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My older son offering his dramatic disapproval over my behavior while feeling VERY miserable and unwell: "Where is your dignity, Woman?!?"

Me: "What is dignity? Can you eat it?"

Son: *speechless.jpg*

Me: "Dignity is worthless in the face of pain."

Son: "..."

*can't_refute.jpg*

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Husband: You need a haircut; you're starting to look like an extra from "Planet of the Apes".

Son: Mom! Dad wants to take away my identity!

Me: ...As an ape-man?

Note - as a mother, naturally I want to defend my children's rights to self expression, it's just...

My youngest likes the "long and shaggy hair" look; but his hair is thick and unruly and extremely prone to oil, so all he succeeds in attaining is "ungroomed".

#funny #humour #i love my kids #parenting

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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“there are no books about….” yes there are. you’re bad at finding books.

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ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

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Really, the only thing "wrong" that Wei Wuxian did, was rely on his belief that Jiang Cheng could and would, choose to be a better person and would stand by him in equally hard times. But, Jiang Cheng was too self-obsessed and bitter to see it as such, which was why he said and continued to either say Wei Wuxian just had a hero complex, or, Wei Wuxian was a traitor. Wei Wuxian chose the ones that needed help, as he always did, over selfish self-serving. He had nothing to gain, but Jiang Cheng told the world and allowed it to say the exact opposite.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #canon jiang cheng #don't hide good stuff in the tags

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You know, I feel like it’s very, very significant that the first evil creature that the cultivation world comes across (very specifically not counting the arm as that is an isolated event, as opposed to Dafan Mountain which brought in cultivators from multiple different families and large clans) in the story is actually a goddess—as opposed to the evil spirit/creature everyone was hunting for—and the one who defeats it is the fierce corpse most reviled by the cultivation world, controlled by the man most reviled by the same world.

Something, something, everything is not as it seems, good and evil cannot be discerned by a simple look or countenance or preconceptions, something something...

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Sam is deeply concerned with using the correct pronouns for angels and learns Enochian for that singular purpose

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Also: Hua Cheng. It irritates me that so many fanfic writers assume that he slept around just because he didn't think he stood a chance with Xie Lian. Like... the dude dedicated his entire existence to XL for over 800 years. When you write HC as sexually experienced with people who aren't XL, you honestly make me wonder just who the heck you're writing about.

And promiscuous Xie Lian is just so OOC I can't.

Basically, none of MXTX's main characters are the type to sleep around.

(Except LBH in PIDW; but he was emotionally blackmailed into losing his virginity, and repeatedly ended up in fuck or die scenarios with various girls until it just became normal for him that that was how he was supposed to interact with women. Given his fidelity to SQQ even after death in SVSSS, I blame PIDW LBH's promiscuity entirely on Airplane forcing into a role that isn't actually natural for him until he no longer cared.)

Full honesty here, No, I REALLY can't stand the idea of Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji or Shen Qinqiu with previous partners whatsoever. It's wildly out of character for any of these three to express romantic or sexual interest in anyone but the specific one they're fully dedicated to as they parse their feelings out. They may be confused or just don't have the time to think of their feelings for the one they're dedicated towards, but they definitely know who they aren't attracted to and don't care about flings for themselves.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #scum villain #yes SQQ with anyone besides LBH really irks me #he's an asshole #but he is not that stupid to get in a serious relationship and half ass it towards the other #he doesn't care he doesn't care #that's that #tgcf

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^^^THIS.

I will NEVER be okay with RPF content; because it generally involves making porn of someone without their consent.

Genuinely I think if you have ever come up with a headcanon about a real human person, especially regarding their gender or sexuality, or sat down and written fanfiction about them, you should take a serious critical look about the way you engage with media. It’s creepy and dehumanizing to do and you really should not ever be treating real people the same way you’d treat fake ones for reasons that seem incredibly obvious but clearly aren’t

#important #respect #the dark side of fandom #anti rpf

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Wei Wuxian headcanon that I won't budge on, is that Wei Wuxian may have been naturally flirty towards plenty of people but he was also very comphet in regards to women, which makes vastly more sense when he fully allows himself to flirt and physically touch Lan Wangji when he's willing to test boundaries. And Lan Wangji is the only one he drops that sexual physicality for when he is able to explore his affinity and only romantic interest towards fully.

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YES!

I really hate fics that feature WangXian engaging in casual sex of any kind, because it is completely opposite to their explicitly stated canon characterization.

Seriously, when they write WWX like that, it feels like they honestly see him as a poor, Chinese version of Tony Stark.

And when they write LWJ like that, I just feel like...

I find one night stand prompts for Wei Wuxian hilarious... since this is the dude who said he was saving his first kiss for his someone special for 20 years and maidenly fangirls about who could it have been that left him after it. He is not about to be a one-night stand anything

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bad fanfiction #bad fanfic takes

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Am I the only one who saw this and immediately pictured SQQ instictively protecting LBH from something, and LBH being all... "Shizen, let me clean you up." 😍😛 ?

a relationship should be mutually beneficial. he kills my enemies and i lick the blood off him afterwards.

#svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu

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So, I saw this picture of a Chinese meme for a pig stealing a cabbage, and I was really curious to see if I could find a version of it in English.

(I think it says, "You're mine now!" or something along those lines? Anyone wanna give an exact translation?)

Anyway, I couldn't find one; but I did find some really cute pictures of pigs with cabbages.

And here's the one I chose to use to make my own meme:

(I couldn't find a WangXian picture from official sources that had them in the same position (LWJ on the left, WWX on the right) as the cabbage/pig picture for this, and I'm not going to steal someone's artwork just to make a crappy meme.)

And finally, here's a picture of LWJ's real-life cabbage persona:

(Yes, those are actually cabbages. Tokyo White Cabbages.)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #cabbage #pig stealing cabbage #pig #lan wangji #wei wuxian #cabbage-ji #mdzs meme

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A lot of people joke about being "like a zombie" before they have their coffee in the mornings, but I'm the only one I know who legitimately can't talk in any kind of comprehensible human language when I first get up. I'm all, "Mmmflrglmph" and "Sthrlmshth" and "Frlghmrshfr".

Yet, somehow, my husband is always able to make sense of my incoherent muttering and respond to me accordingly. Which is really handy, because sometimes I'm so tired even I don't know what hell I'm trying to say.

For example, without his interpretation, I would have had no idea that this morning, when I mumbled, "Hrlfrmblsh" while groping for the coffee pot, I was actually saying, "Hunny, let me do the dishes."

#funny #i hate mornings #morning #coffee #need coffee #humour #married life #husband #coffee is life

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I was looking for a gif of a pig stealing a cabbage, and found this:

Yes, this actually DID happen.

A wild pig stole three six-packs of beer some campers had out at their campsite; dragged it off and drank it. He then proceeded to go on a drunken rampage throughout the campsite and surrounding area - digging through garbage and tossing it everywhere, scaring all the people he came across; before taking offense to a cow who didn't immediately make room for him, and starting a brawl. He then wandered off and collapsed under a tree to sleep it off.

You can't make this shit up.

#funny pic #funny #too weird to live too rare to die #you can't make this shit up