#mostly joking

[frownyalfred]

Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and won’t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. She’s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes what’s going on (because she’s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.

“There’s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didn’t pick me? Yeah, sure. But it’s not anything I can control, or you. I’ll get over it. It just means you’re human after all.”

She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.

“If you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.”

Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)

Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.

#jkjk #mostly joking #asks #anon #tw infidelity #bruce wayne #batman #dc #theresurrectionist #myfic #clark kent #superbat #superman #lois lane #clois

[cowboylikemorgan]

X-men 97 spoilers: Charles's will

Just so we're clear, Charles left his entire family and estate to his arch nemesis-lover. Instead of the Scott, who was prepared to be leader.

And then the following happened:

Ororo lost her power because Magneto wanted them to go to the UN. She then left

Scott and Jean's baby got green shit on him and had to be sent to the future

Bishop left because of above

Gambit got third-wheeled ("they on patrol")

Bunch of mutants on Genosha die

Magneto died

Gambit died

And all while Charles was just getting a boo

Like, what did Charles think would happen?

#mostly joking #not star wars #x men 97 #x men #x men cartoon #x men spoilers #x men 97 spoilers #gambit #ororo munroe #nathan summers #charles xavier #magneto #professor x #remy lebeau #genosha #scott summers #jean grey #cyclops #lucas bishop #humor #i dont know a lot about xmen #xmen rookie #xmen newbie

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I think Jonathan Crane would feel a bit of solidarity with the whole white girl pumpkin spice latte movement if only because starbucks white girls are the biggest buyers of pumpkins and hay bales and you'd be kidding yourself if you thought Jonathan didn't have a fall side hustle selling those things.

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow #DC #DC Comics #Mostly joking #but ALSO??? #could be a thing honestly #The Scarecrow #Halloween #Autumn

[capnhanbers]

teleportation is so overpowered. why did i give this to my characters, fucking bullshit

#mostly joking #making an op character is all fun and games until you have to somehow give them an actual challenge #joat talks

[mc-pumpkin]

Prediction qbbh is gonna turn into radioactive sludge and then reform anew like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly 🦋

#mostly joking #but what if #qsmpblogging #qsmp

[daytaker]

some classic memes on this sunday morning

#obey me #obey me ensemble #obey meme #obey me memes #dthc #memes #sillies #mostly joking

[myalgias]

anyone wanna admit that they’ve got a crush on me? hehe 😘

#mostly joking #…unless?

[simplorist]

Guys please, the intrusive thoughts are winning. If anything is gonna stop me it’s my fear of flying not the fact this is an extremely manic decision.

#medicine pocket #reverse 1999 #bad financial decisions #china travel #mostly joking

[6urn1td0wn]

There’s nothing straight about this

..I kinda wanna draw them..

#fueled by yaoi sorry #mostly joking #aew dynamite #AEW #aew collision #danhausen #hook aew

[gerardpilled]

Almost taken aback whenever I see someone refer to the character of party poison with he/him. Gerard didn’t publish the funniest tweet ever constructed inquiring about non binary party poison for you to disrespect it. SMH and SAD!

#mostly joking

[self-spaghettification]

my love language is whatever this is

#viravos #mostly joking #mostly #self spaghettification #50

[violent138]

Based on the way my father somehow independently stumbles upon, consumes, and likes all the media I've ever watched, I'm almost afraid of him finding Batman and eventually starting his own competing Tumblr page.

#Mostly joking #but it's a thought that has occurred to both me and my sister #personal #about me

[mamaswittlegirl]

i just wish women were pervy more :(

#mostly joking #not really #lgbtq #sapphic #wlw community #sapphic nsft #sapphic yearning #wlw yearning #wlw #lesbian #wlw post #mommy k!nk #please

[clamsjams]

completely and totally unrelated to current events happening on the qsmp rn but i’m starting a new group called game devs against quackity where we hunt down quackity for sport and force him to hire an actual game designer

#mostly joking #totally #tip: i am so fucking mad #fuck u purgatory #game dev stuff #posts from the ocean #qpurgatory #qsmpneg #qsmpcrit

[bad-batch-lurker]

Okay, I’m just spitballing here:

Hinge, but it’s just Clone Wars/Bad Batch cosplayers and the people who want to “cuddle” them.

Helmet/mask removal is optional.

#the bad batch #the clone wars #this has to be a thing already #clone wars cosplay #bad batch cosplay #clone cosplay #mostly joking #or am I? #star wars bad batch #star wars clone wars #bad batch #clone wars #tech bad batch #hunter bad batch #wrecker bad batch #echo bad batch #crosshair bad batch #captain rex

[cecanardditquack]

choosing to ignore the fact that now four out of six of the bad kids canonically have summer birthdays because it statistically doesn’t make sense to me specifically. also what do you mean Adaine spent another birthday without Jawbone?? what do you mean Fabian is 18 now because Lou didn’t know how old a high school freshman normally is??

#mostly joking #but not entirely #I know there could be reasons for somebody to be 16 as a freshman but you can’t convince me his age wasn’t a mistake #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy #d20 #quack quack