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"if reid dies i quit" - penelope garcia

#favourite geniuses #penelope garcia #spencer reid #criminal minds

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if you wanted me dead, you should have just said 🤍

#ttpd #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #tortured poets department #you don’t get to tell me about sad #who’s afraid of little old me?

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#taylor swift #matty healy #ttpd #the tortured poets department

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#taylor swift #Lover #ttpd #Midnights #lavender haze #cornelia street #the tortured poets department #parallels #lyrics #taylor swift lyrics

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Today is the last day of the Midnights era - she will be missed ❤️

#taylor swift #midnights #ttpd #the tortured poets department

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This scene makes me feral…

The watch, the jaw, the wrist flick, the VEST….🤤

#spencer reid #fuck #fuck me #thumb pointy thingy

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I've been finding a lot of job postings that ask me for a photo lately, which is uncool of them.

So I made an image which lets me bypass their demand. I don't care if I get that particular job, I just want to shame the HR goons who thought the photo requirement was a good idea.

Note: this only applies in the USA.

#future #for the future #future reference

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maybe it’s the past that’s talking, screaming from the crypt, telling me to punish you for things you never did…

#taylor swift #taylor alison swift #polaroid

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Kaz Brekker is such an anomaly. Is he a well-written, well-rounded character? Yes. Did he learn his lesson in the end? No. Did he become either better or worse? No. Did he grow as a person? You could say that. Do we have even a remote understanding what he will do next? Absolutely not.

#kaz brekker #six of crows #grishaverse

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Psst... you should drop it tonight or tomorrow night in honor of my shitty, shitty birthday... 👀

hello! no pressure, just want to ask when you gonna drop the new chapter of your prentiss!reader series? love your work so much!

hello!! I’m working on it now honey, she’s going to be a BIG ONE lots of things happening except this chapter is entirely in the space of a single year instead of two or three like the past few have been 👀👀👀👀👀

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SABRINA CARPENTER Espresso (2024)

#sabrina carpenter #music video #espresso

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hey whats ur hcs about spencer when the other team members are injured/sick? i could rly use some sweet spence rn 😩

S. Reid Headcanons

(caregiver edition)

DISCLAIMER: i headcanoned most of these on my own but i will credit any ideas i'm borrowing from anyone else because a lot of other people's hcs are very accurate to the way i see Spence

I think he definitely has a certain way he treats each member when he's taking care of them

So I'm gonna do this in different sections

DEREK DEREK DEREK

I feel like Derek is INSUFFERABLE to be around when he's sick

But Spence being Spence, he's super hard headed about it

Practically shoving Derek's medicine down his throat

Forcing him to stay in bed

Even tho Derek is like "i'M fiNe"

But once he's drilled it into Derek's head that he isn't leaving any time soon, they definitely binge movies together

Spencer and his limited cooking skills attempting to make homemade popcorn for them

Almost burning Derek's house down

Spencer panickingly cleaning up the kitchen as if Derek didn't hear him yelling expletives from the next room over

Derek pretending he didn't hear a word and just carrying on with the movie marathon

NEXT IS JJ

Spencer LOVES taking care of JJ

For obvious reasons *cough cough he a simp*

But mostly because she always took care of the team for so long

So he feels like it's his way of giving back

In S12 when she burned her hand, he was definitely the one who sat with her at the ER and talked her through her trauma

In the weeks following, he checks every day to make sure she's been changing the bandaging regularly and cleaning it properly

Also he loves being around pregnant!JJ

Constantly the one to get her snacks or volunteers to drives to her favorite restaurant just because she simply mentioned "I'm craving tacos today"

Always packs Dramamine in his bag for when she gets nauseous on cases

People constantly think they're a couple because of how good he treats her while she's pregnant

OK NEXT IS PENNY

Spencer also really likes taking care of Penelope

Mostly bc it's like a therapy session for him

While he's cleaning up her wounds, they end up having these really deep talks

Or on the other hand, they end up talking about Doctor Who together

Which turns into him staying the night on her couch after they both ended up binging a whole season together

He ends up waking up first the next morning

Makes them pancakes with berries and whip cream faces

The pancakes go a lot smoother than the popcorn surprisingly

Penelope wakes up to the smell of pancakes wafting through her apartment

While he finishes up, she turns on the next season of Doctor Who

It turns into an all day marathon

They both lowkey forget that Penelope was even injured

He panics, thinking she'll have to go to the ER because he didn't care for her properly

Penelope reassuring him through tears of gratefulness for him 😭

I'M GONNA DO EMILY LAST

Emily is the type of person to ignore the fact that she's even sick or injured

So obviously Spencer has to force her to take her meds too

But he's a lot more gentle with caring for Emily than he is with Derek

So he sorta bribes her into taking her meds

"If you take these meds, I'll buy you a glass of your favorite wine next time we have a team dinner."

Obviously it works bc Emily is such a wine mom

Also I feel like somewhere along the way, it turns into a spa night

Spencer doesn't want Emily to hurt herself so he offers to paint her toenails for her

Which ends up being a terrible idea

Emily pretends to be thankful anyway

Even if half her foot is painted pink

Afterward, Emily forces Spencer to let her paint his fingernails

Somewhere along the way, they end up with face masks on

Spencer braiding Emily's hair to keep it out of her face mask

The night ends with them spilling all the tea on their coworkers while sipping on some champagne Spencer found in Emily's fridge

All in all, Spencer is just an amazing caregiver which I think comes from him taking care of Diana all those years

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Past the hallowed and the horror The humbled and agreed I went as far as I could get (and I’m not far enough yet)

Cabeswater’s two sleepers magicians

#the raven cycle #pynch #ronan lynch #adam parrish

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#adhd #yup

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Turn it off in all my spite

In all my spite, I’ll turn it off

#paramore

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SABRINA CARPENTER performing at Coachella (April 12, 2024)

#coachella #2024 #sabrina carpenter #jesus was a carpenter #iconic

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'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' tracks length have been revealed:

Fortnight (feat Post Malone) - 3:48

The Tortured Poets Department - 4:53

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys - 3:23

Down Bad - 4:21

So Long, London - 4:22

But Daddy I Love Him - 5:40

Fresh Out The Slammer - 3:30

Florida!!! (feat Florence + The Machine) - 3:35

Guilty As Sin? - 4:14

Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? - 5:34

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) - 2:36

loml - 4:37

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart - 3:38

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - 4:05

The Alchemy - 3:16

Clara Bow- 3:36

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #tracklist length #taylorswift #ttpd #ts11