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[thebalancedangel]

Petras: Oh my gods! This guy talks to his weapons?

Petras: That’s so weird!

Petras: Isn’t that right, walking corpse I talk to all the time whom I call sister and who’s also part literal devil?

Aurelia: Yeah, that’s super freaky-dicky!

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #pale petras #bg3 pale petras #bg3 petras #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #ooc

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[Halsin can and has turned into a bear.

You know who did it before him?

This guy:

]

#bg3 #mlp fim #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #halsin #mlp thorax #ooc

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[BG3 x Pokémon crossover where Cazador is a homewrecker.

That is, he separates Tandemauses and Mausholds and feeds the vampire spawns the individual Mauses.

And also he torments a Raichu that you can fight.]

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #pokemon #crossover #cazador szarr #tandemaus #maushold #raichu #ooc

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( Aurelia ) He approached her and gave a moment for her to back away if she so wished before hugging her in turn. "It has been quite some time, hasn't it?"

The instant he steps forward she knows what he plans on doing, and while it wasn't the first time overall, it certainly was the first time with Astarion that there wasn't any sort of hesitation in her form. It seemed almost welcomed in fact, as she smiles a brilliant smile, crimson eyes alight with happiness at the blatant show of affection and trust. Stepping that last distance between them, Aurelia let her arms wrap around Astarion, head tucking against his shoulder as she takes a deep breath, one meant to settle her. She'd let the hug last as long as he wanted it to, before she pulled away to stand on her own, though she couldn't help how almost regretful it was.

She loved hugs

"Too long! Blast our time difference between the realms... oh well. Just means we need to make the most of what time we have now!" She clapped her hands together, bouncing on her feet. "Now what should we do first!?"

#ooc #cute #astarion ancunin #aurelia #bg3 aurelia

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#ooc #aurelia #fanart #bg3 aurelia #bg3 #her smile is really cute

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AURELIA

#ooc #fanart #bg3 #aurelia #bg3 aurelia

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#ooc #fanart #bg3 #bg3 leon #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #leon #leon onufrio

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Broke: "Pale" is Petras' malicious nickname.

Woke: "Pale" is his first name…

Bespoke: …and his actual malicious nickname is "petrichor".

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #pale petras #bg3 petras #bg3 pale petras #ooc #this is a joke

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Aurelia: Ma’am, I apologize.

Aurelia: I tried to stop him. But when I pleaded with him, he merely responded with, and pardon my language...

Aurelia: ..."Fuck the police, which is you, Aurie".

Aurelia: He then proceeded to throw every piece of medical equipment he saw on the way here on the ground.

Astarion: *maniacal laughter*

Dalyria: *sigh* Oh Gods.

Dalyria: Now I have to justify another expense to the council…

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion ancunin #dalyria #bg3 dalyria #aurelia #bg3 aurelia #ooc #aurelia is on the clock hence the formality #why didn’t aurelia use violence? #rule of funny that’s why #this is post cazador so the council is made up of vampire spawns

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Aurelia: They’re not my friends, they’re my siblings.

Abdirak: …My heart aches for you. 🥺

Abdirak: And I’m not even sure if it’s in a good way. 🥺

Aurelia: *nods* …It is sad.

Aurelia: Maybe Leon is kind of my friend…?

Abdirak: Shhhh. I’m not asking you to comfort me.

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #abdirak #aurelia #bg3 aurelia #abdirak will later remember this as a tender and romantic moment #a super sweet and cute momet #abdirelia #ooc

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[Aurelia becoming a bartender for the other spawns.

Which means mixing blood of different creatures and testing the results on her siblings.

She writes the amounts of blood down and their reaction.]

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur’s gate iii #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #aurelia the vampire spawn #headcanons #headcanon #ooc

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[Cursed headcanon: Cazador used to look exactly like Amanita when he was the age she was when she was turned into a vampire by him.

Cazador is a Mega Amanita(or Amanita is a Mini Cazador).]

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #cazador szarr #amanita szarr #cursed #it's a joke #joke headcanon #headcanon #headcanons #ooc #lady incognita

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[This is so Halsin and Astarion, sorry but also so very not sorry.]

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #astarion ancunin #halsin silverbough #halsin #bear in the big blue house #tutter the mouse #tutter #ooc #Youtube

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[Cazador with Homura hair doing Homura hair flips at Tav and Astarion.]

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate iii #cazador szarr #am i funny yet #ooc

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Purpl hat guy cool

Full page below:

(ignore the furry the wolf guy)

#ooc #fanart #hades game #hades charon #charon hades #charon

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[BG3 x Pokémon crossover where Halsin has a "Porygon"("Project1")and a Silvally.

Silvally is still a man-made Pokémon and named itself that when it broke free of its mask after trying to protect Halsin(Halsin spoke to it about Silvanus). The memories used to change its type were found where Silvally was caged.

Project1 is a whittled duck that spontaneously came to life, it evolves into Project2 that evolves into ProjectFinal and are all still Normal types. I'm not sure about the Upgrade and Dubious Disc equivalents, LOL. Further whittling, maybe? This Pokémon and its evolution also named themselves and act like robots despite their wooden origins.]

#bg3 #pokemon #pokémon #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #halsin #halsin silverbough #silvally #porygon #porygon is a duck #ooc #crossover

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Dalyria: *opens an envelope and reads a letter* "To Aurelia." Dalyria: "When I saw you come out of your room like an ancient dragon coming out of its cave, a white hot steel pierced the deepest artery of my being.” Dalyria: “You, you are a cardiac surgeon and I am your transplant patient, and you stand poised over my chest, holding my still beating heart. Hesitating, waiting, wondering.” Dalyria: “So I implore you to join me for dinner, or maybe breakfast considering your condition, at the Elfsong!" Dalyria: “I await your response as the camellia awaits the rise of the moon! Because, you know, it only blooms at night and stuff." Dalyria: “Love, Abdirak.” Petras: *turns to Aurelia* I think Abdirak is asking you out… Petras: ...on a date! :D Dalyria: Well, that ain’t happening. Aurelia: …Nope. :[ Petras: Why not? :/ Aurelia: …I promised Leon and Sebastian I would help them with the children. Petras: Do an Astarion and ditch them! :D Dalyria: >:| How generous of you to volunteer to replace Aurelia! Petras: …Really, Dal? :| Dalyria: *nods* Everyone gets what they want this way! ^.^

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate iii #bg3 dalyria #bg3 pale petras #abdirak #bg3 petras #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #dalyria #pale petras #petras #ooc #abdirelia #doing an astarion