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#it tastes horrible and does not make the happy chemical #0/10 there are probably better bodily fluids to consume #blood #polls #hypothetical situations #blood drinking #reblog if

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

#if TERFs and radfems in general could read they would be very upset by this #radical feminism #terfism #terf fuckery #radfem #patriarchy #criticism

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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

#people WILL lose kneecaps in my WIP and THAT'S FINAL #stories #writing #violence

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#me-YET #crude but the closest I could come to it #OP is taking the piss right? #...right? #polls #miette #pronunciation #reblog if

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congrats on being unable to pick up from my tags that it's a 'fine with the thing, not fine with the thing's fandom' situation

#now learn to fucking read

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@anarchic-miscellany this might help you

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

#when you're doing a lifty-lift at home #exercise #weights #I need to get back into weight training actually #it is part of my circuits classes #but I should do more

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#so what seasonings would you like to be paired with your roasting OP? #polls #food #cereal #milk #I have never heard of anyone eating cereal with warm milk what the fuck #reblog if

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#like it's fine #I just hate that there are people who sincerely unironically blame their behaviours and actions on their signs #you didn't crash your friend's car because you're a Scorpio you did it because you're a bad driver Erica #astrology #polls #reblog if

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#no + supremacyyyyyy #polls #makeup #reblog if

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#neither #but I'm cool and mysterious by modern Internet standards #(i.e. I don't give out enough info for you all to fucking find me IRL) #so......... online it is #polls #reblog if

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

@anarchic-miscellany

#boyfriend #it you #psych

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

#I don't drive and I'm not in a car very often #(thank fuck because I do get queasy on long drives esp early in the morning fsr) #driving #sounds #music #polls #reblog if

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YAY HI JOSIE @chaoscolascave I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ON HERE SUPER OFTEN BUT THIS IS YET ANOTHER THING THROUGH WHICH WE CAN COMMUNICATE albeit one that has no filters whatsoever AREN'T YOU LUCKY 🥳🥳

#I still have that cough from January btw #tired post #shut up mika

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he's French. he has an innate compulsion to be ✨✨extra extra✨✨ with food

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

#I'm not really that sorry #amaury guichon #the chocolate guy

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In this era of subscriptions, how many subscription do you or your household have?

By subscription I mean anything you pay monthly or yearly to access like idk Microsoft word, Netflix, whatever

#I have 3 and my housemate has like... 2 or 3 min? #picked 5-10 just to be safe #(I also have Spotify but don't pay for that one so I'm not counting that) #polls #subscriptions #reblog if

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#HEY my family and I have been here for generations and we have NEVER received an apology for still being here #(that was a joke btw) #website errors #britain #british problems #uk government #things that made me laugh

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canon: Valter is the type of person who would mispronounce 'quiche' as quickie, ask Helene if she wants one when they're out shopping together, and wonders why she suddenly bursts out laughing once she realises what he's trying to ask her

#shut up mika #wedding knells #valter #wip shit