#Incorrect Ghostbusters Quote

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Phoebe: (running into the living room angry) Can I say a bad word?! CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

Callie: (distracted) Sure.

Phoebe: (to Trevor in the the other) YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

Callie: (shocked Pikachu face)

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[ariel-seagull-wings]

Ron Alexander:  My daddy liked guns, liquor and women.

Peter Venkman:  I guess he liked jail too.

#idw ghostbusters #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quote #source: everybody hates chris

[not-mary-sue]

Phoebe: Don't you hate it when the ghost you develop a crush on almost ends the world.

Trevor: That's...not a universal experience.

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[strangesthirdeye]

No one:

me: *watching Ghostbusters for the first time and laid eyes on Egon Spengler*

Also me: *new fictional character crush unlock*

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[khakirnelm]

From an incorrect quote generator

If Melody was a human tho

Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody: Oh! B positive. Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody:

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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Phoebe: Phoebe: fsh

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Phoebe: So what's for dinner? Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no." Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf... Phoebe: Goblin it is.

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Trevor: My head hurts. Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Phoebe: *types in Melody* Computer: Your password is too weak. Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs? Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS?? Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Phoebe: Why are you on fire? Melody: This is just how my day is going.

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Podcast: Change is inedible.

Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?

Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Callie: What's that?

Phoebe: Remorse code.

Callie: I'm even angrier now.

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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.

Melody: *exists*

Phoebe: Shit.

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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?

Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-

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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Phoebe:

Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.

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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Phoebe: I will politely decline.

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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!! Phoebe: you mean an idea..? Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!

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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Trevor: You need to stop.

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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said? Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Gary: I got distracted about halfway through. Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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If Melody was a human, again

Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot. Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Callie: You did WHAT– Phoebe: William Snakepeare

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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you. Lucky: What? Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Callie: You would eat yourself? Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Melody: It was me... Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?

Wade: One?

Peter: No.

Wade: Two?

Peter: No.

Wade: Is it one?

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis? Natasha: One? Peter: No. Natasha: Two? Peter: No. Natasha: Is it one?

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[darkness-and-books]

More Egon x reader incorrect quotes

Egon: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Y/N: Marry me.

change wine to twinkies

Egon: I feel like doing something stupid. Y/N: I’m stupid, do me.

Egon: You’re not jealous, are you? Y/N: No! Egon: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Egon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Egon: I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy? Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Egon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Egon: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Y/N: What hints have you given them? Egon: Well, I think about them a lot. Egon: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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[crybabycunt]

(Yelena is knocked out in a blast and is coming-to)

Yelena: How long was I out? Kate: It's 2040. Yelena: What? Kate: THE PRESIDENT IS A PLANT! Yelena: Oh my god. Clint: (elbows Kate) Quit it. Kate: I'm kidding. You were out 10 seconds.

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[kiraxcute]

Egon: *tapping fingers on table*

Ray: *taps fingers back furiously*

Peter: …What’s going on?

Winston: Morse code. They’re talking.

Egon: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Ray: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

At the end of Afterlife

Peter: Well, everything worked out fine.

Ray: No, it didn’t! Egon’s dead!

#Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters: Afterlife #Peter Venkman #Ray Stantz #Egon Spengler #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quote #Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Simpsons

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Kylie Griffin: 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool... than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Ron Alexander (thinking):  What does that mean? You better say something, or they'll think you're stupid.

Ron Alexander: Takes one to know one!

Ron Alexander (thinking): Swish!

#Incorrect Ghostbusters Quote #source: the simpsons #idw ghostbusters

[brokentvs]

Who wants an AU where Phoebe is trying to cling onto the memory of Melody but can’t because when she took her soul out of her body she quite literally lost a piece of herself??

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: for a minute there I thought our house was haunted, until the 2ft ghost with a sheet over its head walked into a door and whispered ‘ow’

Jesper: I think we can hold off on calling the ghostbusters for now

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[s-sunday-girldyke]

more incorrect quotes from ghostbusters because I see that you really liked the ones I uploaded before

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Trevor: Are you busy?

Phoebe: Yes.

Trevor: Cool, listen to this.

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Podcast, texting Gary: *sends a voice message*

Gary, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Podcast: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Gary: *presses play*

Podcast's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Trevor: So, what’s Lucky's type?

Phoebe: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, cars lover.

Trevor: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Phoebe: Did I mention oblivious?

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Lucky: Where are you going?

Trevor: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Lucky: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Gary, knowing full well that Lucky got Trevor an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Podcast: What's your greatest fear?

Phoebe: Being forgotten.

Podcast: ...

Podcast: Damn, that's deep.

Podcast: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Trevor: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Gary: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Podcast: Look guys, I need help.

Lucky: Love help?

Phoebe: Financial help?

Gary: Emotional help?

Melody: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Melody*

Melody: What?

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Phoebe: This bloodline ends with me.

Lucky: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Gary: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Callie: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Gary:

Callie: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Podcast: We know what you meant.

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Trevor: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Melody: We're chopsticks!

Trevor: Well... that's cute!

Trevor: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Phoebe: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Gary: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Lucky: Take them!

Melody: Punch them in the neck!

Callie: Say thank you!

Trevor: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Gary: …

Gary: No.

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Slimer would be disappointed in that last one 😔

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[incorrectghostbustersquotes189]

Some incorrect quotes with Egon in them in honor of Harold’s birthday!!!

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Egon: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Janine, watching Ray and Peter fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Egon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Janine: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Ray: Egon.

Peter: Spengs.

Egon: Me.

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Winston: Peck ain’t the problem this year.

Egon: When are you gonna get it? Peck is ALWAYS the problem.

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Egon: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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Peter: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.

Ray: There’s no critic more honest than Spengler!

Egon: Bad.

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Egon: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Peter: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Ray: Would you punch Peck-

Egon: Yes.

Ray: I didn't even finish!

Egon: Sorry, continue.

Ray: Would you slap Peck for 10 dollars?

Egon: I would do it for free.

Peck: Rude...

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Ray: *venting endlessly to Egon about their week*

Egon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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