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[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Kate: That's why I carry two swords.

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[adhd-peterparker]

Just to let you guys know, I have not seen Thor: Love and Thunder and probably won’t see it til it comes out on Disney+! Please do not send spoilers! Thank you!

#not an incorrect quote #thor love and thunder

[adhd-peterparker]

Steven: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Peter: Steven, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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[adhd-peterparker]

Steven: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Peter: Steven, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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[adhd-peterparker]

Ya know i never thought of Nick Furys sexuality before and you saying he's aroace makes so much sense for him tbh

Exactly! I don’t remember who I saw headcanon that first but I heard it and I’m like…. Yes!

#nick fury #ace headcanons #ask #not an incorrect quote

[adhd-peterparker]

For pride month I decided to make a list of characters that I, an aromantic asexual headcanon as aro/ace.

(This is not a full list, more might be added later)

Steven Grant: Asexual

Jake Lockley: Aromantic

Nick Fury: AroAce

Steve Rogers: Asexual

Peter Parker: Asexual

Groot: AroAce

Nebula: Ace

Bruce Banner: Demi-AroAce

TBC

These are just my personal opinions please don’t try to change them.

For fun here’s the canon AroAces of Marvel

Yelena Belova- Canon in comics

Ruby Hale- Confirmed by the actress

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[adhd-peterparker]

Jake: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Peter: Isn't that just killing people?

Jake: Ah, technicality.

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[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: Did you have to stab them?

Jake: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Peter: What did they say?

Jake: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Peter: That’s fair.

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[adhd-peterparker]

I had an idea for some Moon Knight art! This turned out better than I thought!

Also, if you like it you can get it on a shirt here!

#not an incorrect quote #moon knight #marc spector #moon knight fanart #marc spector fanart

[adhd-peterparker]

Honestly when I saw this I had totally forgotten that Oscar Isaac was in Star Wars and it makes it 100x funnier.

Peter: Marc has never seen Star Wars? Layla, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Layla! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!

#not an incorrect quote

[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: Marc has never seen Star Wars? Layla, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Layla! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!

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[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Marc's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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[adhd-peterparker]

Jake: ¿Cómo se dice ‘un zapato’ en inglés?

Peter: A shoe

Jake: Salud

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[adhd-peterparker]

hey do you mind if anyone uses your quotes for fanfics or anything? you only said something abt rp so im asking now

Fanfic is fine! You don’t really need to credit me either unless the tags on the post say it was original. But if you want to that is cool too!

#not an incorrect quote #asks #not sure when this was sent so sorry if I’m super late

[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Marc: You mean literally or figuratively?

Peter: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: I told Steven his ears flush when he lies.

Layla: Why?

Peter: Look.

Peter: Hey Steven! Do you love us?

Steven, covering his ears: No.

Layla: …

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[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: I turned out perfectly fine!

Kate: Peter, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Peter: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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