Wakey Wakey
Eggs and Alastor
I kinda want to eat him now to see if he would crunch or be chewy
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lemme get a grimace shake
closer we have is the bonnie shake, it's purple and liquid too
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I wonder what drywall tastes like
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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
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It's been like two hours I don't feel a fuckin thang
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"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."
(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."
Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)
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you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for
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everyone thinks they're a poet these days and thank god for that
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