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Never mind homoeroticism, I’m here for the homo-idiotic-ism. Let’s be in stupid dumb gay love because we’re both dumbasses

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WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS

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feelin gay

#crush #lesbian #bernie sanders #meme #gay

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I wish someone would want me as much as the people in Walmart want the last rolls of toilet paper.

#coronavirus #corona #joke #lol #pandemic #woo hoo

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🦀

He has delivered the good vibes

#crab #good vibes #vibe #happy #smile

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that is all

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This is me at the pet store clomping my way over to look at the hamsters.

I. Want. To. Kiss. The. BABIE!!!

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a gift from me 2 u ♡

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bro I started listening to The Two Princes on spotify and let me just say I got diabetes from how sweet these two are

#the two princes #spotify #podcast #lgbt

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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

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When people in America find out about the corona virus

#im sorry #coronavirus #china #joke

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i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too

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HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO GO MUSHROOM FORAGING WITH YOU

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For context: the author is a second grade drop out who did things like accidentally collect whale skeletons (how does one do that?) and fake his own death.

To make up for the lack of punctuation he just put a couple pages full of commas and periods at the end of the book. His explanation was, "I put in A Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese"

Anyways the ebook is free so I 10/10 reccomend

I’m literally begging you to read a paragraph or two from “A Pickle For The Knowing Ones” by Lord Timothy Dexter. It literally reads like a tumblr shit post—no punctuation, randomized capitalization, the best misspellings I’ve ever seen,

Best quote so far:

it is the voise of the peopel and I cant Help it and so Let it goue

Followed closely by

My frinds & felow mortals

And ALSO

I ask for forgiveness of the world for teling the trough I meane No hurt to A flie only when he bits me then I kils the flye

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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So step one is done 🌱🌱🌱 any name suggestions?

I'm still waiting for that girlfriend though

Boy oh boy do I want a pet moss ball and a girlfriend

#moss ball #marimo #lesbian #gay #lol #i want a girlfriend #elon mossk