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Please bear with me, I had an odd idea.. (people who dislike joker and joker content / ideas do not look)
Batjokes but in an odd way
What if batjokes happened but between the underlings of respective characters?
A prophecy foretold that soon will a young blood join the Batfamily - a person of a noble heart and with a caring soul (Kevin). But Joker learned of it before Batman did and he caught said person in the prophecy and turned him into one of his goons. On top of that , he planned to change his mind and turn him into someone akin to his own clown self - to prove further that anyone can be manipulated and broken into a total maniac. And to add insult , he wished to do that to someone who is considered to be of the “same league” as Batman himself.
And so happened that, Batman took in a different man (Bill) - someone on the verge of crossing the line and someone who was filled with disappointment and who grew resentful toward the world. Batman did so not so much out of hope that it would be the man in the prophecy, but because he hoped to help him .
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And its like a n open world game where you can play as Kevin and Bill ? And in that open world game you could make evil or heoric choices, and depending on which you choose you will get an ending.
If Kevin does evil things, at the end he fully turns into a new Joker, proving the Joker’s point. If he does heroic things instead, he gets a true ending. Canonically, heroic choices would fit Kevin more than Bill. A balance between good and evil choices will lead to a neutral ending, where Kevin just leaves and starts living his ordinary life but with guilt and existential crisis after being traumatized by Joker.
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If Bill does heroic stuff and listens to Batfamily, he gets a true ending, but if he betrays Batman he becomes a rogue of his own and completely abandons all morals (?) and its some sort of neutral ending.
If bothe sides do good choices, they get to meet at the true ending, where they have to fight . But at the end they both realize that being on Joker’s and Batman’s side is no good and they both leave them and form a duo
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Kevin is a sweethear with a heart of gold who is mentally very tough, so he treats Bill nicely and Bill lieks him a lot at the end.
I am not a writer, I just wanted to share a random idea (I am sorry for the quality of writing and for all mistakes in english)
Tbh i made this up because I really wanted a story where the Joker is the one who helps Batman mentally. But I felt that using canon Joker and Batman would be bad so I broke a leg and did this.
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assombra · 4 months
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ORIGINS
Part 1
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duckiesillyness · 1 year
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Harley visits Batman and Joker to see their babies (batman had to be in his suit bc Harley doesn't know his identity, also it keeps the babies happy :>)
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gummywurm-gaming · 1 year
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Hrrrrrng... batjokes gnomeo and juliet au... *fucking DIES*
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jokin-around · 4 months
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When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear ☀️
And I feel so fine 🍭
Just to know that you are mine 🌈
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cherriiramen · 5 months
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hhhhhh but what if everything was fixed and Joker was fixed and he was no longer Joker but Jack Napier instead after Bruce talked with him an actual meaningful emotional conversation (after Alfred sat him down and lectured him about his complicated bottled up feelings towards him) and made sure he gets regularly doses of therapy afterwards (with him accompanying him) and he tried another go at being a stand-up comedian and he was extremely successful and everyone laughed at his jokes and he laughed with them because he was genuinely happy and sometimes he’d end up having to pause mid-stage to wipe his eyes from tears of joy and then when everyone claps Bruce would be in the crowd somewhere and claps the loudest and they got married and shared custody of Robin together and Alfred slayed as a father in law and and wasnwjkwo
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(whispers) it’s canon now.
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brocedesbenz · 3 months
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my favorite part of fandom is that specific moment when we all collectively go, "Oh yes, now blorbo needs to open a coffee shop" followed by the infamous "and they should fall in love w shitto while they're at it"
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le-sluagh · 15 days
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#2 Batman: Vigilante (My AU) as Vines
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gampooo · 1 year
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Silly doodles💥😩💦
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assombra · 8 months
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♤♡◇♧ SOMBRA ♧◇♡♤
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WHAT IS SOMBRA?
Sombra is a fan comic created by @arcthie. Is a batjokes focus kinda story, with some poor english, a lot of references and bad people trying their best.
Huge inspiration by
Animations: LEGO Batman | Batman the Brave and the Bold | Batman animated series
Podcasts: Batman Unburied | Riddler: Secrets in the Dark | Batman the Audio Adventures | Rogues! Podcast
Games: Telltale Batman - The Enemy Within | Arkham Origins
TRIGGERS
Important to say that this comic comes with a lot of baggage, so be careful.
Self harm;
Existential crisis;
Violence;
Blood;
Psychological torture.
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duckiesillyness · 1 year
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batjokes adopted fanchildren, Rocky created by me, Claire created by @muse-the-multi
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gabbelart · 2 years
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Domestic AU with the bois. Also, yes, Telltale x Lego
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based drawings on two beautiful oneshots named "Some wishes do come true" and "maybe we are like a family" by hazzaytommo, on AO3. If you like these kind of readings, i highly recommend take a look at it 💓
I also got lil inspired to do some events cus I'm weak for fluff and domestic stuff, sue me.
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jokin-around · 1 year
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Life could be a dream
If only all my precious plans would come true
If you would let me spend my whole life loving you
Life could be a dream 💖
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polararts · 1 year
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Joker celebrates mardi gras or something.
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ask-jokeboi · 1 year
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I wanna do bad things to you 😈
Slide on through my window 🔥
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le-sluagh · 8 days
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#7 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)
Poison Ivy: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Harley Quinn: For the hyenas.
Poison Ivy: Why are you making pancakes for the hyenas?
Harley Quinn: They don't know how.
*****
Alfred: When's the last time you slept?
Batman: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Alfred: A few- how many?!
Batman: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Alfred: What you need is sleep!
*****
Scarecrow: What’s up with you?
Bane: What do you mean?
Scarecrow: You’ve been nice with me all day. What’s your game?
*****
Poison Ivy: Do you cook?
Harley Quinn: I made cake sometimes.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, it’s good.
Harley Quinn: Really?
Two Face: Don’t make him lie twice, Harley.
*****
Riddler, pointing Joker and Harley dancing outside, with Scarecrow in the middle, on the top of a tree:  What are they doing?
Poison Ivy:  Scarecrow say that he could survive at a struck lightning, so Joker and Harley make the dance of the rain, to make it arrives faster.
Scarecrow, screaming: COME AT ME LIGHT!!!
Joker and Harley Quinn, cheering: YAY!!!
*****
Mad Hatter: Hey, can we stay in your lair tonight?
Two Face: Why?
Mad Hatter: Scarecrow fiddled with an ouija board and cursed us.
Riddler: And Scarecrow doesn't know how to ‘banish spirits’, so he just throws salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
*****
Joker: Are we fighting or flirting?
Batman: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Joker: Your point?
*****
Riddler: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Scarecrow, grinning: I photosynthesize with this.
*****
Two Face: Who the fuck-
Penguin: Language!
Harvey Dent: Whom the fuck-
Penguin: No.
*****
*Playing whould you rather*
Two Face: Would you rather kill Riddler, or—
Mr.Freeze: Yes, kill him.
Two Face: I didn’t say the other thing—
Mr.Freeze: I don’t need to hear it.
Riddler: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
*****
Mad Hatter: You know, you were right.
Riddler: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.
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