When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
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Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
HC! Angel dust, having no fear of alastor and all the makings of a whiny bitch, asks the overlord for small favors all the time. It’s almost appalling how much he gets away with.
“Al, I can’t find Fat Nuggets. Can you use your shadow voodoo things to search the hotel?”
“Hey deer daddy, does your devil band take requests? I’m feeling a little jazzy.”
“Ok but consider, you make your mom’s jambalaya, i make my grandma’s cannolis, we feast like kings and AND we eat it in front of Vaggie and watch as she tries to resist asking us for a plate. Its pure evil.”
“Conjure me up a shovel. Im abouta put a bitch in the grave.”
“While you’re out, can you buy more popsicles? We’re all out and I haven’t annoyed Husk today.”
And Al just does it. Why would he say no? Then Sir Pentious (the only other resident at the hotel) asks him to find one of his eggies, Al chuckles and says “of course! I was just thinking of making a continental breakfast”
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Little Witch Academia
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Diana Cavendish/Atsuko "Akko" Kagari
Characters: Atsuko "Akko" Kagari, Diana Cavendish
Additional Tags: POV Atsuko "Akko" Kagari, Fluff, Flying, Roombas, Established Relationship, Established Diana Cavendish/Atsuko "Akko" Kagari, Atsuko "Akko" Kagari is a little shit, Let Diana Cavendish say fuck
Summary:
Akko has a fantastic new idea to help her fly more easily.
Diana has doubts.
Eight: The Agents 3 and 4 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon have enamoured me with their kindness and battle prowess, as well as their attempts to help me find my way in this new unfamiliar place have made me wish to spend more time with them.
Eight: Much like what had occurred between you and Houzuki Pearl.
Marina: PPFFT! What? No! Me and Pearl Aren't- I mean she is very cute and attractive and her wild nature is truly something to behold, but me and her aren't- we don't- it's-
Marina: We're Friends!
Eight: ... The policy that is Greatest is the one of being Honest.
Would love to see them react to a normal person from the city after they got used to the farmer, lol
I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good