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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 238
[At a Chinese restaurant]
Jason, reading fortune: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."
Tim: That's pretty direct.
Jason: Right?
Jason: What does yours say?
Duke: Mine says "you will witness a crime in three minutes."
Jason: Tim, what does yours...?
Tim: "You will die in three minutes."
Duke: Jay, I think you're going to kill Tim.
Jason: No, I'm not. Why would I do that?
Tim:, standing up: I got to get out of here.
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sorryiwasasleep · 7 months
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In honor of the trailer and them back as the Doctor and Donna enjoy this sketch that has lived rent free in my brain since I first saw it in approximately 2011.
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anaquariusart · 5 months
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Hanna told the younger kids to come up with a good activity. (This is a reference to a comedy sketch by Brian Reagan BTW)
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mazyb0i · 10 days
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Red Skelton hires Vincent Price to break up his marriage for $25! When Vincent decides NOT to do it, Red ups the price...
Red Skelton Hour; The Agony and the Nag-ony (1966)
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bigfatsocialist · 7 months
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"Be honest with me"? Aye, sure pal...
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closetnerd62 · 3 days
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just made myself giggle with the late night idea of an snl style skit called “fridgerton” with a romance between items with a fridge
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rhysdarbinizedarby · 1 year
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New instastory from Rhys Darby, including full clip here!
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jeffblimchat · 22 days
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Nanette Fabray gags as Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, and Howard Morris defy the No Smoking sign and try to read her newspaper. This was a sketch in the April 27, 1955 edition of Caesar's Hour, a TV comedy series.
Photo: Associated Press via WITF
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therogerclarkfanclub · 2 months
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An oldie but Goodie 👇
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shyjusticewarrior · 11 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 29
Selina: Have you been falsely accused of murder?
Ivy: Have you killed a guy, but it should be okay cause he totally deserved it?
Harley: Are you- oh shit I'm too far away from the camera-
Harley: Are you a serial killer who's really bad at your job?
Harvey: Then call me, Harvey Two Face Dent, at 1-800-OOPS-DIE.
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epiales06 · 11 months
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Comedy Sketch Idea: Clowncar Stripper
A stripper enters the strip club, it’s a full house and they’re all going WILD for her.
She looks as if she’s only in a bikini
Her strip routine supposedly involves full nudity
She removes her bikini only to reveal another bikini beneath, she then removes that one to reveal yet another bikini beneath. This continues for a while,
She FINALLY gets to the end of her bikinis, only to reveal that her “skin” is a morph suit.
Her morph suit is layered over near infinite other morph suits, until she takes off the last one, which she takes off only to reveal that she was, in fact, hundreds of tiny strippers.
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abbinurmel · 8 months
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Porn bots are funny in a surreal way... You get every now and then a chat msg dropped or a follow and its like "hey wanna see some 🔥SE🔥XY🔥 Russian babes? ;) 😘😘😘"
...And meanwhile I'm over here, feeling soul crushed, like a chump, all because I was thinking you were real and merely appreciative of my postings of old Sesame Street clips.
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For real though, this bridge toll wizard guy is just one hop-skip-and-a-jump away from being a sketch on 'Kids in the Hall' or 'Monty Python'.
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coyotecomicstories · 2 months
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Remember to water your houseplant friends often.
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stuckasmain · 2 months
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Ok to go with my “I see one more video of people taking pride/romantic language literally” is videos of people going “this is a real song from 1940s-60s!!”
And acting scandalized and wild about the out of pocket or raunchy lyrics when they’re like, very clearly a comedy song? It’s not meant to be serious or played on the radio.
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