#misheard lyrics

[beepbeepdespair]

i just want to make it known that with the lyric "you've got your short sad life left" in want you gone, for ages i misheard it as "you've got your shorts and ipad"

#beep beep gets personal #personal #misheard lyrics #misheard #lyrics #textpost #text post #short #sad #life #want you gone #shorts #ipad #portal fandom #portal #portal glados #glados portal #chell portal #portal chell #i don't want you gone 🍰

[superbeans89]

#shitpost #polls #ra ra Rasputin #Rasputin song #boney m #song lyrics #incorrect song lyrics #misheard lyrics

[from-and-for-nerds]

More misheard lyrics:

(Hamilton)

He started working, twerking for his dead mother's landlord.

#hamilton #hamilton musical #misheard lyrics #I need someone to ilustrate this

[aggressivewhenstartled]

My brain doesn’t check to see if I know the words to a song before it puts one on endless loop in my head, so right now I’m wandering around muttering

Mama don’t know Daddy’s getting hot pot

At the noodle top shop

So she’s making stromboli

#lyrics #misheard lyrics #adhd #yes i have adhd

[thateagleguy]

#misheard lyrics #the killers

[malicmalicwriter]

SPN misheard lyrics

"Baby, I would burn the Empty solely,

To count the freckles on your body..."

🔥🔥🔥

#wherever #whenever #WHATEVER #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #castiel #fanfic #fanfiction #malicdrabble #supernatural #shakira #misheard lyrics

[nomaptomyowntreasure]

I learned this today and felt it was relevant to the fall out boy community.

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#fall out boy #misheard lyrics #mondegreen #also into cats #frozen fruit

[qwuilleran]

Is It Wrong To Pick Up Food In A Dungeon?

#dungeon meshi #misheard lyrics #idk why netflix can't just call it dungeon meshi #i've spent the past 4 months thinking the english vs romaji titles were two separate niche genre shows #delicious in dungeon #(don't @ me bro most of the tumblr stuff is fanart and manga pages) #anime #anyway #it seems the authors are big meme trolls so i can't believe they missed their chance to make the English title riff on that one harem iseka #manga #meme #is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? #name that fandom

[forgottenthreads]

As an Ace/Aro person who likes music I have a solution to some of those love songs:

I believe in a thing called Lunch, just listen to the grumble of my tum

I would eat anything for Lunch but I won't eat tha...ah...ah...at

The Lunch shack is a little old place where we can eat together

You.... Your Lunch is on Fire

Well, I wanna eat with you on a mountain, I wanna dine with you by the sea, I wanna lunch like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me

I Lunch myself, I want you to Lunch me, when I'm feeling down I want Lunch before me

Shit through the cloth and you're to blame you give lunch a bad name, indigestion starts when I ate your game, you give lunch a bad name, yeah you give lunch a bad name

Don't need money, won't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train, it's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes but it might just save your life. That's the power of Lunch

Unfortunately you can't do it for all songs but the few it works on are amazing.

#arospec #aroace #aro pride #aromantic #acespec #ace pride #gsrm #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #music #song lyrics #misheard lyrics

[csh-tournament]

ROUND 1, MATCH 34

Misheard Lyrics vs Twin Fantasy (Those Boys)

Reblogs appreciated for bigger sample size

Listen below

#car seat headrest tournament #polls #stage 2 #round 1 #misheard lyrics #twin fantasy (those boys) #car seat headrest #csh #cshr #Bandcamp

[evilovesyou]

Every single time I listen to this song I have to throw up my hair in a messy bun.

#lyrics #misheard lyrics #sold to one direction #1d #mine

[basnatural]

Celebrating the announcement of Clancy…I did a thing with misheard lyrics 😂😂😂

#twenty øne piløts #top #top clique #skeleton clique #clique art #tøp clique #Josh dun #tyler joseph #blurryface #clancy #trench #vessel #scaled and icy #polarize #misheard lyrics

[theunstuffedpepper]

Current favorite 3-year-old misspoken words:

Mystery Machine (from scooby doo) is “washing machine”.

Multiple sips from his water bottle are “sipses”.

Mechanic is “kenanic”.

There have been so many good ones over the years. “Packpack” for backpack, “peep” for pink, “boops” for boots. So cute.

#misheard lyrics #toddler edition #momblr #02192023

[echo-stimmingrose]

What do you mean that 'house of gold' by twenty ones pilots lyric is "become someone" You're telling me it's not "decap someone" HUH!?!? I've been listening to this song for years!

#istg i thought it was about decapitation. #my whole life is a lie #house of gold #twenty one pilots #misheard lyrics

[king-alligator-loki]

Athena: You are a warrior, mentally bereft!

Odysseus: *at the same time* Meant to lead the rest!

Athena: what

Odysseus: what

#incorrect epic the musical quotes #epic the musical #my goodbye #athena #misheard lyrics

[the-hype-on-tv]

I'll take anything you have

if you could throw me a LIME

#misheard lyrics #twenty one pilots #tøp #skeleton clique #twenty øne piløts #twentyonepilots #the clique #backslide