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[starscreams-crown]

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[transfrmrs]

Marissa: Care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Thundercracker: They're golden retrievers, Marissa. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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[stealthydemocracy369]

“Life goes on. Times change. And people change with them. The world got a bit darker. Darker on the outside. And darker from within. To survive, some must get tougher. And others… merely remember what they once were. […] But that was the first time Master Bruce knew. He knew that Jason Todd was NOT Dick Grayson. It wasn’t about skill, or about endurance, or even their will to succeed. No. It was that Jason had a “mean streak.” Jason was dangerous. And as a father… he was at a loss for what to do.[4]„~ Alfred on Jason’s increasingly violent nature

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[theblackspy]

Cap would be horrified, but somewhere deep inside of me... Part of me smiles. These men, these disgusting monsters. Finally, I can let my monster loose. The killer I was made to be.

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[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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[solarflare211]

peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:

damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.

jason: what?

damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)

jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??

damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.

jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.

damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.

bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny

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[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

#bruce: nO- #damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!! #bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship. #damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you. #bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dc comics #dc #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batdad #bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on #batman #text post

[ashoss]

little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

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[ditzybat]

bruce: he’s killed people

damian [who’s heard stephanie say this at least 10x a day]: but have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

jason: yeah! have you considered that bruce?!

bruce: jason, you’re 22 and a male

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[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

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[jessadamsdraws]

@chaoticace2005

It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅

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[starscreams-crown]

Bumblebee: "It's not the... He's not like that."

Starscream: "Hey, I've been where you are, Bumblebee."

Bumblebee: "Dead?"

Starscream: "Ha ha. No. I trusted a leader who said all the right things."

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[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: We need to talk about what’s going on with Tim-

Dick: The stalking?

Bruce: No, we settled that-

Jason: His cloning experiments?

Bruce: I thought he stopped that?

Damian: His hit list?

Bruce: What?

Dick: Dami, we’ve already talked about this it wasn’t a “HIT list” hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Bruce: spleen?

Jason: No it’s gotta be the-

Bruce: This was about his weed stash but I’m sensing there are more pressing issues I’ve not been made aware of?

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[stealthydemocracy369]

“I’ll be you. The you you’re supposed to be. If you had killed Joker… years ago… beyond what happened to me… you know what hell you would’ve saved this world. But no. His murder is a long line of sane acts you refuse to commit. You never cross that line. But I will. Death will come to those who deserve death, and death may come to those who stand in my way of doing what’s right. All of your adult life you’ve fought to save Gotham. Save her from herself. But you never, ever have understood her. She’s evil. And you have to fight her where she lives. I live there. I’ll be the one who finally brings peace.[1]„~ Jason explaining his motivation to Batman

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[theblackspy]

Different, destroying so much my past. I can feel it rising inside me. The violence. The rage. I’ve held it down, but that won’t last much longer. I can’t stay here. I need to release the killer instinct before someone gets hurt. Someone who doesn’t deserve it. Securing travel is never a problem, just need to find a location, somewhere I can unleash the monster.

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[elecilaombre]

Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?

Jason* laughing* : Some what ?

Tim : Pespi .

Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.

Tim : That's what I said Pespi.

Tim : Pespi

Duke : Please would you...

Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi

Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.

Damian : Ambidextrous ?

Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !

Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !

Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.

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