i had this idea and I could not have executed it more poorly
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"Don’t you have work you should be doing?"
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Am I the only one who thinks about this whenever I say David Duchovny's name?
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Ed Sheeran? WHere did she go?
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Let me show you the way home.
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This is a real, unedited photo of me touching MC Hammer on the surface of Mars.
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Have some canned U knot. Toss this in your salad.
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I made this to butt my way into a serious discussion about the nature of conciousness on the UChicago 2017 page. I've got issues.
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