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[i-heard-a-rumour]

Doorman: Sorry, no children allowed

Five: I could eviscerate you without batting an eye but sure, go ahead and test me

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Luther: Vanya get out of here

Vanya: huh? oh well if you say so [punches him in the face]

Allison: What the FUCK are you doing?!??!

Vanya: I thought he said "punch me in the face"!!

Klaus and Ben: [dying of laughter]

Allison: WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT

Five, sipping coffee: he probably deserved it

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Diego: hey Klaus

Klaus: what? fuck?

Diego: [gasps] what did you just say?!?!

Klaus: I'm rude now :3

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Reginald: That's it, you're in timeout. Get on top of the fridge.

Klaus, climbing onto the fridge: this house is a fucking nIGHTMARE

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Leonard: Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers

Vanya: Uh, this isn't really tilted or a tower

Leonard: Well, as you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently

Vanya: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!!

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Diego: you're all idiots! [points at Klaus] and YOU are exceptionally dumb

Klaus: thank you!

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Klaus: you know, it's a little muggy out

Five: I swear to god if I look outside and see all our mugs on the front walk

Klaus: [sips wine from a bowl]

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Reginald: hey, let me see what you have

Vanya: Explosive mind powers!

Reginald: NO!!

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Diego: hey thanks for inviting me to your party, I'm a little bit confused about the location though

Klaus: no problem, best bro! here, have a seat on Steve's headstone, he said it's fine

Diego: ...great

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Allison: how do we get into Leonard's house?

Diego: not to worry, I have some keys

Diego: [jumps through the door]

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Diego: What did I say to you about barging in to my room?

Klaus: That it was manly and impulsive?

Diego: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't."

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Klaus: I want fuit gummy

Diego: No, Klaus.

Klaus: fuit gummy!!

Diego: I said no

Klaus: but fuit gummy,,,, :-(

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Klaus: you know, when you said you were "magical in bed" this isn't what I was expecting

Dave, holding up the nine of hearts: is this your card?

Klaus: ...holy shit

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Vanya: Five, I don't think you should be drinking that much coffee

Five, finishing his tenth cup: you think this is a problem? you underestimate my limits

[fifteen minutes later]

Five, lying face down on the floor: human life is a curse, evolutionary theory has failed, and everything wrong with this world is my fault

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Klaus: [sneezes]

Vanya, at the top of the stairs: bless you

Klaus: God?

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Luther: is Klaus drunk?

Allison: no, he can walk in a straight line, see?

Klaus: Damnit Allison, you know I can't do anything straight

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Diego: is something burning?

Klaus: just my smoky eye, I totally nailed it this time

Diego: Klaus, the toaster is on fire

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