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#ch: amy santiago
Amy: The Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo.
Jake: You can’t fool me, Amy. I know the Ninja Turtles aren’t real.
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house-of-lovin · 11 months
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Oh. My. Goodness. THAT WAS SO GOOD
Loved it! The slow burn you've served is perfect imo. They finally talked it out and non of them were drunk?? I was shocked when they started to actually communicating. They both acknowledged they were doing some of the hurting and R took that step & allowed herself to be vulnerable with J (even though it's hard to open up like that), I'm so proud of them for that.
That hit close to home when R said she wasn't good with confrontation so I'm also of proud her about that.
Shout out to Link and Tom for knocking some into R
And ofccc J would make rules, Amy Santiago anybody?? (I see what ya did there 👀)
Wonderful chapter, take as long as you need to write the next, hope your summer break is going well!
Ps: I've wanted since CHAPTER 1 for R to confront the "boy toy" like that (who we now know as Damon) so I was real happy when she told him how it was
Tom is a real one fr😭
Chapter 8 was written before I ever posted Ch. 7, so your b99 video was actually perfect. (Amy being J LOL)
are you sure you’re not in my head cause u nailed that👀
you’re the first person to mention Damon LOL… what do we think of Vegas mystery singer 👀???
thanks for reading lovely! always great to hear your thoughts and analysis :)
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lemoncupcake · 2 years
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romance tropes (and ships) that have me by the throat [2/3]: fake relationship
[image description: 3 stacked black and white gifs of 3 different couples from 3 different shows, each with text overlay that shows the names of the characters in blue and the name of the show in white. the first gif shows jeff and annie sitting together in the hotel lobby after amy admits to pretending to be married to him in community 4x03. the second gif shows amy kissing jake on the cheek when they’re undercover as an engaged couple in brooklyn nine-nine 2x23. the third gif shows sarah giving chuck a peck on the lips before he goes to work while they’re undercover as a married couple in chuck 2x13. /end id]
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That little smile Jake gives Amy before telling her they already are a family, doesn't matter if they end up having a baby or not
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b99outofcontext · 5 years
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Person A: All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Person B will fake a medical emergency.
Person B: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.
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jacen-solos · 7 years
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Jake/Amy + milestones
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actualreyofsunshine · 6 years
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#bestparentsever
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outlawarya · 7 years
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                              favorite character + hogwarts houses  →  amy santiago
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if you want me to stay, i will stay by your side by elsaclack
Brooklyn Nine-Nine | T | 91k | 11/11 Warnings: Cancer, Discussions of death | Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Romance | Canon Divergence
Amy Santiago/Teddy Wells, Amy Santiago/Jake Peralta, Ray Holt, Terry Jeffords, Rosa Diaz, Gina Linetti, Charles Boyle, Michael Hitchcock, Norm Scully, Victor Santiago
For someone whose job requires an unusually large amount of personal risk on a near daily basis, Amy Santiago has not dedicated much time considering how she might one day die. The vague assumption that it will probably happen on the job - via stray bullets or careening cars or massive explosions - has been enough to satisfy any musing.
She never imagined doctor's visits or specialist consultations or diagnoses. She never imagined hospital gowns and thinning hair and chemotherapy.
And she never, ever imagined cancer.
READ @ AO3
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Holt: What seems to be the problem.
Amy: He keeps deliberately misusing common idioms just to make me angry!
Jake: Oh cry me a table, Santiago!
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28onlythebrave · 3 years
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jake peralta and amy santiago have the same vibes as jace herondale and clary fairchild
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amysavtiago · 4 years
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#tender
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anubislover · 5 years
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Over the past few weeks I’ve been binge-watching all of Brooklyn 99 and I’m absolutely loving it (finished season 3 last night), but I have to say, while I do occasionally feel bad for him at times and do like when good things happen to him, I can’t get behind Charles Boyle. He’s creepy, possessive, has no sense of personal space, and his obsession with Jake is frankly disturbing. I’m half expecting him to snap, kill everyone Jake’s ever been friends with, then murder Jake and eat his flesh so they can become one. Seriously, I know it’s supposed to be played for laughs, but in real life, Charles Boyle would be the stuff of nightmares.
I’m sorry if you love him. I want to love him because aside from that, I can see he’s a good person who deserves happiness! But please, writers, stop justifying his behavior and let him outgrow some of his insecurities and learn Jake’s an adult allowed to have more than one friend so I won’t feel like he should be on some kind of watch list.
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b99outofcontext · 5 years
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Person A: I love how the face mask revitalizes your skin!
Person B: And I love how it masks my shame.
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jacen-solos · 7 years
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@Andy and Melissa congrats on your faces!!!
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impossiblyizzy · 2 years
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B99 reuinion week #2 - Peraltiago
This is a podcast AU. Trigger warning: Harry Potter references.
Wizard On!
Charles Gets Inside You Episode 207 – Personality Types and Orange Soda Versus Orangina with Jake and Amy
Charles: As I was saying, there’s a lot of different types of intelligence. Like, Jake is great at problem solving.
Jake: Hey, I’m smart in other ways too! I’ve read fifteen books!
Amy: Fifty is not a lot of – wait, fifteen?
J: Yup
A: So that’s like Harry Potter plus eight others?
J: I’ve never read Harry Potter.
A: What! Who ARE you?
J: I just don’t see the point! They’re kids’ books about a wizard!
A: Oh my god, I can’t even talk to you.
J: I prefer movies!
A: Whatever, not listening.
J: Noooo, Amy, pay attention to meeee!
 Potterless Ep.1 – Sorcerer’s Stone Ch.1-8 w/Amy Santiago
J: welcome to Potterless! It’s the tale of a thirty-three-year-old man reading a series of children’s novels for the first time. My name is Jake Peralta, I am that thirty-three-year-old man, and this week I am joined by book-reader-person Amy Santiago!
A: I teach history at Columbia and I run a blog called Exciting Times: A Deep Dive Into Forgotten Moments From Our Past.
J: Right. We know each other through our friend Charles, who you may know from his podcast ‘Charles gets inside you’, which is not as sexual as it sounds.
A: He’s been inside you loads of times.
J: Yeah, it was a while before anyone else agreed to be on the pod. Can you just give us a quick overview of your relationship with Harry Potter before we start?
A: Oh, I’ve been following the series for a long time. I’m a midnight release kind of gal.
J: Ha! I bet you are.
A: Look, I know these are just kids’ books but they’re really important to a lot of people. I’ve had so many experiences because of this community.
J: Hey, I get it. I met my ex-girlfriend at a Die Hard convention.
A: Of course you did.
J: We were both trying to get Bruce Willis to sign our chests.
(I thought Jake and Amy as Schubes and Kelly would be funny and I like the idea of writing a whole fic for this, but I don’t want to lean to heavily on the HP content. Let me know if you’re interested in seeing any more of this!)
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