How did you come back from being dead?
Talent.
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Try.
Do you know any Tumblr villains? I wanna follow them.
tumblr... villains? what?
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do u like carly rae jepsen
Who?
Why do you all keep asking me things about celebrities? Do you seriously think I keep up with all of them?
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Hi
- yours truly 馃挌 馃挍
Hello.
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Lab privileges revoked. Bullies don't get to work with my expensive tech.
hear me out.
you and stephen strange.
Heard. Ignored.
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hear me out.
you and stephen strange.
Heard. Ignored.
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Why do you have a credit card if you have billions of dollars?
Can a man not enjoy having a good credit score?
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Boss, Miss Potts wants a date night within the week. Should I make reservations for Wednesday?
Sounds perfect. Thanks, Fri.
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what happens if I try to eat the Iron man suit? What then.
I would assume horrible things to your stomach and internal tissues, but that's just my assumption.
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Shucks.
Okay, I've read many fics that mention Tony's reduced lung capacity due to the arc reactor, but it has just occured to me - there has to be some bone fuckery going on too, right?
Like, I'm not an anatomy expert by any means, but I'm pretty sure this is where the ribcage is, or at the very least the sternum. Right? So how does that shit work?
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If I said magic, would you guys stop asking this question?
Okay, I've read many fics that mention Tony's reduced lung capacity due to the arc reactor, but it has just occured to me - there has to be some bone fuckery going on too, right?
Like, I'm not an anatomy expert by any means, but I'm pretty sure this is where the ribcage is, or at the very least the sternum. Right? So how does that shit work?
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*hands you a puppy*
Ok?
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Dont lie. you read fics of yourself don't you? 馃憖
I do not.
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Seeing as you were never my child, no. I did not disown you.
Who's your favorite child?
Once again, it's Morgan since she is, once again, my only child.
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Smash
Oh, hey Bruce.
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Who's your favorite child?
Once again, it's Morgan since she is, once again, my only child.
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Should I not?
I鈥檓 hungry
Kid, you have my credit card. Buy food.
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