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zerokrox-blog · 1 year
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@morganbritton132 just had a thought for the Eddie and the tiktok saga and I desperately need to share so Steve and Eddie aren't married yet they are just dating
Steve on the phone with s/o: yeah... Ok so I'll have my husband pick it up on Monday
Eddie in the background frozen mouthing: husband? Husband????
Eddie *looks around the room and realizing that there isn't anyone else in the room aside from him, Steve and Robin, points to himself still mouthing* "husband"
Steve gets off the phone and looks at Eddie who looks back at him.
Eddie *voice breaking* did....did you just call me your husband?
Steve:....yeah why? I can stop-
Eddie *eyes lighting up with joy*: no no no I wanna be your husband!!!! Can I call you my husband??
Steve *immediately straightens up, looking really excited* YEAH! Uhhh I mean yeah...yeah I'd love to be your husband
Robin *recording the whole thing & also dying of laughter*
4am: Steddie jolts awake to realize they just got engaged and didn't tell anyone nor did they give each other a ring
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arctic-hands · 2 months
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god help me I'm considering a new hobby AND it involves computers which is something historically I've never been good with
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evolut-pro · 4 months
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Мы уже несколько раз упоминали странные компьютеры и пишущие машинки Freewrite. Сегодня мы поговорим еще об одном, но в необычном варианте, ведь его можно создать дома. Если вы жалуетесь на скуку и у вас есть немного свободного времени, то ZeroWrite — проект для вас!
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darknessawaitsyou · 3 years
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A/N: This has been sitting in my drafts for a couple of days so I figured that I should get rid of it. Besides the Razor x Bennett brain rot is really getting to me. I hope you enjoy this!! (I also have a Ganyu x Keqing story coming maybe tomorrow or the day after so stay in tune for that too! only if you want ofc)
A/N: this turned out long. I just love themmmm <3 i put it under the cut <33333
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Summary: Razor misses his family. Bennett conveniently finds a way to cheer him up. Nothing could go wrong... could it?
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“razor, wake up..!” the young wolf-raised boy stirred from his slumber, squinting his eyes as they slowly opened to see the bright moon through the tent that was somehow not destroyed. the shadow of his best friend and adventure companion lingered over him, the expression on his face mixed with a slight worrisome look.
“what wrong? .. are monsters nearby? razor fight!” the other immediately sat up, sniffing the air to see if there was any scent of the hilichurls that liked to linger around after dark - but strangely there was nothing. nothing but the sweet smell of flowers and the chilly winds.
“no, no. nothing like that, razor. we’re completely fine. you fell asleep a couple of minutes ago, remember?” razor cocked his head - if there were no monsters, then what was the point of waking him up? “..was bennett .. lonely? is that why you wake me up?”
bennett chuckled, shaking his head. “you .. seemed like you were having a nightmare. you were kicking in your sleep, and your eyes starting watering a little bit.. is there something bothering you?” the wolvendom resident shifted slightly, his eyes narrowing before returning to their normal shape.
“..well, if razor honest, yes. i.. never been away from family so long. i miss family. i sometimes have nightmare..” razor turned his head toward the ground, his mouth a straight line. “b-but lupical keep me company! you.. are only family i need. so nightmare not that bad!” bennett’s face shined, a small smile growing on his face. but there had to be something that he could do to help him with this problem.
then bennett got an idea: since razor was raised by wolves, then he must be sort of like a dog! .. the idea was a little far fetched, admittedly, but since it was in his head, he couldn’t exactly not do it. “i have an idea on how to get rid of your nightmares. lay down in my lap, okay?”
razor cocked his head - how was sitting in his lap going to help him with his problem? of course, he was a little curious. and most importantly, he trusted him. he was his lupical. his family, his best friend. so he plopped down in the unlucky boy’s lap, feeling a little relaxed.
“tell me if this makes you uncomfortable, okay?” bennett said, removing the hood of his cloak and setting it down beside of them. razor nodded, a small grunt escaping his lips. his hair was a complete mess but bennett never minded the little stuff. the other started softly rubbing the top of his head, using his fingers to lightly massage through his hair.
razor melted in his touches. the feeling of someone’s fingers in his hair has always been something that he’s liked, although it never usually happened that often. it felt like absolute heaven. but then came another sensation that he didn’t know about. bennett’s fingers drifted behind his ears, giving him a sort of ... shocking sensation.
he choked out a squeak, scrunching up his shoulders. the adventurer’s eyes widened, pulling away immediately. “did i... hurt you? i’m s-so sorry!” the other shook his head, doing his best to reassure him.
“no.. it .. felt tingly. .. can you.. do it.. again?” the gleam in his eye almost looked like a curious child. it was.. amusing to bennett, to say the least. he repeated the same action, just ever so gently brushing behind the boy’s ears - and the reaction that he got from it was absolutely priceless.
razor snorted, shutting his eyes as low giggles threaten to pour out of his mouth. the adventure couldn’t believe his ears. ..it was just.. way too cute to handle. with a bright red face, the other added his other hand, lightly tapping behind his other ear as he watched the wolf boy dissolve into a puddle of laughter.
“whahahat ihihihis.. thihhis?” razor said through high-pitched laughter, falling backwards into bennett. god, he was so lucky that he couldn’t see his face. that would be a situation for another time. he only chuckled, watching the boy squirm in his lap.
“you’re ticklish, razor. you may have been raised by wolves but you are still technically human, so it’s natural that you’d be a little ticklish.”
“t-ti.. c-cklish? thahahahat whahaht mahahake rahahzor lahahugh?” razor understood a little bit. when he touched his ears, he would laugh. but how did that work? and how didn’t he know about it? “mhmm. it works on most people, but sometimes it doesn’t work.”
“hahaha.. huh.. ihihis rahahazor.. tihihi-cklish.. anywhehehere ehehelse?” bennett was somewhat taken back by his question. he never really got to tickle other people since his bad luck always seemed to get him into positions where he was the one getting tickled.
“i don’t know razor. do you.. want to find out?” the other halted his attack on his ears, pursing his lips when the other turned around to look at him. with a bright red face and heavy breaths, the other nodded. “i... like feeling. so.. lupical can ti-ckle razor if he want.” the pronunciation was still a bit off when he said it. had he never even heard of the word, benny wondered to himself.
“okay, only if you want to. lay down for me, alright?” the other nodded, finding himself laying on the ground in a somewhat tense matter. “you don’t have to be so tense. just lay down. and if you want me to stop at anytime, just tell me, alright?”
“mm. razor tell you if it too much.” he said softly, his mouth forming a small smile. honestly, the young adventurer could barely take this situation. he quickly straddled his hips, looking down at the innocent one underneath him. his heart couldn’t take too much more of this.
“here, let’s start with the most basic spots.” the adventure’s fingers found their way around his neck, ever so gently tapping it with the tip of his nails. razor immediately broke, soft little giggles echoing through the area. though he was pinned down, the other could tell that he was trying to limit how much he was moving to make it easier.
“ahaha-! s-sohoho rahahazor.. tihihi-cklihihish hehere too?” razor asked softly, trying to hold back his giggles so that he could ask the question without any interruptions. bennett nodded softly. “yeah, seems you’re pretty ticklish here, ehe. but don’t worry, a lot of people are.”
“ehehehe..!” razor opened his mouth to say something once more but that was the time that the one on top of him decided to switch spots. moving down to his sides, he vibrated his fingers into the soft squishy skin underneath his clothing. since razor wore practically no shirt, tickling him was actually easier than expected.
“bEHEHENETT! hAHAH!” razor jerked up, arching his back as he shut his eyes. benny couldn’t stop from smiling the entire time, occasionally letting out a few cute chuckles. “looks like you’re extremely ticklish here. do you want me to switch places?”
the wolf boy nodded, balling his fists together to keep himself under control. “let’s try your legs. i’m sure since you run all over the place that they’re pretty sensitive too.” the white haired boy turned around, with his back facing the one on the ground. “just tell me if you wanna stop, okay?”
and soon the tickling began again. the adventurer immediately went for his thighs, pinching the skin with two of his fingers. razor’s legs buckled inwards, twitching and kicking with every touch bennett gave. “mmm- mhmhmhm.. ehehehehe..!” the blush on his face grew tenfolds due to how much he was actually laughing.
“this is the most you’ve ever laughed, huh? i’ve only heard slight chuckles out of you. your laugh is cute.” bennett’s face lit up like a tomato after he realized what he said, but he was sure that razor didn’t mind. after all, they were best friends. right?
“behehenett thihihihink rahahazor cuhuhute?” the other asked, cocking his head once more as he leaned upwards to try and take a look at his bright red face.
“shush.” was all he replied, scribbling his fingers gently on the back of his knees. razor kicked his leg out, snorting loudly and falling backwards on to the ground. due to the weight of the unlucky boy, he was unable to twist and turn his lower half as much as he was able to his upper half, and somehow that just made it even worse.
now laughing hysterically, the one on top turned around to see what he looked like. flushed face, sweating profusely, with tears pricking at the corner of his eyes - god, he was so cute. the smile that was stuck on his face could light up the entire city of mondstadt if he wanted to. “hmm.. if your legs are this sensitive, then how are your feet?” he wondered aloud, taking off one of his dark boots and setting it to the side.
it didn’t take long for him to find the answer to that question. the minute he slid his fingers down the sole of his foot, razor shrieked and curled his toes, trying desperately to keep himself from possibly hurting the other. he shook his head frantically, watching his silver hair fly everywhere.
“BEHEHENETT!! TOHOHOO MUHUHUCH!” with those words, bennett stopped his brutal attack on his best friend. the wolf boy huffed, panting heavily from the amount of laughter that just came out from his body. his best friend chuckled as he got off of him, sitting down beside him.
“so, are you feeling okay now?”
razor nodded, grabbing at bennett’s hand and grasping it softly. “yes. razor feels.. happy. thank you... for ti-ckle ..” the wolf boy’s red eyes drooped, noticing how heavy his body felt. so this is what tickling did to him.
“you know, i don’t often get to do that since my luck is so bad. so... i’d like to, uhm, thank you.. for being the first person to let me. you’re really cute when you smile, you know. you should do it more often.” bennett was about to continue on but stopped when he looked over to his best friend.
razor was asleep, still holding on to his hand and smiling softly. “is today my lucky day?” he asked himself aloud, sighing. of course, when he said those words, the power of meteorology that he held came into play. rain started dripping from the sky, but even so, it was okay.
bennett laid beside him, a smile plastered on his face. pressing his forehead up to razor’s, he whispered a few words only he could hear.
“you are my lupical, razor.”
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ship for Oliver & Victoria, Kaz & Inej, and Alarkling 😍
{ SEND ‘SHIP !’ FOR THE FOLLOWING }
lmaooo this gonna be wiLD
VICTORIA & OLIVER
who throws things in a fight ? you know its victoria and then she gets mad at him for making him throw things 
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? neitherrr
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? i mean they’re not really thinking of kids for like a long while kddfkf but also i dont think either of them HATE the idea of it
who is more adverse to physical contact ? nEITHER
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? victoria probs
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? i think they’re both just sorta… neutral abt each others family like they dont really like or dislike them
who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? neither tho theres probs ~insecurity~ on both their parts
who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? probably both of them lbr
who is more likely to cheat ? nEITHER even tho vic gets hella jealous over it
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? pfffttt oliver is so much more experienced
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? probs victoria shes all like why are u hanging w the boys when you can be hanging WITH ME
who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? victoria!!
who is most likely to be dishonest ? both of them are kinda dishonest in their own ways
who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? i dont think either of them are too closed off??? but like mb victoria, it just comes off w her being in a MOOd and oliver being all ???? over it
who is the dessert person ? oLIVER
who is more conservative ?victoria in some ways tbh
who hates/dislikes oral sex ?wildin neither
KAZ & INEJ
who throws things in a fight ? neither of them cos kaz is all about control and inej aint like that
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? i mean inej is the only one who… has parents but like she can’t just go whenever she wants to and even if she could she’d never leave kaz alone like that
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? DIDN’T WE TALK ABT THEM ADOPTING A CHILD and also!! lbr kaz has already totally adopted wylan so theres that
who is more adverse to physical contact ? …kaz, this is painful just like everything else
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? kazzz
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? i mean again inej is the only one who has family but kaz would adore them soO~
who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? NEITHEr wOW WHAT KIND OF RUDENESS DAMN if i couldn’T WALK I’D CRAWL TO YOU DAMN
who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? both of them def
who is more likely to cheat ? lmao pls, neither
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? inej sexually :((( and kaz otherwise
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? i mean theyre ‘friends’ with the same people tho and the crows are ride or die so
who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? neither probs
who is most likely to be dishonest ? kaz
who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ?kaz is more closed off obviously and though a lot of it is ptsd and everything it also does affect her in never really knowing where she stands with him   
who is the dessert person ? inej
who is more conservative ?inej
who hates/dislikes oral sex ?i mean i wouldnt say either of them dislike it but sex with them would just generally take a whole lot of trust because of everything they’ve been through~
ALINA & ALEKSANDER
who throws things in a fight ? neither of them? aleks might throw the Shadows around cos he Dramatic
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? kdfjkdfj neither
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? i mean alina is def the only one who wants them and she has them with nikolai and all that
who is more adverse to physical contact ? alina?? like more reluctant to give in to it
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? a modern domestic au and its totally aleks u know it
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? lOL WHAT FAMILy also im still emo abt baghra :(((
who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? neitheR
who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? oh my god both of them in some pretty major ways but like the whole him turning out to be THE black heretic was a whiplash but even after that when she had him pegged as the Bad Guy bUT THERES MORE TO IT
who is more likely to cheat ? neither???
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? aleks is more experienced iN EVERY way… but shes an apt pupil
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? all i can think of is how he’s just constantly totally done with mal and honestly SAME
who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? neither? but also aleks
who is most likely to be dishonest ? lmao def aleksander
who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? emotion???? never felt that before! i mean both of them are in their own ways but probably him because he just sort of suppressed all those parts of him when he went all !!!! power !!!!
who is the dessert person ? ITS ALEKSANDER THIS IS CANON
who is more conservative ?alina i think??? she’s def more against the whole taking over the world deaL SOOO
who hates/dislikes oral sex ?pls neither of them would DISLIKE it
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if ur a birb im a birb
Do you think I could’ve been a birb in another life?
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s-hennigwrites · 7 years
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daniel sharman, bob morley, saoirse ronan, & dua lipa!!
hey lets play how hot is that celebrity
Daniel:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY 
Bob:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY 
Saoirse:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY 
Dua:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
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bonebreaking · 7 years
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text: you make me SO angry / text: ummm, don't listen to that voicemail i left you... it's embarrassing!!! / text: there are just SO many leather options to choose from! help me daddy, pleeeaaase??? // WHITDREI
- [text]: you make me SO angry[sms]: And?[sms]: That sounds like a personal issue.[sms]: Go shop it off, or whatever it is you do with my credit card all the goddamn time.
- [text]: ummm, don’t listen to that voicemail i left you… it’s embarrassing!!![sms]: Too late.[sms]: You are adorable when you’re drunk, princess.[sms]: Even more than usual.[sms]: The pictures are even better than the voicemail…[sms]: Maybe I should let you go out with your friends more often.
- [text]: there are just SO many leather options to choose from! help me daddy, pleeeaaase???[sms]: Krýxitka…[sms]: You know just what daddy likes.[sms]: Send me pictures.[sms]: I want every angle.
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emmacharlottewatson · 7 years
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Happy Birthday! Thank you for all of your stunning edits! 💖
awww thank you so much!!!!!! x
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zerokrox-blog · 2 months
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💛steddie
Thank you for the ask!!!!
Eddie was waiting, counting down the days, minutes and seconds until Steve, his Steve, would come in through the front door. Steve had been away for several days and Eddie missed him. He was pacing anxiously by the front door. It was too early to leave for the airport, but Eddie missed him and he needed to see him now this second.
He gathered a few items and decided to go for a drive to the store, and pick some items for dinner and maybe a snack. Something to fill his time. He checked the fridge and cupboards, made a list and left.
Shopping wouldn't take long anyway but still it would eat up at least an hour of his time. Once the shopping was done and put away at home, Eddie swept up the mess and cleaned the bathroom because again it was something to do. He glanced at his watch, he had another two hours. Figuring he would just be stressed, Eddie planned on a dinner he could make, (of the two of them Steve was the better cook) he then cleaned their room, and changed their linen.
As he was starting to calm a bit, a thought struck, Steve had asked him to change a light bulb, so he hunted down the light, it was the one in their den, and a lightbulb and changed that. Then he cleared up the table and set it for dinner later.
Eddie lost himself in his menial tasks. He was so focussed on his tasks that he didn't hear the front door open. But he did pause when he heard a familiar voice call his name, "Eddie? are you home?"
He raced dawn the stairs to front door. His Steve was standing there, a suitcase on the floor beside him and holding a beautiful bouquet of sunflowers and red roses. Eddie felt his breath catch in his lungs.
He couldn't breathe for a minute, taking in his husband, his partner, his Steve. He glanced at his watch in panic, had he missed the pickup time?
"Were you waiting for me?"
Steve gave him a tender smile. "I wasn't waiting, my love. My flight was changed to an earlier time, and I didn't have time to text you. So when I landed I ordered the flowers and came straight home."
Eddie breathed a sigh of relief. "you're home. I missed you." he whispered. Steve put the flowers down on the side table and held open his arms. Eddie flew into them, pressing his lips to Steve's.
His whole world shifted back to normal, the tension in his body flew away with every gentle sound he was drinking in. His Steve was home. Everything was ok.
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katsukiboom · 4 years
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Here I Go Again...
💖 Hello guys, I’m here to, once again, ask for a bit of help.
The economic situation is still pretty bad around here and it doesn’t seem like it’ll get better any time soon - I’ve applied for several jobs in the past four months already yet I’ve never been called. Being someone who is almost 24 and has little to no work experience, I know for a fact it’s accurate to say I won’t hear back from them, at least not in the near future.
All I know how to do well and am proud of, is my writing. I’ve been busy this last month taking care of my other big passion which is gaming and Youtube, and trying to balance my studies as well, but everything piles up and money is still a big factor. I know that asking even just a little bit is too much nowadays, but my chances are limited at the moment,and I can’t think of better ways to put my abilities to good use.
I’m open for commissions for anything you can think of (with the exceptions mentioned in the post), be it OCs, original stories that are unrelated to fandoms but you’d like to read, whatever you can think of, I’ll try my best to do it for a cheap price. I can also do it in Spanish, so that is also something we can talk about.
I’ll be taking up translating works if they come up as well - I’m a native Spanish speaker so I want to use it to translate whatever you need from English to Spanish and viceversa. I can also try my best to teach, although I’m less confident in that regard.
My Ko-Fi is still open in case anyone wants to help even a little bit, everything is welcome.
For the first two, you can contact me through PM here or to my email address ([email protected]). If you want to help in any other way you can do so simply by sharing this post with your followers, every reblog is greatly appreciated.
Thank you guys so much for reading up to this point, I hope life is treating y’all a bit better than it is me 💖
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trevelyan-rebelmage · 3 years
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MYWITCHCULTBLR
so for some odd reason my old account mywitchcultblr WAS SHADOWBANNED, i can’t send ask, i cant send dm or do anything at all and i was not active for 3 months because i was sick both mentally and physically (i suffer from severe anxiety disorder and clinical depression) and my family member was infected by corona
FOR ALL OF MY MUTUALS PLEASE FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT  (if you guys want) just in case if my first account CANNOT be un-shadowbanned , i DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! Seriously it’s just so fucking upsetting, this account will be my main blog and dragon age main blog if my first account cannot be un-shadowbanned, thank you.  tagging : @somniariz @the-scarletsoldier @virlath @ivegotdimpleswhenismile @argentineweaboo @redangrypears @wewetkus @jaygrl22 @zerowrite @pansexual-bunny448  @hovering-sombrero @mercyluvsurguts @slanda_love
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@tessa1972  @mynerddom @stahlthecavalier  @the-ever-chaos-collective @oxygenforthewicked @crookedsquidacademy @unused-main-account @allhailtheoxfordconma @simp-for-leliana @fuck-the-chantry @our-queen-kiwi @milllaaa @aspiritofcompassion @lovelavellann @atilla-da-honey @lovelavellann @sassypeekatchu  @morally-conflicted
@uta-makura @tangledfan @dread-pup @destiel-2020 @tealishfish @mackie-n-cheese @wakinguponsaturday 
@long-gone-blues  @nagainthepoppiesfields @ask-the-beast-of-the-maw @strixgirl-blog
@unknxwne  @blackchick1617 @aemila @restitutor-orbis @stahlthecavalier @fiadhaisteach @hotdogsandpopcorn @iridescentmemoria
@sacredtrashes @astriaage 
@datmomfriend 
@tragic-lavellan
@sopml 
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perspective · 7 years
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Daily reminder that you are absolutely stunning and Lindsey Morgan loves you 💕💖✨
oh my god maddie???? you are just the SWEETEST????? i love you so much♥♥♥
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darknessawaitsyou · 3 years
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Hmm... How about 12 (“Your laugh is my favorite sound”) with Xiao and Venti from Genshin for sentence starters? If you want... 👉🏻👈🏻
A/N: okayokayokay, so I have a real big soft spot for Xiaoven (it’s so cute and fluffy fufufu) so obviously I HAVE to do this. Thank you for asking for something, and you’re welcome to request more if you’d like! (Also because I have Xiaoven, ChiLi and Razett brain rot recently.) Please enjoy!! (also this is my first time posting a fic, so i’m sorry if it’s bad fufufu)
A/N(2): ALSO sorry if it’s really OOC I just recently got to AR 40 like, a couple of days ago (i’ve been playing for a month fufu) and i don’t really know xiao’s personality that well (decently, at least) so y’know. anywayyyyys !
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For Me~?
Summary: “Your laugh is my favorite sound.” Venti loves Xiao’s laugh - and (un)fortunately for Xiao, he’s got some tactics to make him do just that.
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“your laugh is my favorite sound,” venti hummed softly in the adeptus’ ear. just how in the world did xiao end up in this position? this had started out as one of their regular dates - walking around the area of mondstadt, visiting diluc and getting their fair share of wine, and then coming out to windrise to let themselves wind down. but here he was, straddling the adeptus and grinning mischievously.
venti was... on top of him..
the act itself would have been enough to make the other flush, but the reason? because he let a giggle slip out when he was making a dumb joke. typical, isn’t it? “i’m afraid i don’t know what brought this situation on, venti.” of course, xiao’s best option was to pretend like he didn’t know what he was talking about. after all, if he could convince him to drop it, then maybe it would all be resolved.
but the anemo god was smarter than that.
“don’t act like you don’t know, xiao-xiao~, i heard your cute little laugh when i was telling my joke about the traveler.” shit. well, so much for that tactic. there was still a little bit of wine left in his system from the tavern, so he was hoping that he just ... pretended he imagined it. but there was no getting out of this one.
“so what do you plan to do? i think you forget sometimes, but it’s not easy to make me laug-“ xiao’s sentence was cut short by the audible gasp he let out involuntarily. venti’s thumbs were drilling into his sides, only pressing down with just a little bit of pressure. enough to make him feel it, but not enough to drive him crazy.
“what was that~? oh, wait.. you’re still ticklish, aren’t you? haha, totally forgot about that..” in actuality, venti hadn’t forgotten about it at all. he was trying to find a way to exploit it somehow since xiao rarely ever laughs and he wouldn’t ever let him do voluntarily. .. or at least, not that he recalls anyways.
“v-venti.. a-ah! wait, venti..” xiao’s hands desperately clawed at the anemo god’s, wrapping around his wrists in hopes that he could escape his current predicament. this wasn’t good. what if someone saw them? what if he accidentally hurt him? gah, so many things to worry about.
“hmm? what’s wrong, xiao? it’s not everyday that you remember that an adeptus is ticklish. i can’t exactly recall your worst spot, however. mind telling me?” xiao opened his mouth to say something in response, but the minute he did, the anemo god got to work. two pair of hands found their way underneath the rim of his shirt. xiao could very clearly feel his fingers on his skin, and it was driving him up the wall.
“h-hehey! venti, i- s-said wahihihit!” he attempted to use one hand to cover his mouth so that the mischievous immortal on him couldn’t see what he wanted, but that fell straight to the ground. venti shoved one of his hands under xiao’s arm, making him squeal loudly - to his own embarrassment - and shove his arms down to his sides.
“awww, now i remember~ you’re pretty sensitive here, yeah? you’re just so cute xiao-xiao..” venti’s teases were not making the situation any better. it honestly made him feel even more ticklish - well, more than he already was. he dug his heels into the ground, faintly kicking as he tried to shake the anemo god off of him.
“vEHEHENTI! stOHOHOP!”
“why~? you’re obviously having fun..! just look at the cute smile on your face. besides, it’s not everyday that you get to hang back and laugh. take the chance.” the god giggled softly to himself.
damn venti sometimes!
tears pricked at the corner of his eyes as the bard’s fingers continued scribbling underneath his arms. curse this body for being so damn ticklish! but no matter what he tried, his arms wouldn’t go up. it was almost like they were glued to his side - which was a terrible thing.
“p-plEHEHEHASE! bARBATOS! sTOHOHOP!”
“does it tickle that bad?” venti asked, out of sheer curiosity. xiao nodded his head, squeezing his eyes shut as laughter continued to pour out from his mouth. just like that, the bard stopped his attack on the poor boy’s underarms and cupped his cheek softly.
“to think that you would have the nerve to call me barbatos.” he shook his head softly, letting out a chuckle as he leaned down. wiping the tears from xiao’s eyes, he smiled at him. “you know what i think is cute, xiao?”
the adeptus couldn’t speak at the moment; he was still getting his breath back from the recent tickle attack. man, that was rough for how short it was. the look in his eyes gave venti the go-ahead to continue talking.
“for an adeptus, you could’ve easily gotten out of that. ‘sides, i don’t weigh that much. could’ve just thrown me off. but you didn’t: why is that?”
xiao’s face burned a bright red. “i didn’t want to hurt you,” he wheezed out, turning away and narrowing his eyes. “that’s all.”
“i think you’re lying~.” venti’s fingers reached underneath his shirt once more, dancing right on his ribs. xiao squirmed a bit, letting bits of laughter follow. round two?! xiao’s mind was growing foggy - he knew he couldn’t take much more after his first attack. and on one of his worst spots too.
“if you don’t tell me, i’ll tell the traveler that you’re super duper ticklish. and master diluc, and zhongli, and.. a-and..” the bard continued listing out names of people who xiao could NOT know how ticklish he was. if they knew... he shuddered a bit at the thought.
“p-plehehease.. v-vehehehnti..” he whined softly, pushing at his hands while trying to limit his kicking so he didn’t accidentally kick him. venti smirked. “you heard my deal. should we make a contract on it? i know that’s rex lapis’s thing but.. you know.” xiao shook his head, closing his eyes.
“fine, fihihine! i’ll tehehell yohohou..” xiao was getting tired, and he didn’t know how much more he could take. the bard stopped his attack once more, looking down with expecting eyes. the adeptus turned his head, face flushing. even his ears were bright red too. “it’s not that.. i couldn’t escape..,” xiao started, unable to look at him. “i mean... you were happy. you .. like.. t-tickling me. so .. i guess i like it.. too?”
“aww, xiao-xiao, i didn’t know you liked it~ that’s so cute. why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
“don’t get the wrong idea. i won’t let just anyone do it. but if it’s you...”
“for me?” venti asked softly, climbing off of the other and sitting next to him. the look on his face was about the equivalent to a happy-go-lucky child. watching venti lean against him, xiao smiled softly, shaking his head.
“only for you, barbatos.”
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drecona · 6 years
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I was tagged by: @pincushioncorner i gotta warn ya i'm p neutral.
Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 people (i don't know that many people though)
Nicknames: usually don't care what i'm called so long as i know it's me, but "you little shit" seems popular. another is sometimes bones.
Gender: i do have one and i'm fine with it but imma keep it to myself if only to make people wonder.
Star sign: taurus
Height: .... 5'3"
Time: roughly 1am i belive
Birthday: somewhere in april
Favorite band: know i'm getting repetitive but once again: i will listen to nigh anything. only dislike is newer rap songs. older ones are cool though.
Favorite solo artist: (read the above)
Song stuck in your head: song of time (the legend of zelda)
Last movie: surprisingly recent; the new jumanji
Last TV show: can't honestly say i watch TV nearly enough to answer this.
Why you created the blog: i first started because a friend of mine wanted me to follow them and then i just sort of got drawn into the void.
What do you post: art stuff, villainous, some undertale, some animal clips, the occasional signal boost when needed, kinda whatever happens at the time.
Last thing Googled: so many drawing refrences it's not even funny
Other blogs: nope.
Why you chose your URL: it's a name i thought up for as an 'internet me' a good long while back. i can say for a fact it is older than this account.
Follows: 72
Followers: 44 (including bots and dead accounts. Actual people-wise it's likely half that at best. but it's a nice thought.)
Lucky number: 2
Instruments you play: dunno what classifies as "play" but i'll list what's off the top of my head. i do some clarinet, bass, kalimba, ocarina, tried some piano at one point too.
What clothes you're wearing: jeans, t-shirt, not actually wearing my jacket for once.
Dream job: wait i can't pick just one
Last book you read: scythe: by neal shusterman
3 favorite universes: the list is endless i love them all.
I tag @zerowrite and @themalicealyce since those are really the only two people i know, so this is up for grabs to whoever finds it.
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