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|| @sweetwatermeloncolors (I will pick Steve | ST3V34 because of crackish intents AND because I always deal with these troublesome decepticons in the TFP verse! (but if you want someone else, feel free to send it again by specifying the muse!)
BATTLE THEME: Unreal Tournament OST - 02 - BotMCA #10
BATTLE INTRO: If you think to win easily against me only because I'm a human, you're very wrong.
VICTORY: Told ya, you messed with the wrong engineer, buddy!
DEFEAT: Ugh, I... I miscalculated.
ASSIST: You called me in the right time! Le'ts fire them up! (in case they are teaming up)
TAUNT: Please, you really thought to fooling me like that? Pfff!
REACTING TO TAUNT: HEY! Do not dare mocking me!!!
FLEE: Holy-- SORRY! But they need me somewhere else! uopsy
REACTING TO FLEE: Seriously?!?! Are you escaping from me?! (without realizing there is one of the Autobots behind her lmao, that's the real reason xD)
TIE: Ouff, this is annoying...
PERFECT VICTORY: YESSS! I DID IT! Be proud of me Optimus! (while a stern look will surely be given from Ratchet lol)
FINISH MOVE: Say HI to my little babies! *showing off two mini-turrets laser drones*
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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD
*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3
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DP x DC Prompt #9
When Phantom joined the Justice League, he wasn’t prepared to be approached by Batman of all people. He had been warned to not take everything Batman says to you personally, but that he was a great hero.
Batman had a request. A simple one, at least according to Batman. He asked Phantom to meet an anti-hero who had come back from the dead and had some … nasty side effects.
Phantom, intrigued, agreed. Batman set a time and place, and Phantom showed up. But, Phantom thought Batman had said the one in the red helmet was the undead.
He doesn’t understand why everyone freaks out when Phantom approaches the vigilante with half a cowl dressed in black and red. This boy reeked of death, did Batman seriously not know?
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Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD
I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3
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I like the idea that demons and angels don't need water to survive and most of the cast was deeply confused by MC drinking it so often because "it didn't taste good" and they couldn't wrap their heads around why MC was so "obsessed" with it.
And then they found out that water is crucial for a human's health and humans DIE if they go for a few days without it and suddenly a whole new fridge was installed in the kitchen filled with just water bottles, MC started getting "h2o deliveries" completely unprompted throughout the day, texts from all of them reminding them to hydrate, etc
"MC, here's your water."
“Oi, have you had yer life juice yet?”
"Remember to hydrate."
"I still can't believe you humans depend on this to survive. How stupid is that?"
"MC, do you need some water?"
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