b3anbag

[b3anbag]

omg I love matd 👀

you better

#ioveiypeaches #matd #marina and the diamonds #ask

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this inspired me to take one of the letter magnets from the fridge and start gnawing on it. jyuro is disgusted

#fuck him #tastes delicious #tasty #cats

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youre damn right pal

oh yeah?? you think you have something to say that marina and the diamonds didn’t already say better?????

#matd is one of my favorite artists #and its obvious why #shes so good #marina and the diamonds

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please

#money #now #im broke again

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to the guy who just followed me, you have bad taste

#thanks tho #followers #new members #members of what? #of my little hellhole #welcome traveler

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as a cat, i can confirm. my brothers are very uncomfortable

cats be like “whats up okay dope watch me lick my ass now” 

#my brothers #me #cats #reblog

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i didnt know that you could only use a certain tag once in a post and i tagged 'nice' to my last post twenty times and only one showed smh

#dumb #let me crackhead rn #smh #nice

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nice

#nice

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so basically,

#animal crossing #new leaf #ancl #this was ankha btw #though who cares tbh #anyways mood

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today i was hanging out with my female friend and she was complaining to me about how her mom was trying to teach her how to 'piss like a man' and i had no fucking clue what to say

im not sure how it works for you but apparently her mom is disappointed in her aim so yikes

no but really what the fuck

#piss like a man headass #okay then #dont know why you came to me with this #lmao #fucking weird

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i cut my finger and hissed like a cat and now my brothers wont stop meowing at me

#im going to kill them #little bitches #meow headass #pricks #i get it im like a cat #ffs

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theres alot of bot sugar daddies on your account now, damn 👀👀

im not even the gayest one of my brothers what the fuck

#this is aggravating #id be happy to take free money but also no #what the fuck #nasty people #nasty

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ill bet that nasty bot lookin bitch who commented on my last post really thought i was nine years old

#nasty #die #your existence is unwelcome here

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i just turn 9 year old where my paycheck

#post #me #pay me #do it

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osra just said "bros before hoes" and i responded by saying "but what if your bros are your hoes" and tbh i dont think any of us know how to feel

#my brothers #osra #i said some weird shit #whoops

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so apparantly i fucking kissed someone on new years at midnight and my brothers wont tell me who

how do i get them to speak i need to know

#new years #new years kiss #my brothers #help

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shit dude sorry im late but happy new years everyone from me and my brothers

we were all drunk last night lmao i would have posted sooner but yknow

anyways heres to another year of living in hell on earth and vibing along with it

peace everyone

#happy new year #happy new decade #happy new month #happy new day #happy #my brothers #yep