#why can’t we have nice things?

[ridiculous-disaster]

Anyone wants to hear a rant about why Zoe should be a twist villain?, no. I don’t care I’m going to rant about it anyway.

I don’t care how nice she is, Zoe should be a twist villain.

Now I know what I’m saying might sound ludicrous, but hear me out.

So in order to explain why I think this I have to bring up a few points. Some will be familiar as I have said them before and some will be new. Let’s tackle the minors first. Most of these have already been mentioned in earlier posts.

1. She is literally vesperia, if translated from French it means wasp. What was Chloe when she was aqumatized? A wasp, if the wielder’s outfit reflects who they are then it would make sense that she is a villain, a wasp is an angry sun condensed into a insect mold. They sometimes sting for no reason, they are a pain in the skin. They will sting because the stinger doesn’t detach and they don’t die. And they don’t even have the positive of their puke being delicious. They are at most pest control. If this truly is a reflection of Zoe then she should be evil. (The pest thing kinda makes sense from a certain angle, Tomas considers Chloe as pest).

2.she is an actress who has previously been lying about who she is, she claims they she pretended to be someone else at her old school but then got bullied when she revealed herself (also can’t really blame her classmates for bullying her, imagine if one of your closest friends suddenly revealed they she was faking everything including her personality, I’d be pissed if that happened). If my theory is true then she could have just made it up to sound sympathetic, which would explain why she drops her backstory within five minutes of us meeting her. She wants the others in class to sympathize with her and having a sad backstory is a great way to get sympathy. Zoe probably knows that she is an actress after all, so she should know what a theater audience finds sympathetic. She is also that sickly sweet that only a made up character can be. Now you may be thinking what about the writing on her shoe, well she could have just written that herself, we only get to see her write numbers in the show so it could be her handwriting Also She outright lies in the show itself she also shows no remorse for Chloe, the person she lied to. Through the entire season she shows no remorse for making her sister believe that her mother cared for her when it was a lie. Taken from a script.

3. Her entrance (I know that the actual reason is that she was pulled out of the eather, but stick with me) it was sudden. She might have seen an opportunity. Her half sister just revealed every temp hero’s identity and has probably fallen so far out of ladybugs grace that she won’t ever have the bee again. So she decides to swoop in immediately afterwards in hopes of getting a miraculous. If Chloe and most of her classmates got one then it’s reasonable too assume that the person giving miraculouses out is also in that class. So she infiltrates the class and makes friends with everyone in hopes of getting a miraculous. And it works she has the bee. If the show did what I wanted it to do now then it would reveal her to be a villain somewhere in season 6. Preferably a little before the middle of the season so the ramifications of her twistiness can be felt. But season finale works too. As long as it’s continuing for the next season.

Now we get to who I think this is a good idea. Simple, the show has shown to have no kwams destroying characters to make a message (cough cough, Chloe). But unlike Chloe this actually has hints to why it would happen. Have the message be that you can’t be too trusting of people. Zoe’s marysue-ness gave her an miraculous in the second episode she was in. Marinette trusted her so quickly without even spending any time with her to get a feel who who she is. For all we know she could have been a demon waiting to take over the world we didn’t know anything about her.

This would also add drama not connected to the love square. The show has consistently shown that Mari can do no wrong, that’s just plain stupid. But if Zoe turned out to be a villain then Mari would have to face that she misjudged someone and continuously gave a miraculous to some one who outright faked who she was. Mari would have unmistakably made an error, that could have been catastrophic.

If I got more to chose then Chloe would have a redemption ark here but they’ve already ruined two (Chloe because of writer bias and Gabriel, because again writing bias, it wasn’t organic and shouldn’t have happened in the first place, because he abuses his son and never changes).

Also while we’re at it can someone can someone call whatever the French and English version of CPS is, I can assure you that it would be better for Chloe, also is it to late to request someone beat up Andre with a metal baseball bat?

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #mlb spoilers #zoe lee #gabriel agreste #chloe bourgeois #god I hate Zoe #why can’t we have nice things? #marrinette dupain cheng #ml ladybug #can I beat him up with a baseball bat?

[livingjoke]

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Every day I find out a youtuber I liked is a horrible person

#personal #sunnyv2 #add em to the list boys #along with the others #tobuscus #jontron #game grumps #pewdiepie #cryaotic #the list goes on #why can’t we have nice things? #racists and perverts and bigots oh my

[gremlin-pattie]

So… wild day, huh?

#why can’t we have nice things? #wincesties DNI #spn #supernatural #destiel #poetry #deancas #richard siken #gay #lgbtq+ #queer

[sapphic-bombshell-vixen]

The L Word: Generation Q S3 — l don’t even like Tina or Bette.

— (Me 🤡) for thinking that there would be hope for Dani x Gigi.

#tlwgq #the l world generation q #the l word #generation q #s3 #dani x gigi #and sepideh is leaving? #why can’t we have nice things? #another show bites the dust #i don’t care about any other character/relationship #(except for tess but i can’t stand shane either) #spoilers if you blink? i guess #late night musings #and they even added a bloody time jump! this is ridiculous and now i remember why i hate this show! #(might watch for kehlani… because holy hell) #and wow why is shane such a bitch to her partners mother who is living with alzheimer’s?!?!? #that is not exactly a caring woman.. #really can’t stand finley…. #(and we only got 0.2? seconds of gigi) what a waste

[thosedamnlemmings]

That’s it, I’m done with real people. At least all my fictional blorbos are unproblematic smh.

#kwite allegations #kwite situation #i swear #stand with orion #Why can’t we have nice things? #standwithorion

[sev-on-kamino]

Dave Filoni: This is a nice Clone, huh?

Us: yes?

Dave: It’d be a shame

Us: please no

Dave: if something

Us: we. are. begging you

Dave: happened to him

Us: *utterly devastated*

#tbb spoilers #tbb s2e12 #the bad batch #commander mayday #why can’t we have nice things? #I swear he hates us

[shiverstarx]

I’m very disappointed

remember, when dream face revealed and people were making fun of him, saying he looks like rumplestiltsskin or moon. Now I saw the video that he put his mask back on because he’s insecure people were begging him to takeoff his mask now they want him to put it back people like you should be ashamed because you put your blood and sweat to make his self-esteem going to the dirt. He showed his face for you that’s why you people want it right and this is the Thanks he gets. I watch his videos but I’m not like those other weird fans. He has a right to take this mask off. What do people like you’re not if you hate it go suck it cause people who made fun of him probably have insecurities to which is why he put his mask back on which is sad this is what I don’t understand about the world you ask someone to do something you want them to do and you’re mad sad or disgusted of the outcomes. So to the people who made fun of dreams face and made him insecure they put his mask back on open your fucking eyes and see how much damage you caused him.

#Why can’t we have nice things? #Dreams face reveal #Mcyt #Dream #You made them insecure for what he did what you wanna do he was so excited. This is a Thx he gets getting made fun of wow

[hexblooded]

Ugh the fucking pacing on this show is already so bad and idk if they plan to end this with Viserys dying/the green council/rhaenyra giving birth to visenya but if they do there’s going to be another time jump probably and I don’t want that

#house of the dragon #hotd #like honestly #I wanted more time to get attached to harwin #I wanted to see daemon and laena traveling #and then coming back and hanging out with rhaenyra and laenor and harwin #and their kids hanging out #why can’t we have nice things?

[dreamsuvivor]

I don’t think you all grasp the depth of the finale and the show as whole: Loki used to be a side chracter who was killed off several times and often used only as a comic relief, and now he’s one of the most important character in the whole mcu… His character arc is incredible, one of the best in the whole mcu.

And all some of you seems to care about is that your ship didn’t become canon. Are you kidding me?!

#and that’s why we can’t have nice things #and not to speak about the fact that those ships are based on delusions #loki #loki laufeyson #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #mcu loki #mcu #marvel #loki odinson #mobius #loki the god of mischief #loki now also the god of stories

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

You know what? I don’t WANT an awkward double date. I don’t WANT buck coming out and people having the ‘I know’ reaction or the ‘is it Eddie’ reaction.

You know what I do want?

I want Buck panicking over what to wear for the date. I want Buck flopping on his bed like very teenager after their first kiss all giggly and happy and touching his lips because he kissed a boy

I want Buck smiling every time he says Tommy’s name because maybe it isn’t forever and maybe he’s not even looking for forever anymore but he’s so happy and he’s so light and being with Tommy feels good

I want Tommy to keep calling him Evan, because before Buck was Buck he was Evan and Evan deserves to be happy to be treated so softly and lovingly and Evan deserves to be free.

I want Buck to be happy. To be happy and free and queer in the way we all deserve.

#the other things are nice I guess #buddie would be nice #but honestly I don’t care anymore #I just want to see a happy queer character in media #because we don’t even fully have that with hen and Karen #their journey wasn’t an easy one #and why can’t we get queer characters who have a soft loving kind story #whatoh back at it again #evan buckley #tommy kinard #eddie diaz #911 abc #give me a giddy buck who’s nervous and unsure but so excited #give me a Buck who’s awkward but so determined to make this work and to discover more about himself #give me a Tommy who is so soft with him so gentle so kind #because don’t we all deserve that love? doesn’t Evan Buckley deserve that love? #for once I don’t want the angst for him I just want him to be Happy and Free

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

GILMORE GIRLS | 3.19 "Keg! Max!"

#literati #jess mariano #rory gilmore #jess x rory #rory x jess #gilmore girls #literatiedit #jessmarianoedit #rorygilmoreedit #gilmoregirlsedit #my gifs #* #“how’s that arm I twisted?” / “I got the feeling back in” #they’re so cuuuuute 😭🥰 #you could totally tell Rory was ecstatic 🥺 #why can’t we have nice things…… 😩😔

[cupcakeinat0r]

Can’t open up tumblr in public no more…….

Opened it just to be jump scared by a full frontal, oiled up, butt booty naked fan art of Miguel in the middle of a Chipotle.

#this why we can’t have nice things #I still liked it tho #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #across the spiderverse #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara fanfiction #atsv #Miguel O’Hara fanart #ATSV fanart

[hunternoceda7]

dana tweeting about the leaks. please stop thinking you’re supporting toh by watching/sharing the leaked content even if it was uploaded “officially.” it was clearly accidental and spreading the episode around isn’t good for anybody. please just have patience.

#this is why we can’t have nice things #if you were one of the people who tagged dana just to say you watched the leaks genuinely why #it isn’t that hard just to respect the artists and have some patience #they’ve worked their asses off for this #please don’t ruin it just because you’re nosy #i know we’re all eager to see what happens next but this is not how you show your support #toh #dana terrace #the owl house

[adhahyperfocusingonsomething]

Reporter: “And we thank the Wayne Family for continuing to inspire and benefit the citizens of Gotham”

Jason somewhere in the crowd: “BOOOOO”

#jason todd #batfam #red hood #batfamily #dc #Jason is why we can’t have nice things #dc comics #batman

[ninemelodies]

“i know. i know, love.”

he says “unheard of.” hbomax has been LYING to me.

#anyway y’all can stop sharing this now lol #hbomax played me for a FOOL #unheard of does make more sense but damn!!!! this is why we can’t have nice things

[x-doom-and-gloom-x]

I need to be put down

#tunas tales #14 days with you #Ren #I was given access to the sprites in the discord server #this is why we can’t have nice things #I am extremely sleep deprived