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lemonspades · 2 days

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a little something while I do things

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tanema123 · 3 days

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Reminder

Draw this interview.

Interviewer and chill Zestial

I: So, how many Litwicks you got in your mansion?

Z: Like a hundred.

I:... And the spiders...

Z: I stopped counting after a thousand.

I:I see... And the pawniards and duckletts?

Z: Oh, those belong to my wife! Ain't she beautiful?

I:... Do I even wanna ask why are Giratina and Cresselia in your backyard with a bunch of hoot hoots? And I think I saw an Arceus as well...

Z: ...Considering the pauses between the questions, you probably don't.

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haihaihaitani · 2 days

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Happy Wife, Happy Life ~ *Shuji Hanma*

Summary: Shuji loves you so much he would do anything for you. And that means not bleeding on your freshly cleaned carpets.

Pairing: Shuji Hanma X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluffyish Oneshot

Word Count: 1429

Warning: Swearing, mentions blood

Masterlist

When you first met Shuji, you fell in love hard and fast. He was wild, crazy, and completely free. He knew what he wanted and he wanted you. He treated you like you were the only girl in the world for him. And sure you may have catered to his every whim, but he paid you back in kind, making you feel loved and wanted.

When he asked you to marry him a couple years later, there was no doubt in your mind regarding your decision. You said yes without the slightest hint of hesitation. It was an extravagant and beautiful affair, with all of Bonten in attendance. You said your vows a few feet off the floor and enjoyed the party of the century with the rest of your friends.

Now, you may not be the best wife in the world, you certainly did try. You were attentive and loving, doing everything in your power to make sure the days went by smoothly. It was easier said than done, considering how high up in Bonten Shuji was. He was either coming home bloody and bruised or he wasn't coming home at all. His temper and wild ways often got the better of him, and you found yourself having to pull him back from the edge too many times to count. Still, you wouldn't trade the life you built together for the world.

Gang life never scared you. In fact, you embraced it, if not for Shuji's sake, but also because you were both feared and respected. You took the role of a vice executive's wife very seriously. You made connections with other high ranking women in the underworld that served as useful links for Bonten. You even managed to get them a loophole with the police and judicial system, through subtle bribes of food and high class trinkets. In return for lending a helping hand with your charm, they gave you a hefty allowance to use for whatever you desired and protection from any and all enemies. You were truly living your best life.

Your pride and joy, besides Shuji, had to be your estate. When you both were pulling in over a million per payload, you asked Shuji to move out of the city. He agreed as long as the two of you still had a penthouse in case things became dicey and the estate needed to be forfeited. You also asked if you could be the one who built and decorated the place, which he also agreed to. Every step of creating the mansion of your dreams was carefully executed with excruciating detail. But you loved every second of it. The estate served as a physical monument of the life you and Shuji made for yourselves. It had to be perfect. And it was absolutely perfect in your eyes when you completed it. You were also more than pleased when Shuji told you how much he loved what you did with the place. The night you both moved in, each room was christened at the insistence of your husband, and who were you to deny him?

From then on, if you were doing work in the city, you were at the estate. Sure, Shuji hired staff to help with the upkeep, but you also pitched in to make sure everything was in tip top shape. At least once a week you hosted Bonten and their relations at the estate to show it off. You were truly proud of all the craftsmanship and love you poured into this estate and no one was going to ruin it or take it away from you.

One day, you were surveying a new shipment of furniture for the sunroom, as spring was almost here. Every other year, Shuji gave you a stipend to change out the furniture so you could keep up with the trends. It was at your insistence that you donated the old furniture, which took some convincing but he eventually conceded. As you helped move the last couch and end table into the sunroom, you heard the boisterous voice of your husband of five years bounce down the hall.

"Shuji? Are you home?" You called out to him.

"Doll! Where are you?" He yelled back. You rolled your eyes before finding him in the front room.

You smiled and walked into his open arms. He peppered your face with questions as you said, "You're home early."

"Not really. I have to head out soon with the guys." It was then that you realized Sanzu, the Haitani brothers, and Hajime were standing behind him.

Flashing them a sweet smile, you nodded. "Hello boys. How have you been?"

"Honestly, we've been better." Ran scowled. "We got some punks who are encroaching on our territory and we're going to go teach them a lesson tonight."

You frowned at his words and pulled away from Shuji's relentless kisses. You fixed him with a harsh glare. "What do you mean you're going to teach them a lesson? Are you doing something you shouldn't tonight, Shuji?"

He winced as you used his name. "Ah, c'mon, doll. It's nothing that serious. We're just going to rough them up a little, remind them who they're messing with. It'll be a quick little operation. In and out. I'll be back before you're asleep and then the two of us can have a little fun tonight..."

You rolled your eyes and slapped his shoulder. "Leave the innuendos for when we're alone, got it?"

"Whatever you say, doll."

You then turned back to the other members of Bonten. "Is what my dear husband telling me true? Did Mikey order this little operation?"

Sanzu gave a wicked grin as he nodded. "Yep! It was on Mikey's orders that we carry this intimidation operation out. It's going to be so much fun! I haven't gotten to fight anyone in like forever!"

"You fought with some of the new hires last week." Rindou muttered.

"Yeah, but I had to hold back with them, or else they'd be no use to us. This time, I get to really let loose! And if someone dies, well, it's their fault for being so weak."

Your eyes widened and you ripped yourself out of Shuji's grasp, earning a pathetic whine from him. You pointed an accusing finger at him. "You are not going to murder anyone tonight! I just got the carpets clean! Plus I have new furniture in the sunroom! If any of you get so much as a speck of blood on anything in my house, I swear I will kill you all myself with your own guns and make it look like a suicide!"

Shuji didn't even flinch at your threat. Instead, he gave a wide, adoring grin. He glanced over his shoulders at the other members of Bonten. "Alright men, you heard the wife. No murder tonight."

"Ah what?" Sanzu whined. "But I really want to!"

He lazily shook his head. "Nope. Not tonight. Besides, I also don't want any blood in this house either. It's too messy and a bitch to clean up."

"You didn't seem that concerned two months ago." Hajime gave a smirk, knowing he said something that was going to get Shuji in trouble.

"What's that supposed to mean?" You harshly grabbed your husband's tie. "Did you get blood in my house when I wasn't here two weeks ago? I swear if you did-"

"Jeez woman." His smooth voice stopped you, as he continued to grin at you. "I thought you said to keep the innuendos for when we're alone. Keep this up and you're going to make me-"

You release his tie with a scowl. "You're disgusting."

"And you're sexy as hell when you're angry." He shook his head. "Oh, we are so having fun when I get home tonight."

You scoffed and folded your arms over your chest. You refused to show him how hot and bothered you were getting. "You have your mission from Mikey to carry out. You all should be heading out. Get out of my house and don't come back if you're all covered in blood."

"Will do, boss lady." Ran gave you a mock salute before ushering the other members out of the estate.

Shuji, on the other hand, lingered for a moment. He gave you a seductive wink. "Since I can't be covered in blood when I get back, I want you in that little red number I love when I get back."

"We'll see." You snapped, though you already knew what you were changing into when he left.

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 day

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I Am All In Rewatch - Episode 2x17 (Part 2)

And boy did she rally for Luke? And I just I just fell so more and more in love with her character. Like what an outstanding episode for Lorelai. I mean, I think she could murder people from here on out, I'd still love her...Like mom, you don't understand what real life is all about and what loving other people is about, and opening your heart to an entire community of people is about. Where their status is not involved, money is not involved. It's real feelings, it's real values, you know. It's like treating people well no matter what station of life they're from. -Scott

#i am all in #luke x lorelai #lorelai x luke #luke danes #lorelai gilmore #javajunkie #gilmore girls #scott patterson #2x17 #lauren graham #married #love #soulmate things

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kalitelierotizm · 20 hours

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#evli çift #married #fill my pussy #sexy tease #wife exhibition #so fuckable

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drulalovescas · 2 months

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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WAS INTENTIONAL

#the cross #the I do #the welcome home in the middlw of nowhere #they knew what they werw doing #MARRIED #spn 13x6 #destiel #supernatural #spn

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teenageobservationperfection · 20 days

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#myss keta #90s fashion #cute model #wocmakeup #sentimente #lgbtq #married #psd #yunhyeong #lin

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wifesarah · 3 months

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Who wants to meet up 🥰😌

#hotwives #married #married life #perfect wife #sharing wife #wife #wife fantasy #young wife #swingers #sexy content #sharing is caring #sexy breast #sexy titts #sexy pose #hot nude #swing lifestyle

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year

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I married Tinky Winky (the purple Teletubby).

#dream #tinky winky #teletubbies #marriage #married #wedding #love #relationship

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paradiseyuri · 5 months

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Created by : ☆间间Pluto☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

#Yuri #puella magi madoka magica #PMMM #Madoka Kaname #wife x wife #Homura Akemi #married #GL #WLW #Girls Love #Art by #间间Pluto #@JianJian134340 #please support the artist in twitter!

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smknhwlizzy2 · 3 months

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Mounds of fun,💋💋

#premium content #hot wife #married #modelling #mom bod #sexy #sexy peachy bum 🍑#perfect bum #pierced #nice buns

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tanema123 · 2 days

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People. I give you more Zestmillla content. I lead you through the process that went in it. From the initial sketches to the final product.

In this artpiece, we got Carmilla carrying Zestial koala style. Now you may be thinking, why is that?

Well. It was windy and Zestial is light as a feather. We can't have our spider flying away!

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tiii13 · 10 months

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A kiss on her forehead...

#fanart #witch from mercury #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #sulemio #married #;v;

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 day

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I Am All In Rewatch - Episode 2x17 (Part 1)

For me, this was just more proof of the glory of Lauren Graham. Okay, I mean, what a delightful presence on screen. And let me tell you something. Another thought popped into my little head when I was watching this episode. You could inject Lauren Graham into just about any nineteen sixties or nineteen seventies series and she would have. She could have been in Bewitched. She could have been the lead in Bewitched. She she rivals Elizabeth Montgomery energy and and and lightness and skill and and and and you know she wasn't. Her comedy in this episode was more subtle than everything because she was so busy doing stuff. But it was so nuanced and so great. But she was being such a great friend, and she was being so charming, and she was so easy to watch, and it was just, oh, my goodness. -Scott

#i am all in #luke x lorelai #lorelai x luke #luke danes #lorelai gilmore #love #scott patterson #gilmore girls #lauren graham #2x17 #javajunkie #married

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jaess-jinx · 10 months

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