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cubestresser · 20 hours
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Yeah, I’ll just end on this ig
i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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cubestresser · 21 hours
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making a ghost cosplay and just finished 3d printing his mask
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the supports carcass is a little,,, it’s fuckin something
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cubestresser · 21 hours
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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
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cubestresser · 21 hours
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“Why no food? Where food?”
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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cubestresser · 21 hours
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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cubestresser · 21 hours
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@sleezycake look at it
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Fuck it *ponifies your military men✨*
This might be my new obsession-
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cubestresser · 21 hours
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I run cold, and under my rock is chilly, so it makes sense I’d choose the giant winter coat
Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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cubestresser · 2 days
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I should’ve read—whoops
before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way:
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cubestresser · 2 days
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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
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cubestresser · 2 days
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*dreamy sigh*
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cubestresser · 5 days
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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cubestresser · 15 days
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Damn that looks tasty—share? Please?
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Slow cooking Japanese chicken curry today, my whole apartment smells like heaven
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cubestresser · 15 days
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whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole
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cubestresser · 15 days
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@sleezycake this is for invading my dash
“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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cubestresser · 15 days
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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cubestresser · 15 days
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Damnit-
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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cubestresser · 15 days
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my pet mold spore
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