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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Baekhyun: I think we should adopt another kid
Chanyeol: No
Baekhyun: Why?
Chanyeol: Because by “kid” you mean
“dog” and we already have 24 of those
Baekhyun: [unzips jacket] 25
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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Baekhyun: I brought you a nice hot cup of tea!
Chanyeol: its cold
Baekhyun: a nice cup of tea
Chanyeol: its disgusting
Baekhyun: a cup of tea
Chanyeol: is this even tea?
Baekhyun: a cup
Chanyeol: this is a bowl
Baekhyun: a
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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:
[screaming]
Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!
Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!
Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.
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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Chanyeol: [carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands]
Baekhyun : [reaches out a hand to help him out]
Chanyeol: [switches all the bags to one hand] [takes Baekhyun’s hand and holds it]
Baekhyun: that's not what- okay
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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Sehun: what’s nostalgia?
Chanyeol: it’s when you miss somethings that’s really old
[later]
Suho: I’m home from work!
Chanyeol: aw we missed you!
Sehun: [whispers] nostalgia
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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Jongin: I saw Baekhyun and Kyungsoo hugging
Jongin: … and then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Chanyeol: we’ve known each other for a while now and i’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time to take a step forward to our relationship.
Baekhyun: what?
Chanyeol: *kneels down on one knee*
Baekhyun: ...
Chanyeol: *pulls out a sticky note* here. my wifi password.
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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i think its time to finally confess…… im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Baekhyun: god it’s cold.
Chanyeol: here, take my hoodie, i’m not even that cold.
Baekhyun: thanks, i’ll give it back tomorrow.
[later at home]
Baekhyun, aggressively inhaling in Chanyeol’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it: yeah, i’m not giving this back
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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[in court]
Baekhyun: *whispers to lawyer*
lawyer: this has nothing to do with the case
Baekhyun: just ask
lawyer: *sighs and looks at Chanyeol who’s the judge* do you think he’s cute? be honest
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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[Kyungsoo on a date]
Kyungsoo: So what do you think of Kim Jongin?
Them: I only like him for his abs.
Kyungsoo: *pulls out gun*
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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[after practice]
Chanyeol: *whispering* Baekhyun kissed me.
Suho: *gasps* Okay... so was he holding you? Or were his hands, like, on your back?
Chanyeol: No, actually first they were... They started on my waist. And then they slid up and then they were on my hair.
Suho: Oh, God!
[in the gym]
Baekhyun: I kissed Chanyeol.
Sehun: Tongue?
Baekhyun: *smirks* Yeah.
Sehun: *smirks* Nice.
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Kyungsoo: I want to be like a caterpillar. Sleep a lot. Eat a lot. Wake up beautiful.
Jongin: You know most of them have a lifespan of about a week, right?
Kyungsoo: That’s just another highlight.
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Baekhyun and Chanyeol: *cuddling on the couch happily*
Sehun: *snuggles in between them* aaah, this is nice
Baekhyun: the fuck
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Chanyeol: did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?
Baekhyun: *mouth full of food* no...
Chanyeol: then what’s that on your pants?
Baekhyun: that’s cocaine.
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Baekhyun: *walks worriedly into hospital room* what happened??? how’d you break your legs?!?
Chanyeol: haha, i guess i was too weak on the knees for you
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yeoliesbabygirl · 3 years
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Sehun: you’re staring again.
Chanyeol: what??
Sehun: you’re practically drooling.
Chanyeol: *wipes* no, i’m not! Shut up.
Sehun: yeah, you’re right, what would you ever see in Baekhyun.
Chanyeol: WHAT!? Baekhyun is amazing, he’s cute, funny, beautiful-
Sehun: ...
Chanyeol: ...
Sehun: *snigger*
Chanyeol: i can’t believe i fell for that...
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