waitress: cops and kids 5 and under eat for free
Dean: *nudges 6 year old Jack*
Jack: I’m a police
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Dean: assfghjkl
Cas: what the hell is that
Dean: keyboard smashing
Cas: how do I do that
Dean: just press any key
Cas: ???
Cas: E
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Tauriel: hey, I don’t like this behavior
Kili: oh okay, I’ll change it. Let’s work together to establish a boundary that works for both of us
Thorin and Bilbo on the other side of Erebor:
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spn characters as random pictures in my camera rolls in no particular order
dean:
sam:
cass:
jack:
amara:
charlie:
kevin:
chuck:
lucifer:
gabriel:
i have hit the photo limit lol
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Charlie, knocking on Dean’s door: Y’all fuckin?
Cas: Yeah.
Dean, wrapped in a blanket burrito on top of Cas: Fuckin sad.
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Judge: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.
Jo, from the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG!
Dean: Your Honor, please uncuff me so I can high five my wife.
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Bobby: Yesterday I overheard Sam saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Dean replying “just trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Eileen: I’m cold.
Sam: Here, take my jacket.
Adam: I’m cold too.
Michael: *sets the world on fire*
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Jack: can I have some of your candy?
Dean: I got this for Father’s Day.
Jack: you’re only a dad because of me.
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sam: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. straight up fuck a demon.
castiel: please do none of those things.
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Dean: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help
Castiel: I went to the park today
Dean: There you go! I hope you got something from that
Castiel: Yeah I did. *opens bag* this duck
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Dean: oh no, there's only one bed! We'll have to share it!
Cas: but there are two b-
Dean: *kicks bed so hard it breaks*
Dean: oh no, there's only one bed-
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Dean: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
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Kili: you deserve an award for putting up with me, Tauriel
Tauriel: you are my award :)❤️
Thorin: you deserve an award for putting up with me, Bilbo
Bilbo: I know I do. You’re a real bitch sometimes
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Dean: Making my way downtown.
Dean: Walking fast.
Dean: Walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Cas’s because he’s short.
Cas: I’m only like a couple inches shorter-
Dean: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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