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stevenmfgrant · 2 years
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thor spoilers
that moment when you realize that one of the korg people in the zeus scene was sitting on a throne of scissors cause rock beats scissors has me rolling XD
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sofasoap · 10 months
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My sister sent me this. I can totally see Ghost adding this to his dad joke repertoire
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haley-harrison · 1 month
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me: how can one be the son of parking?
Kris (my coworker): ???
me: you know. parkin'son. like the disease.
Kris: ...
Kris: JAIL.
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katehawke · 7 months
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eagle colorado mountain lifestyle (2022)
"the benefit from dirt use has a price
realize that dirt cant save us
we die"
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recently-reanimated · 6 months
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Yoooo I just rolled the fattest blunt 😤🌿
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Lol jk jk it's yule log. Happy holidays!
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o-kenki · 25 days
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too scared to post it straight on the main blog but... i did this aaaa parody of one of those regional/small town tv ads for an... italian restaurant??? It's really for fun, the italian is obviously wrong, i was really playing around with the idea, i mean no harm to anyone. sorry... 🙇 thank you to my voice actor and my brother for the silly marathon idea? (he never said i had to do it in one day but i speedran it in 6 hours so that's why it's so bad 😭😂)
bgm is delfino pier from mariokart wiiiiiiiii
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allo-frouto · 7 months
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Heeelp, my afternoon wood is here!
So much wood you must be warm during winter.
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punster-2319 · 7 months
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This would have been a perfect reaction gif/image if he had stared at the camera.
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atoasttoreality · 1 year
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Remember to shit before midnight, cause you ain't carrying old shit to the new year! 🤣
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justarandomgirly · 2 years
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an-alien-superstar · 2 years
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What's the Spree's favourite music genre?
Pop
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orderlysorrow · 1 year
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2023 is the Year of the Rabbit :D
It's General Woundwort D:
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kittenbeans · 2 years
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Jabu jabu was so hungry he ate octorocks.
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peanutbuttaz · 2 years
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you've got me jerking back and forth if you know what I'm sayin
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shanascarlett · 20 days
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Shipwreck: Satin, why we can’t be together?!
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Satin: I know now that it could never work between us. As much as we wanted to it to could never be.
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Satin: Not bc you’re a GI Joe. But bc you’re bi.
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Shipwreck:😢
Snake Eyes: Look what I’ve found.
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