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#Australian spider man
fandomnerd9602 · 10 months
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If we were to name Australian Spider-Man Male Reader I think his Superhero name should be The Huntsman also can we get a prequel for Peter B Parker meeting Reader and freaking out because of venom then being super confused when hearing venom speaking with an Australian accent
Peter: so you’re the Huntsman?
Y/N: yea mate and this here’s me good mate, Venom!
Venom materializes, freaking out Peter
Venom: g’day mate! Who are we walloping today? Be sure I got a nice cold beer to come back to!
Y/N: don’t we always, mate?
The two laugh as Peter looks on in confusion…
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ryukisgod · 2 months
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tomandharrisongifs · 1 month
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Zendaya, in Sydney, Australia, for the Challengers Australian Premiere, on the 26th of March, 2024.
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spongebobssquarepants · 9 months
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spideyreid · 10 months
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Why would you cook them?
I keep seeing those Australian Hunstman spidersonas and I wrote a little drabble about the conflicting British, American and Australian ‘chips’ argument. As an Aussie I love the Australian Huntsman idea, and people from Australia should get this. 
Just a little drabble about an Australian Spidersona with Hobie,  Miles and Gwen arguing chips.
Can be read as a Hobie x reader, or platonic, can be read as any gender 
Warnings: Swearing lmao but spidesona is Australian guys, tiny dig at American healthcare, first fic
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“I swear Miguel’s actual mission is to kill us,” you hear Miles groan. The latest mission had been rounding up a scorpion anomaly, whose stinger somehow multiplied when it was cut off. After dropping it at HQ, the battered and bruised group decided to crash in your universe.
“Correction, try to kill you,” you laughed, which earned you a pointed look from Gwen. Hobie smirked, slapping Miles on the back. “Aye, probably cause you missed his last lecture mate.”
Gwen rolls her eyes. “No, that was you Hobie, you missed his last lecture.”
“Nah, ya trippin Gwendy, why would I miss the boss’s twenty minute screamin match about ‘HQ mandatory cleaning regulations,” he responds, leaning back in his chair. You couldn’t help but smile to yourself, as you recall ranting to him about that lecture yesterday. 
Since being bitten by a radioactive spider a year and a half ago, you had been Sydney’s one and only Huntsman, and a part of the spider society. A year and a half of fighting villains, anomalies, maggies and eshays. You enjoyed your life as Sydney’s huntsman, your average broke yr 12 (public school not private because you ain’t one of those snobby rich cunts, you literally live in Bankstown be fr) by day, before swinging over to Maccas for a quick frozen coke and being an eshay fighting official sick cunt by night.
Hobie jumped out of his chair with a grin on his face making his way over to where you stand in the kitchen. He leans against the sink, arms folded. “Oi love, where you keep ya food?”
You hummed pointing up to a cupboard, “Should be Chips up there.” 
“Chips?” He asks, not quite sure if he heard you.
“Nah fucking potatoes, yes chips you dickhead.” You scoff. 
“Means ya gonna cook em then.” Hobie sighs, and looks down from the cupboard. He is met with your horrified face. Your jaw drops and he realised he’s fucked up somehow judging by the furious look in your eye.
“WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING COOK THEM?” you yell dumbfounded. Your outburst caught the attention of the rest of your friends which made them come running. 
“What’s going on?”
“Oi, y/n eats chips raw mate, like I have to draw the line there that’s pretty fucked.”
Gwen raises her eyebrows before sharing a look with Miles. “Why would you cook chips?” Hobie looks at Gwen unimpressed.
“Thank you, yes, god, yeah you cook chips but you don’t cook those chips.”
“Wait what chips do you cook y/n?” Miles asks, confused.
“Y’know, um…. the long ones?” Hobie and Gwen smirk, and you roll your eyes. “Fuck off, I mean the potato ones, I can’t explain them just y’know.” 
Gwen pinches her nose. “I’m confused.”
Miles looks between all of you. “Me too.”
Sighing you push past Hobie barely avoiding the leg he sticks out and opening the cupboard. Down you pull a packet of Smiths original chips, and place it on the bench. “There, chips.”
A loud laugh pierces the air, surprising you, Miles and Gwen. Hobie was howling with laughter, tears in his eyes. You stood there not knowing how to react. He crossed his arms over his stomach in an attempt to catch his breath and wipes his eyes. 
“Oi y/n mate, they’re crisps,” he chuckles.
“What the fuck are crisps?” You snap.
“Those are crisps.”
Gwen quickly butts in, “She’s right Hobie they’re chips.” Miles nods in agreement.
He shakes his head, “Nah chips are the one ya cook.”
“Oh, no that’s French fries,” Gwen responds in realisation.
You question Gwen, “Like the chips you get at Maccas?” 
“Maccas? Yeah, but we call them Fries or French fries.” 
You cross your arms and grin. “They’re not even French.”
Hobie nods in agreement, before turning to you. “So you call Chips like the fried ones, ‘chips‘ and crisps ‘chips’ as well?” 
“Well yeah but y’know the difference depending on the scenario like why would I keep chips in the cupboard?”
Miles pick up the packet, before questioning you as well. “So y/n you call fries ‘chips’ and chips the same?”
“Yes Miles,” stealing the bag from him and opening the packet. 
“Ya Aussies are weird,” Gwen says while taking a chip from the packet. A ring clad hand is shoved into the packet and takes a handful, while a web from his free hand takes the packet. Before you can respond to the two Americans with some comment about having free healthcare involving lots of bad words, Hobie nudges you with his arm. “Glad we cleared that up love, cause I couldn’t hang with someone with shit food choices,” he snickers, shoving his mouth with food.
You huff, grabbing the packet again. “Shut the fuck up, your name is literally Hobart.”
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kierancaz · 5 months
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The Amazing Spiderman Peter Parker the day after being bitten by the spider is me when I’m tripping major balls
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So Koala Man and Heartbreak high both have a male character named Spider. Heartbreak high’s spider is only nicknamed spider, but I don’t know about Koala man’s spider.
Is nicknaming guys Spider a thing in Australia, or is it a weird coincidence?
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danaemcmiles · 10 months
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Hobie! Hobie Brown!
My sister commissioned me to drawn Hobie, even though I was going to draw him anyway 😅
He was such a fun person to draw, although challenging. But I think I learned a lot of new things drawing him! Like I learned his hairstyle has a name! They are called Wicks, which was cool to learn!
But the amount of colour I used was just a joy.
11 hours - Procreate
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kagayguri · 11 months
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If only you knew... I deadass went to sleep bc I saw a huntsman disappear inside my room T_T Even though they aren't dangerous to humans, I'd still take my chances while unconscious only
More of them need to be like golden orbs. Outside, never leaving their web, and they're actually kinda nice to look at (that's a lie, typing that gave me a mental image I'd rather forget)
FUCK I HAD THE MOST PERFECT MEME FOR THIS
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Peter: Mr Loki, you have to promise me that once we enter the theatre, you don’t threaten the candy bar man into giving us free lollies.
Loki: I promise.
[Five minutes later]
Loki: GIMME YO FUCKING SHIT OR ELSE!
Peter: Mr Loki!
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tea-rexxy · 11 months
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Spiderman: I'm Traumatised
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months
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The spider gang notice Huntsman wearing what appears to be blue collar they ask about it only for Huntsman to reveal it's a blue insularis snake wrapped around his neck
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They look so beautiful
Spideypool: hey is that a boa?
Y/N: nah. An insularis.
The snake hisses at Spideypool…
Y/N: aint she gorgeous?
Spideypool: I-I should’ve worn my brown pants!!
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mmmm-bitch · 2 years
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I joined a discord server a few days ago and immediately made the dumbest meme and posted it and i’m quite proud. I never talk in any discord servers so this made me dumb happy lol
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All i could imagine was Bakugou in one of those Steve Irwin hats. Image below for full resolution. Warning it’s really dumb and made poorly cause i went as fast as possible.
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samanthasgone · 2 years
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vivwritesfics · 3 months
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Spider-Man Kiss
One particularly bad crash lands her in hospital, out for the count. Max, Lando and Charles visit her every single day. While she's out the reader lives several different lives. The one thing they all have in common? Her boys
Max Verstappen x Reader, Lando Norris x reader, Charles Leclerc x reader
Any suggestions for the fandoms used in the next part would be much appreciated!! I'm thinking maybe pjo, maybe harry potter, maybe star wars but im not sure
The Second Part The Third Part
Huge thanks to @cheriladycl01 for their help with this one
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The Ferrari hadn’t felt right all afternoon. But her engineers insisted that there was nothing wrong with the car, that she should keep driving. So, she did just that. Qualifying had been good, not the best, but good, and she’d started in fourth.
But then she was overtaken by a Mercedes. She wasn’t sure what Mercedes; she just knew it was a Mercedes. The car fell apart after that. It wasn’t long before she lost control of the car. Her back tyre clipped the corner and sent her flying into the barriers.
The session was red flagged when she didn’t climb out of her car or respond on the radio. “What happened?” Asked Max Verstappen as he led the rest of grid into the pit lane. His engineer didn’t tell him right away. He let Max stop his car before he told him.
Charles and Lando had been behind her. Charles himself had almost been involved in the accident, having followed close behind. “Fuck, Y/N!” He shouted as it happened. With no other choice but to keep driving, Charles looked in his mirrors, trying to watch for her leaving the car. At the red flag he was panicking. This couldn’t have been good news.
“Holy shit,” Lando found himself saying as he drove past the Ferrari in the barriers. “Is she okay?” But nobody had an answer for him.
She was pulled out of the car and placed onto a stretcher. She was out cold as they placed her in the ambulance and drove away. As soon as her car was removed from the barrier the race resumed. But neither of the three drivers could concentrate. All she had been told was that she was alive, but they couldn’t stop worrying about her.
For maybe the first time in all of their careers, they couldn’t wait for the race to end. It was a foreign sensation, and none of them liked it. The podium wasn’t for celebrating, and none of them were filled with enthusiasm as they covered one another in champagne.
As soon as they could they raced to the hospital to be by her side. It wasn’t an easy sight, seeing her lying on the hospital bed, connected to a drip. “Oh my God,” whispered Lando as he slipped in the seat beside her and took her hand. Max sat on a small space on her bed and Charles leaned against the wall beside the bed.
Videos of the crash had been all over social media. The boys couldn’t go into Instagram without seeing it. Sure, the captions and comments were all wishing her well, but it was still hard to see. “I wonder what she’s dreaming about,” Charles said quietly, almost sadly as he petted her hair.
“I hope it’s something nice,” Max said, kissing the side of her head.
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The party was in full swing. The drinks were flowing, and Y/N had already had plenty. Charles stood behind the bar, serving with a sultry smile, and Lewis entertained his guests. She sat beside Daniel, leaning against him as she sipped her drink. He was speaking to Max, a man who still refused to acknowledge everyone.
Lewis and Max didn’t get along. It was understandable, Max had been an unstoppable killing machine, and he’d killed Lewis’s parents. But they’d saved the world together, and he was giving him a chance.
The Iron Man, in his strapping suit, walked past and offered Y/N his hand. “Dance with me,” Lewis said and she happily obliged, handing Daniel her drink to look after.
Daniel may have been Australian, but he was still Captain America. He certainly loved this country enough to be their Captain America. He protected Y/N’s drink as he continued talking to Max. Misunderstood Max, who had been his best friend all those years ago. Max, who had been ripped away from him in the war. Max, who wasn’t the same man he used to be now that he was returned to him.
“Where’s Lando?” She asked as she danced with him.
Lewis shrugged his shoulders. “Oh, you know kids. He’s probably swinging about somewhere.”
She gave him a look, one that said she was unimpressed. “You didn’t invite him, did you?” She asked, and Lewis looked at the floor, still slightly smiling. “Lewis! He really looks up to you,” she said and stepped away from him.
“Hey!” Lewis called after her. “Where are you going?”
“To get him!” She called back as she grabbed her coat. Lewis, Max and Daniel watched as she walked out of the tower they called home.
Lando wasn’t an easy guy to find. He didn’t answer his phone when he was in his suit, swinging from building to building. The easiest way to find him was to look up (and follow the news articles).
Currently, Lando was sat on top of the building opposite Lewis’s, watching as the party went on without him. He’d just so happened to land on the building opposite during his nightly patrol, and it was just a little heart breaking. He didn’t see as Y/N left the party to go find him, just continued to watch as Pierre sat on the bar as Charles poured drinks.
Using news sites, Y/N found herself on the next roof over. Lando didn’t spot her. But she certainly spotted him. As quickly as she could, she left the roof and ran over to the next building.
Lando knew she was there before she opened the door. Well, he knew that somebody was there. He stood up in an almost protective stance, waiting for her to push open the door to the roof.
"Lan?" She called softly as she walked towards him. "What're you doing up here?"
He pulled his mask off as he strode towards her. "Having fun at the party?" He asked somewhat bitterly.
She gave him a look. "C'mon," she said, reaching for him. "Lewis meant to invite you but he never got around to it. I came to get you."
But Lando didn't believe her. Of course he didn't. She stepped up to him and ran her fingers through his hair. They'd always been close, and, as much as he wanted to kiss her, he couldn't. Not yet.
Lando bit the inside of his cheek. He wrapped his arms around her and looked down at her, waiting for her next move. "I left the party to come get you," she said as she gently swayed from side to side. "How about you swing us across and we can crash the party," she said.
He pulled his mask back over his face and wrapped on arms around her. "Hold on tight," he said and she squeezed her arms around him.
Lando swung them across. He shot a web at Lewis's tower and swung them both across, landing them on the helicopter pad. Even once they had landed Lando still had his arms around her. She giggled and pulled his mask off as she grabbed a hold of him and pulled him through the tower.
The party was dwindling down. Daniel and Max were still there, as was Charles and Pierre. Esteban was pulling on his coat, heading out, and Lewis was surveying everything from the landing above.
"Sorry we're late," said Y/N as she pulled Lando over to the bar. Charles got the both of them a drink and Y/N pulled him over to Max and Daniel.
Daniel liked Lando. He was a good kid and Daniel knew he had a lot to give. It took some time for Max to warm up for Lando, but he felt somewhat protective over him, like Lando was some lost puppy.
"We were wondering when you were gonna turn up," Daniel said as he leaned back in his chair.
Lando pulled at his suit somewhat uncomfortably. "Anybody got anything I can change into?" He asked as he sipped at his drink.
Nodding his head, Max stood up and led Lando out of the room to get changed into something a lot more comfortable.
"I'm not surprised you went to get him," said Daniel as Y/N sat herself opposite. She rolled her eyes and leaned back, looking towards the doorway. "You've liked him since our Formula One days."
"What?" She asked quickly. "What did you say?"
Daniel cleared his throat. "I said you've liked him since he first joined the team."
That was definitely not what he said, but she didn't call into into question. "Have not," she mumbled, quickly finishing her drink.
Daniel rolled his eyes. On the next mission, he was putting them together. They could work it out then."
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"Here," Lando said as he bought Max something to eat. Just days before Max and Charles had gone into Y/N's apartment and pulled books from her shelf. They took it in turns to read to her as she laid in her hospital bed.
A few of the grid had come by to see her, to wish her well. But, to them, it wasn't looking good. Daniel tried to talk to her, tried to jog her awake that way, but it wasn't working. Nothing seemed to be working.
Eventually their teams came to pull them away. They still had a job to do, and she would want them to do it. But it was damn near impossible to leave her. It broke their goddamn hearts.
"Keep dreaming, chérie," said Charles as he kissed the top of her head. Max squeezed her hand, but he got no squeeze in return. Lando couldn't bear to leave her.
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The first half of the mission was a success. They stopped H.Y.D.R.A from making more super soldiers or something (nobody was really concentrating on the first half of the mission. It was piece of cake anyway) and were ready to head home.
Except one of their cohort was missing. Spider-Man was nowhere to be seen. "Lan?" Y/N said into her comm. "Where are you? Are you okay?"
There was a moment of a struggle, not like Lando was in trouble, but like he was pushing on something. "Yeah," he said. "I'm... somewhere. I've been locked in a room."
Daniel let out a sigh. "Let's go find him," he said and led the way. Daniel led Y/N back through the H.Y.D.R.A base, almost like he knew exactly where to go.
In a room deep inside of the base, Y/N ran over to the closet. There was chains holding the doors shut with a padlock keeping them secure. The doors shook; clearly Lando was in there.
"Danny? Use those strong arms of your and pull these open," she said as she stood beside the closet door.
Daniel did just that. He pulled open the closet door, but he didn't let Lando out. Instead he pushed Y/N inside and shut the door again, holding them shut. "Daniel, what the hell?!" She shouted as she pounded against the door. "Let us out, you dick!"
"Not until you kiss or something!" He shouted back.
She could barely see in the dark closet as Lando pulled off his mask, his hair messy. "What is he going on about?" He asked as he leaned against the wall.
Y/N let out a sigh. It was now or never. "Our gracious Captain America thinks I have a crush on you," she said as she continued to push on the door. But Daniel was annoyingly strong and the door wouldn't budge.
Lando looked at her. "Do you?" He asked somewhat hesitantly.
She tried the best to look at him in the darkness. "Would it matter if I do?"
He thought about it for a moment. Yeah, it really would matter. Instead of answering, Lando climbed his way up the wall. He went to the middle of the ceiling and let himself hang down. "Have you ever heard of a Spider-Man kiss?"
Her hands held his cheek. She leaned forward and kissed him. Their eyes were shut as Y/N tried to pull him closer. But it was impossible, he was as close as he could possibly be.
It was so intoxicating. She was so intoxicating that Lando nearly slipped off the wall. He still had a hold of it as Daniel opened the door to let them out. He probably wouldn't have believed them unless he saw it with his own eyes, saw the way Lando kissed her.
Her eyes opened when she saw the light flooding into the closet. "Wow," she whispered, but it was only for Lando's ears. But she still pulled away and lunged at Daniel, knocking him to the floor. Her punches weren't hurting him. As she punched him she said a quiet, "thank you."
Daniel couldn't stop himself from grinning.
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Lando brushed his fingers through her hair. As soon as the race was over he headed back to the hospital to once again be at her side. "I miss you," he whispered, his hands stilling. "We all do. But I think me and Max and Charles miss you the most."
He didn't expect a response. And he didn't get one.
"You missed Monza. I know how much you love Monza." She excelled at Monza. Everybody expected this to be her first Ferrari win. The TIFOSI loved her and couldn't wait to see her win in Italy.
But she didn't get to this year. Lando would have loved to watch her win, to stand on the podium with her.
"Fuck." Tears sprung to his ears. "I miss you so fucking much."
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natailiatulls07 · 7 months
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Haunted house
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Oscar Piastri x female!reader
Summary - McLaren are doing a haunted house halloween video and Oscar manages to rope in his girlfriend
Warning - Blood (fake), swearing, chainsaw (fake), clowns, spiders and a mention of the exorcist??
A/n - Another first timer today!! I love Oscar!! 🤍
23 Halloween season
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When Oscar told me that McLaren were doing a Halloween challenge video for their YouTube channel and had offered Oscar to rope me in, I was excited. Growing up I Ioved Halloween; dressing up, getting free sweets and watching spooky movies, they were just so exciting to me.
Naturally I grew up but yet I still held that love for the holiday. So that’s why I agree and now I’m in the passenger seat of Oscars car on our way to the secret location.
Every so often he was gently rub his thumb across my thigh, we were have a light conversation between ourselves.
Eventually, Oscar pulled in a car park when the McLaren social media team and Lando were stood around just talking and most likely waiting for our arrival. “Ah the couple has arrived!” The Brit was the first to notice us and announce our arrival.
Getting out the car, I was grateful that I decided to wear a large cream wool sweater because the weather felt nippy. “Hey dude!” Oscar and Lando greeted each other with a quick fist bump. It was soon followed by a quick side hug between me and Lando.
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The McLaren pr manager was quick to fill us in with the details of the video; we all would be going into the haunted house, go through the different sections and then come back out at the end. Simple as that.
At this point though, thats when my nerves kicked in. I started to get anxious but I didn't want to show that emotion, knowing that if I did Oscar would make me not do it.
The team started to film, before Lando and Oscar explaining the video to the viewers. "Hey guys! So today me, Lando and Y/n are going to do this super fun haunted house!" There's sarcasm in his voice when he says 'super fun', which makes both me and Lando laugh together.
Lando manages to compost himself. "There will be multiple different sections to the house, however we don't know what the sections are and what they're like" I look over to the entrance of the house and cringe. "So let's go!"
We all start to walk towards the entrance with the camera man behind us. "Ladies first..." As if insync, Lando and Oscar move to allow me to walk in first which I quickly say thank you to and walk inside despite my nerves.
Once inside, it's pitch black. I can hear distant noises which I cannot describe, foreign noises. A hand goes to grasp mine and I jump at the sudden contact. "It's me, sweetheart" Oscars australian accent comes from behind me in the darkness.
"Oh god...we're two steps in and Oscars already being all lovey dovey" The Brit from what sounds like behind Oscar complains.
"You're such a child!" Oscar moans as to which laugh along with him.
After walking about five steps through the darkness, we come to another door. Making our way through the door, I'm greeted with walls decorated in thousands of tiny orange, blue and green glow in the dark dotes. "Oh this is cute!" I comment but immediately regret my words when a glow in the dark clown starts jumping out on us.
"AH FUCK!" Lando shouts, even though he is the furthest back out of the three of us. The bright clown laughs hideously and starts making his way towards me.
I'm suddenly pull back by my hand, the hand that Oscar has ahold of. Colliding with his chest I feel him quickly moving us past the clown onto the next section.
Just as we made it past the clown, the two of us hear Lando again. "You ain't scary bitch!" There's a pause. "AH Wait fuck, maybe you are!"
Oscar leans his head down, so that his mouth is next to my ear. "Are you okay?" He whispers, and in that moment I feel alone and disconnected from the world with him.
Nodding my head. "Yeah, it was cute and then that fucker came. But yeah I'm okay" I lean up to give him a quick kiss on the lips before looking around at the next section.
There's a bloody operation table, laid on top is a little girl dressed in a long white gown. Her hair long, black and extremely tangled. Around us, looks like an old operating room yet the walls, much like the table, is covered in crimson blood.
You know instantly when Lando has entered because of his uncontrolable reaction. "EW! WTF" I find myself laughing at his childish reaction to the section, Oscar laughs along with me.
Lights start flashing and we all turn to the girl on the table. Noticing how she is now slowly moving up into a sitting up position. "Oh and she lives, just fucking brilliant!" McLarens British driver comments sarcastically.
Once she sits up, her waist turns so she is now facing us. "Help me! Help! He's going to kill me!" Just as she finishes her sentance, we all hear the whirring of a chainsaw behind us as to which we all turn. Coming face to face with a tall and broad man, in his hands there's a chainsaw and much like the rest of the room covered in blood.
He jumps forward, more so my way, causing me to scream out in fright. "I need another body...yours will do" He smiles disturbingly.
“Yeah fuck this, no way are you coming after my girl sir!” This took both me and Lando by surprise as Oscar was never one to react this much openly. He quickly moves us out of the room, Lando still behind us when he says “Yeah that’s right bitch! Back off!” Followed by his high pitch laugh and a high pitch scream, also from Lando.
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We all collectively make our way through the rest of the haunted house, coming across a spider themed room and a exorcist themed room. As usual, Lando is making little comments and screams the whole way through.
Admittedly on some of the room, either me or Oscar join in Landos terrified comments.
I push through the long bunting across the door way, we come out of the haunted house. A camera team is set up awaiting our post haunted house reactions.
“That was fun!” I comment which earns me a dirty look from Lando, and a laugh from Oscar who has his arms wrapped around my waist.
Both Oscar and Lando are quick to make a outro, wrapping up the video. After talking with the media team and Lando, me and Oscar get back into his car making our way home.
“Thank you for inviting me today baby” I say, looking over at Oscar who is focusing on the road.
“It’s alright, plus I needed someone to put up with Lando so thank you!” Pulling up to a red light, Oscar takes my hand and kisses my knuckles gently.
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