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xxthefairywitchxx · 2 minutes
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xxthefairywitchxx · 4 hours
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i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives
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xxthefairywitchxx · 5 hours
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Dream Dust
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For dreams and visions; for restful sleep with pleasant dreams.
Ingredients:
• 2 pt Marjoram • 1 pt Hibiscus Flower • 1 pt Jasmine Flower • 1 pt Valerian** • 1⁄2 pt Poppy Flower* ** • 1⁄2 pt Vervain
Materials:
Mortar & Pestle or Spice Grinder
Funnel
Mesh Strainer
Collection Dish
Container
Grind each ingredient separately for several minutes to produce fine powder. Sieve the material through the mesh strainer into the collection dish; this removes the larger ungrindable pieces and gives you cleaner powdered herb. (Pro-Tip: Putting a funnel under the strainer helps reduce lost material.)
If desired, use an electric spice grinder to reduce the herbs to usable powder. Combine the component powders in the collection dish, mix well, and bottle immediately. Label and date for future reference.
Use in magics intended to bring pleasant dreams, banish nightmares, and ensure a restful night’s sleep. This powder can also be used in any magic related to sleep or dreaming, including (but not limited to) dream-sending, dream manipulation, and protection from nightmares while sleeping.
To make a dream doll for sympathetic magic, mix a few pinches of powder with soft clay or melted candle wax and form the substance into a small human figure. Name the figurine for the person it is meant to protect, wrap it in cotton cloth, and tuck it under the mattress.
To increase the probability of prophetic dreams or visions, a small amount of Dream Dust may be combined with powdered incense and burnt before retiring to bed. Do not directly inhale large amounts of the smoke, and do not use this method if you are pregnant or nursing.
*= Use with caution. **= Do not use if pregnant or nursing.
Check my potions and powders tag for more recipes! You can also find this recipe and dozens of others in my book, Pestlework, now available on Amazon and in the Willow Wings Witch Shop. 😊
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xxthefairywitchxx · 5 hours
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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xxthefairywitchxx · 5 hours
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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xxthefairywitchxx · 6 hours
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Chapter two is out for those who wanna check it out
So...Legend Of Zelda Cartoon Reader insert isekai fic...Just...Just take my damn brainworms and let me keep writing okay?
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xxthefairywitchxx · 6 hours
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Ooooh you're back that's what this is. Sorry, I completely forgot about you, I was too busy having a life. Hey whatever happened to "stop bullying me and I'll leave you alone"? Cause I fully stopped talking about you cause you're fucking boring, so why are you back? Is it cause you're a hypocrite and a liar? Don't answer that I already know.
YOU BIG FAT UGLY FUCKING SLUTTY ASS WHORE BITCH. ID LOVE TO RAPE YOU REALLY FUCKING HARD YOU FAT MUNTER WHORE.
WHEN DID I FUCKING BULLY ORHARASS YOU BEFORE TODAY?! FAT WHORE.
I never said you did "bully orharass" me, I just said you have too much energy and you're stingy for not sharing.
What's a "munter"?
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xxthefairywitchxx · 6 hours
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KILL YOURSELF UGLY WHORE!!!!!!
...Like...You here for a reason or..? Cause I ain't been doin nothing. I'm minding my damn business, maybe you should do the same.
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xxthefairywitchxx · 9 hours
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Bats are literally just tiny Dragons
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xxthefairywitchxx · 9 hours
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xxthefairywitchxx · 9 hours
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So...Legend Of Zelda Cartoon Reader insert isekai fic...Just...Just take my damn brainworms and let me keep writing okay?
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xxthefairywitchxx · 10 hours
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Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u
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xxthefairywitchxx · 11 hours
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I want to get into blingee.com.
There are still people posting on it so it is definitely possible if you have two things:
An old account that still works
A browser & flash emulator situation which allows it to run
Getting an account is the harder step. people don't seem to be having any luck with it on the blingee subreddit. If anyone out there has an account or knows someone who does please let me know! I don't want it indefinitely or exclusively just for a little video research.
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xxthefairywitchxx · 11 hours
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Same! I love the cartoon! I...Miiight have finished chapter one already and might be debating posting it to a03...Might try to do chapter 2 first just cause one feels short...
Maybe if the hyperfixation carries me far enough into the fic I can add Ganon/Reader to it too? Though I'm a little bit of a coward and might humanize him cause...How do kiss snout-face? I'm unsure and I think I'd lose some sanity writing it xD;
Of all the things I could be doing with my time...Of all the stories I want to write, of all the things I want to draw...
And I'm spending my day writing a motherfucking Reader insert isekai for the godsdamn Legend Of Zelda Cartoon. Not even any of the games, the fucking cartoon.
Am I gonna post it anywhere? ...Maybe? But is anyone even interested in that? Fuck it, poll time
It's most likely gonna be Link/Reader/Zelda with a fem reader btw
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xxthefairywitchxx · 11 hours
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Of all the things I could be doing with my time...Of all the stories I want to write, of all the things I want to draw...
And I'm spending my day writing a motherfucking Reader insert isekai for the godsdamn Legend Of Zelda Cartoon. Not even any of the games, the fucking cartoon.
Am I gonna post it anywhere? ...Maybe? But is anyone even interested in that? Fuck it, poll time
It's most likely gonna be Link/Reader/Zelda with a fem reader btw
EDIT! Here's chapter one! It'll get it's own post too
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xxthefairywitchxx · 12 hours
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"ERM you follow this person who interacted with this person who reblogged from this person who is friends wit-"
my sibling in Christ do something productive with your time. draw, jerk off. do SOMETHING!!!
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xxthefairywitchxx · 12 hours
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@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?
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