were somewhat supposed to get your entire life #and literally TWO SECONDS after the betrayal too. immediately going back to him #bizarre and very unshiv. she would rather die than publicly subject herself to that specific form of humiliation and interpersonal #powerlessness #ok i’ll shut up. agh #of all the things i feared in the finale this wasn’t even one #oyyyy vey #succession #succession spoilers #casey shut the fuck up about shiv roy

[sailforvalinor]

Val Is Pretty Sure She Might Be Losing Her Mind, more at 11

#okay so y’all. do you happen to remember Alcott Boy? the guy I had a crush on from school last year (or really the whole time I’ve been in #college honestly) who had Opinions on Little Women #yeah him. anyway I thought I was over my crush on him but GUESS WHAT it’s back and worse than ever #like I only have one class with him that’s once a week but guys guys I feel like I’m LOSING MY MIND like. I’ve never felt the urge to #actually go up to a guy and say ‘hey do you wanna go out with me?’!! like I would never actually do that but the urge is most definitely #there??? and it’s not even that he’s cute (although I mean I think he’s cute) but he’s really really intelligent and funny and very notably #always willing to bring up his faith in class discussions (and this isn’t really the campus for that) and I’ve always admired him for that #(this is also the boy that looked at something I wrote in fiction class and said ‘that’s it that’s what love is supposed to be like!!’ LIKE #) and I genuinely don’t know what to do #like should I be concerned that I feel this strongly so soon after The Boy?? should I be concerned that this might just be limerance??? #my roommate has been offering to talk to him for me and ask if he’s single and is it insane that I’m actually considering it??? #like if I’m going to now is the ideal time—I’ve already had my class with him this week and spring break is next week #and I’m certain he would never make me feel bad if he didn’t feel the same. but if he did wouldn’t he have said something by now? I don’t #know I don’t know I don’t knooowww #but I graduate in two months and I don’t want to regret it for the rest of my life

[padawansuggest]

Din wakes up from a 48 hour nap once a month to Bo-Katan politely telling him what recent danger she saved him from and how Grogu played a major part in it. It’s little brother rights babey.

#star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #you guys are so insane I love him being a pathetic wet cat #idk why everyone complains so much boy been getting saved since episode one #the minute he gets a repeat savior yall call damsel he’s always been a damsel!!!!!! #im sorry but your big strong Mando is an unfailingly polite idiot who doesn’t wanna lead and gets beat up #he’s been doing all that since episode one and you really are insane if you don’t think so #it’s right there in the show!!!! he likes other cultures and languages and people!!! he’s a loving person!!! #he’s also an idiot who needs more special awareness cause it’s been getting his ass kicked since episode one also

[even-disco-baby]

ANNETTE — “Hi, ace detective.” The young girl stifles a yawn. “We’ll be closing up soon, I’m afraid. Is there anything I can help you find?”

EMPATHY — She’s hoping the answer is yes. Any excuse to take a break from the dreaded *math homework.*

“No thanks, I was just on my way out.” [Leave]

“It’s okay, I don’t want to distract you from your studies.”

“Yeah, actually. I’m looking for a book.”

ANNETTE — She tries and fails to hide her relief as she sets her textbook under her chair. “Of course! What are you looking for, sir?”

“A happy story.”

“A sad story.”

“Something that will make me a better detective.”

“Something that will make me a better person.”

“Something about how to mend a broken heart.”

ANNETTE — “Oh…” She frowns, staring up at the shelves as if hoping that the perfect book will miraculously catch her eye. “Umm… Let me think…”

EMPATHY — She’s genuinely trying to think of one. She wants to help you.

ANNETTE — After a long, long pause, Annette finally lets out a sigh of defeat. “…I’m not sure,” she admits sadly. “I’m sorry, sir.”

YOU — “You can’t think of anything at all?”

ANNETTE — “Well… We do carry some self help books, sir, but…” She casts a quick glance around the store.

REACTION SPEED — Making sure Plaisance is out of earshot.

ANNETTE — The girl leans in conspiratorially and whispers, “Mother says those books are all snake oil. ‘If all it took to change somebody’s life was a book, *we* would be sitting quite prettily.’”

DRAMA — Her Plaisance impression is uncanny! What talent!

YOU — “Why do you sell them, then?”

ANNETTE — “Well,” she coughs, “not everyone agrees with my mother.”

RHETORIC — Translation: because people buy them. It’s as simple as that.

ANNETTE — “But I don’t think that’s quite what you’re looking for, is it, sir…?” She looks up at you with that seemingly impossible mixture of innocence and knowing that is unique to children.

“Yeah, you’re right. It isn’t.”

“No, I think I’ll give the self help books a try.”

“I’m not really sure what I’m looking for, to be honest.”

ANNETTE — She nods slowly, looking down at her frayed nails. “Lots of people come into the shop not quite knowing what they’re looking for. But that’s what’s so nice about bookshops, don’t you think? No matter where you look, you can find *something* interesting.” She smiles bright enough to light up every dark corner of the bookstore and the doomed commercial area below it. “I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for, ace detective. Maybe you just have to let it find *you.*”

+1 MORALE

VOLITION — Here in this bookshop. In Martinaise. Revachol. The world. This seemingly wretched lifetime. In the midst of it all, there is always something for you. Uncurl your fist. Let it find your palms upturned.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #annette (disco elysium) #i care her… #im terribly fond of annette for reasons that are hard to put into words #she’s just a really good kid… 🥺 #and also i kin her bc i work at a bookstore too lmao #which is what got me thinking abt this one #i think it’s the nature of retail in general that u meet ppl from all walks of life but esp at the places ive worked #at the bookstore sometimes u will get someone asking for certain books/subject matter that’s just like… #hey do you have any books about how to deal with [insert very specific and very sad life event] #and ur like oh… :( i can try… #and ur a stranger and this is a professional setting so u don’t wanna get personal #but it’s still like. damn. wish i could just beam into ur brain that im wishing nothing but the best for you #anyway. i think annette does that without even trying #i like her… i care her…

[soullessjack]

one of jacks most pure unadulterated cunt moments was the part in ouroboros where they decapitate Noah, darkly stare at the body as it falls over, and then despondently stumbles over his fresh headless corpse into the other room with the bloody sword still in hand

#callum.p4 #vidpost #has sound #kinda quiet tho I think #spn #supernatural #jack kline #ouroboros #spn season 14 #spn 14x14 #tfw2.0 #this was literally so . Yea #like okay do you wanna get folded like a sheet pretty boy #he should have swords more often I think nothing could go wrong with that #big t shirt that says I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH SHARP OBJECTS #you like killing and maiming don’t you squidward ;3 #autism be damned my boy can coldly decapitate a man-monster with a giant sword but he cannot talk to anyone in his age group #and then right after that he kills an archangel and then after that he’s like ‘damn I wish I had friends’ #in dire need of him again I’m afraid #aren’t I always

[londonknights]

hey guys what’s the protocol when your classmate decides he wants to see the tattoo behind your ear so he just. moves your hair out of the way without asking permission? am i legally allowed to kill him?

#my thoughts #rick’s college era #don’t touch me #do not touch me #hands OFF #we look with our EYES #if u wanna see my tattoo you can use your words like a big boy

[castdowns]

the only half way safe space to be a lesbian is online and literally y’all fucking suck too, i am so depressed

#castdowns.txt #i hate conversion therapy i don’t want to be straight i don’t want to like men i don’t like them i don’t care for them #i am so tired of feeling like the most hideous creature because everything changes when people find out that i’m gay #like i’m either a little boy or a problem and i am so fucking sad #like sorry you can’t fix me but literally i will not be able to function if i concede more ground to men and patriarchy like i am so tired #i wanna lock myself in my room a lot of the time like i don’t feel good ever #and yes my period is coming but god dammit thats not the only thing wrong #its never the only thing wrong unfortunately i just have very strong emotions that i try to suppress all of the time #yes my fawn response is bad i know this i dont know what to do about the fact that there is nothing people organically like about me #everyone has to train themselves to tolerate me and i am not above working to be loved but it doesnt feel like work towards the love i want #it feels like tying a noose tighter and tighter #it feels like smiling while my blood is pooling down the fucking drain again and again #and i love people around me i do it just always feels like i am alone #i sleep under the flag and i sleep in my bed alone every night surrounded by the stuffed animals i buy to feel something #*jo march voice* i’m just so damn lonely

[heavy-buddy]

is it just me or is the Palestine stuff majorly performative.

#i’m just like that :tm: #what I mean about this is that people have been fighting over land for decades at this point #you’re not gonna stop a conflict with a position #not saying I don’t care but I have other shit to worry about #Mfs be calling the boycott of everyday products like BOY I S2G #I don’t have time to be calling my representatives and boycotting shit #Palestine is across the world. this doesn’t involve the most of us #and the fact that most ‘activists’ are just people making you feel bad for not donating or whatever #that’s why it feels preformative #I only rb Palestine freedom stuff because I don’t wanna piss off my friends #but I dont care to get involved in the conflict #the innocent lives that are lost are not lost on me #but I have other shit to do

[starlooove]

#torn between this nigga is such a loser #and this nigga was high asf when he said this #if Tim Stans weren’t so annoying i could make pothead tim jokes in peace #but instead of it being funny they’ll be like he’s so badass he’s high all the time or whatever #like there’ll always be that feeling of adoration under #but also it’s so funny that y’all wanna act like tim can’t take care of himself #but he is usually shown eating extremely healthy with the exception of zesti #and for the spleen angst to exist he HAS to be careful with himself bc he’s literally immunocompromised #so it’s also funny if he’s just. the pinnacle of good health #like his room is dirty but he also has a specific workout and diet plan he follows religiously #Billionaire Boy Tim Drake says NO to vape #‘you don’t wanna end up like my father 💔’ #(disclaimer his fathers death had nothing to do with drugs we don’t know why he said that) #lame ass