*Hawks comes home after a long day of hero work. He enters the apartment in search of his boyfriend.*
Hawks: It's quiet...too quiet.
Hawks: Dabi must be up to something.
*Dabi, 10 feet away in the bedroom, covered in rose petals and dangling from the ceiling wrapped up in Aizawa's stolen binding cloth.*
Dabi: *muttering* He'll never expect a sexy flaming piñata...
Hawks: *2 minutes later* I never expected a sexy flaming piñata!?!
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Midoriya, sighing: actually, i am the only foster child in this family.
Shinso: seriously?
Midoriya: yes! i mean, look! you're the spitting image of a child from this family! even Dabi looks like our father!
Yamada, pinching his cheeks: and, in my opinion, you are absolutely our biological son.
Aizawa: it's true. you have Zashi's personality and my love for cats and coffee.
Midoriya: yes, but i don't have the main trait of the Aizawa's family.
Dabi: oh? what is it?
Midoriya: love for loud blondes. i mean!! look, Hitoshi yearn for Kaminari, and it's mutual, and Dabi is in love with Hawks!
Aizawa: *choking on coffee*
Shinso: *laughs out loud*
Midoriya: what?..
Dabi and Yamada together: Bakugo.
Midoriya: ...
Midoriya: oh no.
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Hawks: Let's do it - let's get married!
Dabi: Absolutely not.
Hawks: *Whining* But why noooooooot?
Dabi: You're insufferable now as a boyfriend, imagine how insufferable you'd be as a husband.
Hawks: And you'd absolutely love it!
Dabi:
Dabi: Ugh, you're right I probably would. *sighs* I'll go set fire to city hall until they give me a marriage license.
Hawks: Yay!
Hawks: I mean...don't destroy city property for me? You villain!?
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Someone needs to write my favourite ships in a Gordon Ramsay Hell's Kitchen setting and by God that person better not be me.
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The last thing I saw before falling unconscious, was your right hand tracing a heart on my thigh—
And I thought "My
God, what an infantile gesture, " and I thought "My God, what
An indescribable high."
💙🔥🦅
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I don't want this, but I have to do it and I carry the burden to protect everyone….
👀tomorrow is Halloween 🎃
Until then, I wish you a nice, scary time~😏❤️
Fake scars ‼️
Picture by: shattered_light_photography
Hawks: caydance
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