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仙乐，你可知鬼市？ Xian Le, have you ever heard of Ghost City?

有所耳闻。I’ve heard a little.

你可知鬼市如今是谁的地盘？ Do you know whose domain it now is?

莫非…是花城？ Could it be… Hua Cheng?

天官赐福 TIAN GUAN CI FU SEASON 2 PV 2022 🦋 

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the lingering feelings of you on my skin

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Little Bokuto owls, based off of masi’s fanfic “Hidden in Plain Sight” (Found here -> http://archiveofourown.org/works/2135784 )

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sakusa those are ILLEGAL they are TOO CUTE you must put on more immediately

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NMJ: Xichen, I’m so sorry D:

LXC, already wondering how to bring NHS into his own family and slowly realising marriage might be his best option: It’s fine :)

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So I started my own bujo journal 💫

Please expect occassional dump of my spread every now and then 🙈

#journal #bujo journal #washitape #floral #planner #2020 #my art 2020 #my journal

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Just want to share my card deck in Superstar SMTown (these are the ones I consider my best cards) 🤩 It took me atleast 2 years to collect this lmao (been playing this game since 2018, but in an on or off setting). I know it's quite a long time for someone to collect these few cards. But in my defense, understanding how the game works and the functionality of its features took me a few months. In addition completing the cards of those groups with quite large number of members (e.g Super Junior) is NOT easy 😂 but hey I' quite proud of this because it helped me reach my current league! (Platinum II, yeehaw!!!) I think this is the highest league I have ever reached ever since I started playing this game).

#superstar smtown #dalcomsoft #exo m #exo #kyuhyun #henry #shinee #super junior #yesung #jonghyun #tvxq #super junior d&e #zhoumi

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How about top 5 Nie Huaisang excuses/schemes to get out of sabre practice?

1

“So I was doing astronomy,” Nie Huaisang announced, walking into his brother’s office.

“Funny,” Nie Mingjue said without looking up. “Given that it’s in the middle of the day, and only a few minutes before you’re scheduled to be at the training field for saber training.”

“That’s exactly it, though,” Nie Huaisang said. “The stars say that if I train my saber today, I’ll encounter a terrible tragedy –”

“Yes, you will,” Nie Mingjue said. “Me.”

2

“Alas,” Nie Huaisang said, lying on the floor. “I was playing around with arrays and seem to have activated one that manipulates the weight of gravity. I am utterly unable to move.”

Nie Mingjue looked down at him.

“Gravity array,” he said flatly.

“That’s right,” Nie Huaisang said. “Very tragic. Especially since it happened right before saber training, no less, and I’d been so looking forward to going through the same boring old routines all over again today. But don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll be able to escape it in a shichen or two – maybe around dinner?”

“Nice try,” Nie Mingjue said. “But instead of giving up so quickly, why don’t I lend you a hand?”

Nie Huaisang did not appreciate being slung over his brother’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

3

“Can’t do it,” Nie Huaisang said, and cast around for the first excuse he could think of. “I’m – washing my hair.”

He winced.

That was a bad one, even for him.

“How very tragic,” Nie Mingjue said. “Don’t worry, little brother. I have a bucket.”

Bucket? Wait.

“No, don’t! I’m in my nice clothes, don’t you dare throw that bucket of ice water on me-EEEEE!”

4

“What’s the reason this time?” Nie Mingjue drawled.

“I’m really busy this time, da-ge,” Nie Huaisang said as earnestly as he could. “For real!”

“I’m listening.”

“I have a date!”

“Huaisang,” Nie Mingjue sighed. “Your right hand doesn’t count.”

…Nie Huaisang thinks he would have preferred going to saber practice over that burn.

5

“I’ve decided to take a vow of non-violence,” Nie Huaisang said, clinging to the door as his brother tried to tug him towards the training field.

“Congratulations on your decision,” Nie Mingjue said. “Move.”

“It’s effective immediately,” Nie Huaisang said. “And it’s very strict – no engaging in the arts of war and violence in any way. Saber training is right out.”

“Well, if that’s what you really want, Huaisang, I’m not going to stop you.”

Nie Huaisang paused and even released the door so he could turn to stare at his brother. “…really?”

“Really,” Nie Mingjue said, his expression absolutely flat. “So tell me, when are you planning on shaving your head? And giving up meat, of course – don’t worry, I’ll tell the cooks to prepare what they usually do for our guests from GusuLan -”

“On second though, saber training is fine,” Nie Huaisang said hastily. “I’m on my way right now, see how much I’m on my way?”

6

“I can’t go train my saber today,” Nie Huaisang said. “I don’t know where it is.”

“You already tried that one,” Nie Mingjue said. “Aituan is right there.”

“Not Aituan.”

Nie Mingjue paused. 

“…when you said you don’t know where ‘it’ is,” he said slowly, “what exactly is ‘it’?”

“The training field.”

“The – training field.”

“Yep.”

“The one in our front yard that you’ve seen out your window since you were four.”

“Exactly.”

“You don’t know where it is.”

“Lost my sense of direction,” Nie Huaisang said. “I don’t even know where we are. I think it’s called the Unclean Realm – have you heard of it?”

Nie Mingjue’s lips were twitching.

“It’s supposed to be in this place they call ‘Qinghe’ –”

Nie Mingue finally succumbed with a bark of laughter, and Nie Huaisang grinned triumphantly.

“Fine,” his brother said, shaking his head. “Fine. Per the terms of our agreement, I laughed, so you’re excused from training today. But I’m warning you, this won’t work again tomorrow.”

“Of course,” Nie Huaisang said. “I’ll be going, then.”

“Where to?” Nie Mingjue asked, and now it was his turn to grin. “It couldn’t possibly be to go back to your room or to your menagerie – after all, you did lose your sense of direction.”

“…crap,” Nie Huaisang said. The terms of the agreement were that his ability to escape saber training relied on him keeping up the excuse – if he revoked it now, the excusal would also be revoked. “I don’t suppose da-age would be kind enough to act as a guide..?”

Nie Mingjue stood up. “Anything for my didi, of course,” he said. “In fact, I’ll give you the whole tour of the place – and we can start with the training grounds.”

“Da-ge…!”

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hello, I missed you.

#xiao zhan #sean xiao

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one word. cute

#lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #mdzs #mdzs q #mo dao zu shi #the founder of diabolism

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xiao zhan????? mullet????? i- yes,,,,

#never thought i would see this look on him in this lifetime but here we are #xiao zhan #sean xiao

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oh no, this is too much,,,, too cute for my poor heart

#lan xichen #lan jingyi #wei wuxian #weiying #zewujun #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #donghua #mdzs trailer

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"This time I will protect you"

"Just like how you used to protect me from everyone else"

#nie huaisang #nie mingjue #nie brothers #fatal journey #spin off #mdzs #untamed #untamed: fatal journey #the tears #the pain #so much love for these two

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A-Yuan: I learned a joke at school.

Wei Wuxian: Okay, let's hear it.

A-Yuan: What goes in stiff but comes out soft

Wei Wuxian:

A-Yuan:

Wei Wuxian:

A-Yuan:

Wei Wuxian: Is it a-

Lan Wangji, running in from another room: Spaghetti, it's a spaghetti