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May 28th 2023 pt. 2

Now, I know my leasing agent is in her words "best friends" with the neighbor upstairs, Carlos, but I didn't take her seriously. He clearly told her I had a dog and that's why he's made himself scarce. This is too much bs and I only just moved in.

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May 28th 2023

#thistle #summer2023

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May 28th, 2023

Sorry. I've been MIA. This has been the worst month of my life.

1. My dog got sick. Would not eat or drink and had diarrhea for 2 weeks. Went from 11 lbs down to 9 lbs. 3 vet visits later and the diagnosis is that she's sick of her prescription dog food for her kidneys and wants human food again.

2. 3 job interviews.

3. My birthday (which sucked as I was preoccupied with the dog)

4. Moved apartments on my own again, but this time felt particularly miserable. The new place is roach infested so ended up at Walmart at 10:30 pm looking for pesticide. Asked around and somehow this place has 4 out of 5 on Google reviews. Lies. Asked around and was told "they don't check for pets. My boyfriend has a Great Pyrenees and he's never paid for it. " Wednesday, I get an email from my leasing agent: "hey, I saw you walking your dog. Send me her vet info and I'll add her to the lease. I could've given you a fine but I wanted to give you a chance." Of course, I say I'm pet-sitting and is that not allowed. Her response? "No. Get rid of them immediately or you'll be fined. Your friends can't even bring their dogs over for the day."

So, my 15-year-old, 9 lb dog with dementia, arthritis, no teeth and cataracts is the problem, but not the neighbors with chicken bone wind chimes?

#Austin #texas #may 2023 #chicken bone wind chimes

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Let’s take some tumblr population sample statistics

I just want to know the age breakdown of this website so reblog please

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January 31st 2023

Temps are freezing here. Work's closed and everything's acting up. Here's a flower for you and me.

#moth orchids #moth orchid #phalaenopsis #orchids #orchid #winter flower #texas winter storm #winter #winterblooms

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January 10th, 2023

New year, new book.

#books #self published #self publishing #self publication #book #author #writing #women writers #feminist #woc #black women

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The sexiest man has spoken

Go Vote

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Title: Star-Crossed: #HFT {1}****

Professor Chris Evans x OFC University Student Calliope “Cali” Jamison AU

Warning: NSFW, Cursing, 18+ Content, PLENTY OF WORDS, Plot,

Word Count: 12.2k

Synopsis: Look out for it in chapters 3 or 7.

Note: Another one because I can’t stop thinking about this idea. I have been sitting on this for MONTHS because I wanted to wait until I wrapped some things up BUT life is short and I wanna share this. I have been thinking about this trope a lot. I am in no way condoning teacher-student relationships especially if said student is a minor and/or not of sound mind. However, I am a lot more open to a college professor-college student relationship. I prefer this trope to any in its subgenre/sub-trope even though it may not be ethically proper, depending on the debate you listen to. That being said I’ve wanted to tackle this idea of mine for some time and dipped my toes in with “Anatomy 101” which I wanted to expand on some time in the future.  Now, I am going to remix and expand on this professor-student trope. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Note II: Included is some Moroccan Arabic/Arabic in general. The translations are provided by Google.com. If the translation is incorrect, I apologize, please don’t hold it against me. Feel free to correct me, I don’t mind. 

As always, thank you for reading, liking, commenting, reblogging. I appreciate it!!!!

If you enjoyed this, please, LIKE, COMMENT, REBLOG!

****Characters in this Fiction Story are of legal age, sound mind, and are consenting through no dubious means. ****

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Title: Beard Burn {One Shot}***

Chris Evans x Reader

Warning: Heavy Cursing, 18+ Mature Content, NSFW, SMUT, Oral-female receiving, Crude Language

Words: 4.4k

Synopsis: Definition: A type of skin irritation caused by hair that creates friction when it moves close against skin. Beard burn can affect any area of the body where a man’s face and beard comes into contact with your skin, usually when kissing or receiving oral sex.

Note: Y’all have @caramara3 to thank for this, oh and that man whore beard Chris loves to parade around like a weapon of mass p**** destruction. If you need reference allow me. Happy reading.

Note II: Italic text is a memory. Regular text is back in present. 

Thank you for reading. I appreciate it. 

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Look at those cute little ear wiggles 🦇🦇🦇🦇😍😍😍😍

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Guys! This bitch did a thing!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B83MQQFM/ref=mp_s_a_1_fkmr1_1?keywords=the+dolls+ariyada+vadas&qid=1659217245&sr=8-1-fkmr1

#publishing #self publishing #self publication #feminist #feminism #writerslife #writers on tumblr #women writers #writeblr

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July 24th, 2022

#flowers #plants #plantblr #orchid #plantlife #summer #orchids #austin #graffiti #graffittiart #chocolate orchid #oncidium sharry baby #oncidium #summer 2022

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PSA, as we enter a recession (or are already in one, depending on who you ask)...

now is NOT the time to join a multilevel marketing business.

it's never the time (because they're pyramid schemes) but now is ESPECIALLY not the time, and they're gonna be out in full force trying to recruit people, especially if we start seeing widespread lay offs

If someone wants to offer you a "job opportunity" but won't tell you the name of the company, RUN

if a company requires you to purchase a starter kit, FUCKING RUN

if someone invites you to an "opportunity call" or otherwise pitches this "opportunity" to you, and it's just a whole bunch of love-bombing and motivational speaking, RUN

if you cannot "rank up" in the company without recruiting more people to your team (aka downline), RUN

if you already joined one, cut your losses and quit now. seriously

if your friends/family join them, do not buy from them, even if it's just to support them... buying from people who join MLMs gives them false confidence that they will succeed, and it keeps them in longer, and ultimately they will lose more money, and probably damage a lot of their relationships along the way

99% of people either make no money, or worse, LOSE money, in multilevel marketing. They're scams and commercial cults and the "recession proof industry" marketing campaigns are already well underway, especially in MLMs that are currently on the brink of collapse (like Monat)

don't be fooled. there is no opportunity. it's not a job. it's a scam

(also, watch out for their alternate names... network marketing and social selling are just synonyms for multilevel marketing.)

Eta: if you're not sure if a company is an MLM, Google it. There's an entire database online for this. Search "is [X] an mlm" and if it is, you'll find a wealth of information about how their scams work.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Title: Light Of Morning {5}**

Chris Evans x Reader

Warning: Plot, Cursing, Angst, Fluff, Pregnancy Fic, Pregnancy Talk, SMUT, NSFW, 18 + Content, Cliffhanger

Words: 7k

Summary: What is done in the dark, comes to light. With the light of morning comes a whole new set of problems. 

Note: I’m thinking this will not be a long series. Italic text is reader or Chris recalling a convo or pieces of one.

Thank you so much for reading. I hope you enjoy this!

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